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Added by Prelude on 16 Sep 2009 03:14
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Lucky Bastards!

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The luckiest of all bastards, gives hope to all men that no matter how ugly, you can still get married to someone like Monica Bellucci.

This lucky bastard is married to Jane Seymour.

This freak polluted both Rose McGowan and Dita Von Teese. They both came to their senses, leaving this beast on the prowl once more.

This director can cast a crazy spell, for being able to snare Rachel Weisz into his arms.
(thanks to Mihail for this suggestion)
Average listal rating (74 ratings) 6.4 IMDB Rating 0

Love is NOT skin deep, in the case of disease-scarred seal and his lovely wife, Heidi Klum.
(thanks edwardsheroin for this suggestion)

This big-eared jewish music producer is married to sexy Christina Aguilera.
(thanks edwardsheroin for this great suggestion)

Is that the father of the bride? No, that's the billionaire husband of Salma Hayek, proving that money can in fact buy love.
(thanks edwardsheroin for this suggestion)
Average listal rating (28 ratings) 5.3 IMDB Rating 0

Though their marriage lasted only a few years, how any woman, let alone Julia Roberts, would find Lyle bearable to look at, let alone marry, still baffles me.
(thanks CharlieBlue for this suggestion)
Prelude's rating:
Average listal rating (60 ratings) 6.1 IMDB Rating 0

(thanks edwardsheroin and exclusive_henrik for this one)
Average listal rating (58 ratings) 5.1 IMDB Rating 0

(thanks edwardsheroin and lorgan for this suggestion)

... and the women they married...

This list gives hope to the uglies, freaks, nerds and dorks out there, that they too one day may snag a goddess.

Need help with this list. need lots of suggestions.

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Posted: 8 years, 6 months ago at Sep 16 21:39
Darren Aronofsky (engaged to Rachel Weisz).
Posted: 8 years, 6 months ago at Sep 17 8:08
How about Ryan Reynolds for marrying Scarlett Johansson?
Posted: 8 years, 6 months ago at Sep 17 13:29
This list is more meant for guys who married women way out their league. I'm not 100% sure the Reynolds/Johansson pairing qualifies. Scarlett is a goddess, that is true, but Ryan is not exactly an ugly duckling. ;)
Posted: 8 years, 6 months ago at Sep 17 14:43
I really like Vincent. And Ryan Reynolds definitely doesn't suit this list. He's so cute:d.
Suggestions: Tom Cruise/Katie Holmes. I don't think she's beautiful, but I've heard a lot others that think so. As for Cruise...no comment.
Mark Anthony/Dayana Torres. Or Jennifer Lopez, if you want it to be still available.
Marylin Manson/Evan Rachel Wood. Dita& Rose aren't the only ones.
Salma Hayek/ Francois-Henri Pinault
Kristen Bell/Dax Shepard
Felicity Huffman/William H. Macy
Beyonce/Jay-Z..though I like him.
Christina Aguilera/Jordan Bratman
Heidi Klum/Seal...though I like him too.

Hope these are useful to you!
Posted: 8 years, 6 months ago at Sep 17 21:54
Im gonna say Dax Shepard and Kristen Bell. But hey, no man is good enough for Kristen Bell.
Posted: 8 years, 6 months ago at Sep 17 22:31
haha! good one!
Posted: 8 years, 6 months ago at Sep 18 0:17
I agree with Mark Anthony and Jennifer Lopez
Posted: 8 years, 6 months ago at Sep 18 0:32
Great list! How about Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta Jones?
Posted: 8 years, 6 months ago at Sep 22 12:27
I also have a suggestion: Benjamin Gibbard and Zooey Deschanel?
Posted: 8 years, 6 months ago at Sep 22 13:27
Zooey Deschanel is a good catch? She's about as plain jane as they get. The only thing going for her are her eyes.
Posted: 8 years, 5 months ago at Oct 9 13:15
Len Wiseman/Kate Beckinsale perhaps ?
Posted: 8 years, 3 months ago at Nov 28 16:08
Sacha Baron Cohen/Isla Fischer?
Posted: 7 years, 9 months ago at Jun 17 18:28
Angelina Jolie/Billy Bob?
Evangeline Lilly/Dominic Monaghan?
Celine Dion/The raisen by her side?

Love the idea. A lot of these guys have to have some killer personalities! (Though I've found Vincent hot in quite a few movies.
Posted: 7 years, 9 months ago at Jun 17 23:23
Oh, I wanted to make a list like this. These men are terribly envied. What about Geoffrey Arend, who married the incredibly sexy Christina Hendricks?
Posted: 7 years, 5 months ago at Oct 9 5:36
LOL !!
Posted: 7 years, 4 months ago at Nov 17 23:16
Hey! Vincent Cassel is a very good-looking fellow! Okay, he doesn't always photograph like a demigod or anything, but when you see him in action, it's totally different... He moves beautifully, he's got so much energy.

Marilyn Manson also snagged the gorgeous Evan Rachel Wood. I love Mr. Manson, but I would gladly go lesbian for any of his cast-offs.
Posted: 7 years ago at Mar 8 18:42
devendra banhart-natalie portman?
Posted: 7 years ago at Mar 9 1:15
Here's a suggestion: Adriana Lima & Marko Jarić
Posted: 6 years, 9 months ago at Jun 22 0:07
Is it the money? lol
Posted: 5 years, 7 months ago at Aug 20 23:27
Vincent Cassel is very good looking and he and Monica make a great couple. As for the rest, yuck.
Posted: 5 years, 2 months ago at Jan 22 10:48
lucky bastards u could added jay z and trish stratus' husband the most luckest bastard ever

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