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Added by The_Dash08 on 18 Aug 2010 11:10
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If I Had A Bodyguard...

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X-Men, Wolverine: Any guy that regenerates and has adamantium in their bones would be a badass bodyguard.

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Batman, Bruce Wayne
Posterboy for turning a bad memory into a kick-ass profession.

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Let's go Indian Jones crack a bullwhip and send the bad guys running

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Lord of the Rings: Aragorn

If by my life or death I can protect you, I will. You have my sword...


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Average listal rating (1241 ratings) 8.1 IMDB Rating 0
League of Extraordanairy Gentlemen, Allan Quartermain
If you can't do it with one bullet, don't do it at all.

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Sherlock Holmes
In summary: ears ringing, jaw fractured, three ribs cracked, four broken, diaphragm haemmorraging. Physical recovery: six weeks. Full psychological recovery: six months. Capacity to spit at back of head: neutralized.


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Average listal rating (3451 ratings) 7.9 IMDB Rating 0
Troy, Achilles
He'll fight to the death, and not think twice.

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From Dusk till Dawn Seth Gecko
Kill 'em all, let God sort 'em out.

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Hellboy
Protection from reality and fiction.

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Boondock Saints Connor MacManus

"Destroy all that which is evil."

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Boondock Saint's, Murphy MacManus

We're sorta like a 7-Eleven. We're not always doing business, but we're always open.

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The Terminator Series as The Terminator

Anger is more useful than despair.

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300, King Leonidas
Relax, old friend. If they assassinate me, all of Sparta goes to war. Pray they're that stupid. Pray we're that lucky.


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The Mask of Zorro, Zorro
You know Zorro. He could be anywhere.

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Blade Trinity Hannibal King
Yeah. See, when one of us goes missing, the others, they just dial up the satellite... which is in space. And then presto. Instant cavalry.

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Average listal rating (848 ratings) 6.7 IMDB Rating 0
Chronicles of Riddick, Riddick
Who needs guns when you can see in the dark and kill a guy with a cup.

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Average listal rating (1954 ratings) 6.9 IMDB Rating 0
Con Air, Cameron Poe
Why couldn't you put the bunny back in the box?


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Average listal rating (402 ratings) 7.5 IMDB Rating 0
DOOM, John Grimm (Reaper)
Would give his life to save mankind.

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Clash of the Titans, Perseus
I have everything I need. Right here.


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Average listal rating (1992 ratings) 8.6 IMDB Rating 0
A Knights Tale, William Thatcher
Bodyguard, knight what's the difference?


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Roadhouse, Dalton
You thought he'd be bigger.

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Transporter, Frank Martin
Makes kicking butt look good.

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The Incredible Hulk, Bruce Banner
Hulk Smash!

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Average listal rating (2771 ratings) 7.6 IMDB Rating 0
Die hard John McClane
Man walks thru glass, how tough can you get?

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Robin Hood Prince of Thieves

Can kill a man within a thousand yards.

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Blade Trilogy, Blade
Daywalker protector day or night

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Hercules
Half man, half god...nuf said.



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Average listal rating (182 ratings) 7.6 IMDB Rating 0
Ghost Rider, Caretaker
On fire, or not. Still awesome.

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Rambo

When you're pushed, killing's as easy as breathing.

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Average listal rating (237 ratings) 6.6 IMDB Rating 0
Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels as Big Chris

Devoted dad and can still beat the crap out of you.

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If I had a bodyguard I'd call these guys.

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