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Avatar List added by Kryptic Centurion on 13 January 2009 01:19

Haha, how do they get away with it?

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1. Paris Hilton


Traits:
- Coughing up cum (semen) on a regular basis.
- Advertising what a whore she is by participating in a Whore-off.
- Causing her "accessories" to commit suicide.

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2. Mel Gibson


Traits:
- Shitting on little boys.
- Running around in his underwear.
- Desire to be toooortured.
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3. Ben Affleck


Traits:
- Living with Torsonic Polarity Syndrome or TPS.
- Can't tell the difference between J-Lo and a 8 year old boy's hand.
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4. Bono


Traits:
- Never wants to be No. 2.
- Is in actual fact the largest 'human' excrement on record. Over 80 Courics!
- Sucks on his father's bitty.

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5. Saddam Hussein


Traits:
- Homosexual.
- Building WMDs in Heaven.
- Overthrowing any power base.

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6. Al Gore


Traits:
- Desperate for attention/recognition.
- Obsessed with MBP - ManBearPig.
- Overly Camp.

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7. Osama bin Laden


Traits:
- Elmer Fudd-esque.
- Really small penis.
- Sexually attracted to Camels.

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8. Rob Reiner


Traits:
- Extreme Anti-Smoking Campaign.
- Immoral and Corrupt.
- Filled with goo.

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9. Michael Jackson


Traits:
- Negligent.
- Victimised for being black.
- Barely held together.
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10. Tom Cruise


Traits:
- Trapped in the closet with John Travolta and R. Kelly.
- Looks for approval from the reincarnation of Scientologies prophet.
- Jealous of Leonardo DiCaprio.
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11. Russell Crowe


Traits:
- Travels around the world to fight people.
- His singing causes anyone near by to commit suicide.
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12. Britney Spears


Traits:
- Suicidal.
- She is a sacrifice built-up by the media to be brutally cut down.

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13. Rosie O'Donnell


Traits:
- Earth-shattering foot steps.
- Overly obstinate nature.

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14. Angelina Jolie


Traits:
- Infested with pubic lice.
- More transvestite/hooker appearance.
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15. Barbra Streisand


Traits:
- Throughout the series run, her name is a form of profanity.
- Overly aggressive.
- Can transform into Mecha-Stresiand.

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16. Oprah Winfrey


Traits:
- Her minge and arse have their own personalities.
- Doesn't pay attention to her private parts as she is so busy.

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17. George Lucas


Traits:
- He and Steven Spielberg rape children's dreams.
- Weaselly and weak-willed.

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18. Christopher Reeve


Traits:
- Regains motor skills and obtains superpowers by sucking stem cells out of fetus'.
- Becomes a supervillain.
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19. Sally Struthers


Traits:
- Steals food from starving African countries through various charities.
- Extremely obese.

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20. Steve Irwin


Traits:
- Jamming his thumb up animal's buttholes to really piss them off.

(NOTE: The above image was in an episode set in Hell, a few weeks after his death.)
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Comments

Posted : 10 months, 1 week ago at Jan 13 16:13
Amazing list, I wish I'd made it!!! Al Gore is my favourite portrayal by far, shame he's so low. Manbearpig, super serial...its great stuff.
Posted : 10 months, 1 week ago at Jan 13 16:13
It is ordered randomly.
Posted : 10 months, 1 week ago at Jan 13 16:15
Oh good. Haha, I'm so glad you made this list, I forgot half of these.
Posted : 10 months, 1 week ago at Jan 13 16:17
Thats why the next Presidential election is in my favour.
Posted : 10 months, 1 week ago at Jan 13 18:41
Lol! GREAT list :)
Posted : 8 months, 3 weeks ago at Feb 27 17:44
I love almost all of these parodys, but the Steve Irvin one from the satans sweet 16 episode was just sad. Looks like they were just trying to be offensive with that one and not funny.

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This list consists of the most obscene and outrageously funny celebrity portrayals in South Park.

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