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Added by Prelude on 11 Feb 2009 08:19
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Why no smiles? Show me yer teeth!!

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Reason why he always picks action films, not comedies...
thanks tartan_skirt for the suggestion
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And the opposite end of the never-see-their-whites spectrum, Jon Heder finds it impossible NOT to show his set of horse's teeth.
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Even the most powerful men on earth can't escape the tooth fairy.

Those WMDs must've slipped through right between her teeth...
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Unlike others on this list, he has an excuse. He's a boxer and a lunatic!
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Lucky for us, some celebrities use their new found fame and fortune to correct their smiles...
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And if a bloody American Idol semi-finalist can go shell out $50,000 and 20hrs of his time to correct his ghastly teeth, what's your excuse Tom? Jewel? Anna? Madonna, FFS??? How many BILLIONS are you worth?

A special tribute for the Brazilians at Listal, thanks to diabolical...
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Special Tribute for best-use-of-teeth in a motion picture: Richard Kiel as JAWS in James Bond's Moonraker, and biting thru a thick metal cable to stop a gondola.

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And I'm not even gonna comment on this one...


ok, I lied. I can't resist. Flavor Flav loves his teeth just like he loves his women - trashy and flashy...
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These celebrities have good reason NOT to show their teeth when they smile or pose for the camera.

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Posted: 9 years, 6 months ago at Feb 11 22:36
Say Cheese!!! If anyone else made a list, or is going to make a list ridiculing other parts/anatomy/fashion of celebrities, let me know and we can cross-link these to a nice webring of shame.
Posted: 9 years, 6 months ago at Feb 12 2:10
Ah, I see good old British dentistry on a few of those... I don't see why Daniel Radcliffe is so mocked for his teeth, but that's probably because in being British myself I'm not under the same extreme dental judgement that the North American culture seems to have.

How 'bout adding Pete Doherty and Tom Cruise? Oh, and Madonna!
Posted: 9 years, 6 months ago at Feb 12 12:52
Tom cruise has crooked bad teeth, but he's ALWAYS smiling, which goes against the concept of this list.

Daniel is often criticized for YELLOW teeth. And Pete Doherty is a crack addict, and i couldn't find his profile under ACTORS, only musicians. I'll check out madonna though.
Posted: 9 years, 6 months ago at Feb 12 15:48
Thanks tartan_skirt, added Tom Cruise and Madonna. I noticed Tom only smiles at award shows when he wins, which explains why the industry stopped honoring him.

oh god, i'm having SO much fun with this list. Keep suggestions coming, people!
Posted: 9 years, 6 months ago at Feb 12 15:52
oh, rumor has it both Avril and Kirsten have recently got their teeth fixed. I'll believe it when I see it, but it gives me hope for the rest of the souls on this list.
Posted: 9 years, 6 months ago at Feb 12 16:11
Added the heart-warming tale of Elliott Yamin, who put aside his ego and showed all other celebrities what needs to be done.
Posted: 9 years, 6 months ago at Feb 12 20:30
Oh lord, seeing this list, I remembered a deceased Brazilian comedian named Tião Macalé. He didn't had like 5 of his front teeth, and he always opened a wide smile for everyone to see. Disgusting, yet funny... xD

I think it would be a huge addition to the list. If you like, look for his name on google and youtube, you must find something there.
Posted: 9 years, 6 months ago at Feb 12 20:50
Added his 'unique' set of teeth.. LOL.. thanks
Posted: 9 years, 6 months ago at Feb 16 16:19
greaaaaaat list!!!
Posted: 9 years, 5 months ago at Feb 27 23:37
This list made me laugh out loud! xD
Posted: 9 years, 5 months ago at Feb 28 18:02
Thanks everyone for comments.

Added one more. Special tribute to Jaws from James Bond films. The actor had so-so teeth, but was given a mean set of metal chompers when he portrayed a villian going after 007.
Posted: 8 years, 7 months ago at Jan 20 11:32
jesszus,hogy néznek egyesek.....:)
Posted: 6 years, 11 months ago at Aug 31 10:11
ugly teeth!
Posted: 6 years, 1 month ago at Jul 5 22:00
I think you're a tad too harsh on some of these people. Like Anna Paquin. There is nothing wrong with her smile, gap-toothed or not.

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