Time: Best Friend or Worst Enemy?

Time = Enemy - I guess the Arctic sun does major damage - Stop trying to save the seals, Brigitte!

Time = Friend - Has she found the elusive Fountain of Youth? This 45-year old woman does not age!

Time = Enemy - Perhaps Russ Meyer jinxed her by calling Anita the 'most beautiful women he has ever photographed'.

Time = Good Friend - She passed away at 96 years of age, her natural beauty still shinning thru.

Time = Enemy (by a porno mile!) - The most shocking thing, other than her face? Jenna's only 35! (though I suspect drugs and/or AIDS may be tag-teaming her from behind)

Time = Friend - At 43 years of age, porn goddess Christy Canyon is one smoking hot cougar.

Time = Enemy - This Faster Pussycat sex kitten had a rough life both before and after her rise to fame. The jury is still out as to which was worse.

Time = Friend - At 58, this 1950s Playboy bunny actually makes me want to attend 'Playmate Reunion' events.

Time = Friend (at first) - but last few years have been rough on her, and Time did a sneak attack on this silver screen goddess.

Time = Best Friend - Like Clint Eastwood and Morgan Freeman, Meryl ages even better than fine wine.

Time = Friend (by bribery) - Though she was always a natural beauty, her 10-year marriage to billionaire Ted Turner makes me think some big bribes were done to Old Man Time. The picture on the right is a 71-year old woman. Plastic surgery has been confirmed.

Time = Friend (so far) - She's still just a 15-year old teenager, but Time is being good to Dakota, helping transform her away from her 'cute child actress' beginnings in Hollywood. Let's just hope she doesn't pull a 'Lindsay Lohan' (see below).

Time (and Food) = Enemy - #1 Reason for all rising Hollywood starlets to avoid partying with Paris Hilton.

Time = Friend - This Australian goddess is actually looking sexier the older she gets. She's 40 years old now.

Time = Friend - Another Playmate makes the list. She's 59 and every bit as sexy as she was in 1975.

Time = Enemy - This hottie from 'Clue' has taken a big hit of the time stick, and she's only 56!

Time = Enemey (even with cheating) - Sometimes, even plastic surgery can't stop you from losing the battle with Time, as 52 year old Melanie has proven.

Time = Friend - This french goddess puts all other actress in their late 40s to shame.

Time = Friend - At 64, she still turns heads with her beauty and charm (though her incredible figure is gone).

Damn You, Time!! - What have you done with our beloved Kathleen Turner? And at 55, you still have a few more decades to ravage her.

I Love You, Time!! - Three years older than Kathleen Turner, and about 500 times sexier. Explain that logic.

Time = Enemy - She should definitely retire from the spotlight already. Her star has long dimmed out.