RP Stereotypes

Demented RP Director. Can't make up his mind and often contradicts himself and sometimes forces others to take part in RPs that feature his bizarre preferences regardless of whether they like it or not.

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- One Scene Wonder-Woman
Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's One Scene Wonder-Woman. What are her superpowers? Showing up randomly, convulsing in agony, crashing in other people's bedrooms, freaky tattoos, bleeding, sprouting freaky monstrous appendages including eyes that do not belong there and wings, and disappearing without any explanation as to what just happened. She is the Big Lipped Alligator Moment of RP characters and superheroes. She shows up, something freaky happens and leaves afterwards and nobody ever speaks of her. She's like that freaky voodoo queen scene from Blues Brothers 2000 or any other sequence that comes out of nowhere, she's there one minute and then the next...nobody even brings her up. Why does the genre/mood of the RP change when she enters from being normal to being something out of a horror film? Nobody knows, but according to her bio her mother had a rather racy relationship with a demon which resulted in well...her being born. Although this does explain why she convulses in her sleep. After all wouldn't you if your origin story was Rosemary's Baby inspired? And as for her transformations and Body Horror outbursts...you can bet that her family's personal doctor Dr Cronenberg is behind that. The girl has transformations into a more monstrous form and nobody knows why she can't control them and why she has to find someone's room to crash in to prevent herself from harming others, but there's something very creepy about her overall abilities.

- Psycho Protagonist.
This RP character stereotype is the one we're supposedly rooting for. She's the host of a lovable children's show called Aunt Mel's Dollhouse where she teaches life lessons and is kindly and appreciate of all humans even if they are different. Everyone loves her and she loves them...on camera at least. Off camera, she's a Depraved Kids Show host who can't stand being around other human beings and loathes them to the point of treating them the way she was treated as a kid (which is to say treated like garbage), and that humans deserve to suffer even if they didn't do anything wrong and the kicker is...we're supposed to feel for her and relate to her. But it's hard to sympathize with and relate to her especially when she brings up how she would willingly join the side of the villain/monsters and betray the heroes for the purpose of helping said antagonist screw over humanity or enslave it in someway.

- Beloved Smother.
Ever see an overly motherly or in this case..smotherly female monster character in an RP? Chances are they're basically all a lot like this monster RP character stereotype the Beloved Smother. To some all they see is this monster that is obsessed with all things stereotypically motherly like putting people in diapers and what not but there is more to her, that side of her is one she can't control, this is a persona she originally developed as a coping mechanism to help her cope with the loss of her husband and her sibling, this coping mechanism was a motherly alter-ego persona that only wanted to keep people safe at first but the persona developed a mind of her own and started to take control, making her commit a series of supernatural acts and taking away human children and doing things to them like putting them in diapers, brainwashing them, possessing their souls and being in general overbearing and smotherly to the point that she tried to force them to be her kids. Did she do all these crimes? No, this was the 'Motherly' persona behind them all, she heard that persona speaking to her and she started to go mad, getting hallucinations of herself in the mirror manifesting as that persona and the reflection telling her to give in and embrace the madness.

That persona started to take over her, making her have that persona's personality and thoughts and controlling her, making her do all those things even though she didn't commit them. This persona of hers is a possessive, overbearing, clingy and maniacal woman, and she couldn't control herself when the persona took over. But really she wouldn't harm anyone, why..she wouldn't even hurt a fly.

- Desperate House-Monster.
What happens when you take the personality of the Loveless Loser and attribute THAT to a female monster? You get the Desperate House-Monster. She's basically the monster RP Character stereotype that needs to convert some random human guy into a monster in order to have herself a lover. She's a gorgeous monster with breasts that Pamela Anderson would be jealous of and the most smoking hot and athletic build you have ever seen but she's oh so very lonely. She needs a man, surely she can do something about that. Oh woe is her, she's a hot monster-girl who can't find a date despite the fact there are hundreds of attractive monster-men out there that would bang the heck out of her and even quite a few humans that feel the same way. She's smoking hot but she only exists for one sole purpose, to make some poor human sap her lover. She doesn't care if that human was married once or probably would rather date someone else, she'll use her succubus-like charm to hypnotize them and make them fall in love with her, before deciding the only way to make them hers forever is to rob them of their humanity and make them a fellow monster, pretty much the Shrek/Avatar thing. The whole situation would be easier if they just introduced her to dating sites.

- Stereotypical Toon-Gal.
Perhaps the silliest RP character stereotype. She comes from a series of animated shorts that come from a decade that pretty much is viewed as positively ancient by modern standards which is to say before sound and color were even invented and there's nothing much to her apart form the fact she is a goofball with a rubbery body and a zany persona and that's all that makes her memorable. She sports gloves on her hands but that's because animators at the time found it easier to draw hands that way, and even though she comes from a decade before sound, she can talk and has admitted to being a fan of a certain cup-headed character. She's as stereotypical as you can get.

- Drone Mistress.
Are you into being brainwashed or being assimilated? Was Seven of 9 from Star Trek: TNG were your childhood crush? Then you will definitely be unable to resist falling in with the drone-mistress. Once she was a scientist who studied in the field of cloning, until she discovered a group of viral Assimilator types that fancied her as a potential leader and thus she was brainwashed and assimilated into being their leader. Now as their leader she makes it her goal to add people to her ranks and to make them just like her.

- Gimme Girl.
This RP character stereotype is always seen with a new guy in every single story and it doesn't matter if that guy is a monster or is repulsive and disgusting because to her that's freaking hot. Yuri, yaoi, Owie Owie, you name it...she'll bang anything that moves and even if it's a disgusting rubbery abomination or anything like it, she'll bang the heck out of them. She is probably too stupid to know that in a normal situation the guy she is with would be a killer and would have murdering her, she just wants someone to get her proverbial rocks off on. She's basically Russell Brand with breasts.

- Human Hating Bigot.
This character hates humans even though she is humanoid herself. Even if you tried to tell her that not all humans are evil, she probably wouldn't listen and is stupid enough to put her trust in a creature from another world even if said creature could pretty much screw her and human-kind in general over. Humanity annoys her in general, and she's never ever not-angry about something they do, you could try to teach her but she says that she doesn't need no education or thought control and certainly there is no room for dark sarcasm in this classroom. To her, it's just another brick in the wall. You think that's the worst she can be? 'Wrong, do it again! Wrong, do it again! If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding! How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?'

She'll go to such lengths as wanting to join said monster or doing such things as building a wall to keep the humans she doesn't like out, and those usually are the ones she views as the ones with lots of problems (e.g criminals, rapist, drug addicts, etc) and she wants to have it so the humans are the ones that pay for the wall.

- Stuffs People In Suits Killer.
This woman is a serial killer who when she was young was obsessed with a theme park called Pan-Pan Land and in particular the mascot Perky the dancing panda, she loved Perky so much that she became an employee of the park and wanted to take on the role of Perky, she wanted to know what it was like to BE Perky so she stuffed herself into one of the costumes one night and willingly let the influence of the costume take over, this caused that particular mascot to speak to her and to convince her to do the same to others, telling her that she needs more pandas for her little family and that she is the one that can do it. Much like how Norman Bates often hears his mother speaking to him, she can hear Perky speaking to her and telling her to do these things to parkgoers, to put them in suits and brainwash them into being pandas to being part of Perky's family. Her obsession fueling her as she takes on the role for real with a dark twist.

- Melanie, the Walking Nerd
Once a cheerleader, this nerdy marsupial was taken and attacked by a horde of nerds that were basically the school variant of typical b-movie zombies and brainwashed into being one of them and all of her cheerleaderly aspects were drained from her and replaced with a mindset similar to the ones that turned her. She wants all classmates to be as nerdy as her and her friends. She's basically one pocket protector shy from being a female Jerry Lewis or even a female Urkle. Oh and she will make you just like her.

- Parent-less Offspring-Girl.
This so called poor soul has no parents...which isn't true, she just made that up about herself to make herself cooler and also because she refuses to acknowledge the fact she does have real parents. Yeah, she's that unoriginal and that depressed even though she lives a seemingly normal life with good friends who care about her. She's always looking for a new parent every single week. It doesn't matter if said parent is a monster, she'll ask them to be her parent anyway, meanwhile her actual parents are worried sick and wish she would come home. She is lost forever in a world where she is forever searching for a parent.

- Mellie.
All this clown-girl wanted was to entertain people but after the circus got taken over by a demon obsessed with finding happiness, the demon corrupted the ringmaster and the circus causing everything at that circus to become monstrous including the animals and the clowns. The ringmaster corrupted her and brainwashed her, made her into an overly peppy Monster Clown obsessed with making people into her minions, she isn't really like that...she's just been brainwashed into being that way and requires laughter to survive.

- Dumb Brute
She doesn't remember much about her previous life, all she knows is that she is a dimwitted henchwoman to a stereotypical villain and she is muscular and has bad body odor. She probably does know how to bathe but she probably prefers not to, she knows nothing but how to make others be like her and that it isn't, she's dumber than Adam Sandler's comedies and even dumber than Donkey Kong. We're sure she had a brain at some point in her life.

- Loveless Loser:
She is the most attractive woman in the scenario she appears in but has terrible luck with boys to the point that she'd even stoop to dating a villain in order to get herself a date. She'd give up her soul and her very being to join her monster husband and become his bride, you say Soul-Sucking Demon she'll say Draco In Leather Pants. She is in love with someone that she shouldn't be in love with, when he calls to her she is ready. She'll wash his feet with her hair if he needs, forgive him when his tongue lies to his brain. Even if after three times he portrays her. Is she a holy fool, or is he just so cruel? She's still in love with him, and to her...he's her Judas, baby.