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on 13 Jan 2009 07:19

 
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South Park's Funniest Celebrity Parodies

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Average listal rating (606 ratings) 3.2  IMDB Rating
1. Paris Hilton


Traits:
- Coughing up cum (semen) on a regular basis.
- Advertising what a whore she is by participating in a Whore-off.
- Causing her "accessories" to commit suicide.

Average listal rating (1243 ratings) 6.9  IMDB Rating
2. Mel Gibson


Traits:
- Shitting on little boys.
- Running around in his underwear.
- Desire to be toooortured.
KCenturion's rating:

Average listal rating (1214 ratings) 6.1  IMDB Rating
3. Ben Affleck


Traits:
- Living with Torsonic Polarity Syndrome or TPS.
- Can't tell the difference between J-Lo and a 8 year old boy's hand.
KCenturion's rating:

Average listal rating (156 ratings) 6  IMDB Rating
4. Bono


Traits:
- Never wants to be No. 2.
- Is in actual fact the largest 'human' excrement on record. Over 80 Courics!
- Sucks on his father's bitty.

Average listal rating (58 ratings) 2.3  IMDB Rating
5. Saddam Hussein


Traits:
- Homosexual.
- Building WMDs in Heaven.
- Overthrowing any power base.

Average listal rating (48 ratings) 5.4  IMDB Rating
6. Al Gore


Traits:
- Desperate for attention/recognition.
- Obsessed with MBP - ManBearPig.
- Overly Camp.

Average listal rating (75 ratings) 2.4  IMDB Rating
7. Osama bin Laden


Traits:
- Elmer Fudd-esque.
- Really small penis.
- Sexually attracted to Camels.

Average listal rating (319 ratings) 6.8  IMDB Rating
8. Rob Reiner


Traits:
- Extreme Anti-Smoking Campaign.
- Immoral and Corrupt.
- Filled with goo.
KCenturion's rating:

Average listal rating (868 ratings) 7.4  IMDB Rating
9. Michael Jackson


Traits:
- Negligent.
- Victimised for being black.
- Barely held together.
KCenturion's rating:

Average listal rating (1984 ratings) 6.5  IMDB Rating
10. Tom Cruise


Traits:
- Trapped in the closet with John Travolta and R. Kelly.
- Looks for approval from the reincarnation of Scientologies prophet.
- Jealous of Leonardo DiCaprio.
KCenturion's rating:

Average listal rating (935 ratings) 7.8  IMDB Rating
11. Russell Crowe


Traits:
- Travels around the world to fight people.
- His singing causes anyone near by to commit suicide.
KCenturion's rating:

Average listal rating (992 ratings) 5.1  IMDB Rating
12. Britney Spears


Traits:
- Suicidal.
- She is a sacrifice built-up by the media to be brutally cut down.
KCenturion's rating:

Average listal rating (118 ratings) 4  IMDB Rating
13. Rosie O'Donnell


Traits:
- Earth-shattering foot steps.
- Overly obstinate nature.

Average listal rating (1942 ratings) 7.4  IMDB Rating
14. Angelina Jolie


Traits:
- Infested with pubic lice.
- More transvestite/hooker appearance.
KCenturion's rating:

Average listal rating (194 ratings) 6.4  IMDB Rating
15. Barbra Streisand


Traits:
- Throughout the series run, her name is a form of profanity.
- Overly aggressive.
- Can transform into Mecha-Stresiand.

Average listal rating (124 ratings) 6.1  IMDB Rating
16. Oprah Winfrey


Traits:
- Her minge and arse have their own personalities.
- Doesn't pay attention to her private parts as she is so busy.

Average listal rating (661 ratings) 7.1  IMDB Rating
17. George Lucas


Traits:
- He and Steven Spielberg rape children's dreams.
- Weaselly and weak-willed.
KCenturion's rating:

Average listal rating (194 ratings) 7.1  IMDB Rating
18. Christopher Reeve


Traits:
- Regains motor skills and obtains superpowers by sucking stem cells out of fetus'.
- Becomes a supervillain.
KCenturion's rating:

Average listal rating (27 ratings) 4.7  IMDB Rating
19. Sally Struthers


Traits:
- Steals food from starving African countries through various charities.
- Extremely obese.

Average listal rating (59 ratings) 7.7  IMDB Rating
20. Steve Irwin


Traits:
- Jamming his thumb up animal's buttholes to really piss them off.

(NOTE: The above image was in an episode set in Hell, a few weeks after his death.)
KCenturion's rating:

Average listal rating (97 ratings) 4.8  IMDB Rating
21. Joe Jonas


Traits:
- Very weak, stupid and camp.
- Bullied by Mickey Mouse.


Average listal rating (361 ratings) 4.9  IMDB Rating
22. Kanye West


Traits:
- Extremely irritated by the Fish-dicks joke (that he doesn't get).
- 'Realises' he is a gay fish and rejoins them in the sea.

Average listal rating (16 ratings) 5.2  IMDB Rating
23. Billy Mays


Traits:
- Advertises Chipotl-away which cleans up rectal bleeding from eating Chipotle Mexican Grill.
- "Are you tired of...." on repeat.

Average listal rating (18 ratings) 4.3  IMDB Rating
24. Vince McMahon


Traits:
- Upper class.
- Acts more like a theatre-goer than a wrestling promoter.


 

This list consists of the most obscene and outrageous celebrity portrayals in South Park.

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Comments

Posted: 5 years, 3 months ago at Jan 13 22:13
Amazing list, I wish I'd made it!!! Al Gore is my favourite portrayal by far, shame he's so low. Manbearpig, super serial...its great stuff.
Posted: 5 years, 3 months ago at Jan 13 22:13
It is ordered randomly.
Posted: 5 years, 3 months ago at Jan 13 22:15
Oh good. Haha, I'm so glad you made this list, I forgot half of these.
Posted: 5 years, 3 months ago at Jan 13 22:17
Thats why the next Presidential election is in my favour.
Posted: 5 years, 3 months ago at Jan 14 0:41
Lol! GREAT list :)
Posted: 5 years, 1 month ago at Feb 27 23:44
I love almost all of these parodys, but the Steve Irvin one from the satans sweet 16 episode was just sad. Looks like they were just trying to be offensive with that one and not funny.
Posted: 3 years, 10 months ago at Jun 6 20:40
love this list. I know that Jesus or Muhammad are not celebrities, but they're portrayed very funny on the show
Posted: 3 years, 9 months ago at Jun 27 19:38
I must confess, I did write that episode very poorly and it was quite rushed. Its such a shame that me and Trey take it too far sometimes but taboo is taboo and its our job to break them down.
Edit: 3 years, 9 months ago
Posted: 3 years, 8 months ago at Aug 18 23:11
LOL Ben Affleck!
Posted: 3 years, 5 months ago at Oct 31 14:38
lol! cool
Posted: 3 years, 5 months ago at Oct 31 16:50
love this list
Posted: 3 years, 5 months ago at Oct 31 18:53
Wow, I've seen many episodes featuring these people, didn't know I watch so much South Park xD
Kyle or sth made a joke in this Ben Afflek episode, in geraman it was Ben Arschlek, was it Ben Asslek in english?
Posted: 3 years, 5 months ago at Nov 11 21:20
Brilliant list, but there is one to add:
Justin Bieber, number one villain of the Coon, making world a worse place to live (in the 14th season, episode 13).
Posted: 3 years, 5 months ago at Nov 11 21:22
Accidental double posting, so lets put the link of the picture here. http://www.listal.com/viewimage/1492546
Posted: 2 years, 11 months ago at May 3 16:01
Awesome list. This show is still so funny. Check out the Whale Wars episode. I know Capt Paul Watson is barely a celeb but he might be worth adding to your list.
Posted: 2 years, 11 months ago at May 23 8:15
kanye went was also shown as a person who thinks he is highly intelligent and actually is not!
cool list
Posted: 2 years, 9 months ago at Jun 25 14:00
Simply Awesome! but therere a lot more !
Posted: 2 years, 6 months ago at Oct 4 21:24
i love southpark
Posted: 2 years, 4 months ago at Nov 25 9:26
Posted: 2 years, 1 month ago at Mar 4 20:16
Hey your list is missing Martha Stewart making queefing fun. Cutting out little stars and moon shapes, Jamming them and shoving sprinkles up her vag.
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Posted: 1 year, 4 months ago at Nov 26 16:30
- Mickey Mouse
http://www.listal.com/viewimage/4516332

- The presidents of Italy, China, Japan and Brazil
http://www.listal.com/viewimage/4516156

- Cesar Millan of the Dog Whisperer
http://www.listal.com/viewimage/4516094

- Justin Bieber
http://www.listal.com/viewimage/4305694

- Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick
http://www.listal.com/viewimage/4305671
Posted: 1 year, 1 month ago at Mar 6 13:07
my favorite with Bono
Posted: 10 months ago at Jun 21 12:21
haha great list
Posted: 9 months ago at Jul 18 9:06
great list!

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