TV's Most Sarcastic Characters Ever

Geoffrey Butler (The Fresh Prince Of Bel-Air)

No one can beat being this character from being saracastic when it comes to Geoffrey the butler. He's the best at being sarcastic. Whenever he sees an opportunity to strike within the Banks family, he makes a sarcastic comments towards Carton Banks, Hilary Banks and mostly Philip Banks' weight problem. His sarcasm also includes the way he is treated as a butler, calling the kids, lazy, spoiled brats and many jokes which he taunts Phillip being fat.

Chandler Bing (Friends)

Chandler Bing's sarcasm usually happens when he's feeling pressure. Mostly when he's talking to women. His legendary wit and sarcasm never left him without an insult or a sassy comeback. When he hears something that amuse him, he finds some sarcastic way to comment on what he hears. He hits on Joey's stupidness at times for being like a child.

Dr. Perry Cox (Scrubs)

Dr. Perry Cox is amazily a sarcastic character. His sarcasm includes bitter, and has a quick, cruel wit, normally expressed through frequent and sometimes incredibly long rants, in which he has viciously verbally attacked almost every character on the show. Most of his rants go towards J.D, giving him a list of female names.

Seth Cohen (The O.C)

He might be a geek but even geeks know how to be sarcastic. That's why Seth Cohen's sarcasm is defiantly unpredicable. A lot of his sarcasm mostly comes towards the water polo boys as he taunts them by assuming that they shave their chests. Sometimes his sarcasm officiates with comic references as well like Superman, Spider-Man, Green Arrow and many more. He even enjoys sarcasm when talking to his father Sandy Cohen who also loves the sarcasm

Tony DiNozzo (NCIS)

Tony DiNozzo is the coolest character on NCIS. His sarcastic comments are mostly towards McGee and Ziva. He almost comments on cases which he makes them similar to his favorite movies and actors. He also enjoys sarcasm with females who he finds attractive. Gibbs doesn't enjoy his sarcasm which he stops when Gibbs gives him a stare or gives him a slap to the back of the head. DiNozzo mainly hits out his sarcasm towards McGee, giving a list of names by replacing the words Gee in his name. The names includes McGeek, McGlee and many more names.

Michael Kyle (My Wife And Kids)

Michael Kyle is best sarcastic characters and is best at his different ways of sarcasm. His best sarcasm moments are when he replies to people with the famous "Ah...Nah/No," with a stylish dance or body moments or other ways. He also picks on his son Junior by commenting on his huge head and being stupid.

Will Smith (The Fresh Prince Of Bel-Air)

Will Smith is sarcastic when it comes to making jokes. His sarcastic comments are mostly aimed towards Carlton Banks because of his short size and his upper class style. He also makes sarcastic comments towards his uncle, Phillip Banks' weight problem. He also comments on other people around, making fun of them.

Basil Fawlty (Fawlty Towers)

Basil Fawlty is sarcastic mostly during when he is angered. Basil is the snobbish and often paranoid owner and manager of the Fawlty Towers Hotel in Torquay. He fakes being pleasant to his guests, mindful of his watchful wife Cybil, but secretly hates the guests, and is often on the edge of insanity whilst trying to run the hotel.

Felicity Smoak (Arrow)

Felicity Smoak has become TV's new favorite character on the show Arrow. She's cool because she's a geek and she brings out sarcastic comments during the show. She's a bit nervous first of being around Oliver Queen and starts to talk to him with sarcasm.

Charlie Harper (Two And A Half Men)

Charlie Harper is sarcastic. His sarcasm comes towards mostly his family such as his mother, Evelyn and Alan. He jokes about his mother being similar to the devil which he comments of how evil she is, even suggesting that if she was in Gotham City, Batman would be smoked by her. He also be's sarcastic towards Alan who he taunts about his knack of staying at his house for years and doesn't pay for anything and his ways he deals with women.

Crowley (Supernatural)

Crowley, the king of hell is a sarcastic demon. As dangerous demon Crowley is, he tends to enjoy torturing his enemies like Sam and Dean Winchesters, demons, angels and other supernatural beings with sarcasm. He likes to make funny jokes to fool his opponents and even at times he's a charming demon.

Dean Winchester (Supernatural)

Dean Winchester is sarcastic. The ways he's sarcastic is usually through his hunts as he makes sarcastic comments when fighting with demons, vampiresand many more supernatural creatures by taunting them with sarcasm. He also makes comments on things he doesn't understand which is explained mainly by his brother Sam.

Oliver Queen/Green Arrow (Smallville)

Oliver Queen is the billionaire playboy who is sarcastic. He is very charming towards the ladies such as Lois Lane, Chloe Sullivan and Tess Mercer. He also gives a lot of sarcasm towards many people he encounters as Green Arrow or himself such as Clark Kent, Lex Luthor, Lionel Luthor, Tess Mercer and even The Justice League.

Damon Salvatore (The Vampire Diaries)

Damon Salvatore is very sarcastic character. He enjoys his ways of sarcasm with jokes which can be hard-hitting and brutally-honest but, often times, morbidly-funny. He enjoys making his brother, Stefan with miserable manner as he attacks him with sarcasm due to his being vampire he tends feeds on animal blood instead of human blood to keep his humanity alive.

Chuck Bass (Gossip Girl)

Chcuk Bass is sarcastic who sometimes humor can be dangerous. He makes sarcastic, pervy remarks in low, growling tones.

Lois Lane (Smallville)

Lois Lane from Smallville is know for a lot of things. Her beauty, her curiosity and her toughness. She's also known for her sarcasm. She often uses sarcasm and random, obscure references to illustrate her point. She usually is sarcastic towards Clark which they share a relation based on sarcasm towards each other. She is also a fast talker at times as she mumbles random things.

Chloe O'Brian (24)

Chloe O'Brian is known to be very sarcastic during 24. With serious task at hand such as finding and stopping terrorists activities, she tends to use sarcastic comments towards many of the people working for CTU. She makes many rivals which is more like Geeks At War sort of rival, she sarcastically taunts them as she is the best at what she does then anyone else in CTU.

Dr. Gregory House (House)

Dr Gregory House is very good at his sarcasm. He is bitterly sarcastic and obnoxious to his patients and fellow colleagues, who he treats like morons. House is not scared to bend the rules to get what he wants or tell people their short falls to their face. The misery of his life and the fact that he constantly has to live with pain and only partial use of his leg because of infarction surgery done against his will makes him so much bitterer. House insults everyone, doctors, nurses, patients, family, colleagues and even his only friend Dr. James Wilson.

Edmund Blackadder, Lord Blackadder (Black Adder)

Edmund Blackadder is another saracastic character. With many faces in the Blackadder series, Edmund Blackadder wins. He is sarcastically pessimistic Lord & a British officer. Surrounded by a seemingly endless supply of idiots, how can you not ooze sarcasm?

Bill "Dewey" Dudek (Southland)

Bill Dudek is a sarcastic officer. Whether he maybe the recovering alcoholic or sarcastic, annoying, angry or deep down heart of gold Dewey. He tends to be rude and lashes out in sarcasm towards his colleges. He also is known to seek attention. But still, every cop loves him.

Lynette Scavo (Desperate Housewives)

Lynette Scavo is often described as the smart one from the group of housewives. She's also know for her sarcasm and can be very funny at times.

Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)

Veronica Mars can be sarcastic and sexy at the same time. She mostly replies in sarcasm comments. At times she's snarky.

James "Sawyer" Ford (Lost)

James Ford aka Sawyer is sarcastic, deceptive, greedy, and hotheaded. He tends to make sarcastic comments.

Joey Potter (Dawson's Creek)

Joey Potter is saracastic. She is also a headstrong, vibrant, wily, sultry, and determined go-getter. In spite of her tough-as-nails exterior demeanor, Joey's also a frail, sometimes uncertain and emotionally sensitive.

Sheldon Cooper (The Big Bang Theory)

Sheldon Cooper comes on alot of sarcasm throughout the show. Most of his sarcastic comments goes towards Penny. He usually comments back to her questions which to him she is a wasting her time as her career in acting and her no knowledge of the world which she shows no interest in. He tends to also is sarcastic towards his friends, commenting on their relationship status.

Peyton Sawyer (One Tree Hill)

Peyton Sawyer is not really a character who shows sarcasm but during the show she shows sarcasm towards many characters such as Brooke Davis and Lindsey Strauss. She is those sort of girls who receives sarcasm and reacts in a bad manner way.

Xander Harris (Buffy the Vampire Slayer)

Alexander Harris is a lanky fellow, dark-haired and self-effacing. He uses sarcastic humor to hide his insecurit. Xander is also known to be very humorous and sarcastic, especially in the face of danger.

Cordelia Chase (Buffy the Vampire Slayer )

Cordelia Chase can be sarcastic at times. She would also frequently deploy a sarcastic, blunt, sometimes biting wit in various situations.