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1. Sex and the City (2008)

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2. Gran Torino (2008)

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3. The Happening (2008)

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4. Pretty Woman (1990)

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5. The Other Boleyn Girl (2008)

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6. 300 (2006)

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7. There Will Be Blood (2007)

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8. Memento (2000)

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9. Australia (2008)

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1092

10. Brüno (2009)

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11. Ocean's Twelve (2004)

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12. Inglourious Basterds (2009)

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3543

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13. Transformers (2007)

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1924

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14. Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (2009)

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15. A Clockwork Orange (1971)

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16. Titanic (1997)

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623

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17. The Final Destination (2009)

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1046

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18. Rambo (2008)

763

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19. The Spirit (2008)

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4333

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20. Independence Day (1996)

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21. Saw IV (2007)

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1837

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22. Angels & Demons (2009)

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1978

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23. Live Free or Die Hard (2007)

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3952

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24. WALL·E (2008)

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1529

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25. The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)

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26. National Treasure: Book of Secrets (2007)

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27. GoodFellas (1990)

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3077

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28. Night at the Museum (2006)

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2172

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29. Tropic Thunder (2008)

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2858

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30. Shrek the Third (2007)

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738

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31. Good Luck Chuck (2007)

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32. Beerfest (2006)

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33. Made of Honor (2008)

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34. Love Happens (2009)

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35. Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal... (2008)

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36. Ghosts of Girlfriends Past (2009)

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37. Land of the Lost (2009)

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Comments

Meimi132

Posted: 3 years, 7 months ago at Oct 4 17:40

They are genius. Absolute genius.

TheNameless

Posted: 3 years, 7 months ago at Oct 4 17:49

Great list, but ''There will be boredom'' is very inaccurate.

Meimi132

Posted: 3 years, 7 months ago at Oct 4 18:47

No its not.... Alot of people would have found the movie very.... testing..... I'm still undecided. Would need to watch again.

♥ CHANi

Posted: 3 years, 7 months ago at Oct 4 18:53

Each to their own, but I thought that one was quite amusing!

Meimi132

Posted: 3 years, 7 months ago at Oct 4 18:59

My favourites the 300 one. That movie is just half naked men prancing about stabbing each other! It's worse than DBZ for crying out loud lol. So homo-erotic lol. Which is why that poster is genius lol.

dizzy_claire

Posted: 3 years, 7 months ago at Oct 4 23:03

"A racist old man...who learns to love" Oh wow, that made me laugh!

Melinda

Posted: 3 years, 7 months ago at Oct 5 10:36

Thanks for the good laugh:D:D brilliant list:D

Bobbycopter

Posted: 3 years, 7 months ago at Oct 5 11:40

"There will be boredom" is my favorite :-)

shiran

Posted: 3 years, 5 months ago at Dec 8 5:24

HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I JUST CAN´T STOP LAUGHING! HAHHAHAHA

SUPERB! If I could I would vote many times!

Rodrigo Barba

Posted: 3 years, 4 months ago at Jan 11 6:46

Original and great list =)

♥ CHANi

Posted: 3 years, 4 months ago at Jan 19 11:10

^ lmao

Belloka

Posted: 3 years, 4 months ago at Jan 19 12:34

Funny and true :D

Dolleater

Posted: 3 years, 4 months ago at Jan 21 11:35

Some funny ones in there, but its hard to think that some are funny when you actually dont think a movie is boring just because its mostly based on dialog, has depth or because its arty ;).

Good collection though :)

Lilysleeper

Posted: 3 years, 4 months ago at Jan 24 4:54

Loved the one for 300! PREPARE FOR SIXPACKS!

Do guys really think Jennifer Garner is ugly? Cuz if so, ya'll are working with some twisted standards.

Line Schneider

Posted: 3 years, 3 months ago at Jan 26 7:01

That's amazing!

Fagyees

Posted: 3 years, 3 months ago at Feb 1 13:26

Excellent list, i love it, one of my favourites :D

theblondeglory

Posted: 3 years, 3 months ago at Feb 3 11:09

Good list- just needs to finish off with "Avatar- Disney's Pocahontas with explosions and blue people"

roxora419

Posted: 3 years, 2 months ago at Mar 2 21:08

excellent! i totally agree with cliche 4, after the third one those Saw movies are pointless since Jigsaw died. will you make a sequel to this list?

My raimBow

Posted: 3 years ago at Apr 27 19:41

I love the Titanic one! Sinking boat BECAUSE OF CELINE DION =D

Brooke

Posted: 3 years ago at May 10 14:22

I found "BadFellas" the funniest. hahaha.

audrey dobbs

Posted: 2 years, 11 months ago at Jun 5 20:04

Great imagination!!!!

drugs

Posted: 2 years, 11 months ago at Jun 10 7:05

Great list :D Pretty Woman and Transformers o/

growl_kid

Posted: 2 years, 10 months ago at Jul 21 13:38

hillarious........wish they were real!

dappa1975

Posted: 2 years, 8 months ago at Sep 1 8:33

top stuff fair dos.

4Gypsies

Posted: 2 years, 7 months ago at Oct 4 17:55

really funny list hahaha

Blue

Posted: 2 years, 7 months ago at Oct 19 16:07

Hah! Awesome^^

Ranzkind

Posted: 2 years, 6 months ago at Oct 31 15:31

Reeaaaaaaaaaaaaaally nice!
One of my favourite lists!
Did you edit them? So good!

LadyK

Posted: 2 years, 4 months ago at Jan 1 10:49

16!!! ;-)))
and also 18,20,23,28,35....
wow, you made my day right now... ;-D

johanlefourbe

Posted: 2 years, 4 months ago at Jan 19 4:56

This list has been added to The Ultimate Posters list (Part 2)!

renan

Posted: 2 years, 3 months ago at Feb 9 12:20

BEST list ever! haha

Akwaryo

Posted: 2 years, 3 months ago at Feb 9 13:50

Best list, really nice.

vintage

Posted: 2 years, 3 months ago at Feb 9 21:09

After years of seeing movie posters, you will eventually start to read them the way they are here. Best example of what I mean: "You'll see this movie because Bill Murray is in it."

Great list. The guy who did the Independence Day poster needs to learn where his apostrophes go, though.

santanu

Posted: 2 years, 3 months ago at Feb 11 22:52

nice list

anniehowe

Posted: 2 years, 3 months ago at Feb 19 22:59

Hooker Got...I'm sorry but that would never fucking happen.

all0indian0reject

Posted: 2 years, 2 months ago at Mar 18 15:25

absolute genius! xD

From Superior Genes

Posted: 2 years, 1 month ago at Mar 28 10:58

Awesome. Simply awesome.

gls

Posted: 2 years, 1 month ago at Apr 20 17:10

They are very original :))

Surey

Posted: 2 years, 1 month ago at Apr 25 9:16

AWESOME

Zaishe

Posted: 2 years ago at May 6 14:14

LOL!

rasha

Posted: 2 years ago at May 24 15:54

loooooooooooooooooooool

sunset96

Posted: 1 year, 11 months ago at Jun 7 4:52

I found these very amusing and I agree with the majority of these posters. However, I agree with TheNameless when I say that There Will Be Boredom is inaccurate.

ivanaika

Posted: 1 year, 11 months ago at Jun 11 13:23

Nice job!

jorgeaguileraz

Posted: 1 year, 11 months ago at Jun 17 7:50

lol.. hit by funny posters..
thanks and great skill for remaking them all ;)
its like.. reality bites those movies

kapriscila

Posted: 1 year, 11 months ago at Jun 17 16:15

LOL

angela

Posted: 1 year, 11 months ago at Jun 21 0:35

great list!!

rachel

Posted: 1 year, 10 months ago at Jul 8 16:29

haha good job

Konakuer

Posted: 1 year, 10 months ago at Jul 18 17:53

I agree with most, but totally and completely disagree with others LOL. Anyway, nice list, very well photo manipulation.

Mayu

Posted: 1 year, 9 months ago at Aug 26 8:43

Titanic poster made me laugh!

nindyabonde

Posted: 1 year, 7 months ago at Oct 7 12:32

super duper awesome editing! :D hihilarious

TrekMedic

Posted: 1 year, 7 months ago at Oct 18 22:55

ROFLMAO!!

Florian Herz

Posted: 1 year, 6 months ago at Nov 22 10:43

awesome!

Happy Vader

Posted: 1 year, 5 months ago at Dec 26 5:49

I know you didn't make all this but, honestly speaking, many are quite boring but I will vote for this anyhow!

♥ CHANi

Posted: 1 year, 5 months ago at Dec 26 21:01

Many of the films or the images in the list?

SFG¿mystic

Posted: 1 year, 2 months ago at Mar 17 16:14

Well Done

Dragon Knight

Posted: 1 year, 1 month ago at Apr 2 13:08

Nice list

Bárbara

Posted: 1 year ago at May 1 17:22

ahahah AMAZING!!!

Anemic Royalty

Posted: 10 months, 2 weeks ago at Jul 12 4:13

Cool list :D really funny

CamelHead

Posted: 9 months, 1 week ago at Aug 14 9:35

Genius! Absolutely love the "Nothing Is Happening" - probably the worst movie I've sat through for a long time because, like you said, you watch trees and then the credits roll...