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Added by Lexie on 12 May 2011 04:30
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My Favorite TV Characters

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from Gilmore Girls

"We can't be lost; we don't know where we're going."

"Voices in your head? Totally normal, right... there's only two. That speak English."

Lorelai: Do you want a soda?
Dean: No, thanks. I'm gonna go. Uh, don't tell Rory I was here, okay?
Lorelai: Hey, I'm just sitting here at the table talking to myself. . .again.
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Average listal rating (398 ratings) 7.9 IMDB Rating 0
from The Big Bang Theory

"And I'm not insane... my mother had me tested."

"I'm sorry, I don't understand what social situation this is. Could you give me some guidance in how to proceed?"

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from NCIS

"I am the Energizer bunny of forensic science: I never sleep and I never give up."

"McGee, never forget: I am one of the few people in the world who can murder you and leave no forensic evidence."

"I hope I'm not interrupting something. Or if I am, someone will tell me about it later."
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from Vampire Diaries

"There's no such thing as a bad idea. Only poorly executed awesome ones."

"Are you worried that one day, all the forest animals are gonna band together and fight back? I mean surely they talk."
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from Criminal Minds

"I find I do some of my best work under intense terror."

Spencer Reid: Are you hacking into the government HMO database? Is that legal?
Penelope Garcia: Of course not. We'll both go to prison and you'll be someones bitch.
Spencer Reid: Really?
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from True Blood

"Let's go to the ladies room and stare at ourselves in the mirror."

"I don't know what it is about me that makes people think I want to hear their problems. Maybe I smile too much. Maybe I wear too much pink. But please remember I can rip your throat out if I need to. And also know that I am not a hooker. That was a long, long time ago."
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from Criminal Minds

"Office of Unfettered Omniscience - how may I help you, O fortunate one?"

Garcia: He who seeks the "Queen of All Knowledge," speak and be recognized.
Reid: Garcia, we're sending you some cigarettes.
Garcia: Why not a flesh-eating virus? It'll be faster and far less painful.
Reid: We need some butts rushed to the lab for DNA analysis.
Garcia: Reid... I love it when you say 'butts.'
from Legend of The Seeker
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from Grey's Anatomy
from True Blood

Eric [to Pam]: You know I love you more when you're cold and heartless.

"Pam... those were great pumps."

"Sookie, Sookie. My bullshit meter is reading that as a ‘false.’"
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from NCIS

"I will kill you 18 different ways with this paperclip!"

"If you want someone dead, you knock on their door, they answer you shoot them. Easy."

Anthony DiNozzo: "Body Heat." William Hurt, Kathleen Turner. Smart-noir. I like the whole sweaty, chair-through-glass-door thing.
Ziva David: I prefer the air conditioner on, and if somebody threw a chair through my door, I would probably shoot them.
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from Castle

"Cuff me once, shame on you. Cuff me twice, shame on me." [Pulls a key from his wallet, then drops it out of reach] "Oh."

Alexis Castle: How come we never had a nanny?
Richard Castle: Well your mother and I decided if someone was going to screw you up, we wanted it to be me.
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Average listal rating (901 ratings) 7.8 IMDB Rating 0
from One Tree Hill

"I am fluent in boy and I'm pretty sure that "what's the rush?" doesn't mean "let's have a baby now."

from CSI

"Usually, when people say they're doing something for the good of others, that usually means they're doing it for themselves."
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from True Blood

"We get it. You don't like vampires. Well, I don't like narrow-minded skinny bitches with bad dye jobs."

"Lady, you have no idea how little control I have over my actions! You also do not know I have not eaten in days!"
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from Bones

"It appears I've hurt your feelings."

Bones: Director Hacker wants to have sex with me.
Booth: Whoa. He said that?
Bones: Well he said dinner but the implication was clear.
Average listal rating (441 ratings) 8.2 IMDB Rating 0
from Castle

"You do know I'm wearing a gun?"

"This isn't phone sex, Ryan. You don't just pay for the two minutes that you used."
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Average listal rating (92 ratings) 6.6 IMDB Rating 0
from Bones

"Angela, if we were a Peruvian soccer team and crashed in the Andes, who would you rather eat? Me or Zack?"

Dr. Hodgins: Someone ran me down with a car.
Dr. Brennan: We knew that already.
Dr. Hodgins: Yeah, but now we've proved it and I find I'm very annoyed.
Average listal rating (1539 ratings) 7.8 IMDB Rating 0
from Veronica Mars

"Well, actually, despite popular opinion you really can't beat the truth out of someone."

"If I ever die, do me a favor. Go on Oprah and tell the world that I loved kittens."

"I hope we're still friends after I taser you."
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