The "Hot? I don't really get it..." List

I hear about this girl everywhere, and I'll admit, she has amazing eyes... but I just don't really get it. I'm obviously in the minority here...

Edit: I put this list together awhile ago, but recently published it. I've changed my stance on her and have added her to another list
The "Not my type... but still..." List

Again, I'm obviously in the minority here, but I just don't get it with her. I think maybe Tom Brady is the more attractive one in this relationship. Starting the list out with two Victoria's Secret models? Yeah, I went there.

Two words: big mouth. Maybe the next group makes this list because they are too old for me? (big mouth) I dunno, there's plenty of hot older woman, (big mouth) but that's another list all together. Did I mention I think she has a big, huge mouth?

I've never understood the hotness with her. I think she kinda creeps me out? Whatever the case, I don't get it.

I think Gwyneth Paltrow might be the most plain looking celebrity ever. Which is actually pretty cool, but I don't understand people's attraction to her, even though it seems to have ended awhile ago.

This selection pretty much concludes my "old" section. Maybe it's the horse face, maybe she's too skinny. For whatever reason, she's just kinda gross.

I know, I summed it up in the title and I start every description out the same... but again, I just don't really get it. I think they coulda done alot better picking a Mary Jane in Spidey (most people think so), but anyway... on with the list.

I don't really get into the whole "pouty" lips thing. Maybe she was overdone around the Clueless time, but she's never done it for me.

I think maybe she falls into a certain category. I've never really heard her mentioned in the mainstream. I think a certain group of people found her attractive a long time ago, kinda the cult following type of hotness maybe? I guess she's the Rocky Horror of hot.

She's docked points for only being famous for being in a Disney musical. She's too young. I think she tries too hard too. I like the women that have the more natural beauty.

I think she's kinda awkward looking... is that just me?

She's one of those "hot from far away, not so good up close" kinda girls. Just doesn't do it for me...

She got her name as the "punk princess". How long ago was that? Dude, you're married, you can grow up now and start trying to look like an adult. I don't get the whole tons of makeup look I guess...

I remember thinking she was pretty hot when I first saw her in the mask, but it's just never really gone past that for whatever reason. I don't think she's ugly or anything, I just don't see what's so overly special about her.

Always found her to be super-annoying. Plus, her and all those other hoe-bags that show of their bajingos just need to find a way to stay OUT of the news... who cares about them and their nasty va-jay-jays?

Shaved head. White trash. Pretty much all that needs to be said. Sure, she was hot when she was in that music video dressed as a school girl, but 1 music video 10 years ago isn't enough. She shaved her own head!!

Back when she had dark hair and weighed more than 30 pounds I think she was attractive (hmm... maybe ANOTHER list in the making??), now with blonde hair and the fact the she might blow away in a strong breeze, not to mention the hoe-bag factor... ewww... just eww.

She drives cars really fast... really? THAT makes her hot? I don't get it with this one. "Ooh, there she goes again, flying by in a left turn at 200 miles per hour, she's SO hot!!" Whatever...

Soo... she's hot because she's in some stupid (although successful) vampire movies? Umm, no thank you. She seems very bland and regular.

Girl next door cute, maybe. But even then, I know alot of girls much cuter than her... not hot, and not a great actor either for that matter.

Her face seems all smushed together... is that just me?

Daddy wanted more of the spotlight and thrust his daughter into all of our lives. If annoying = hot then Miley is definitely a 10! We've had enough... all of you Cyrus's can do us a favor and go away now.