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Fucking Christoph Waltz.
I saw Django Unchained, and immediately knew he was awesome.
But then I saw Inglorious Basterds, and I realized that he is one of the best actors around right now.

No one I talk to seems to know about her, unless they've seen Pitch Perfect.
I really like her though.
I think she has this beauty about her, and when she's given a big role, she shines.
I though she was simply perfect in 50/50.

The most adorable adult man in the world.

I recently got into the TV show 'Community.'
Alison Brie is without a doubt the cutest girl on television, and I can feel my heart flutter in her big moments on the show.
I had a hard time believing that she is an adult woman.

Aww!
Just look at her!

They're just so big... and bright...
It's like staring into a fresh spring, never before tainted by the touch of man or animal.

Are you going to argue with me?
Are you?

I'm not sure if the man quite counts as 'Classic,' but Cool Hand Luke was one smooth motherfucker.
Rest in Peace.

Jenny McCarthy, if you want to call her an actress, made me realize that some people are evil.
Like her, for instance.

you ruined star wars you vainglorious prick

There are no words for me to explain how beautiful I find Ms. Winstead.
She is like a goddess in my unworthy eyes.

I don't know what it is about him.
To be honest, he's only slightly above average-looking.
However, there's just something about him that makes attractiveness just flow from his body.

There is nothing that I would find hotter than Aubrey Plaza scolding me.
I don't even know why.

I like Adventure Time.
It is a show for children.

I liked him when I was about 12.
Now I see him for the unoriginal shitstain that he is.
Seriously, look at this douche bag.
What does he think he's doing?
Is he in a cult?

I thought Ninja Assassin was going to be good.

Well, I mean, obviously I'm not surprised NOW.
But c'mon, the guy looks about 15 without the beard.
I didn't expect much.
But wow, he puts on a damn good show.

She's just so good.
I literally could not name something about her I don't like.
She's smart, funny, and so beautiful.
I've never seen her play a role badly.

Are you enjoying this list? I hope so.
I'd like to take a moment to talk to you about our Lord and Savior, Keanu Reeves.
When Keanu was only three years old, his heroin-dealing father walked out on his family.
His mother remarried several times, and continued to move around the country, leaving him lonely and sullen.
He dreamed of becoming an Olympic hockey player, but that dream was soon shattered by an injury.
His best and probably only friend, River Phoenix, passed away before they could make the movie they always dreamed of together.
His wife gave birth to a stillborn child, causing the two to divorce under the stress.
The only friend he has left is his sister.
And she has leukemia.
Even when life has not been kind to Keanu, he remains a noble and generous man.
He allowed a 75% paycut on himself in order to cast Al Pacino in the Devil's Advocate and a 90% paycut in order to cast Gene Hackman in the Replacements.
He gave away 50 million Euros to the tech crew and costume designers of the 'Matrix' series, and gave a Harley Davidson motorcycle to every member of the stunt crew.
Most of the rest of his money goes to funding cancer research, and holding on to the life of his sister.
Keanu Reeves is the single greatest human being on the planet.
Having said that, he's a pretty shitty actor.

Hit Girl in 'Kick Ass.'
"Just contact the mayor's office. He's got this giant light he shines in the sky. It's in the shape of a giant cock.

Leon in 'Leon: The Professional.'
Damn he's badass.
I've heard he's kind of a dick, though, but it's Leon I like, so I don't really care.

He's hot.
I know.
That doesn't mean he deserves to be famous.

She's hot.
I know.
That doesn't mean she deserves to be famous.

Hilarious on Parks and Rec, and his stand-up is always brilliant.

Yes, she had a meltdown.
But somewhere deep down, she's still that girl from the 'Parent Trap.'
She's still that girl from 'Mean Girls.'
And, also, she's hot.
Like really, super, just very, very hot.
I like her.

He counts as an actor.

Abed from 'Community' is my favorite TV show character ever.
That's why I never want to meet Danny Pudi, because if I did, and he wasn't exactly like Abed in every way, it would kill me.

I don't want to post a picture...
But, if you haven't seen her before:

Jesus Christ, how terrifying.

She just has this... Cold, severe air about her.
Everything she does entrances me completely.
The way her tongue let each soft, dry word slip from her deep, red lips...
The way she smiles and laughs nervously as the tears swell in her beautiful silver eyes...
She's just...
Lovely.

Christian Bale is a goddamn legend.
No persona is out of his reach.
He adopts the personality of a character better than almost every other actor out there today.
Acting isn't a game to him, but it isn't too solemn, either.
He loves doing it.
Whether it's watching him dance and axe-murder people in 'American Psycho' or unravel the role of a hero in 'The Dark Knight,' Christian Bale doesn't even know how to disappoint.