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List added by Kryptic Centurion on 13 January 2009 01:19
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  2.9  Traits: - Coughing up cum (semen) on a regular basis. - Advertising what a whore she is by participating in a Whore-off. - Causing her "accessories" to commit suicide. 
6.8  Traits: - Shitting on little boys. - Running around in his underwear. - Desire to be toooortured. Kryptic Centurion's rating:
 
5.8  Traits: - Living with Torsonic Polarity Syndrome or TPS. - Can't tell the difference between J-Lo and a 8 year old boy's hand. Kryptic Centurion's rating:
 
5.4  Traits: - Never wants to be No. 2. - Is in actual fact the largest 'human' excrement on record. Over 80 Courics! - Sucks on his father's bitty. 
2.1  Traits: - Homosexual. - Building WMDs in Heaven. - Overthrowing any power base. 
6  Traits: - Desperate for attention/recognition. - Obsessed with MBP - ManBearPig. - Overly Camp. 
3.3  Traits: - Elmer Fudd-esque. - Really small penis. - Sexually attracted to Camels. 
5.6  Traits: - Extreme Anti-Smoking Campaign. - Immoral and Corrupt. - Filled with goo. 
5.7  Traits: - Negligent. - Victimised for being black. - Barely held together. Kryptic Centurion's rating:
 
6.2  Traits: - Trapped in the closet with John Travolta and R. Kelly. - Looks for approval from the reincarnation of Scientologies prophet. - Jealous of Leonardo DiCaprio. Kryptic Centurion's rating:
7.5  Traits: - Travels around the world to fight people. - His singing causes anyone near by to commit suicide. Kryptic Centurion's rating:
 
4.2  Traits: - Suicidal. - She is a sacrifice built-up by the media to be brutally cut down. 
7.3  Traits: - Infested with pubic lice. - More transvestite/hooker appearance. Kryptic Centurion's rating:
4.9  Traits: - Throughout the series run, her name is a form of profanity. - Overly aggressive. - Can transform into Mecha-Stresiand. 
5.9  Traits: - Her minge and arse have their own personalities. - Doesn't pay attention to her private parts as she is so busy. 
6.8  Traits: - He and Steven Spielberg rape children's dreams. - Weaselly and weak-willed. 
6.9  Traits: - Regains motor skills and obtains superpowers by sucking stem cells out of fetus'. - Becomes a supervillain. Kryptic Centurion's rating:
4.7  Traits: - Steals food from starving African countries through various charities. - Extremely obese. 
7.6  Traits: - Jamming his thumb up animal's buttholes to really piss them off. (NOTE: The above image was in an episode set in Hell, a few weeks after his death.) Kryptic Centurion's rating:
 Comments
GemLil
Posted : 10 months, 1 week ago at Jan 13 16:13
Amazing list, I wish I'd made it!!! Al Gore is my favourite portrayal by far, shame he's so low. Manbearpig, super serial...its great stuff.
Kryptic Centurion
Posted : 10 months, 1 week ago at Jan 13 16:13
It is ordered randomly.
GemLil
Posted : 10 months, 1 week ago at Jan 13 16:15
Oh good. Haha, I'm so glad you made this list, I forgot half of these.
Kryptic Centurion
Posted : 10 months, 1 week ago at Jan 13 16:17
Thats why the next Presidential election is in my favour.
coroner
Posted : 10 months, 1 week ago at Jan 13 18:41
Lol! GREAT list :)
Exclusive_Henrik
Posted : 8 months, 3 weeks ago at Feb 27 17:44
I love almost all of these parodys, but the Steve Irvin one from the satans sweet 16 episode was just sad. Looks like they were just trying to be offensive with that one and not funny.
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This list consists of the most obscene and outrageously funny celebrity portrayals in South Park.
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