South Park's Funniest Celebrity Parodies

Traits:
- Coughing up cum (semen) on a regular basis.
- Advertising what a whore she is by participating in a Whore-off.
- Causing her "accessories" to commit suicide.

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- Shitting on little boys.
- Running around in his underwear.
- Desire to be toooortured.

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- Living with Torsonic Polarity Syndrome or TPS.
- Can't tell the difference between J-Lo and a 8 year old boy's hand.

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- Never wants to be No. 2.
- Is in actual fact the largest 'human' excrement on record. Over 80 Courics!
- Sucks on his father's bitty.

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- Homosexual.
- Building WMDs in Heaven.
- Overthrowing any power base.

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- Desperate for attention/recognition.
- Obsessed with MBP - ManBearPig.
- Overly Camp.

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- Elmer Fudd-esque.
- Really small penis.
- Sexually attracted to Camels.

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- Extreme Anti-Smoking Campaign.
- Immoral and Corrupt.
- Filled with goo.

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- Negligent.
- Victimised for being black.
- Barely held together.

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- Trapped in the closet with John Travolta and R. Kelly.
- Looks for approval from the reincarnation of Scientologies prophet.
- Jealous of Leonardo DiCaprio.

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- Travels around the world to fight people.
- His singing causes anyone near by to commit suicide.

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- Suicidal.
- She is a sacrifice built-up by the media to be brutally cut down.

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- Earth-shattering foot steps.
- Overly obstinate nature.

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- Infested with pubic lice.
- More transvestite/hooker appearance.

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- Throughout the series run, her name is a form of profanity.
- Overly aggressive.
- Can transform into Mecha-Stresiand.

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- Her minge and arse have their own personalities.
- Doesn't pay attention to her private parts as she is so busy.

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- He and Steven Spielberg rape children's dreams.
- Weaselly and weak-willed.

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- Regains motor skills and obtains superpowers by sucking stem cells out of fetus'.
- Becomes a supervillain.

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- Steals food from starving African countries through various charities.
- Extremely obese.

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- Jamming his thumb up animal's buttholes to really piss them off.

(NOTE: The above image was in an episode set in Hell, a few weeks after his death.)

Traits:
- Very weak, stupid and camp.
- Bullied by Mickey Mouse.

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- Extremely irritated by the Fish-dicks joke (that he doesn't get).
- 'Realises' he is a gay fish and rejoins them in the sea.

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- Advertises Chipotl-away which cleans up rectal bleeding from eating Chipotle Mexican Grill.
- "Are you tired of...." on repeat.

Traits:
- Upper class.
- Acts more like a theatre-goer than a wrestling promoter.