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South Park's Funniest Celebrity Parodies

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3.1

1. Paris Hilton

Traits:
- Coughing up cum (semen) on a regular basis.
- Advertising what a whore she is by participating in a Whore-off.
- Causing her "accessories" to commit suicide.

6.9

2. Mel Gibson

Traits:
- Shitting on little boys.
- Running around in his underwear.
- Desire to be toooortured.

KCenturion's rating:

6.1

3. Ben Affleck

Traits:
- Living with Torsonic Polarity Syndrome or TPS.
- Can't tell the difference between J-Lo and a 8 year old boy's hand.

KCenturion's rating:

4. Bono

Traits:
- Never wants to be No. 2.
- Is in actual fact the largest 'human' excrement on record. Over 80 Courics!
- Sucks on his father's bitty.

2.5

5. Saddam Hussein

Traits:
- Homosexual.
- Building WMDs in Heaven.
- Overthrowing any power base.

5.2

6. Al Gore

Traits:
- Desperate for attention/recognition.
- Obsessed with MBP - ManBearPig.
- Overly Camp.

2.4

7. Osama bin Laden

Traits:
- Elmer Fudd-esque.
- Really small penis.
- Sexually attracted to Camels.

6.8

8. Rob Reiner

Traits:
- Extreme Anti-Smoking Campaign.
- Immoral and Corrupt.
- Filled with goo.

KCenturion's rating:

7.4

9. Michael Jackson

Traits:
- Negligent.
- Victimised for being black.
- Barely held together.

KCenturion's rating:

6.4

10. Tom Cruise

Traits:
- Trapped in the closet with John Travolta and R. Kelly.
- Looks for approval from the reincarnation of Scientologies prophet.
- Jealous of Leonardo DiCaprio.

KCenturion's rating:

7.7

11. Russell Crowe

Traits:
- Travels around the world to fight people.
- His singing causes anyone near by to commit suicide.

KCenturion's rating:

12. Britney Spears

Traits:
- Suicidal.
- She is a sacrifice built-up by the media to be brutally cut down.

KCenturion's rating:

3.9

13. Rosie O'Donnell

Traits:
- Earth-shattering foot steps.
- Overly obstinate nature.

7.4

14. Angelina Jolie

Traits:
- Infested with pubic lice.
- More transvestite/hooker appearance.

KCenturion's rating:

6.2

15. Barbra Streisand

Traits:
- Throughout the series run, her name is a form of profanity.
- Overly aggressive.
- Can transform into Mecha-Stresiand.

5.8

16. Oprah Winfrey

Traits:
- Her minge and arse have their own personalities.
- Doesn't pay attention to her private parts as she is so busy.

17. George Lucas

Traits:
- He and Steven Spielberg rape children's dreams.
- Weaselly and weak-willed.

KCenturion's rating:

7.1

18. Christopher Reeve

Traits:
- Regains motor skills and obtains superpowers by sucking stem cells out of fetus'.
- Becomes a supervillain.

KCenturion's rating:

4.6

19. Sally Struthers

Traits:
- Steals food from starving African countries through various charities.
- Extremely obese.

7.6

20. Steve Irwin

Traits:
- Jamming his thumb up animal's buttholes to really piss them off.

(NOTE: The above image was in an episode set in Hell, a few weeks after his death.)

KCenturion's rating:

4.7

21. Joe Jonas

Traits:
- Very weak, stupid and camp.
- Bullied by Mickey Mouse.

22. Kanye West

Traits:
- Extremely irritated by the Fish-dicks joke (that he doesn't get).
- 'Realises' he is a gay fish and rejoins them in the sea.

4.5

23. Billy Mays

Traits:
- Advertises Chipotl-away which cleans up rectal bleeding from eating Chipotle Mexican Grill.
- "Are you tired of...." on repeat.

4.1

24. Vince McMahon

Traits:
- Upper class.
- Acts more like a theatre-goer than a wrestling promoter.

This list consists of the most obscene and outrageous celebrity portrayals in South Park.

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Comments

GemLil

Posted: 4 years, 4 months ago at Jan 13 16:13

Amazing list, I wish I'd made it!!! Al Gore is my favourite portrayal by far, shame he's so low. Manbearpig, super serial...its great stuff.

KCenturion

Posted: 4 years, 4 months ago at Jan 13 16:13

It is ordered randomly.

GemLil

Posted: 4 years, 4 months ago at Jan 13 16:15

Oh good. Haha, I'm so glad you made this list, I forgot half of these.

KCenturion

Posted: 4 years, 4 months ago at Jan 13 16:17

Thats why the next Presidential election is in my favour.

coroner

Posted: 4 years, 4 months ago at Jan 13 18:41

Lol! GREAT list :)

Exclusive

Posted: 4 years, 2 months ago at Feb 27 17:44

I love almost all of these parodys, but the Steve Irvin one from the satans sweet 16 episode was just sad. Looks like they were just trying to be offensive with that one and not funny.

Lodizhka

Posted: 2 years, 11 months ago at Jun 6 15:40

love this list. I know that Jesus or Muhammad are not celebrities, but they're portrayed very funny on the show

KCenturion

Posted: 2 years, 11 months ago at Jun 27 14:38

I must confess, I did write that episode very poorly and it was quite rushed. Its such a shame that me and Trey take it too far sometimes but taboo is taboo and its our job to break them down.

Edit: 2 years, 11 months ago

nadya

Posted: 2 years, 9 months ago at Aug 18 18:11

LOL Ben Affleck!

Gaby

Posted: 2 years, 6 months ago at Oct 31 9:38

lol! cool

malloryknox

Posted: 2 years, 6 months ago at Oct 31 11:50

love this list

Ranzkind

Posted: 2 years, 6 months ago at Oct 31 13:53

Wow, I've seen many episodes featuring these people, didn't know I watch so much South Park xD
Kyle or sth made a joke in this Ben Afflek episode, in geraman it was Ben Arschlek, was it Ben Asslek in english?

Kankku

Posted: 2 years, 6 months ago at Nov 11 15:20

Brilliant list, but there is one to add:
Justin Bieber, number one villain of the Coon, making world a worse place to live (in the 14th season, episode 13).

Kankku

Posted: 2 years, 6 months ago at Nov 11 15:22

Accidental double posting, so lets put the link of the picture here. http://www.listal.com/viewimage/1492546

chris043

Posted: 2 years ago at May 3 11:01

Awesome list. This show is still so funny. Check out the Whale Wars episode. I know Capt Paul Watson is barely a celeb but he might be worth adding to your list.