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Added by Dierdre on 9 Oct 2010 07:59
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D: (And Other Movies That Failed)

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People who added this item 4085 Average listal rating (2617 ratings) 5 IMDB Rating 5.2
I was really excited for this movie for a long time, and then it came out and it made me laugh. Like, in places where I was pretty sure I wasn't supposed to. The dialogue was awkward and cut off before it should have.

Example:
Bella: Do you have contacts?
Edward: No. It's the lighting. -Hurriedly walks away-

Perfect parody of the books. 10 Stars. Hilarious!



Did anyone else notice that the entire movie was in some weird '80s-horror-movie blue?

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If only it were a comedy...
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People who added this item 704 Average listal rating (461 ratings) 3.7 IMDB Rating 3.4
Vampires Suck (2010)
Okay, I take the comedy part back.
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People who added this item 1752 Average listal rating (1103 ratings) 6.4 IMDB Rating 6.9
Miley Cyrus' voice really bugs me. Unusually so. Well, I guess for a kid's movie it really wasn't bad.



...Maybe not.

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Its audience was not me.
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People who added this item 961 Average listal rating (631 ratings) 4.5 IMDB Rating 4.9
I love Michael Cera. I love tons of his movie, I love his awkwardness, I think he's adorable.

I absolutely hated this movie. It had its charming moments, but overall, it just made me groan.

Zed: "You could be my right-hand man."
Oh: "I've seen what you do with your right hand. No, thank you."


"Oh no, Michael Cera! My acting career was just eaten by a mastadon."

Redeeming Quality: Olivia Wilde

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People who added this item 1966 Average listal rating (1169 ratings) 5.5 IMDB Rating 6
I'm not a fan of cheerleaders, but after seeing this movie, I just pity them. Please spare a couple brain cells and avoid this fail-fest.



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I've heard good things about the original Herbie. Unfortunately, I've never seen it. After seeing Lindsay Lohan in this version, I don't think I ever will. Just overall, it was like a train wreck: It's so bad, but you can't stop watching.

Points, however, to the adorable car.



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Herbie.
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People who added this item 1304 Average listal rating (735 ratings) 5.6 IMDB Rating 5.7
I went to go see this with my then-boyfriend. I felt bad for taking him to see it. It's probably why he broke up with me.

I can't believe a movie would pay for Julia Roberts and Jamie Foxx and only give them, like, 5 minutes of screen time. Most of it went to the mockery the world calls acting coming from Ashton Kutcher. It was a whole bunch of famous people in a movie with absolutely no plot.

Thanks, Hollywood, for tricking me out of my money once again.



Redeeming Quality: The adorable attempt at acting by Taylor Swift.


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People who added this item 2297 Average listal rating (1354 ratings) 6.5 IMDB Rating 6.4
...What? What did I just watch? Was that about Marie Antoinette? Seriously? It was a two-hour montage of pink pastries and pretty shoes. No one bothered with plot, or dialogue, or anything.



No, just no.

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When I remembered halfway through the film Kirsten Dunst played Claudia in Interview With the Vampire.
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Another movie I saw with a then-boyfriend.
I, like many others, had nostalgic feelings for this movie.

The movie was so bad the projector refused to play it 30 minutes into the movie. Seriously.

I was ELATED.

The movie theater felt the same way and gave us free tickets for the next time we came.

Question: Why is Goku white? And who decided that ruining childhood memories would be okay?



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It didn't actually have anything to do with Dragonball.
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People who added this item 1491 Average listal rating (941 ratings) 5.2 IMDB Rating 5.2
I'm on the "flag team".
We are not that hot.

Apparently, this movie was trying to be contemporary and satirical.
It did neither.
Although, I did find it hysterically funny.

And whoever did the script needs to be euthanaized.
Do we teenagers really talk like that?

Don't get me wrong, I ADORE Megan Fox and Amanda Seyfried. (And Adam Brody, and pretty much the entire cast.) Somehow, though it just fell flat.

Also, the plot made no sense.


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I have seen this movie twice on TV. How did people not cry during this? It was appallingly bad.

Check on its Listal page. Most of the mentions are for "Worst Movies of All Time."



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Too large a cast, Hilary Duff, no real comedy, etc.

I didn't like this movie at all. Maybe I'm judging it a little harshly, but there was just nothing memorable or even anything interesting.

It told me nothing remotely intriguing about family values, or Mormons.



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I was just told that the family isn't Mormon.

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...What the heck?

Here, just watch this...


I hope no one has to experience this movie ever again.

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It could be used as an effective means of torture.
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People who added this item 143 Average listal rating (93 ratings) 4.4 IMDB Rating 1.6
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