Favourite characters in TVshows/movies

As Chandler Bing in Friends

Monica: You did tell an awful lot of jokes. It was like joke, joke, joke, blah, blah, blah.
Chandler: Ok, but you asked a lot of questions. It was like flying with the Riddler.
Monika:Oh,was that another joke?
Chandler:Was that another question?

As Joey Tribiani in Friends

Joey: All right, Rach. The big question is, "does he like you?" All right? Because if he doesn't like you, this is all a moo point.
Rachel: Huh. A moo point?
Joey: Yeah, it's like a cow's opinion. It just doesn't matter. It's moo.

As Monica Geller in Friends

Monica:All right. You could, uh, start out with a little 1, a 2, a 1-2-3, a 3, a 5, a 4, a 3-2, 2, a 2-4-6, 2-4-6, 4, 2, 2, 4-7, 5-7, 6-7, 7... 7... 7... 7 7 7 7 7 7... seven.

As Annalise Keating in How To Get Away With Murder

Connor:Zoe would have killed again and I can not deal with anymore blood on my hands.
Annalise:You know where else there's blood?My husband's to be specific.Your car.
Connor:Laurel said that Frank got rid of it.
Annalise:That's a lie.Make me out to be the villian if it helps you sleep at night,but don't you ever screw with my cases.

As Frank Delfino in How To Get Away With Murder

Frank:If you’re interested in me,get to know me.Otherwise,this is closed for business.

As Peter Quinn in Homeland

Peter:You're the one who got me here.You're the one who said all this mas important.Well,guess what?It is now.

As Carrie Mathison in Homeland

Carrie:(Following suspect)Guy hasn't broken the speed limit once.
Danny Galvez:Does that make him more,or less suspicious?
Carrie:It makes him boring as shit.

As Daryl Dixon in The Walking Dead

Glenn:What the hell happened to them?
Andrea:Isn't it obvious?They got overrun.
Daryl:Pfft.
Andrea:Something to say?
Daryl:Yeah.How about 'observant'?
Andrea:Wow.That's a pretty big word for you.Three whole syllables.
Daryl:Walkers didn't do this.Geeks didn't show up until after all this went down.Somebody attacked this place.See how everybody's shot in the head execution style?They came in,killed everybody,and took whatever they wanted.You're all worried about walkers?Hell,I'd be much more worried about whoever did this.
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Daryl:Get a dictionary.Look it up.Observant!

As President Fitzgerald Grant

Fitz:Sit with me and watch me choose you.Watch me earn you...

As Dr.Gregory House in House MD

House:Ladies and Gentlemen! I have nothing in my hands, nothing up my sleeve. I do have something in my pants but that's not going to help with this particular trick...

As Dr.Rober Chase in House MD

Chase:Hey Foreman! Yo' mama's so fat, when her beeper goes off, people think she's backin' up!

As Rob Stark in Game Of Thrones

As Khal Drogo in Game Of Thrones

As Sandor "The Hound" Clegane in Game Of Thrones

As Harvey Specter in Suits

As Agent Colby Granger in Numb3rs

Colby:(Talking to his black partner entering a bar full of Chinese)Hey,we are the only white guys here!"

As Lynette Scavo in Desperate Housewives

Lynette:No! [You're not crazy.] You're colorful. Colorful in a way that might respond to medication.

As Mike Delfino in Desperate Housewives

Susan is trying to persuade him to let a striper stay with them.
Mike:No we won't.
Susan:Why?
Mike:I don't know,i thought it was a trick question.

As Sayid Jarah in Lost

Shannon: So, does all this - the tent, flowers - mean that we're serious?
Sayid: Quite definitely not. I do this for all the girls I meet on deserted islands.

As Larry Paul in Ally McBeal

As Michael Scofield in Prison Break

Scofield:Stop chasing me, cause whenever you get close I'll win everytime.

As Dr.Alex Karev in Grey's Anatomy

Meredith:I'm fine.
Alex:You've said that word so many times it doesn't even sound like a word anymore.

As Dr.Derek Shepherd in Grey's Anatomy

Cristina:Katie competes in beauty pageants.
Derek:I know that,but we have to save her life anyway.

As Barney Stinson in How i met your mother

Barney:It's gonna be legen....wait for it...dary!Legendary.
Barney:What up?

As Vampire Bill Compton in True Blood

As Detective Rust Cohle in True Detective

As Detective Marty Hart in True Detective

As Raj Koothrappali in The Big Bang Theory


Howard:I call it the "Clooney"[about his mustache]
Raj:I call it the "Mario and Luigi",but whatever.

As Tony Almeida in 24

As Warrick Brown in CSI (Las Vegas)

As Legolas in Lord of the Rings trilogy

Gimli: Dwarf doors are invisible when closed.
Gandalf: Yes, Gimli, their own masters cannot find them, if their secrets are forgotten.
Legolas: Why doesn't that surprise me?

As (of course) Cpt.Jack Sparrow in Pirates of the Caribbean trilogy

Drink up me hearties, yo, ho...

As Aldo Raine in Inglourious Basterds

Aldo:Arivederci(with the most hilarious fake italian accent ever)

As Alfred Borden in The Prestige

Are you watching closely?

As the Joker in The Dark Knight

He was so perfect that his Joker is a character i'd love to meet.

Joker:Why so serious?