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Added by Prelude on 16 Sep 2009 03:14
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Lucky Bastards!

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The luckiest of all bastards, gives hope to all men that no matter how ugly, you can still get married to someone like Monica Bellucci.
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This lucky bastard is married to Jane Seymour.
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This freak polluted both Rose McGowan and Dita Von Teese. They both came to their senses, leaving this beast on the prowl once more.
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This director can cast a crazy spell, for being able to snare Rachel Weisz into his arms.
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Love is NOT skin deep, in the case of disease-scarred seal and his lovely wife, Heidi Klum.
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This big-eared jewish music producer is married to sexy Christina Aguilera.
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Is that the father of the bride? No, that's the billionaire husband of Salma Hayek, proving that money can in fact buy love.
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Though their marriage lasted only a few years, how any woman, let alone Julia Roberts, would find Lyle bearable to look at, let alone marry, still baffles me.
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... and the women they married...


This list gives hope to the uglies, freaks, nerds and dorks out there, that they too one day may snag a goddess.

Need help with this list. need lots of suggestions.

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Posted: 8 years, 10 months ago at Sep 16 21:39
Darren Aronofsky (engaged to Rachel Weisz).
Posted: 8 years, 10 months ago at Sep 17 8:08
How about Ryan Reynolds for marrying Scarlett Johansson?
Posted: 8 years, 10 months ago at Sep 17 13:29
This list is more meant for guys who married women way out their league. I'm not 100% sure the Reynolds/Johansson pairing qualifies. Scarlett is a goddess, that is true, but Ryan is not exactly an ugly duckling. ;)
Posted: 8 years, 10 months ago at Sep 17 14:43
I really like Vincent. And Ryan Reynolds definitely doesn't suit this list. He's so cute:d.
Suggestions: Tom Cruise/Katie Holmes. I don't think she's beautiful, but I've heard a lot others that think so. As for Cruise...no comment.
Mark Anthony/Dayana Torres. Or Jennifer Lopez, if you want it to be still available.
Marylin Manson/Evan Rachel Wood. Dita& Rose aren't the only ones.
Salma Hayek/ Francois-Henri Pinault
Kristen Bell/Dax Shepard
Felicity Huffman/William H. Macy
Beyonce/Jay-Z..though I like him.
Christina Aguilera/Jordan Bratman
Heidi Klum/Seal...though I like him too.


Hope these are useful to you!
Posted: 8 years, 10 months ago at Sep 17 21:54
Im gonna say Dax Shepard and Kristen Bell. But hey, no man is good enough for Kristen Bell.
Posted: 8 years, 10 months ago at Sep 17 22:31
haha! good one!
Posted: 8 years, 10 months ago at Sep 18 0:17
I agree with Mark Anthony and Jennifer Lopez
Posted: 8 years, 10 months ago at Sep 18 0:32
Great list! How about Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta Jones?
Posted: 8 years, 10 months ago at Sep 22 12:27
I also have a suggestion: Benjamin Gibbard and Zooey Deschanel?
Posted: 8 years, 10 months ago at Sep 22 13:27
Zooey Deschanel is a good catch? She's about as plain jane as they get. The only thing going for her are her eyes.
Posted: 8 years, 9 months ago at Oct 9 13:15
Len Wiseman/Kate Beckinsale perhaps ?
Posted: 8 years, 7 months ago at Nov 28 16:08
Sacha Baron Cohen/Isla Fischer?
Posted: 8 years, 1 month ago at Jun 17 18:28
Angelina Jolie/Billy Bob?
Evangeline Lilly/Dominic Monaghan?
Celine Dion/The raisen by her side?

Love the idea. A lot of these guys have to have some killer personalities! (Though I've found Vincent hot in quite a few movies.
Posted: 8 years, 1 month ago at Jun 17 23:23
Oh, I wanted to make a list like this. These men are terribly envied. What about Geoffrey Arend, who married the incredibly sexy Christina Hendricks?
Posted: 7 years, 9 months ago at Oct 9 5:36
LOL !!
Posted: 7 years, 8 months ago at Nov 17 23:16
Hey! Vincent Cassel is a very good-looking fellow! Okay, he doesn't always photograph like a demigod or anything, but when you see him in action, it's totally different... He moves beautifully, he's got so much energy.

Marilyn Manson also snagged the gorgeous Evan Rachel Wood. I love Mr. Manson, but I would gladly go lesbian for any of his cast-offs.
Posted: 7 years, 4 months ago at Mar 8 18:42
devendra banhart-natalie portman?
Posted: 7 years, 4 months ago at Mar 9 1:15
Here's a suggestion: Adriana Lima & Marko Jarić
www.listal.com/viewimage/1177409
Posted: 7 years, 1 month ago at Jun 22 0:07
Is it the money? lol
Posted: 5 years, 11 months ago at Aug 20 23:27
Vincent Cassel is very good looking and he and Monica make a great couple. As for the rest, yuck.
Posted: 5 years, 6 months ago at Jan 22 10:48
lucky bastards u could added jay z and trish stratus' husband the most luckest bastard ever

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