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Dumbest Celebrity Quotes...

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1. Mariah Carey
«Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff.»
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Average listal rating (858 ratings) 6.2  
2. Christina Aguilera
«So, where's the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?»
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Average listal rating (251 ratings) 6.6  
3. Brooke Shields
«Smoking kills. If you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life.»

Average listal rating (170 ratings) 5.1  
4. Naomi Campbell
«I look at [modeling] as something I’m doing for black people in general.»

Average listal rating (549 ratings) 3.1  
5. Paris Hilton
«I'm so smart now. Everyone's always like 'take your top off'. Sorry, NO! They always want to get that money shot. I'm not stupid.»
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Average listal rating (927 ratings) 5  
6. Britney Spears
«I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don’t like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa.»

«I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada.»
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Average listal rating (156 ratings) 2.9  
7. George W. Bush
«I think war is a dangerous place.»

«I have opinions of my own, strong opinions, but I don’t always agree with them.»

Average listal rating (1644 ratings) 6.8  
8. Keanu Reeves
“I cried over beauty, I cried over pain, and the other time I cried because I felt nothing. I can’t help it. I’m just a cliché of myself.”
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Average listal rating (97 ratings) 6.9  
9. Linda Evangelista
«I don't diet. I just don't eat as much as I'd like to.»

«I can do anything you want me to do as long as I don't have to speak.»

Average listal rating (363 ratings) 5.1  
10. Jessica Simpson
«I'm not anorexic. I'm from Texas. Are there people from Texas that are anorexic? I've never heard of one. And that includes me.»

Average listal rating (801 ratings) 7.4  
11. Michael Jackson
“The most loving thing to do is to share your bed with someone.”
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Average listal rating (17 ratings) 6.6  
12. Linda Evans
«Every minute was more exciting than the next.»

Average listal rating (381 ratings) 6.3  
13. Alicia Silverstone
“I think that the film Clueless was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it’s true lightness.”

Average listal rating (774 ratings) 6.4  
14. Sylvester Stallone
«The only happy artist is a dead artist, because only then you can't change. After I die, I'll probably come back as a paintbrush.»

Average listal rating (125 ratings) 4.3  
15. David Hasselhoff
“I’ve got taste. It’s inbred in me.”

Average listal rating (1172 ratings) 7.1  
16. Winona Ryder
«I feel my best when I'm happy.»



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Comments

Posted: 3 years, 7 months ago at Sep 26 19:53
that mariah quote is fake. it is a well known hoax.
Posted: 3 years, 7 months ago at Sep 27 12:02
extremely funny list:D well done!!:D i say stupid things sometimes, but oh boy :D
Posted: 3 years, 7 months ago at Sep 29 7:02
Some celebrities are not thinking what they are saying.
Posted: 3 years, 5 months ago at Nov 25 18:10
This was a great list...

What about:
"I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman" - Arnold Schwarzenegger

"Natural gas is hemispheric. I like to call it hemispheric in nature because it is a product that we can find in our neighborhoods" - George W. Bush
Posted: 3 years, 4 months ago at Jan 2 14:42
I wanna vote again! :(
Posted: 3 years, 4 months ago at Jan 3 10:08
Sylvester Stallone kinda Right . . .
Posted: 3 years, 3 months ago at Feb 20 13:03
HAHA XD They're ssoooo stupid!!!
Posted: 2 years, 11 months ago at Jun 25 10:06
Great,,Really stupid!!!

NIce stuff for agood laugh ..thanx bud

gud wrk
Posted: 2 years, 11 months ago at Jun 25 11:08
Great list!
Posted: 2 years, 10 months ago at Jul 5 10:05
I kinda understand the Stallone one, the rest of em (if they indeed said those things) are thick as pigshit.
Posted: 2 years, 9 months ago at Jul 27 22:07
HA HA HA......great!!!!! :)
Posted: 2 years, 9 months ago at Jul 31 22:08
this is really awesome. XD
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Posted: 2 years, 9 months ago at Aug 2 8:26
LMAO
holy shit
Posted: 2 years, 8 months ago at Aug 30 17:50
omg!
Posted: 2 years, 7 months ago at Oct 24 13:13
I've seen this list so many times and I still laugh like crazy
Posted: 2 years, 4 months ago at Jan 7 15:37
Britney is definitely the BEST of all ;-D
Posted: 2 years, 4 months ago at Jan 15 18:00
wow... i see dumb people lmao
Posted: 2 years, 1 month ago at Apr 7 14:47
This was a great list!
Posted: 1 year, 10 months ago at Jun 28 3:39
ha ha ! too funny!
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Posted: 1 year, 10 months ago at Jun 29 18:49
God I've read this list a hundred times but I still laugh, SO GOOD AND FUNNY!
Posted: 1 year, 10 months ago at Jun 29 22:14
Claro, Brit! E o Canadá fica na Europa :D
Posted: 1 year, 10 months ago at Jul 23 7:20
But please, a lot of celebs here are saying really good things, I don't believe you can see stupidity in Evangelista or Reeves, even Stallone is quite metaphorically interesting, and Campbell's following Nichelle Nichols attitude.
Posted: 1 year, 9 months ago at Jul 28 2:15
LOL You know, I heard that Mariah denied ever making statement like that. She could be probably telling the truth though so who knows.

But anyway, she did once say that she didn't have a bob job eventhough we all know better than that, now don't we? ;-)

Anyway, regarding Linda Evangelista, you forgot her most famous quote: "I don't wake up for less than ten thousand dollars a day." Yikes!
Posted: 1 year, 8 months ago at Sep 22 18:12
oh my god hilarious
Posted: 1 year, 7 months ago at Oct 8 2:18
Yes you are Paris.
Posted: 1 year, 6 months ago at Nov 6 18:51
You missed Kim Kardashian calling the Casey Anthony verdict a miscarriage of justice,...
Posted: 1 year, 1 month ago at Apr 4 10:23
lol
simply genial xD
Posted: 1 year, 1 month ago at Apr 4 12:40
HAHAHAHA THEY'RE DUMB

sweet
Posted: 12 months ago at May 24 10:11
There is another embarrassing quote from Britney, where she said something like she is for death penalty, because those people need to learn what they've done wrong for the next time... x)
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Posted: 11 months, 3 weeks ago at May 30 22:54
«I think war is a dangerous place.»

«I have opinions of my own, strong opinions, but I don’t always agree with them.»

hahahahaha
Posted: 11 months, 3 weeks ago at May 30 23:32
wow alicia silverstone sound really lost and confused
Posted: 10 months, 1 week ago at Jul 12 9:23
haha! so freakin funny ;P
Posted: 8 months, 2 weeks ago at Sep 5 9:41
hahaha fools : )
Posted: 6 months, 2 weeks ago at Nov 3 14:27
You forgot Sean Penn's quote:

"People only hate Obama because he's black."
Posted: 5 months ago at Dec 21 17:07
Justin Bieber:

''Rape happens for a reason''
Posted: 3 months ago at Feb 17 15:02
Hahahaha oh these are hilarious. Thanks for sharing! :D
Posted: 2 months, 1 week ago at Mar 14 13:45
Actually lol'd :D
Posted: 2 months, 1 week ago at Mar 14 16:07
Nice (and funny) but I would add Obama and his "You didn't make that" statement! :D

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