Why no smiles? Show me yer teeth!!

1. Steve Buscemi

2. Jewel Kilcher

3. Willem Dafoe

4. Anna Paquin

5. Tom Cruise

6. Kirsten Dunst

7. Madonna

8. Morgan Freeman

9. Avril Lavigne

10. Amy Winehouse

11. Daniel Radcliffe

12. Jon Heder

13. Woodrow Wilson

14. Condoleezza Rice

15. Mike Tyson

16. Miley Cyrus

17. Elliott Yamin

18. Tião Macalé

19. Richard Kiel

20. Flavor Flav

Posted : 9 months, 1 week ago at Feb 11 16:36

Say Cheese!!! If anyone else made a list, or is going to make a list ridiculing other parts/anatomy/fashion of celebrities, let me know and we can cross-link these to a nice webring of shame.

Posted : 9 months, 1 week ago at Feb 11 17:46

You would think with all the money some of these celebrities are raking in, they'd get in touch with a dentist... :/

Posted : 9 months, 1 week ago at Feb 11 20:10

Ah, I see good old British dentistry on a few of those... I don't see why Daniel Radcliffe is so mocked for his teeth, but that's probably because in being British myself I'm not under the same extreme dental judgement that the North American culture seems to have.

How 'bout adding Pete Doherty and Tom Cruise? Oh, and Madonna!

Posted : 9 months, 1 week ago at Feb 12 6:52

Tom cruise has crooked bad teeth, but he's ALWAYS smiling, which goes against the concept of this list.

Daniel is often criticized for YELLOW teeth. And Pete Doherty is a crack addict, and i couldn't find his profile under ACTORS, only musicians. I'll check out madonna though.

Posted : 9 months, 1 week ago at Feb 12 9:48

Thanks tartan_skirt, added Tom Cruise and Madonna. I noticed Tom only smiles at award shows when he wins, which explains why the industry stopped honoring him.

oh god, i'm having SO much fun with this list. Keep suggestions coming, people!

Posted : 9 months, 1 week ago at Feb 12 9:52

oh, rumor has it both Avril and Kirsten have recently got their teeth fixed. I'll believe it when I see it, but it gives me hope for the rest of the souls on this list.

Posted : 9 months, 1 week ago at Feb 12 10:11

Added the heart-warming tale of Elliott Yamin, who put aside his ego and showed all other celebrities what needs to be done.

Posted : 9 months, 1 week ago at Feb 12 14:30

Oh lord, seeing this list, I remembered a deceased Brazilian comedian named Tião Macalé. He didn't had like 5 of his front teeth, and he always opened a wide smile for everyone to see. Disgusting, yet funny... xD

I think it would be a huge addition to the list. If you like, look for his name on google and youtube, you must find something there.

Posted : 9 months, 1 week ago at Feb 12 14:50

Added his 'unique' set of teeth.. LOL.. thanks

Posted : 9 months, 1 week ago at Feb 16 10:19

greaaaaaat list!!!

Posted : 8 months, 3 weeks ago at Feb 27 17:37

This list made me laugh out loud! xD

Posted : 8 months, 3 weeks ago at Feb 28 12:02

Thanks everyone for comments.

Added one more. Special tribute to Jaws from James Bond films. The actor had so-so teeth, but was given a mean set of metal chompers when he portrayed a villian going after 007.