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Posted: 6 years, 7 months ago at Oct 4 22:40
They are genius. Absolute genius.
Posted: 6 years, 7 months ago at Oct 4 22:49
Great list, but ''There will be boredom'' is very inaccurate.
Posted: 6 years, 7 months ago at Oct 4 23:47
No its not.... Alot of people would have found the movie very.... testing..... I'm still undecided. Would need to watch again.
Posted: 6 years, 7 months ago at Oct 4 23:53
Each to their own, but I thought that one was quite amusing!
Posted: 6 years, 7 months ago at Oct 4 23:59
My favourites the 300 one. That movie is just half naked men prancing about stabbing each other! It's worse than DBZ for crying out loud lol. So homo-erotic lol. Which is why that poster is genius lol.
Posted: 6 years, 7 months ago at Oct 5 4:03
"A racist old man...who learns to love" Oh wow, that made me laugh!
Posted: 6 years, 7 months ago at Oct 5 15:36
Thanks for the good laugh:D:D brilliant list:D
Posted: 6 years, 7 months ago at Oct 5 16:40
"There will be boredom" is my favorite :-)
Posted: 6 years, 4 months ago at Dec 8 11:24
HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I JUST CAN´T STOP LAUGHING! HAHHAHAHA

SUPERB! If I could I would vote many times!
Posted: 6 years, 3 months ago at Jan 11 12:46
Original and great list =)
Posted: 6 years, 3 months ago at Jan 19 17:10
^ lmao
Posted: 6 years, 3 months ago at Jan 19 18:34
Funny and true :D
Posted: 6 years, 3 months ago at Jan 21 17:35
Some funny ones in there, but its hard to think that some are funny when you actually dont think a movie is boring just because its mostly based on dialog, has depth or because its arty ;).

Good collection though :)
Posted: 6 years, 3 months ago at Jan 24 10:54
Loved the one for 300! PREPARE FOR SIXPACKS!

Do guys really think Jennifer Garner is ugly? Cuz if so, ya'll are working with some twisted standards.
Posted: 6 years, 3 months ago at Jan 26 13:01
That's amazing!
Posted: 6 years, 3 months ago at Feb 1 19:26
Excellent list, i love it, one of my favourites :D
Posted: 6 years, 3 months ago at Feb 3 17:09
Good list- just needs to finish off with "Avatar- Disney's Pocahontas with explosions and blue people"
Posted: 6 years, 2 months ago at Mar 3 3:08
excellent! i totally agree with cliche 4, after the third one those Saw movies are pointless since Jigsaw died. will you make a sequel to this list?
Posted: 6 years ago at Apr 28 0:41
I love the Titanic one! Sinking boat BECAUSE OF CELINE DION =D
Posted: 5 years, 12 months ago at May 10 19:22
I found "BadFellas" the funniest. hahaha.
Posted: 5 years, 11 months ago at Jun 6 1:04
Great imagination!!!!
Posted: 5 years, 11 months ago at Jun 10 12:05
Great list :D Pretty Woman and Transformers o/
Posted: 5 years, 9 months ago at Jul 21 18:38
hillarious........wish they were real!
Posted: 5 years, 8 months ago at Sep 1 13:33
top stuff fair dos.
Posted: 5 years, 7 months ago at Oct 4 22:55
really funny list hahaha
Posted: 5 years, 6 months ago at Oct 19 21:07
Hah! Awesome^^
Posted: 5 years, 6 months ago at Oct 31 20:31
Reeaaaaaaaaaaaaaally nice!
One of my favourite lists!
Did you edit them? So good!
Posted: 5 years, 4 months ago at Jan 1 16:49
16!!! ;-)))
and also 18,20,23,28,35....
wow, you made my day right now... ;-D
Posted: 5 years, 3 months ago at Jan 19 10:56
This list has been added to The Ultimate Posters list (Part 2)!
Posted: 5 years, 2 months ago at Feb 9 18:20
BEST list ever! haha
Posted: 5 years, 2 months ago at Feb 9 19:50
Best list, really nice.
Posted: 5 years, 2 months ago at Feb 10 3:09
After years of seeing movie posters, you will eventually start to read them the way they are here. Best example of what I mean: "You'll see this movie because Bill Murray is in it."

Great list. The guy who did the Independence Day poster needs to learn where his apostrophes go, though.
Posted: 5 years, 2 months ago at Feb 12 4:52
nice list
Posted: 5 years, 2 months ago at Feb 20 4:59
Hooker Got...I'm sorry but that would never fucking happen.
Posted: 5 years, 1 month ago at Mar 18 20:25
absolute genius! xD
Posted: 5 years, 1 month ago at Mar 28 15:58
Awesome. Simply awesome.
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Posted: 5 years ago at Apr 20 22:10
They are very original :))
Posted: 5 years ago at Apr 25 14:16
AWESOME
Posted: 4 years, 12 months ago at May 6 19:14
LOL!
Posted: 4 years, 11 months ago at May 24 20:54
loooooooooooooooooooool
Posted: 4 years, 11 months ago at Jun 7 9:52
I found these very amusing and I agree with the majority of these posters. However, I agree with TheNameless when I say that There Will Be Boredom is inaccurate.
Posted: 4 years, 10 months ago at Jun 11 18:23
Nice job!
Posted: 4 years, 10 months ago at Jun 17 12:50
lol.. hit by funny posters..
thanks and great skill for remaking them all ;)
its like.. reality bites those movies
Posted: 4 years, 10 months ago at Jun 17 21:15
LOL
Posted: 4 years, 10 months ago at Jun 21 5:35
great list!!
Posted: 4 years, 10 months ago at Jul 8 21:29
haha good job
Posted: 4 years, 9 months ago at Jul 18 22:53
I agree with most, but totally and completely disagree with others LOL. Anyway, nice list, very well photo manipulation.
Posted: 4 years, 7 months ago at Oct 7 17:32
super duper awesome editing! :D hihilarious
Posted: 4 years, 6 months ago at Oct 19 3:55
ROFLMAO!!
Posted: 4 years, 5 months ago at Nov 22 16:43
awesome!
Posted: 4 years, 4 months ago at Dec 26 11:49
I know you didn't make all this but, honestly speaking, many are quite boring but I will vote for this anyhow!
Posted: 4 years, 4 months ago at Dec 27 3:01
Many of the films or the images in the list?
Posted: 4 years, 1 month ago at Mar 17 21:14
Well Done
Posted: 4 years, 1 month ago at Apr 2 18:08
Nice list
Posted: 4 years ago at May 1 22:22
ahahah AMAZING!!!
Posted: 3 years, 9 months ago at Jul 12 9:13
Cool list :D really funny
Posted: 3 years, 8 months ago at Aug 14 14:35
Genius! Absolutely love the "Nothing Is Happening" - probably the worst movie I've sat through for a long time because, like you said, you watch trees and then the credits roll...
Posted: 3 years, 8 months ago at Sep 2 18:27
BEST list ever! Recommend!!
Posted: 3 years, 6 months ago at Oct 17 20:45
that was awesome! my best one is 'a racist old man' :) thank u!
Posted: 3 years, 5 months ago at Nov 11 19:21
Love this!!
Posted: 3 years, 4 months ago at Jan 1 7:19
Very funny!
Posted: 3 years, 2 months ago at Feb 18 14:20
Several of these made me laugh out loud because they are spot on! LOL
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Posted: 3 years, 1 month ago at Mar 13 7:52
I loved how u set it out maybe u could do some more?
Posted: 2 years, 4 months ago at Dec 25 13:15
Some of these were really funny! Good job I hope there will be more.
Posted: 1 year, 5 months ago at Dec 5 22:14
Hilarious!
Posted: 11 months ago at Jun 7 5:56
Great Work ♥ CHANi.
Posted: 6 months, 3 weeks ago at Oct 13 23:16
Pretty funny list, except for the diss on There Will Be Blood. That one made no sense.
Posted: 6 months, 3 weeks ago at Oct 14 23:02
It makes sense to some people!
Posted: 4 months ago at Jan 5 3:47
Best list on the whole internet!
Posted: 3 months, 4 weeks ago at Jan 6 0:00
Glad you like it :D

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