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Added by Larri on 15 Mar 2013 03:49
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Average listal rating (2970 ratings) 7.8 IMDB Rating 0
Ooh, yeah... Now here's a real man's man! Bald head, an action icon, he can really pull off "Yippie-ki-yae!" Kevin Smith said he was a pain to work with.

Well, you know what, Kevin? FUCK YOU.
A very fine actress, she really gave 'All in the Family' whole new energy. Haven't seen her in anything else though, but nevertheless, my rating is

Never trust a Greek, even though I've been to Greece once. Red Hot Chili Peppers isn't quite my cup of chili peppers but the song based on the popular TV show is rather good, don't you think?

Beckinsale has to be 1/10. Her body is just too thin, I can't imagine myself having pillow fights with her. And look at that jawline. It's horrendous!
Average listal rating (277 ratings) 7.7 IMDB Rating 0
Well-aged gentlemen are always some of my favorites. Alan was good in Little Miss Sunshine but I absolutely loved him in Aviator! It is said that he makes delicious gravy, too. Mmmm.

I think Reese is a charismatic actress, and her performance in Walk the Line was superb. However, her name is Reese. Eww, what up with that? It's like 'grease' or 'rice'. I don't like rice. That's a major turn off.

Oh yes, a very fine actor this one. Truly convincing in his role in 'Red Cliff'. But I have a gripe with him: there's another actor called Tony Leung Ka Fai. And Chiu Wai is younger than him, so Chiu Wai must be a ripoff.
Whatever the case, my puré sauce is ready in a minute, so I gotta take off, but I wanted to show you just how well Tony Leung Chiu Wai can turn his head.

Unless his head is normally turned to the side like that.
Hmmm. I don't exactly know her... She's attractive and she looks like she has a soft skin but supposedly a friend of mine jerks off to pictures where she has socks on. That's kinda hot, ain't it?
I remember when I saw her in... umm, what was it, Conan? No, it wasn't that. Scary Movie? No, no...
Oh yes, that catalog. Fond memories of that catalog.

My rating:
Okay, I know Harrison Ford. He has one of the most impressive filmographies in today's Hollywood. I really connect with this fella. It's like he knows I don't care about who shot first: him or Ice Cube.
Also, I've heard he rescues people with his own helicopter. That's noble.
Then again, I don't know what to think about him... rumor has it he's really bad at WALKING. How cheesy is that.

I really dig this chick. She's so beautiful. I'd really like to have her as my big sister. Hayley's my role model even though she's not related to John Williams. And he's not related to comic book artist Scott Williams. Or Freddie Williams Jr. for that matter. That's a bit of a downer.
Liberato si belle more, Giu la David tippa toppa!

Average listal rating (260 ratings) 7.2 IMDB Rating 0
Alison Pill... I remember that exceptionally round face from 'Milk'. A good lesbian.
Alison's last name is almost like a dirty word in Finnish. Dat sweet 'pillimehu', mmmmmmm, makes me think stuff... anyway, why the hell is that primary picture so big lengthwise? Makes no sense.

Pop quiz:
Which one starred in Law & Order?
a) Dylan McDermott,
b) David Duchovny, or
c) Dermot Mulroney?

Who can tell? The answer is NONE of these were in Law & Order. But I got 4/10 for Duchovny.

Meryl Streep played her but I never saw the movie. I only know she was a total bitch because my dad told me what some English working class folks thought about her back in the day. I don't remember what the reason was but it made me so furious!

So, take that-cher!

Average listal rating (21 ratings) 7.2 IMDB Rating 0
WHAT!? An 7.3 rating? He doesn't have his head shaved that well! Also his ace is just overrated. The only good thing this dingleberry's ever done was he married Steffi Graf. She's like twenty-years older than Maria Sharapova!


*edit. Yeah that's what I'm talking about! From 7.3 to 6.9, man!
Average listal rating (146 ratings) 7.7 IMDB Rating 0
Piper Laurie's surname starts with the same letter as my first name. I find that nerveracking. I get her name also mixed up with Piper Perabo. I have no idea who that person is. And what is it with Catherine Martell not appreciating Pete? I love Pete! That silly goose found a fish from the percolator.

Oh jeez... he doesn't look like Gary Busey!

However, the colors in this photo look like it smells of soup there. What were you thinking, Ian?

He's very handsome. He wins my heart.

Amanda Conner is a helluva comic book artist - her Supergirl is simply out of this world - but why is she married to Palmiotti? He's an inker. Everyone knows that an inker has to know how to work their wrists in order to get the perfect line. Oh, and don't even get me started with textures! That's not gonna work out at all.

Yamaha, You're My Soul!

So here's my question to everybody: how exactly do you rate PEOPLE? I'm seriously confused sometimes. Sure, I don't like that egomaniac Kanye or Paris Hilton, but I don't know them. If I did, I still wouldn't give them a grade for being... people.
I can sort of get it if you're rating someone based on their acting abilities or writing talent, but what is there to rate about Victoria's Secret models? Or UFC fighters? Or historical figures? Do you rate acquaintances?

Not looking for one perfect answer, just some enlightening on this case.

I have some thoughts on people.
1 = Really don't like
10 = Awesome

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