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Added by Khiarahana on 20 Oct 2011 03:37
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Oh how i wish you were a one hit wonder

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Average listal rating (36 ratings) 3.5 IMDB Rating 0
Stupid Bitch: Crank dat Soulja Boy...
Me: What the hell are you doing
Stupid Bitch: I m singing Soulja Boy
Me: You Dumb Ass Whore
Stupid Bitch: Figures.... Crank dat...
Average listal rating (158 ratings) 4.7 IMDB Rating 0
"Yo LIL WAYNE IS SO GOOD MAD PROPS YO!!"-seven year old prebuisant boy
"His lyrics suck, he's slow, he has no flow and I hate his voice."-me
"YO YOU JUST A HATER!! STOP HATING YOU HATING HATER!!"-SEven year old
"Great having an intelligent conversation with you, peace."-me
Average listal rating (549 ratings) 5.8 IMDB Rating 0
Girl: "OMG NICKI MINAJ
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Average listal rating (1492 ratings) 6.8 IMDB Rating 0
Mother: Hey...Hey! Since you didn't eat your broccili, I'm gonna make you listen to Rihanna's umbrella 47-times for the rest of the night!
Child: (screams at the top of his lungs) Mommie, NO! NOOOOOOOO!!!! (stomps and cries hysterically) I'm sorry! I'M SORRYYYYYYYYYYY!
Mom: (turns on Rihanna's "Umbrella" and put child in time-out) If you leave this seat, I will spank you!
Child: Give me the spanking! GIVE ME THAT SPANKING! (The child takes Rihanna's CD out and breaks it into pieces, He pulls down his pants and happily takes the spanking instead)
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Average listal rating (1301 ratings) 5.4 IMDB Rating 0
Girl: I love Miley Cyrus, I want to be just like her!
Mother: Sweetie, why would you do that to me? Can't you just be a stripper instead??
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Average listal rating (441 ratings) 5.2 IMDB Rating 0
9 yr old: lets go get wasted!
Me: do you even know what that is?
9 yr old: no but Ke$ha said its cool so i wanna get wasted!
Average listal rating (1730 ratings) 7.3 IMDB Rating 0
Katy Perry: I KISSED A GIRLLL, AND I LIKED IT! I HOPE MY BOYFRIEND DON'T MIND IT!
Girl: Well, I slept with your boyfriend, and I LOVED it! I hope YOU don't mind you stupid slut.
Average listal rating (850 ratings) 5.7 IMDB Rating 0
Mariah Carey fan: "Like you are sooo jealous of her because she is pretty and can sing."

Me: "Jealous my fucking ass. I don't want little ghettofied people worshiping me everywhere I go."
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Average listal rating (1677 ratings) 7.5 IMDB Rating 0
Guy 1: That Taylor Swift's hot isn't she?
Guy 2: Nah not really. To me she looks like a chipmunk, beaver, deer, ferret looking thing.
Guy 1: Haha, to each his own bro.
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Bob---"OMG IS THAT THE SOUND OF A CAT DYING?"

Robert----"No, its just Justin Bieber, No worries"
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WARNING: May cause motion sickness
CAUTION: If in range, may try to come on to you
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Average listal rating (199 ratings) 5.8 IMDB Rating 0
Akon:CAANT SEEM TOA GET AWAUU FROM MISEREEE!
Me:Shutup punk, your not even a real convict.

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