my ideal host & cast for 'the grindhouse theater'

actually a hostess who is like the demented
twin sibling of shelley duvall as the movie
projectionist who show us the movies & the
trailers that serves as teasers for
next week's episodes!

for the possible episode 'chopper chicks in h**l'
('ccih' deals when a small town's people,including
the town's mayor "presmubaly played by campbell",
are possessed by by demons,the un-possessed relay
on an all-female biker gang "called the cycle sluts",
that just came into town,to defeat the demons!)

for the possible episode 'chopper chicks in h**l'
(she'll presmubaly play the leader of the cycle
sluts named cleopatra)

for the possible episode 'chopper chicks in h**l'
(debating what englund would play!)

for the possible episode 'chopper chicks in h**l'
(presmubaly as a preist,the movie will pay homage
to dante's work as a director!)

for the possible episode 'the devil made me do it'
(dennings presmubaly will play a woman whose
husband dies,but makes a deal with the devil
to kill the 5 nicest people,if she succeds
she'll have her husband back,if she dosen't
she'll go to hell with her husband!)

for various episodes (including the title devil in
'the devil made me do it')

for the possible episode 'hatred' (a drama about
racial problems in early-1960's middle america)

for the possible episode 'heaven's devils' (as a
biker for this biker drama)

for the possible episode 'strange encounters' (a
1950's-set sci-fi/comedy hybrid about police,aliens,
a rival gang and a mentally deranged doctor chasing
after an all-female gang after they discover something
alien in the briefcase,ryder is (in my mind) the
mentally deranged doctor)

for the possible episode 'suspicions' (fischer
presmubaly will play a woman,who's only interests
is solving crossword puzzles & chewing bubble gum,
who thinks a couple may have killed several people
in her apartment complex!)

for the possible episode 'the warlock's season'
(a remake of 'halloween 3:season of the witch',
the plot focuses on a mask-making company that plans
to kill children buy putting pin-like bombs on their
masks that go off when a commerical for the company
comes on!,page will play the hero!)

for the possible episode 'the warlock's season'
(as a man who's belives that the company killed
his father!)

for the possible episode 'the warlock's season' (as
the villian)

for the possible episode 'the wild side' (an
early-80's-set drama about a punk group,root
would play a man who molests his daughter,a
member of the group!)

for various episodes

for various episodes