Oh how i wish you were a one hit wonder

Stupid Bitch: Crank dat Soulja Boy...
Me: What the hell are you doing
Stupid Bitch: I m singing Soulja Boy
Me: You Dumb Ass Whore
Stupid Bitch: Figures.... Crank dat...

"Yo LIL WAYNE IS SO GOOD MAD PROPS YO!!"-seven year old prebuisant boy
"His lyrics suck, he's slow, he has no flow and I hate his voice."-me
"YO YOU JUST A HATER!! STOP HATING YOU HATING HATER!!"-SEven year old
"Great having an intelligent conversation with you, peace."-me

Girl: "OMG NICKI MINAJ

Mother: Hey...Hey! Since you didn't eat your broccili, I'm gonna make you listen to Rihanna's umbrella 47-times for the rest of the night!
Child: (screams at the top of his lungs) Mommie, NO! NOOOOOOOO!!!! (stomps and cries hysterically) I'm sorry! I'M SORRYYYYYYYYYYY!
Mom: (turns on Rihanna's "Umbrella" and put child in time-out) If you leave this seat, I will spank you!
Child: Give me the spanking! GIVE ME THAT SPANKING! (The child takes Rihanna's CD out and breaks it into pieces, He pulls down his pants and happily takes the spanking instead)

Girl: I love Miley Cyrus, I want to be just like her!
Mother: Sweetie, why would you do that to me? Can't you just be a stripper instead??

9 yr old: lets go get wasted!
Me: do you even know what that is?
9 yr old: no but Ke$ha said its cool so i wanna get wasted!

Katy Perry: I KISSED A GIRLLL, AND I LIKED IT! I HOPE MY BOYFRIEND DON'T MIND IT!
Girl: Well, I slept with your boyfriend, and I LOVED it! I hope YOU don't mind you stupid slut.

Mariah Carey fan: "Like you are sooo jealous of her because she is pretty and can sing."

Me: "Jealous my fucking ass. I don't want little ghettofied people worshiping me everywhere I go."

Guy 1: That Taylor Swift's hot isn't she?
Guy 2: Nah not really. To me she looks like a chipmunk, beaver, deer, ferret looking thing.
Guy 1: Haha, to each his own bro.

Bob---"OMG IS THAT THE SOUND OF A CAT DYING?"

Robert----"No, its just Justin Bieber, No worries"

WARNING: May cause motion sickness
CAUTION: If in range, may try to come on to you

Akon:CAANT SEEM TOA GET AWAUU FROM MISEREEE!
Me:Shutup punk, your not even a real convict.