Eccentric Crazy Bitches From Hollywood

If Strange Hollywood had a Queen, Helena Bonham Carter would be her. Married to the King of weird, Tim Burton. Helena is a beautiful british actress who has been creeping us out for many decades. Well known for her role in Fight Club and playing the annoying old hag in the last several Tim Burton movies. That's why we give Helena Bonham Carter the number one spot for being gorgeous and amazing while being a role-model for emo girls all over the US.

Whether you love her or hate her, you can't have this list without our royal Lady herself. GAGA is a blessing in the gay community especially with her modern day nyc 'Club Kid' (Party Monster) fashion and performances.

M.I.A. is an artist who is very much under appreciated. Her style and flow is very unique and her lyrics speak often about rough life growing up in Sri Lanka Born and raised an English citizen but spent a lot of her life in rough areas of poor middle eastern countries. She is a rapper inspired by electronic and world music. She has a very loud urban style clothing.

I recently became familiar with Agyness Deyn. I know nothing much about her, other than the fact that I no longer think of a 90 year old woman when I think of the name 'Agyness'. Agyness is a flamboyant model, actress and singer. She is known for her rocker poise and androgynous appearance.

Miss Dita Von Tease is an angel in disguise. Behind her vampy makeup lies a beautiful, elegant and graceful woman with a perfect, tattoo-less body. This is a classic beauty and the most well known Burlesque dancer alive today. And notoriously famed for her marriage to shock rocker, Marilyn Manson.

Fifteen years ago, this pudgy-faced actress was introduced with the hit show, Dawson's Creek. Who would have thought years later, she would be one of Hollywood's leading actresses. It took me fifteen years (and the death of a movie star) to realize this actress is just stunning. She is a natural beauty and a great actress. Her comeback is a success and although she's always been underrated, 2012 is HER year and she is no doubt, this years "It Girl".

She is the Pixie of Indy cinema. She's one of those actresses that just randomly pop's out into one of your favorite movies, every few years. Although she often plays that average girl character in a quirky flick, she is just your regular hipster.

And of course we can't forget the Princess of Indy cinema. Chloe Sevigny is all over those controversial indy films and she is loved by the gay community. She also has her own style and fashion line. She loves those bold, neon colors. She is also a hit in the Rave community because she was once a raver herself.

Audrey Kitching is a scene kid who made her fame through a modeling career and as a fashion designer. She is very much into colorful hair, piercings, helly kitty, raves and anime.

Shannyn Sossamon has been one of my celebrity crushes for years. She is very underrated but like she even gives a f**k. Shannyn Sossamon is definitely a weird one. She loves to rock a mohawk or shave half her head. She got her start doing music videos for Daft Punk and Korn but progresses to movie acting. She is a voodoo practioner and has a son named Audio Science. I would say this girl is a good freak if you asked me. And I effing love her.

Bjork would be the Queen of Eccentric Hollywood if Helena Bonham wasn't just too damn gorgeous. Bjork is a free-spirit and individual thinker. An idealist and a woman of many talents. But she is a feisty one. Don't get too close to her with your camera. She isn't a zoo animal but she'll literally bite your head off. This woman is a prying mantas. Just carry on and let her go on being weird 'ol Bjork.

This little sex pot is in the wrong business. At only the ripe age of eighteen, she has the sexual mentality of a 25 year old. I only say this because she's been dressing this way since she was 14. The sweet and innocent looking Taylor Momsen is known for her role in the tv series, Gossip Girls. She plays a clean cut school girl who probably gossips a lot. I don't know, never seen the show. But in real life, this now retired actress is that trashy goth slut you hope to get with at a heavy metal show. She is now the singer of a rock band, wears heavy goth makeup and trashy lingerie. She wants to be like Courtney Love but Taylor Momsen is an incredibly beautiful woman even though she likes to trash it up a bit.

Megan Fox is by far the #1 hottest woman in the world. You're in denial if you don't think she's hot. She isn't in many movies because her hotness makes her over-qualified for the role. But even though she is the perfect face for Maxim, this girl claims to be a total geek. She has that 'Bro Hoe' style and dominant exterior but she pretty much spends her time smoking weed and playing PS3 and X-Box games all day. Plus she is openly bisexual and naturally friendly.

Evan Rachel Wood became a favorite of mine when she was only thirteen years old. Most celebrities her age were making pop albums with Aaron Carter and the Cheetah Girls. Instead, this girl starred in films where she pretended to do a lot of drugs and have a lot of sex. Maybe her rebellious roles traumatized her adult years when she decided to also date rocker Marilyn Manson. And could we say she's also the 'homewrecker', according to Von Tease. Evan Rachel Wood has migrated into a mini-Dita and often styles herself as the blonde Von Tease.

Avril Lavigne is a spunky little hottie with her cute Hot Topic fashions and strips of pink in her hair. She is one of those straight-edge rockers and very easy on the eyes.

Kaya Scodelario is a hot little british actress who stars in the UK version of Skins and at 19 years old and this sexy, she is underrated. Of course she suffers from dyslexia but she's got that gothic bad girl vibe so I put her on the list.

Rosario Dawson should be on this list for being a cult fan phenomenon. She has been in many big movies as well as indy but she selects her films accordingly. She always shows some of her true personality in her acting and this girl is one of those fierce chicks who is just fun to kick it with.

Amber Heard is very sexy and has starred in a few movies I liked. But she would have faded and I would have passed her up, if I didn't know she is the Hottest openly gay Hollywood star. Yes,she is full on Lesbian! Nothing too freaky here but I think it's cool of her to 'come out' as a lesbian even though I haven't seen her star in anything good since.

Parker Posey is quirky and eccentric. She loves doing mainly Independent films and was one of the hottest stars in the 90's.

Milla is a Ukrainian actress and musician. She sings folk and has that whole bizarre, folk rock sorta thing going on.

A child star who forever grew up to be a favorite for many goth girls around the world. This petite actress likes those weird roles so she can be as awkward as she wants without the world to know that Christina Ricca is just plain awkward. And I like it.

Amanda Blank is a rapper and DJ who likes to rap about casual sex and partying. She often works with other DJ's who sample her music. She is well received by electronic dance music fans and the rave scene.

I honestly don't know much about Rihanna other than her style is pretty cool and she has a few cool tattoos. She is one of my favorite style icons.

Eva Greene is a french actress who got her start in a controversial film called The Dreamers. She is a quiet woman and considers herself to be nerdy.

Ke$ha is a wild child with a bold taste in performance outfits.

Joss Stone is a british singer with amazing, raspy soul vocals. She has the vocal ranges of Janis Joplin and that bohemian vibe.

Amber Rose is a beautiful socialite with a buzz cut. Known for her high-profile relationships with Kanye West and Wiz Kalifa. She is a style icon for her love of loud, urban gear.

Krysten Ritter does in fact have a very unique look and that's what made me originally drawn to her. She is of no relation to the late John Ritter and she is on this list because she is a beautiful and rare actress who usually plays the ugly/jealous/bitchy friend/roommate of some blonde actress who usually plays the love interest in the movie. She is often seen in many 'chick flicks' because it is the women race who crush hard on this girl. She is also in a jam band and has a love for pychedelic, punk, alternative and metal music.

Angelina Jolie is no stranger to the glamorous life. After a few xannies, a couple norcos and a shot of grade A whiskey, this A-Lister will have you drooling and wanting more. She is a tattoo vixen and a mentally unstable bitch. Yet she is the most respected woman in hollywood. Something about her presence makes her too scary to talk to. But lets face it, even the most dominant man would contemplate letting Jolie go all 'fem-dom' on them.

Why is this beautiful A-List celebrity on this list? She's way too hot to be a little nutty. Well, she's not really your standard celebrity. She has her own opinions and she is pretty much chill with everyone. But she is a total geek. Behind her natural sex appeal, lies a total geek. First, she dated Macaulay Culkin for several years. The two enjoyed smoking lots of pot and going to raves. And possibly having bisexual 4-ways with other couples. But as we all get older, we settle down and today she spends her time getting stoned, playing World of Warcraft like.. all day, and watches Star Wars a few times a year.

Maggie Gyllenhaal has that hidden hotness 'girl next door' vibe about her. She blends in well with the crowds but there is something strikingly sexy about her. Maybe it was her role in The Secretary. A very provocative film about a dom/sub relationship between her and her boss. She is his secretary, his horse, his puppet, etc.. and she loves it. I find her sexy for her selective roles she takes up. And I must admit, her fully nude body in the Secretary was amazing.

Tilda Swinton is an androgynous celebrity known for starring in several arthouse and mainstream films. She is a gender player who seems to admire David Bowie. She claims to not believe in sexuality or marriages. However she has a man/partner she's been seeing for many years and have children with. Apparently she is a claimed member of the 'Swingers Lifestyle'. One year, her and her partner showed up to the Oscars but with different dates and spent the evening separated. No jealous feelings and no complications. She enjoys this lifestyle because it keeps their relationship healthy and strong. Or maybe they are both just sex addicts who work out perfectly for each other. And the last thing I want to think about is the image above, being a sex addict. :)

Amy Winehouse may have a face only a mother could love but her white trash pin-up girl style definitely puts her on this list. She has a love for tattoos, violence, punk music, crack-cocaine and hard liquor. RIP Winehouse.

This sexy little vixen gets placed on this list. She is an emo, Hot Topic wearing trendster but she has natural beauty that's just plain desirable.

Gwen Stefani, the golden goddess and rock legend. Maybe not a rock legend, but this woman has been many females 'style icon' for years. And a lot of men want her as their girlfriend. But behind all the Harajuku, Chola and whatever racial theme style she plays off, this girl is a true 1990's California chick. Her roots lie in punk music, reggae and ska. She has worked with Sublime, The Vandals, Nofx, and had a pretty cool band herself in the early 90s. She grew up around in Southern California with skateboarders, surfers and loud ska music.

We all know this hippie and we either love her or hate her. She prances around playing accoustic guitar, can be kinda annoying sometime but she's beautiful and her music isn't so bad. If you like weird, avant garde music. But she has a very pretty singing voice and the prettiest blue eyes I've ever seen.

Naomi Watts may be a surprise for this list since she has that typical look of elegance. But really take a good look at her filmography and you will realize she may have some psycho tendencies. She really loves those dark films and she's a huge fan of horror cinema and gore. She loves playing a psycho b*tch or helpless victim so much, I think it gets her off.

Lily Allen is a cockney little british singer who takes on crazy costumes and her music is pop and electronica. Her short lived career is now put on a hault after marriage and giving birth, she has retired from music and wants to be a stay at home mum.

This girl is so hot and very underrated. But it would make sense because I haven't seen her in anything big. She was mostly in hollywood flops but she is just so hot and an avid gamer.

She, on the other hand is overrated but she claims that she doesn't want to be. She hates being famous and she's known as the hollywood mope. I think its mainly from the brown contacts she wears for Twilight, they take away her beauty and make her look like a Frowny Mcfrownfrown. But in real life she is a quiet introvert and hates being the center of attention. She cowards to the world and would much rather kick back with her friends, get stoned and drive around all night.

Paz is commonly known as one of the most unattractive women in hollywood. Although some of these photos may state otherwise, she is quite the butter face. But she's an excellent actress who likes to play psychotic roles and likes to scream and get naked often.

Mary Kate is the bad seed of the twins. Well both of them are pretty nutty if you ask me. Mary is the slightly lesser attractive one and often is seen wearing bohemian clothing and likes to do a lot of opiates and benzos. She had people sweep out her drugs from Heath Ledgers apartment after she was told he died. Although she wasn't arrested, she has been laying low since.

Drew Barrymore has now hit that 'has been' era. She was once a well known party girl. Has taken every drug known to man before she reached the tender age of fifteen. She was often a regular at Studio 54 even though she was only 13 years old. Now this former coke addict is just your sweet, medical marijuana smoking tree hugger. Featured here with Ellen Page.

Selma Blair was one of the hottest things of the 90s. With edgy hairstyles and nyc hipster style. Not to mention, she's married to a Zappa.

Rachel Miner always has that devious look in her eye. She plays 'evil girl next door' look very well. She is well known for her young marriage to MacCauley Culkin, they wed at only 17 years old but it ended in divorce. She has played in a few movies here and there but never considered this actress hot till I saw her as the Suicide Girl Secretary in Showtimes, Californication. She was also featured on Suicide Girls website with her spread and she is in fact, a Suicide Girl with fake tattoos.

Mischa Barton isn't exactly an easy person to work with. Directors, actors and makeup artists claim its hard to get along with her. That's a surprise cause she looks like a good girl. A good girl who is beautiful and rich. Really there isn't much to her but she loves smoking pot, going to music festivals and dress in bohemian prints. But she's not easy to trust. Recently her landlord sued her for not paying rent on her apartment for 3 months. So maybe she's not that rich. She spends all her money on drugs, booze and gambling.

Honestly, I'm not a big fan of her appearance wise. But I would say she is a sex symbol and often sports that hipster/pin-up girl look. I could see myself getting along with her and I respect her. Plus she is also in a jam band where she sings and plays accoustic guitar. She doesn't consider herself sexy and thinks she's just a geek herself.

Johanna Angel is a psychobilly pornstar who owns her own porn company, Burning Angel. She mostly works with other alternative porn performers and is highly respected in the male dominant porn business.

Professional tattoo artist and body modificated woman herself, Kat Von D is one sexy bitch. She owns her own tattoo parlor, sold out with a tv show and now has a tattoo removal makeup line.

Sasha Grey is the Pornstar Geek. She is a lover of graphic novels/comic books, video games and often attends geek events such as comicon and fangoria. She loves cult films, horror anything, super heroes, comic books and gets pretty dirty on camera too.