Most Beautiful Women Fortnightly

It's been over a decade since Eva Green delivered a performance in The Dreamers. Nothing she's said or done has lessened her humanity in my eyes, which is the greatest thing I can think to say right now. No adjective captures her being. Eva is just wonderful.

Smart guys' dream girl. Knows she's hot. Knows she's funny. Knows it's hot that she's funny. Knows it's funny that she's hot. Is fantastic on The Newsroom. Talks about having sex with Aaron Rodgers.

Emily Ratajkowski is almost getting to that point of annoying ubiquity. Almost.

I dug Jenna before I knew who her boyfriend/fiance/husband was. Rockin' face, rockin' body.

As one of the hottest "if-only" young women of the last five years, Alexandra Daddario already would have been a first-rounder based on the potential of her... you know. But then True Detective aired on HBO, and one of those rarities in life showed itself: the actuality surpassed the hype. For all the notoriety of the Kate Uptons and Katy Perrys of the world, Alexandra could be the most desirable woman for those who are into the top shelf.

Alejandra is tall, dark and something. She's only turning 22 this spring. Tremendous upside.

The younger sister of the lovely Cassie Steele, Alex is absurdly hot. One of the best bodies I've ever seen.

A bit of a zombie slayer. John Legend's wife. Too smart for a lot of you. Loved by the rest of you.




Has since become very famous and memetic. Still love her though.

C is a lot of people's #1. It's hard to argue. She's nearly a singular beauty.

What would Narnia be without Susan Pevensie? Sucky, that's what. I've been crushing on Anna Popplewell for about a decade now.

Seriously funny chick. John Krasinski's wife. BAFTA award winner. Hot, hot hot.

Olivia gives my brain a boner.

We throw around superlatives all the time, but Ashlyn might literally be the hottest girl alive. Based on her Twitter and IG, she seems of at least above-average intelligence and of a good nature. She's purty.

In the running for most stunning woman of all-time.

Still closer to 20 than 30, Sabine has possessed one of the most naturally gifted bodies in the world for a few years now. She brings awareness to bullying, eats a healthy diet and posts pictures of herself sans makeup frequently. She seems excellent. She's Latvian. She herself may find her way into the top 5 someday soon.

Haileebobailee has the potential to be #1. She's smart enough to talk geeky, and down-to-earth enough to make fun of herself. At only 21, it's hard to say she's more beautiful than the women ahead of her, but the potential is certainly there. As a 30-year-old, I tend to lean more toward women close to my own age. It'll be fun to see just how awesome Hailee gets as these next few years pass. Her hotness is unquestionable, and more importantly, natural. Stop the fight.

Emily has been kind of hard to pin down. As a 19-20-year-old, she showed off her holy grail of hotness body, and had a lot to say about positivity and authenticity. Then she deleted her Twitter account, changed her professional name, and posed for Playboy. She's still really hot, but she may be an example of a fast burn. Either way, Emily Shaw still has that holy grail body. Check out her old photoshoots. NSFW.

Kissed by fire. Natural.