Added by Prelude on 11 Feb 2009 08:19

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Why no smiles? Show me yer teeth!!

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7.7

Steve Buscemi

Reason he NEVER shows his teeth for the camera...

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7.4

Jewel Kilcher

Reason why this diva should always keeps her lips shut...

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7.5

Willem Dafoe

Reason why he sometimes gets mistaken for a vampire...

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7.1

Anna Paquin

Reason why nobody on God's green earth wants to see her smile...

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6.9

Tom Cruise

Reason why he always picks action films, not comedies...
thanks tartan_skirt for the suggestion

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7.2

Kirsten Dunst

Reason she is always smirking for camera, never smiling...

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6.2

Madonna

Reason why she wants you to look at her tits and NOT her mouth...
thanks tartan_skirt for this suggestion

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8.5

Morgan Freeman

Reason why he always takes on serious roles, like God or The President of the United States...

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6.6

Avril Lavigne

Hey Hey! You you! I'm gonna bite your girlfriend!

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7.1

Amy Winehouse

They tried to get me to the dentist and I said NO NO NO...

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Daniel Radcliffe

For a brit, his yellow chompers are actually Grade A quality!

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5.9

Jon Heder

And the opposite end of the never-see-their-whites spectrum, Jon Heder finds it impossible NOT to show his set of horse's teeth.

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4.9

Woodrow Wilson

Even the most powerful men on earth can't escape the tooth fairy.

4.4

Condoleezza Rice

Those WMDs must've slipped through right between her teeth...

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6.4

Mike Tyson

Unlike others on this list, he has an excuse. He's a boxer and a lunatic!

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5.6

Miley Cyrus

Before & After:

Lucky for us, some celebrities use their new found fame and fortune to correct their smiles...

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8.2

Elliott Yamin

Before & After:

And if a bloody American Idol semi-finalist can go shell out $50,000 and 20hrs of his time to correct his ghastly teeth, what's your excuse Tom? Jewel? Anna? Madonna, FFS??? How many BILLIONS are you worth?

5.2

Tião Macalé

A special tribute for the Brazilians at Listal, thanks to diabolical...

7.1

Richard Kiel

Special Tribute for best-use-of-teeth in a motion picture: Richard Kiel as JAWS in James Bond's Moonraker, and biting thru a thick metal cable to stop a gondola.