If I Had A Bodyguard...

X-Men, Wolverine: Any guy that regenerates and has adamantium in their bones would be a badass bodyguard.

Batman, Bruce Wayne
Posterboy for turning a bad memory into a kick-ass profession.

Let's go Indian Jones crack a bullwhip and send the bad guys running

Lord of the Rings: Aragorn

If by my life or death I can protect you, I will. You have my sword...

League of Extraordanairy Gentlemen, Allan Quartermain
If you can't do it with one bullet, don't do it at all.

Sherlock Holmes
In summary: ears ringing, jaw fractured, three ribs cracked, four broken, diaphragm haemmorraging. Physical recovery: six weeks. Full psychological recovery: six months. Capacity to spit at back of head: neutralized.

Troy, Achilles
He'll fight to the death, and not think twice.

From Dusk till Dawn Seth Gecko
Kill 'em all, let God sort 'em out.

Hellboy
Protection from reality and fiction.

Boondock Saints Connor MacManus

"Destroy all that which is evil."

Boondock Saint's, Murphy MacManus

We're sorta like a 7-Eleven. We're not always doing business, but we're always open.

The Terminator Series as The Terminator

Anger is more useful than despair.

300, King Leonidas
Relax, old friend. If they assassinate me, all of Sparta goes to war. Pray they're that stupid. Pray we're that lucky.

The Mask of Zorro, Zorro
You know Zorro. He could be anywhere.

Blade Trinity Hannibal King
Yeah. See, when one of us goes missing, the others, they just dial up the satellite... which is in space. And then presto. Instant cavalry.

Chronicles of Riddick, Riddick
Who needs guns when you can see in the dark and kill a guy with a cup.

Con Air, Cameron Poe
Why couldn't you put the bunny back in the box?

DOOM, John Grimm (Reaper)
Would give his life to save mankind.

Clash of the Titans, Perseus
I have everything I need. Right here.

A Knights Tale, William Thatcher
Bodyguard, knight what's the difference?

Roadhouse, Dalton
You thought he'd be bigger.

Transporter, Frank Martin
Makes kicking butt look good.

The Incredible Hulk, Bruce Banner
Hulk Smash!

Die hard John McClane
Man walks thru glass, how tough can you get?

Robin Hood Prince of Thieves

Can kill a man within a thousand yards.

Blade Trilogy, Blade
Daywalker protector day or night

Hercules
Half man, half god...nuf said.

Ghost Rider, Caretaker
On fire, or not. Still awesome.

Rambo

When you're pushed, killing's as easy as breathing.

Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels as Big Chris

Devoted dad and can still beat the crap out of you.