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Lucky Bastards!

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1. Vincent Cassel

The luckiest of all bastards, gives hope to all men that no matter how ugly, you can still get married to someone like Monica Bellucci.

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2. James Keach

This lucky bastard is married to Jane Seymour.

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3. Marilyn Manson

This freak polluted both Rose McGowan and Dita Von Teese. They both came to their senses, leaving this beast on the prowl once more.

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4. Darren Aronofsky

This director can cast a crazy spell, for being able to snare Rachel Weisz into his arms.
(thanks to Mihail for this suggestion)

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5. Seal

Love is NOT skin deep, in the case of disease-scarred seal and his lovely wife, Heidi Klum.
(thanks edwardsheroin for this suggestion)

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6. Jordan Bratman

This big-eared jewish music producer is married to sexy Christina Aguilera.
(thanks edwardsheroin for this great suggestion)

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7. Francois-Henri Pinault

Is that the father of the bride? No, that's the billionaire husband of Salma Hayek, proving that money can in fact buy love.
(thanks edwardsheroin for this suggestion)

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8. Lyle Lovett

Though their marriage lasted only a few years, how any woman, let alone Julia Roberts, would find Lyle bearable to look at, let alone marry, still baffles me.
(thanks CharlieBlue for this suggestion)
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9. Dax Shepard

(thanks edwardsheroin and exclusive_henrik for this one)

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10. Marc Anthony

(thanks edwardsheroin and lorgan for this suggestion)



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Posted : 2 months, 1 week ago at Sep 16 16:39
Darren Aronofsky (engaged to Rachel Weisz).
Posted : 2 months, 1 week ago at Sep 17 3:08
How about Ryan Reynolds for marrying Scarlett Johansson?
Posted : 2 months, 1 week ago at Sep 17 8:29
This list is more meant for guys who married women way out their league. I'm not 100% sure the Reynolds/Johansson pairing qualifies. Scarlett is a goddess, that is true, but Ryan is not exactly an ugly duckling. ;)
Posted : 2 months, 1 week ago at Sep 17 9:43
I really like Vincent. And Ryan Reynolds definitely doesn't suit this list. He's so cute:d.
Suggestions: Tom Cruise/Katie Holmes. I don't think she's beautiful, but I've heard a lot others that think so. As for Cruise...no comment.
Mark Anthony/Dayana Torres. Or Jennifer Lopez, if you want it to be still available.
Marylin Manson/Evan Rachel Wood. Dita& Rose aren't the only ones.
Salma Hayek/ Francois-Henri Pinault
Kristen Bell/Dax Shepard
Felicity Huffman/William H. Macy
Beyonce/Jay-Z..though I like him.
Christina Aguilera/Jordan Bratman
Heidi Klum/Seal...though I like him too.


Hope these are useful to you!
Posted : 2 months, 1 week ago at Sep 17 14:18
Since you have Marilyn Manson, with two former ex's...

How about Lyle Lovett and Julia Roberts?
Posted : 2 months, 1 week ago at Sep 17 16:54
Im gonna say Dax Shepard and Kristen Bell. But hey, no man is good enough for Kristen Bell.
Posted : 2 months, 1 week ago at Sep 17 17:31
haha! good one!
Posted : 2 months, 1 week ago at Sep 17 19:17
I agree with Mark Anthony and Jennifer Lopez
Posted : 2 months, 1 week ago at Sep 17 19:32
Great list! How about Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta Jones?
Posted : 2 months ago at Sep 22 7:27
I also have a suggestion: Benjamin Gibbard and Zooey Deschanel?
Posted : 2 months ago at Sep 22 8:27
Zooey Deschanel is a good catch? She's about as plain jane as they get. The only thing going for her are her eyes.
Posted : 1 month, 2 weeks ago at Oct 9 8:15
Len Wiseman/Kate Beckinsale perhaps ?

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... and the women they married...


This list gives hope to the uglies, freaks, nerds and dorks out there, that they too one day may snag a goddess.

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