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Friends (1994)
Broadcaster: NBC
Genre: Sitcom
Written by: David Crane, Marta Kauffman, Ted Cohen,
Andrew Reich, Scott Silveri, Shana Goldberg-Meehan,
Greg Malins, Sherry Bilsing, Ellen Kreamer, Adam Chase,
Brian Buckner, Sebastian Jones, Seth Kurland,
Alexa Junge, Michael Curtis, Wil Calhoun,
Mark J. Kunerth, Ira Ungerleider, Doty Abrams,
Dana Klein, Jeff Astrof, Mike Sikowitz, Michael Borkow,
Robert Carlock, Gigi McCreery, Perry M. Rein,
Brian Boyle, and others.
Stars: Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox
Episodes: 236
Episode Average: 7.779
BEST EPISODES:
The One Where the Stripper Cries (2004),
The One Where Rachel Has a Baby: Part Two (2002)
241
8.5
0
SEASON ONE
(1994-1995)24 episodes
Season Score: 190
Episode Average: 7.92
Perfect 10's: 4
S1E1 THE PILOT
Originally broadcast: 22 September 1994
Directed by: James Burrows
Written by: David Crane, Marta Kauffman
Ross's wife leaves him for another woman, Joey offers advice to Monica's not-a-real-date, and Rachel needs somewhere to live after dumping her fiancรฉ at the altar.
"Raindrops on roses,
And whiskers on kittens,
Doorbells and sleigh bells,
And something with mittens,
La la la something,
And noodles with string,
These are a..."
HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 3
TOTAL: 7
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S1E2 THE ONE WITH...
Originally broadcast: 29 September 1994
THE SONOGRAM AT THE END
Directed by: James Burrows
Written by: David Crane, Marta Kauffman
Monica gets in a flap about a visit from her parents, Ross discovers that three's a crowd when it comes to pregnancy, and Rachel's shocked to learn that her ex-fiancรฉ went on their honeymoon without her.
"Boy, I know they sat that you can't change your parents. Boy, if you could, I'd want yours."
HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 4
TOTAL: 8
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S1E3 THE ONE WITH...
Originally broadcast: 6 October 1994
THE THUMB
Directed by: James Burrows
Written by: Jeff Astrof, Mike Sikowitz
Chandler starts smoking again after giving acting tips to Joey, Monica's new boyfriend proves popular with her friends, and Phoebe can't help coming into money that she hasn't earned.
"I've had it with you guys and your cancer... and your emphysema and your heart disease. The bottom line is smoking is cool, and you know it."
HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 4
TOTAL: 8
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S1E4 THE ONE WITH...
Originally broadcast: 13 October 1994
GEORGE STEPHANOPOULOS
Directed by: James Burrows
Written by: Alexa Junge
Ross suddenly realises the significance of the date, Chandler and Joey get tickets for a hockey game, and Rachel isn't too happy about deductions from her first pay check.
"Listen, it's kind of an emergency. Well, I guess you'd know that, or we'd be in the predicament room."
HOLY GODIVA 5 - ONION JACK 4
TOTAL: 9
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S1E5 THE ONE WITH...
Originally broadcast: 20 October 1994
THE EAST GERMAN LAUNDRY DETERGENT
Directed by: Pamela Fryman
Written by: Jeff Greenstein, Jeff Strauss
Chandler struggles to find a way to break up with his girlfriend, Joey tries to set Monica up with ex's new boyfriend, and Ross gets all masterful during an unusual date with Rachel.
"Yes. I do have a laundry room in my building. Um, but there's a rat problem. Apparently, they're attracted to the dryer sheets. You know, they're going in fine, but they're coming out all... fluffy."
HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 5
TOTAL: 9
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S1E6 THE ONE WITH...
Originally broadcast: 27 October 1994
THE BUTT
Directed by: Arlene Sanford
Written by: Adam Chase, Ira Ungerleider
Chandler realises that aiming outside of his league comes at a price, Monica isn't comfortable with what Rachel does to the apartment, and Joey gets a chance to appear in an Al Pacino movie.
"Oh, no, it's terrific. You know, you deserve this. After all your years of struggling, you've finally been able to crack your way into show business."
HOLY GODIVA 3 - ONION JACK 3
TOTAL: 6
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S1E7 THE ONE WITH...
Originally broadcast: 3 November 1994
THE BLACKOUT
Directed by: James Burrows
Written by: Jeff Astrof, Mike Sikowitz
Chandler gets trapped in an ATM vestibule with a Victoria's Secret model, Joey warns of falling too deeply into the friend zone, and not everyone is impressed with Rachel's new cat-loving friend.
"Pants and a sweater. Why, Mom? Who am I gonna meet in a blackout? Power-company guys? Eligible looters?"
HOLY GODIVA 3 - ONION JACK 4
TOTAL: 7
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S1E8 THE ONE WHERE...
Originally broadcast: 10 November 1994
NANA DIES TWICE
Directed by: James Burrows
Written by: David Crane, Marta Kauffman
Chandler's shocked to learn that people see a certain quality in him, Ross experiences his worst nightmare while walking through a graveyard, and Joey finds something more entertaining to do at a funeral.
"Excuse me. You don't think I could get a Brian? Because I could get a Brian. Believe you me. I'm really not."
HOLY GODIVA 3 - ONION JACK 3
TOTAL: 6
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S1E9 THE ONE WHERE...
Originally broadcast: 17 November 1994
UNDERDOG GET AWAY
Directed by: James Burrows
Written by: Jeff Greenstein, Jeff Strauss
Rachel tries to raise money so she can visit her family, Joey discovers that having your face everywhere doesn't always make you popular, and Monica struggles to cater for everybody's Thanksgiving requirements.
"Hey, hey, you're my baby,
And I can't wait to meet you,
When you come out I'll buy you a bagel,
And then we'll go to the zoo,
Hey, hey, I'm your daddy,
I'm the one without any breasts."
HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 5
TOTAL: 9
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S1E10 THE ONE WITH...
Originally broadcast: 15 December 1994
THE MONKEY
Directed by: Peter Bonerz
Written by: Adam Chase, Ira Ungerleider
A plan for New Year's Eve looks threatened when nearly everybody hooks up, Ross tells the others about problems in his new relationship, and Rachel gets attacked by a random stranger at the airport.
"Hey, that monkey's got a Ross on his ass!"
HOLY GODIVA 5 - ONION JACK 5
TOTAL: 10
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S1E11 THE ONE WITH...
Originally broadcast: 5 January 1995
MRS. BING
Directed by: James Burrows
Written by: Alexa Junge
Monica and Phoebe compete for a man in a coma after being the cause of his accident, Joey catches Ross kissing Chandler's mom, and Rachel's encouraged to have a go at writing a romantic novel.
"I believe I was talking to Joey. All right, there, mother-kisser?"
HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 3
TOTAL: 7
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S1E12 THE ONE WITH...
Originally broadcast: 12 January 1995
THE DOZEN LASAGNAS
Directed by: Paul Lazarus
Written by: Jeff Astrof, Mike Sikowitz, Adam Chase, Ira Ungerleider
Chandler and Joey need to make a decision about buying a new table, Ross doesn't want to know whether his baby is going to be a boy or a girl, and Phoebe has to find a way to break bad news to Rachel.
"No, no, she kicked our butts. You could be on the Olympic 'Standing There' Team."
HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 4
TOTAL: 8
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S1E13 THE ONE WITH...
Originally broadcast: 19 January 1995
THE BOOBIES
Directed by: Alan Myerson
Written by: Alexa Junge
Chandler accidentally sees a little too much of Rachel, Joey's horrified to discover that his dad's having an affair with a pet mortician, and Phoebe's boyfriend can't help but analyse everyone.
"If I turned into my parents, I'll either be an alcoholic blonde... chasing after 20-year-old boys... or I'll end up like my mom!"
HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 4
TOTAL: 8
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S1E14 THE ONE WITH...
Originally broadcast: 9 February 1995
THE CANDY HEARTS
Directed by: James Burrows
Written by: Bill Lawrence
Chandler has the shock of his life when he goes on a Valentine's day double date, Ross's first date since Carol gets a little complicated, and the girls decide to cleanse themselves of their old boyfriends.
"Calm down, calm down. You set me up with a woman I've dumped twice in the last five months!"
HOLY GODIVA 5 - ONION JACK 5
TOTAL: 10
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S1E15 THE ONE WITH...
Originally broadcast: 16 February 1995
THE STONED GUY
Directed by: Alan Myserson
Written by: Jeff Greenstein, Jeff Strauss
Chandler quits his job after being offered a promotion, Ross can't bring himself to talk dirty to his girlfriend, and Rachel can't believe it when Monica offers a waitressing job to someone else.
"Well, if you can't talk dirty to me, how are you gonna talk dirty to her? Now tell me you want to caress my butt!"
HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 4
TOTAL: 8
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S1E16 THE ONE WITH...
Originally broadcast: 23 February 1995
TWO PARTS: PART 1
Directed by: Michael Lembeck
Written by: David Crane, Marta Kauffman
Ross demonstrates his complete lack of control over his monkey, Chandler manages to turn a firing into something altogether different, and Phoebe reluctantly gives Joey permission to date her twin sister.
"Oh. Well, that shouldn't be so hard, now that you're dating. 'Sweetheart. you're fired. But how about a quickie before I go to work?'"
HOLY GODIVA 3 - ONION JACK 3
TOTAL: 6
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S1E17 THE ONE WITH...
Originally broadcast: 23 February 1995
TWO PARTS: PART 2
Directed by: Michael Lembeck
Written by: David Crane, Marta Kauffman
Rachel and Monica come up with a plan to avoid expensive hospital fees, Ross struggles to come to terms with the idea of being a dad, and Joey has a big decision to make on Phoebe's birthday,
"Lady, he is people. He has a name, okay? He watches Jeopardy! He touches himself when nobody's watching."
HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 4
TOTAL: 8
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S1E18 THE ONE WITH...
Originally broadcast: 2 March 1995
ALL THE POKER
Directed by: James Burrows
Written by: Jeff Astrof, Mike Sikowitz
Marcel insists on playing the same song over and over again, Rachel manages to get an interview for her perfect job, and Monica gets help from her Aunt in an effort to beat the boys at poker.
"Woah, woah, woah, Monica. What are you doing? This is poker game. You can't serve food with more than one syllable. It's got to be like chips or dip or pretz..."
HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 5
TOTAL: 9
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S1E19 THE ONE WHERE...
Originally broadcast: 9 March 1995
THE MONKEY GETS AWAY
Directed by: Peter Bonerz
Written by: Jeff Astrof, Mike Sikowitz
Rachel loses Marcel when looking after him for the day, an Animal Control employee with a grudge lays down the law about exotic pets, and Phoebe puts herself in the line of fire.
"Oh, this is intense! One side of my butt is totally asleep and the other side has no idea."
HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 3
TOTAL: 7
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S1E20 THE ONE WITH...
Originally broadcast: 6 April 1995
THE EVIL ORTHODONTIST
Directed by: Peter Bonerz
Written by: Doty Abrams
Monica spots someone spying on the apartment with a telescope, Rachel starts seeing Barry again despite him being engaged to another woman, and Chandler waits anxiously for a call from a woman he likes.
"What are you talking about? Mindy, the guy is the devil. He's Satan in a smock."
HOLY GODIVA 3 - ONION JACK 3
TOTAL: 6
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S1E21 THE ONE WITH...
Originally broadcast: 27 April 1995
THE FAKE MONICA
Directed by: Gail Mancuso
Written by: Adam Chase, Ira Ungerleider
Chandler helps Joey to come up with a new stage name, Monica tracks down and befriends the woman who has stolen her credit card, and Ross learns that he will have to give up Marcel before he turns aggressive,
"Bye Bye Birdie... starring Joseph Stalin. Joseph Stalin is the Fiddler of the Roof."
HOLY GODIVA 3 - ONION JACK 4
TOTAL: 7
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S1E22 THE ONE WITH...
Originally broadcast: 4 May 1995
THE ICK FACTOR
Directed by: Robbie Benson
Written by: Alexa Junge
Ross is jealous when he learns about the nature of Rachel's dreams, Monica's horrified to learn the real age of her latest boyfriend, and a stint as secretary shows Phoebe just how unpopular Chandler is at work.
"Yeah, you want 55-JUMBO. That's right. That's right. JUMBO with U, sir. No, believe me, you don't want me. Judging by his number, I'd be a huge disappointment."
HOLY GODIVA 3 - ONION JACK 4
TOTAL: 7
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S1E23 THE ONE WITH...
Originally broadcast: 11 May 1995
THE BIRTH
Directed by: James Burrows
Written by: David Crane, Marta Kauffman,
Jeff Greenstein, Jeff Strauss
Everyone rushes to the hospital when Carol goes into labour, Joey makes friends with a pregnant woman after arguing about basketball, and Ross and Susan get stuck in a janitor's closet with Phoebe.
"What are you gonna do, suck the door open?"
HOLY GODIVA 5 - ONION JACK 5
TOTAL: 10
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S1E24 THE ONE WHERE...
Originally broadcast: 18 May 1995
RACHEL FINDS OUT
Directed by: Kevin S. Bright
Written by: Chris Brown
Joey has to try new things while taking part in a fertility study, Ross buys Rachel a special birthday gift before heading to China on business, and a big decision has to be made after a slip of the tongue from Chandler.
"Wow. Ooh, you're gonna be making money hand over fist."
HOLY GODIVA 5 - ONION JACK 5
TOTAL: 10
222
8.6
0
SEASON TWO
(1995-1996)24 episodes
Season Score: 198
Episode Average: 8.25
Perfect 10's: 3
S2E1 THE ONE WITH...
Originally broadcast: 21 September 1995
ROSS'S NEW GIRLFRIEND
Directed by: Michael Lembeck
Written by: Jeff Astrof, Mike Sikowitz
Things don't quite go to plan when Phoebe reluctantly agrees to cut Monica's hair, Rachel deals with the Ross situation by sleeping with Paolo, and Chandler has a bad experience with Joey's tailor.
"Oh, come on. He said he was gonna do my inseam. Then he ran his hand up my leg ans there was definite... cupping."
HOLY GODIVA 5 - ONION JACK 4
TOTAL: 9
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S2E2 THE ONE WITH...
Originally broadcast: 28 September 1995
THE BREAST MILK
Directed by: Michael Lembeck
Written by: Adam Chase, Ira Ungerleider
Joey finds that he has competition at work in the shape of a fragrant cowboy, Rachel's horrified when she learns that Monica's been spending time with Julie, and Ross can't bring himself to taste Carol's breast milk.
"Oh, come on. You're going to Bloomingdale's with Julie. It's like cheating on Rachel in her house of worship."
HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 5
TOTAL: 9
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S2E3 THE ONE WHERE...
Originally broadcast: 5 October 1995
HECKLES DIES
Directed by: Kevin S. Bright
Written by: Michael Curtis, Greg Malins
Ross is horrified to learn that Phoebe doesn't believe in evolution, Mr. Heckles dies and leaves his stuff to the two noisy girls upstairs, and Chandler finds cause to think that he might end up dying alone.
"No. No, Pheebs, we can't, ok. Because it's like math. One plus one equals two. I can't stand by and let you think that one plus one might equal three... or four or yellow."
HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 4
TOTAL: 8
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S2E4 THE ONE WITH...
Originally broadcast: 12 October 1995
PHOEBE'S HUSBAND
Directed by: Gail Mancuso
Written by: Alexa Junge
There's shock at news that Phoebe has a gay Canadian husband, the sharing of further secrets causes much amusement, and Rachel offers Ross a tip when he tells her that he and Julie haven't had sex.
"Why, yes, Ross. Pressing my third nipple opens the delivery entrance to the magical land of Narnia."
HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 4
TOTAL: 8
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S2E5 THE ONE WITH...
Originally broadcast: 19 October 1995
FIVE STEAKS AND AN EGGPLANT
Directed by: Ellen Gittelsohn
Written by: Chris Brown
Chandler takes a call from a naked girl who thinks she's talking to Bob, going out to fancy places causes problems for those who don't earn as much, and a gift of concert tickets is seen as nothing more than charity.
"I can't believe it! I can't believe this! Oh, we're just sitting at home, trying to guess Joey's fingers... and... and you guys are out, like, partying and having all the fun and all: 'Hey, Blowfish, suck on my neck!' Ugh."
HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 4
TOTAL: 8
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S2E6 THE ONE WITH...
Originally broadcast: 2 November 1995
THE BABY ON THE BUS
Directed by: Gail Mancuso
Written by: Betsy Borns
Ross goes to the hospital after an allergic reaction to kiwi, a professional musician is brought in to replace Phoebe at Central Perk, and Chandler and Joey leave Ben on a bus while trying to impress two women.
"You know, I once dated a Miss Cranky Pants. Lovely girl. Kind of moody."
HOLY GODIVA 5 - ONION JACK 4
TOTAL: 9
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S2E7 THE ONE WHERE...
Originally broadcast: 9 November 1995
ROSS FINDS OUT
Directed by: Peter Bonerz
Written by: Michael Borkow
Monica tries to help Chandler get into shape, a date doesn't go well for Rachel when she talks endlessly about another man, and Ross gets a shock when he listens to an answer machine message.
"You're over me? When... When were you... under me?"
HOLY GODIVA 5 - ONION JACK 4
TOTAL: 9
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S2E8 THE ONE WITH...
Originally broadcast: 16 November 1995
THE LIST
Directed by: Mary Kay Place
Written by: Marta Kauffman, David Crane
Phoebe sings a song about a love triangle, Monica gets a job devising recipes for a product yet to get FDA approval, and Chandler suggests that Ross make a list of pros and cons for Rachel and Julie.
"Ross, listen. I got two word for you: Threesome."
HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 4
TOTAL: 8
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S2E9 THE ONE WITH...
Originally broadcast: 14 December 1995
PHOEBE'S DAD
Directed by: Kevin S. Bright
Written by: Jeff Astrof, Mike Sikowitz
Monica tries to save money by giving out baked products as festive tips, Phoebe learns that her mother lied to her about her dad, and a party gets a little heated when Ross breaks the radiator.
"Ho-ho-ho-holy crap, is it hot in here!"
HOLY GODIVA 3 - ONION JACK 3
TOTAL: 6
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S2E10 THE ONE WITH...
Originally broadcast: 4 January 1996
RUSS
Directed by: Thomas Schlamme
Written by: Ira Ungerleider
The new man in Rachel's life has more than a passing resemblance to Ross, Joey discovers that he needs to sleep with the casting lady to get a role on television, and Monica manages to take the fun out of Fun Bobby.
"Whoa, whoa. So I'm guessing you didn't get the part, or Italy called and said it was hungry."
HOLY GODIVA 3 - ONION JACK 3
TOTAL: 6
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S2E11 THE ONE WITH...
Originally broadcast: 18 January 1996
THE LESBIAN WEDDING
Directed by: Thomas Schlamme
Written by: Doty Abrams
Monica steps in to do the catering for Carol and Susan's wedding, an octogenarian's spirit lives on in Phoebe after dying on the massage table, and Rachel discovers that she is to blame for her parents splitting up.
"Smell-the-fart acting. It's like... you got so many lines to learn so fast that sometimes you need a minute to remember your next one. So while you're thinking of it, you take this big pause where you look all intense."
HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 4
TOTAL: 8
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S2E12 THE ONE AFTER...
Originally broadcast: 28 January 1996
THE SUPERBOWL: PART 1
Directed by: Michael Lembeck
Written by: Jeff Astrof, Mike Sikowitz, Michael Borkow
Phoebe's asked to sing songs to the kids at the local library, Joey meets a pretty stalker who struggles to separate fiction from reality, and Ross is shocked to learn that the zoo lied to him about Marcel.
"Oh, the cow in the meadow goes 'moo',
Oh, the cow in the meadow goes 'moo',
Then the farmer hit him on the head
And grinds him up,
And that's how we get hamburgers."
HOLY GODIVA 5 - ONION JACK 5
TOTAL: 10
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S2E13 THE ONE AFTER...
Originally broadcast: 28 January 1996
THE SUPERBOWL: PART 2
Directed by: Michael Lembeck
Written by: Jeff Astrof, Mike Sikowitz, Michael Borkow
Ross struggles to get Marcel's attention on the set of a film, Chandler meets up with an old classmate he once humiliated, and Monica's far from happy when Rachel gets a date with Jean-Claude Van Damme.
"Give me back my sweater or it's handbag marinara."
HOLY GODIVA 5 - ONION JACK 5
TOTAL: 10
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S2E14 THE ONE WITH...
Originally broadcast: 1 February 1996
THE PROM VIDEO
Directed by: James Burrows
Written by: Alexa Junge
A gift from Joey leaves Chandler far from impressed, Monica walks out of a very strange job interview, and an embarrassing old video shows Rachel the truth about Ross's feeling for her.
"Oh, this is excellent! You know, he could have gotten me a VCR. He could have gotten me a set of golf clubs. But no! He got me the 'woman repeller'! The eyesore from the Liberace House of Crap!"
HOLY GODIVA 5 - ONION JACK 5
TOTAL: 10
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S2E15 THE ONE WHERE...
Originally broadcast: 8 February 1996
ROSS AND RACHEL... YOU KNOW
Directed by: Michael Lembeck
Written by: Michael Curtis, Greg Malins
Joey and Chandler get a little too comfortable in their apartment, Phoebe accuses Monica of being smitten while doing the catering for a party, and Ross and Rachel share an unusual first date at the museum.
"It would really help when we're kissing if you didn't shout out my sister's name."
HOLY GODIVA 5 - ONION JACK 4
TOTAL: 9
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S2E16 THE ONE WHERE...
Originally broadcast: 15 February 1996
JOEY MOVES OUT
Directed by: Michael Lembeck
Written by: Betsy Borns
Chandler's upset when Joey admits to thinking about moving out, Monica hears the unthinkable while hiding from her parents, and Phoebe chickens out of her side of the bargain when Rachel gets a tattoo.
"What are you getting so bent out of shape for, huh? It's not like we agreed to live together forever. We're not Bert and Ernie."
HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 4
TOTAL: 8
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S2E17 THE ONE WHERE...
Originally broadcast: 22 February 1996
EDDIE MOVES IN
Directed by: Michael Lembeck
Written by: Adam Chase
Monica snaps and tells Ross that she hated him when they were kids, Joey feels betrayed when he finds another man in his old apartment, and there's something strange about Phoebe's video for Smelly Cat.
"I'm sorry. My pie was in your hood. Now, I just have to get the coffee out of that guys pants and I'll be back on the hospital by 7."
HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 5
TOTAL: 9
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S2E18 THE ONE WHERE...
Originally broadcast: 21 March 1996
DR. RAMORAY DIES
Directed by: Michael Lembeck
Written by: Michael Borkow, Alexa Junge
Joey's devastated when he learns that his character is to be killed off, Richard tells Monica that she's only his second lover, and Eddie accuses Chandler of having sex with his ex-girlfriend and killing his fish.
"Because sometimes after you sleep with someone you have to kill a fish."
HOLY GODIVA 3 - ONION JACK 3
TOTAL: 6
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S2E19 THE ONE WHERE...
Originally broadcast: 28 March 1996
EDDIE WON'T GO
Directed by: Michael Lembeck
Written by: Michael Curtis, Greg Malins
Chandler tells Eddie to leave after discovering one quirky habit too many, the girls discuss a book about female wind, and Joey's not ready to take Ross's advice when he gets a massive Visa bill,
"Yes, my wind. How do you expect me to grow if you won't even let me blow?"
HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 4
TOTAL: 8
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S2E20 THE ONE WHERE...
Originally broadcast: 4 April 1996
OLD YELLER DIES
Directed by: Michael Lembeck
Written by: Adam Chase, Michael Curtis, Greg Malins
Phoebe discovers that her mum used to cut sad films short, Ross raises concern about missing all the things his son is doing for the first time, and Richard starts spending more time with Joey and Chandler.
"Okay, what kind of a sick doggy snuff film is that?"
HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 4
TOTAL: 8
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S2E21 THE ONE WITH...
Originally broadcast: 25 April 1996
THE BULLIES
Directed by: Michael Lembeck
Written by: Sebastian Jones, Brian Buckner
Ross and Chandler encounter two bullies in the coffee shop, Monica tries to make money on the stock market to avoid taking an embarrassing job, and Phoebe tries to finally build up the courage to meet her dad.
"Why don't you reach out and take his trampoline?"
HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 4
TOTAL: 8
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S2E22 THE ONE WITH...
Originally broadcast: 2 May 1996
THE TWO PARTIES
Directed by: Michael Lembeck
Written by: Alexa Junge
Monica takes charge of organising Rachel's surprise birthday party, Joey and Chandler have to host half of the guests to keep bickering parents apart, and more and more guests try to cross the hall in search of fun.
"Joey, they're not real! I start miles beneath the surface of these things. They're fake. See? Honk, honk!"
HOLY GODIVA 3 - ONION JACK 4
TOTAL: 7
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S2E23 THE ONE WITH...
Originally broadcast: 9 May 1996
THE CHICKEN POX
Directed by: Michael Lembeck
Written by: Brown Mandell
Phoebe catches chicken pox just in time to meet up with an old flame, Monica amuses Richard with her quirky habits, and Joey employs his acting skills when Chandler gets him a job as a processor.
"That'll teach you to lick my muffin."
HOLY GODIVA 5 - ONION JACK 4
TOTAL: 9
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
S2E24 THE ONE WITH...
Originally broadcast: 16 May 1996
BARRY AND MINDY'S WEDDING
Directed by: Michael Lembeck
Written by: Brown Mandell, Ira Ungerleider
Chandler talks to a woman on the internet who turns out to be married, Rachel has to wear something shocking for her role as maid of honor, and Monica and Richard have different ideas of their future together.
"What if the husband person is the wrong guy and you are the right guy? You don't chances like this all the time. If you don't meet her now, you're going to be kicking yourself when you're 80... which is hard to do and that's how you break a hip."
HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 4
TOTAL: 8
2
8
0
SEASON THREE
(1996-1997)25 episodes
Season Score: 201
Episode Average: 8.04
Perfect 10's: 4
S3E1 THE ONE WITH...
Originally broadcast: 16 September 1996
THE PRINCESS LEIA FANTASY
Directed by: Gail Mancuso
Written by: Michael Curtis, Greg Malins
Monica struggles to adapt to life without Richard, Joey can't accept the idea that Chandler isn't going to dump Janice as he usually does, and Rachel manages to get Ross to talk about his fantasies.
"Oh, yeah! I always picture your mom when I'm having sex."
HOLY GODIVA 3 - ONION JACK 4
TOTAL: 7
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S3E2 THE ONE WHERE...
Originally broadcast: 26 September 1996
NO ONE'S READY
Directed by: Gail Mancuso
Written by: Ira Ungerleider
Ross desperately tries to get everyone ready for his benefit speech, Joey and Chandler do battle after a disagreement about a chair, and Monica makes a mess when she dials into Richard's answering machine.
"Look at me! I'm Chandler. Could I be wearing any more clothes? Maybe if I wasn't going commando..."
HOLY GODIVA 5 - ONION JACK 5
TOTAL: 10
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S3E3 THE ONE WITH...
Originally broadcast: 3 October 1996
THE JAM
Directed by: Kevin S. Bright
Written by: Wil Calhoun
Phoebe hits it off with her sister's stalker after he follows the wrong twin, Chandler asks Ross and Rachel for relationship advice, and Monica finds Joey's name on a list of possible sperm donors.
"You see, Joe, that's why your parents told you not to jump on the bed!"
HOLY GODIVA 3 - ONION JACK 4
TOTAL: 7
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S3E4 THE ONE WITH...
Originally broadcast: 10 October 1996
THE METAPHORICAL TUNNEL
Directed by: Steve Zuckerman
Written by: Alexa Junge
Phoebe arranges an audition for Joey after forgetting to pass him a message, Ross wants to know why his son is playing with a Barbie doll, and Chandler tries to deal with his commitment issues.
"Yeah, Joe, I assure you if I'm staring down the barrel of a gun, I'm gonna be pretty much peeing every which way."
HOLY GODIVA 3 - ONION JACK 3
TOTAL: 6
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S3E5 THE ONE WITH...
Originally broadcast: 17 October 1996
FRANK JR.
Directed by: Steve Zuckerman
Written by: Scott Silveri, Shana Goldberg-Meehan
Ross takes things a little too seriously when compiling a list of celebrity freebies, Joey starts work on an entertainment unit for the apartment, and Phoebe's half-brother gets into trouble when she takes him to work.
"Ah, the heart of every healthy relationship: Honesty, respect and sex with celebrities."
HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 4
TOTAL: 8
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S3E6 THE ONE WITH...
Originally broadcast: 31 October 1996
THE FLASHBACK
Directed by: Peter Bonerz
Written by: Marta Kauffman, David Crane
A question from Janice takes things back to three years previous, Monica's the last to know when Phoebe moves out of the apartment, and Chandler's hunt for a new roommate hits an unexpected snag.
"Well, let's see. There was the guy with the ferrets. That's plural. The spitter. Oh. Oh, and, yes, the guy who enjoyed my name so much he felt the need to make a little noise every time he said it. 'Nice to meet you, Chandler Bing. Bing!' 'Great apartment, Chandler Bing, Bing!'"
HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 4
TOTAL: 8
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S3E7 THE ONE WITH...
Originally broadcast: 7 November 1996
THE RACE CAR BED
Directed by: Gail Mancuso
Written by: Seth Kurland
Monica risks offending Chandler by buying a bed from Janice's ex, Ross has a disagreement with Rachel's dad about the size of a tip, and Joey goes after the same role as one the kids he's teaching at college.
"Look, sweetie, I could be the bigger man. I could be the biggest man. I could be a big, huge, giant man, and it still wouldn't make any difference. Except that I could pick your father up and say 'Like me! Like me, tiny doctor!"
HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 4
TOTAL: 8
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S3E8 THE ONE WITH...
Originally broadcast: 14 November 1996
THE GIANT POKING DEVICE
Directed by: Gail Mancuso
Written by: Adam Chase
Chandler's devastated when he learns about what Janice has been up to, Monica opts not to tell Ross when she accidentally bumps Ben's head, and Joey convinces the others that Ugly Naked Guy is dead.
"That's a good idea. 'Dear Janice: Have a Hubba-Bubba birthday'."
HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 4
TOTAL: 8
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S3E9 THE ONE WITH...
Originally broadcast: 21 November 1996
THE FOOTBALL
Directed by: Kevin S. Bright
Written by: Ira Ungerleider
Ross and Monica explain why they're not allowed to join in with a football game on Thanksgiving, Joey and Chandler do battle over a Dutch girl in the park, and the Geller rivalry turns fun into carnage.
"Nice try. See, The Netherlands is this make-believe place where Peter Pan and Tinker Bell come from."
HOLY GODIVA 5 - ONION JACK 5
TOTAL: 10
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S3E10 THE ONE WHERE...
Originally broadcast: 12 December 1996
RACHEL QUITS
Directed by: Terry Hughes
Written by: Michael Curtis, Greg Malins
Ross becomes a cookie seller after accidentally breaking a little girl's leg, Phoebe decides that she's against the needless killing of trees at Christmas, and Rachel hands in her notice when she's forced to retrain.
"I's like Night of the Living Dead Christmas Trees."
HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 4
TOTAL: 8
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
S3E11 THE ONE WHERE...
Originally broadcast: 9 January 1997
CHANDLER CAN'T REMEMBER WHICH SISTER
Directed by: Terry Hughes
Written by: Alexa Junge
Monica's in no mood to listen to complaints Rachel's new job, Ross doubts the motives of a man who helps arrange an interview, and Chandler can't remember which of Joey's sisters he made out with.
"You see what men do? Don't tell me men are nice. This is men!"
HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 4
TOTAL: 8
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S3E12 THE ONE WITH...
Originally broadcast: 16 January 1997
ALL THE JEALOUSY
Directed by: Robby Benson
Written by: Doty Abrams
Ross struggles to hide his jealousy on Rachel's first day in her new job, one of Monica's co-workers tries to woo her with poetry, and Joey finds himself in a tricky spot after lying about his dancing ability.
"Oh, please, Ross! It was so obvious. It's like you were marking your territory. I mean, you might as well have just come in and peed all around my desk!"
HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 4
TOTAL: 8
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S3E13 THE ONE WHERE...
Originally broadcast: 30 January 1997
MONICA AND RICHARD ARE JUST FRIENDS
Directed by: Robby Benson
Written by: Michael Borkow
Monica and Richard make a deal after bumping into each other in the video store, Joey and Rachel read each other's favourite books to see which is better, and Phoebe's new boyfriend lets it all hang out.
"Hey, buddy? This is a family place. Put the mouse back in the house."
HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 4
TOTAL: 8
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S3E14 THE ONE WITH...
Originally broadcast: 6 February 1997
PHOEBE'S EX-PARTNER
Directed by: Robby Benson
Written by: Wil Calhoun
Phoebe's not keen to work again with a singing partner who abandoned her, Joey hides from an ex because of an incident with an artificial leg, and Ross falls asleep during a fashion seminar he attends with Rachel.
"Well, that's the best kiss I've had with anybody I met in a men's room."
HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 3
TOTAL: 7
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S3E15 THE ONE WHERE...
Originally broadcast: 13 February 1997
ROSS AND RACHEL TAKE A BREAK
Directed by: James Burrows
Written by: Michael Borkow
Joey and Chandler work out ground rules for a threesome, Rachel decides that she wants a break from her relationship with Ross, and Phoebe asks Monica to keep an interpreter company on a double date.
"I'm sorry. But, um, somebody's off the phone! How about a glass of wine by the fire? I can get it going again."
HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 4
TOTAL: 8
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S3E16 THE ONE...
Originally broadcast: 20 February 1997
THE MORNING AFTER
Directed by: James Burrows
Written by: Marta Kauffman, David Crane
Ross wakes up after a night of drinking to find he's slept with another woman, Rachel regrets what she said and now doesn't want a break from things, and Joey and Chandler warn of the dangers of 'the trail'.
"No, it was pain-ful! Oh, my God, they should call it 'Pain-zine, now with a little wax'."
HOLY GODIVA 5 - ONION JACK 4
TOTAL: 9
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S3E17 THE ONE WITHOUT...
Originally broadcast: 6 March 1997
THE SKI TRIP
Directed by: Sam Simon
Written by: Shana Goldberg-Meehan, Scott Silveri
Rachel invites everyone except Ross on a skiing trip, Chandler starts smoking again to cope with tensions in the group, and Phoebe recognises the problem almost immediately when the cab breaks down.
"You know what this is like. This is like when my parents got divorced. Man, I hope Ross doesn't try to kidnap me after Cub Scouts."
HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 3
TOTAL: 7
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S3E18 THE ONE WITH...
Originally broadcast: 13 March 1997
THE HYPNOSIS TAPE
Directed by: Robby Benson
Written by: Seth Kurland
Chandler's offered some ideas for how to give up smoking again, Phoebe's not too happy about Frank Jr's big announcement, and Monica's asked out by a man who turns out to be a millionaire.
"Oh, right. Cos you always pull your pants down and count to three and play 'Wipe Out' on your butt cheeks."
HOLY GODIVA 5 - ONION JACK 5
TOTAL: 10
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S3E19 THE ONE WITH...
Originally broadcast: 27 March 1997
THE TINY T-SHIRT
Directed by: Terry Hughes
Written by: Adam Chase
Monica realises that she isn't attracted to an otherwise perfect man, Rachel's reluctant to hurt Ross's feeling by going out on a date, and an actress in a play questions why she has to work with Joey.
"Ross, you gotta stop, okay? You can't just stare through the peephole for three hours. You're gonna get peep-eye."
HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 3
TOTAL: 7
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S3E20 THE ONE WITH...
Originally broadcast: 10 April 1997
THE DOLLHOUSE
Directed by: Terry Hughes
Written by: Wil Calhoun
Joey struggles to understand why a woman wouldn't want to be with him, Monica's delighted when she finds out that her aunt has died, and Chandler can't find the words to let Rachel's boss down gently.
"Okay. Fine. Come, dinosaur. We're not welcome in the house of no imagination."
HOLY GODIVA 3 - ONION JACK 3
TOTAL: 6
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S3E21 THE ONE WITH...
Originally broadcast: 17 April 1997
THE CHICK AND THE DUCK
Directed by: Michael Lembeck
Written by: Chris Brown
Joey buys a chick after seeing a report on television, Monica can't believe it when she's given the chance to run her own restaurant, and Ross makes a personal sacrifice to be there when Rachel needs him.
"Okay, but this is the last time...
With a chick-chick here,
And a chick-chick there,
Here a chick, there a chick,
Everywhere a chick-chick,
Chicken."
HOLY GODIVA 5 - ONION JACK 5
TOTAL: 10
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S3E22 THE ONE WITH...
Originally broadcast: 24 April 1997
THE SCREAMER
Directed by: Peter Bonerz
Written by: Scott Silveri, Shana Goldberg-Meehan
Phoebe refuses to give up when she's placed on hold by the phone company, Ross witnesses the angry side of Rachel's new boyfriend, and Joey isn't the only one who receives a mauling from the critics.
"Whose Number Two? One of those more difficult games sewer workers play."
HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 4
TOTAL: 8
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S3E23 THE ONE WITH...
Originally broadcast: 1 May 1997
ROSS'S THING
Directed by: Shelley Jensen
Written by: Andrew Reich, Ted Cohen
Ross discovers something strange lurking behind him, Phoebe struggles to make s choice between a hunky fireman and a sensitive teacher, and Monica fears the worst when Pete tells her that they need to talk.
"Well, that's not a third nipple. First of all, it's on your ass."
HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 4
TOTAL: 8
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S3E24 THE ONE WITH...
Originally broadcast: 8 May 1997
THE ULTIMATE FIGHTING CHAMPION
Directed by: Robby Benson
Written by: Scott Silveri, Shana Goldberg-Meehan, Mark J. Kunerth,
Pang-Ni Landrum
Rachel's more than happy for Phoebe to set Ross up with her bald friend, Monica struggles to cope with Pete's determination to be a champion, and Chandler confronts his boss about inappropriate touching.
"Do you think there's a town in, uh, Missouri or someplace... called Sample? And, uh, that if you're driving into town, there's a sign and it says, 'You're in Sample'."
HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 4
TOTAL: 8
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S3E25 THE ONE AT...
Originally broadcast: 15 May 1997
THE BEACH
Directed by: Pamela Fryman
Written by: Adam Chase, Pang-Ni Landrum, Mark J. Kunerth
Phoebe asks everyone along to the beach when she decides to meet a friend of her parents, Joey comes off worst in a game of Strip Happy Days, and Rachel's evil side comes out when Ross's girlfriend shows up.
"Good morning. Nice breasts by the way."
HOLY GODIVA 5 - ONION JACK 4
TOTAL: 9
3
8
0
SEASON FOUR
(1997-1998)24 episodes
Season Score: 181
Episode Average: 7.54
Perfect 10's: 2
S4E1 THE ONE WITH...
Originally broadcast: 25 September 1997
THE JELLYFISH
Directed by: Shelley Jensen
Written by: Wil Calhoun
Phoebe's not too happy when she's told the truth about her mother, Rachel manages to get Ross to admit to full responsibility, and Joey and Chandler try to explain how they were there for Monica.
"That's right. I stepped up. She's my friend and she needed help. If I had to, I'd pee on any one of you."
HOLY GODIVA 5 - ONION JACK 5
TOTAL: 10
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S4E2 THE ONE WITH...
Originally broadcast: 2 October 1997
THE CAT
Directed by: Shelley Jensen
Written by: Jill Condon, Amy Toomin
Chandler returns home to find Joey locked up and the apartment almost empty, Monica goes on a date with Rachel's ex from school, and Ross has to get tough with Phoebe about her reincarnated mother.
"Little girl misses her cat. Crazy lady thinks her mother is in a cat."
HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 3
TOTAL: 7
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S4E3 THE ONE WITH...
Originally broadcast: 9 October 1997
THE CUFFS
Directed by: Peter Bonerz
Written by: Seth Kurland
Rachel demands that Chandler end things with her boss, Joey is targeted by an encyclopaedia salesman, and Monica finds out just how little regard her mother has for her after a catering mishap.
"What, really? We got all this rusty crap for free?"
HOLY GODIVA 3 - ONION JACK 3
TOTAL: 6
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S4E4 THE ONE WITH...
Originally broadcast: 16 October 1997
THE BALLROOM DANCING
Directed by: Gail Mancuso
Written by: Andrew Reich, Ted Cohen
Ross tries to help Chandler cancel his gym membership, Phoebe risks breaking her own oath by getting too close to a client, and Joey gets up close and personal with the superintendent to save Monica and Rachel.
"Oh, yeah, gym member I try to go four times a week, but I've missed the last... 1200 times."
HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 5
TOTAL: 9
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S4E5 THE ONE WITH...
Originally broadcast: 30 October 1997
JOEY'S NEW GIRLFRIEND
Directed by: Gail Mancuso
Written by: Michael Curtis, Greg Malins
Phoebe has to keep singing despite being sick with a cold, Chandler can't believe his bad luck when he falls for Joey's girlfriend, and Ross and Rachel try desperately to make each other jealous.
"Hey. Ahem. Ahem. You guys should come hear me. Hear me. Oh. My sticky shoes. Ew! Ew! I lost my sexy phlegm!"
HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 3
TOTAL: 7
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S4E6 THE ONE WITH...
Originally broadcast: 6 November 1997
THE DIRTY GIRL
Directed by: Shelley Jensen
Written by: Scott Silveri, Shana Goldberg-Meehan
The perfect gift idea leaves Chandler with a bit of a problem, Phoebe lends Monica money so she can take on a catering job for a funeral, and Ross finds that his gorgeous new girlfriend has a filthy secret.
"How will it look when you get her something incredibly meaningful and expensive, and her boyfriend, Joey, gives her an orange?"
HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 4
TOTAL: 8
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S4E7 THE ONE WHERE...
Originally broadcast: 13 November 1997
CHANDLER CROSSES THE LINE
Directed by: Kevin S. Bright
Written by: Adam Chase
Rachel explores the merits of eating out alone, Ross is encouraged to finally share his keyboard sound with an audience, and Chandler has to hold the fort when Joey gets stranded with another woman.
"Oh, man! I can't believe I locked myself out again!"
HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 4
TOTAL: 8
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
S4E8 THE ONE WITH...
Originally broadcast: 20 November 1997
CHANDLER IN A BOX
Directed by: Peter Bonerz
Written by: Michael Borkow
Monica falls for the wrong man after getting ice in her eye, Joey comes up with a way for Chandler to win forgiveness, and Rachel has a point to prove after being accused of being a gift exchanger.
"Should we all expect Christmas gifts that are stolen from your office?"
HOLY GODIVA 5 - ONION JACK 4
TOTAL: 9
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
S4E9 THE ONE WHERE...
Originally broadcast: 11 December 1997
THEY'RE GOING TO A PARTY!
Directed by: Peter Bonerz
Written by: Andrew Reich, Ted Cohen
An old friend threatens to bring partying back into the lives of Ross and Chandler, Rachel finds her career plans blocked by her boss, and Monica's offered a job in a restaurant after writing a bad review.
"You're the cook! Without you, it's just me driving up to people's houses with empty trays and asking for money."
HOLY GODIVA 3 - ONION JACK 2
TOTAL: 5
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S4E10 THE ONE WITH...
Originally broadcast: 18 December 1997
THE GIRL FROM POUGHKEEPSIE
Directed by: Gary Halvorson
Written by: Scott Silveri
Ross struggles to decide which of two women he should pursue, Chandler finds that match-making can be quite a lucrative business, and Monica employs Joey in the hope of showing the other staff who's boss.
"Chandler, you have the best taste in men."
HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 3
TOTAL: 7
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
S4E11 THE ONE WITH...
Originally broadcast: 8 January 1998
PHOEBE'S UTERUS
Directed by: David Steinberg
Written by: Seth Kurland
Phoebe's asked for the ultimate favour by Frank Jr and his new wife, Joey starts a job as a tour guide at Ross's museum, and Chandler doubts whether he can live up the standards set by Kathy's last boyfriend.
"All right. Ahem. You could, uh, start with a little one. A two. A one, two, three. A three. A five. A four. A three, two. Two. A two, four, six. Two, four, six. Four. Two. Two. Four, seven. Five, seven. Six, seven. Seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven. Seven! Seven. And there you are."
HOLY GODIVA 5 - ONION JACK 4
TOTAL: 9
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
S4E12 THE ONE WITH...
Originally broadcast: 15 January 1998
THE EMBRYOS
Directed by: Kevin S. Bright
Written by: Jill Condon, Amy Toomin
Monica and Rachel are awoken by an almighty racket from across the hall, a friendly competition turns serious as the stakes are raised higher and higher, and Phoebe waits eagerly to find whether she's pregnant.
"Five? Okay, where am I giving birth, in a hospital or a big box under the stairs?"
HOLY GODIVA 5 - ONION JACK 5
TOTAL: 10
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
S4E13 THE ONE WITH...
Originally broadcast: 29 January 1998
RACHEL'S CRUSH
Directed by: Dana De Vally Piazza
Written by: Shana Goldberg-Meehan
Rachel falls for a customer after starting work in a new department, Chandler becomes obsessed with the idea that his girlfriend is cheating on him, and Monica goes all out to win back her role as hostess.
"Monica, I'm quitting. I just helped an 81-year old woman put on a thong, and she didn't even buy it."
HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 4
TOTAL: 8
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
S4E14 THE ONE WITH...
Originally broadcast: 5 February 1998
JOEY'S DIRTY DAY
Directed by: Peter Bonerz
Written by: Wil Calhoun
Rachel needs help when she finds herself double-booked, Chandler struggles to get over the breakdown of his relationship, and Charlton Heston gives Joey advice after finding him in his dressing room shower.
"Come on, man. Just take the sweats off, okay? Just take them off and we'll have some fun."
HOLY GODIVA 3 - ONION JACK 4
TOTAL: 7
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
S4E15 THE ONE WITH...
Originally broadcast: 26 February 1998
ALL THE RUGBY
Directed by: James Burrows
Written by: Wil Calhoun, Andrew Reich, Ted Cohen
Ross tries to impress Emily by agreeing to play rugby with her friends, Monica tries everything to discover the use of a switch with no obvious purpose, and Chandler has to go to great lengths to get rid of Janice.
"Oh, my God! That's so freaky! Turn him off!"
HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 4
TOTAL: 8
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
S4E16 THE ONE WITH...
Originally broadcast: 19 March 1998
THE FAKE PARTY
Directed by: Michael Lembeck
Written by: Shana Goldberg-Meehan, Scott Silveri, Alicia Sky Varinaitis
Ross has to come to terms with the fact that Emily will soon be flying home, Phoebe can't believe that cravings point directly to Joey's meat, and Rachel tries everything to finally win her man.
"There's a Phoebe on my sandwich!"
HOLY GODIVA 3 - ONION JACK 3
TOTAL: 6
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
S4E17 THE ONE WITH...
Originally broadcast: 26 March 1998
THE FREE PORN
Directed by: Michael Lembeck
Written by: Richard Goodman, Mark J. Kunerth
Joey discovers free porn after hitting a button on the remote control, Phoebe wonders how Frank Jr and Alice will cope with triplets, and Monica insists that Ross should go to England to fight for Emily.
"Whoa, hey, that lady's all kinds of naked."
HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 4
TOTAL: 8
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
S4E18 THE ONE WITH...
Originally broadcast: 2 April 1998
RACHEL'S NEW DRESS
Directed by: Gail Mancuso
Written by: Jill Condon, Amy Toomin, Andrew Reich,
Ted Cohen
Phoebe's asked to come up with a name for one of the triplets, Ross can't help fearing the worst when Susan and Emily spend time together in London, and Rachel makes a great first impression with Joshua's dad.
"If mommy can have a wife, daddy can have a bra."
HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 4
TOTAL: 8
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
S4E19 THE ONE WITH...
Originally broadcast: 9 April 1998
ALL THE HASTE
Directed by: Kevin S. Bright
Written by: Wil Calhoun, Scott Silveri
Phoebe causes amusement with her idea of maternity clothing, Monica and Rachel try to use leverage to get their apartment back, and Chandler and Joey thinks it's too soon for Ross to commit to Emily.
"You do know that Wham broke up?"
HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 4
TOTAL: 8
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
S4E20 THE ONE WITH...
Originally broadcast: 16 April 1998
ALL THE WEDDING DRESSES
Directed by: Gail Mancuso
Written by: Michael Curtis, Greg Malins, Adam Chase
Chandler insists that Joey try to get help with his snoring problem, Monica can't resist trying on Emily's wedding dress, and Rachel makes the wrong call in a moment of jealous desperation.
"Hey, that's the day after I start menstruating!"
HOLY GODIVA 5 - ONION JACK 4
TOTAL: 9
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
S4E21 THE ONE WITH...
Originally broadcast: 23 April 1998
THE INVITATION
Directed by: Peter Bonerz
Written by: Seth Kurland
Chandler and Joey consider climbing Everest for something to do, Emily questions how she'd cope with an ex at her wedding, and Ross looks back at the highs and lows of his relationship with Rachel.
"Yeah, and we just sit here. I mean, if I died, the only way people would even know that I was here would be by the ass print on this chair!"
HOLY GODIVA 2 - ONION JACK 0
TOTAL: 2
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
S4E22 THE ONE WITH...
Originally broadcast: 30 April 1998
THE WORST BEST MAN EVER
Directed by: Peter Bonerz
Written by: Michael Curtis, Greg Malins, Seth Kurland
Ross has to decide between Joey and Chandler for the role of best man, panic sets in when the bachelor party stripper disappears with the ring, and Phoebe starts to struggle with the idea of giving up her babies.
"I know. You know, usually when you're done with the pregnant thing, and you know, you get to do the mom thing. But I'm gonna be, you know, sitting around in my leather pants drinking tequila."
HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 3
TOTAL: 7
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
S4E23 THE ONE WITH...
Originally broadcast: 7 May 1998
ROSS'S WEDDING: PART ONE
Directed by: Kevin S. Bright
Written by: Michael Borkow
Everyone except Rachel and Phoebe head to London for the big wedding, Emily finds that the venue has been torn down earlier than planned, and Joey gets on Chandler's nerves by being the world's worst tourist.
"Man, you are Westminster Crabby."
HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 4
TOTAL: 8
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
S4E24 THE ONE WITH...
Originally broadcast: 7 May 1998
ROSS'S WEDDING: PART TWO
Directed by: Kevin S. Bright
Written by: Shana Goldberg-Meehan, Scott Silveri, Jill Condon,
Amy Toomin
Joey struggles to adjust to life away from New York, Ross's parents are far from happy about the list of wedding expenses, and Phoebe tries to give advance warning that Rachel is on her way to England.
"Somebody is on their way to ruin the wedding, ok, I have to warn somebody. Right, so if you don't give me that number, then I'm going to come over there and I'm gonna kick your snooty ass to New Gloukenshire!"
HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 3
TOTAL: 7
2
8
0
SEASON FIVE
(1998-1999)24 episodes
Season Score: 197
Episode Average: 8.21
Perfect 10's: 5
S5E1 THE ONE AFTER...
Originally broadcast: 24 September 1998
ROSS SAYS RACHEL
Directed by: Kevin S. Bright
Written by: Seth Kurland
Rachel can't stop thinking about what happened during the ceremony, Chandler and Monica agree to keep their relationship away from New York, and Ross is faced with having to go on his honeymoon alone.
"This is the honeymoon suite. The room expects sex. The room would be disappointed if it didn't get sex. All the honeymoon suites would think it was a loser."
HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 4
TOTAL: 8
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
S5E2 THE ONE WITH...
Originally broadcast: 1 October 1998
ALL THE KISSING
Directed by: Gary Halvorson
Written by: Wil Calhoun
Rachel puts Monica in control of her life after a series of bad decisions, Phoebe feels left out as the rest of the group talk about London, and Chandler has to act fast to hide the truth about his love-life.
"Well, I think I'm gonna grab some coffee because my ass is already packed."
HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 4
TOTAL: 8
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
S5E3 THE ONE HUNDREDTH
Originally broadcast: 8 October 1998
Directed by: Kevin S. Bright
Written by: Marta Kauffman, David Crane
A trip has to be put on hold when Phoebe's waters break, Monica struggles to hide her situation when Rachel arranges a double date with two male nurses, and Joey's diagnosed with kidney stones.
"It's very weird! I don't want some guy down there telling me I'm 'dilated-a-mundo'."
HOLY GODIVA 5 - ONION JACK 5
TOTAL: 10
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S5E4 THE ONE WHERE...
Originally broadcast: 18 October 1998
PHOEBE HATES PBS
Directed by: Shelley Jensen
Written by: Michael Curtis
Joey announces that he's been picked to co-host a charity telethon, Emily puts a huge condition on her willingness to try again in New York, and Chandler finds reason to be more than a little cocky.
"Let me see. Will Chandler have sex tonight? 'Don't count on it.' Seems like it works to me."
HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 4
TOTAL: 8
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S5E5 THE ONE WITH...
Originally broadcast: 29 October 1998
THE KIPS
Directed by: Dana De Vally Piazza
Written by: Scott Silveri
Chandler and Monica come up with a way of getting some time together, Rachel discovers what role she'll be playing in Ross and Emily trying again, and Joey finds himself sworn to secrecy about Donald Trump.
"I know, it's LaPooh right now but it'll get better."
HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 4
TOTAL: 8
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
S5E6 THE ONE WITH...
Originally broadcast: 5 November 1998
THE YETI
Directed by: Gary Halvorson
Written by: Alexa Junge
Phoebe's horrified when she receives a fur coat from her mother, Monica and Rachel encounter a shadowy figure in storage, and Joey struggles to hide his feelings about Emily's demands.
"You're on in five, Ms. Minnelli."
HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 4
TOTAL: 8
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
S5E7 THE ONE WHERE...
Originally broadcast: 12 November 1998
ROSS MOVES IN
Directed by: Gary Halvorson
Written by: Perry M. Rein, Gigi McCreery
Joey and Chandler step up when Ross needs somewhere to stay, Phoebe discovers that dating a health inspector can limit the options, and Rachel tries her best to not appear desperate.
"Come on, Chandler. Ross is our friend. He needs us right now. So why don't you be a grownup and come and watch some TV in the fort?"
HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 4
TOTAL: 8
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
S5E8 THE ONE WITH...
Originally broadcast: 19 November 1998
ALL THE THANKSGIVINGS
Directed by: Kevin S. Bright
Written by: Greg Malins
Pheobe remembers the Thanksgiving where she lost an arm, Joey's reminded about the time that he got a turkey stuck on his head, and Chandler discovers the truth about his missing toe.
"It's not supposed to be funny, It's supposed to be scary."
HOLY GODIVA 5 - ONION JACK 5
TOTAL: 10
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
S5E9 THE ONE WITH...
Originally broadcast: 10 December 1998
ROSS'S SANDWICH
Directed by: Greg Halvorson
Written by: Andrew Reich, Ted Cohen
Rachel makes a nuisance of herself at Phoebe's literature class, Ross is referred to a psychologist on account of his rage, and Joey worries about his reputation as he continually covers for Chandler and Monica.
"I'm Monica. I'm disgusting. I stalk guys and keep their underpants."
HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 5
TOTAL: 9
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
S5E10 THE ONE WITH...
Originally broadcast: 17 December 1998
THE INAPPROPRIATE SISTER
Directed by: Dana De Vally Piazza
Written by: Shana Goldberg-Meehan
Festive joy is in short supply as Phoebe collects for charity, Rachel tries to understand the close physical relationship between Danny and his sister, and Joey's made to pay for the fact that Ross is bored senseless.
"Yeah, but I won't take anymore crap. No more Mrs. Nice Bucket."
HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 4
TOTAL: 8
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
S5E11 THE ONE WITH...
Originally broadcast: 7 January 1999
ALL THE RESOLUTIONS
Directed by: Joe Regalbuto
Written by: Suzie V. Freeman, Brian Boyle
Not making fun of his friends proves to be torture for Chandler, Rachel can't believe her ears when she accidentally overhears a very private conversation, and Ross has trouble in the trouser department.
"Well, if the paste matches the pants, you can make yourself a pair paste pants and she won't know the difference!"
HOLY GODIVA 5 - ONION JACK 5
TOTAL: 10
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
S5E12 THE ONE WITH...
Originally broadcast: 21 January 1999
CHANDLER'S WORK LAUGH
Directed by: Kevin S. Bright
Written by: Alicia Sky Varinaitis
Rachel tries to get more information from Joey about the secret relationship, Monica struggles with the concept of sucking up to the boss, and Ross deals with bad news by sleeping with Janice.
"Let me make sure I'm hearing this right. You're ending this with me because I'm too whiny? So you're saying I've become so whiny that I annoy you... Janice?"
HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 4
TOTAL: 8
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
S5E13 THE ONE WITH...
Originally broadcast: 4 February 1999
JOEY'S BAG
Directed by: Gail Mancuso
Written by: Seth Kurland, Michael Curtis
Rachel helps Joey find a new look for an audition, Phoebe's shocked when she meets her dad at her grandmother's funeral, and Monica has difficulty with the truth when it comes to her massage skills.
"You know what? Make fun all you want. This is a great bag. And it's as handy as it is becoming. Now, just because you don't understand something, doesn't make it wrong. Alright. So from now on, you guys are going to have to get used to the fact that Joey comes with a bag."
HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 4
TOTAL: 8
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
S5E14 THE ONE WHERE...
Originally broadcast: 11 February 1999
EVERYBODY FINDS OUT
Directed by: Michael Lembeck
Written by: Alexa Junge
Ross sees an opportunity to live nearby when Ugly Naked Guy move out, Phoebe makes a move for Chandler after seeing him with Monica, and Joey gets caught in the middle of a game of who knows what.
"Okay. Watch. Learn. And don't eat my cookie."
HOLY GODIVA 5 - ONION JACK 5
TOTAL: 10
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
S5E15 THE ONE WITH...
Originally broadcast: 18 February 1999
THE GIRL WHO HITS JOEY
Directed by: Kevin S. Bright
Written by: Adam Chase
Joey isn't keen on the friendly punching dished out by his girlfriend, a retirement party sees Ross get off to a bad start with his new neighbours, and Chandler reacts badly to the idea of marriage.
"Okay. All right. Whew. What do you say we all clear out of here and let them two lovebirds get back down to business? Hey, hey, hey, I'm just talking here. He's the one doing your sister."
HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 4
TOTAL: 8
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
S5E16 THE ONE WITH...
Originally broadcast: 25 February 1999
THE COP
Directed by: Andrew Tsao
Written by: Gigi McCreery, Perry M. Rein, Alicia Sky Varinaitis
Joey dreams about being in a relationship with Monica, Phoebe finds an NYPD badge at the coffee shop, and Ross has trouble getting a couch home after refusing to pay the delivery charge.
"You could get arrested right now! I'd better take it back. I'm totally drunk with power."
HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 4
TOTAL: 8
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
S5E17 THE ONE WITH...
Originally broadcast: 18 March 1999
RACHEL'S INADVERTENT KISS
Directed by: Shelley Jensen
Written by: Andrew Reich, Ted Cohen
Joey tries to find a hot girl's apartment after flirting with her at the window, Rachel screws up an interview in the most unusual way, and Monica goes all out to prove that her relationship is hot.
"You've got to stop this competitive thing, okay. It's crazy. I mean, just to impress Gary and Phoebe you want me to go upstairs and have sex over and over, and I'm saying no this, why?"
HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 3
TOTAL: 7
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
S5E18 THE ONE WHERE...
Originally broadcast: 8 April 1999
RACHEL SMOKES
Directed by: Todd Holland
Written by: Michael Curtis
Joey tags along when Ben gets invited to an audition, Phoebe suggests throwing a surprise birthday party a month before the actual event, and Rachel takes up smoking at work when decisions are made without her.
"Yeah, okay, but I have been supporting a 29-year-old Italian for five years."
HOLY GODIVA 3 - ONION JACK 3
TOTAL: 6
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
S5E19 THE ONE WHERE...
Originally broadcast: 22 April 1999
ROSS CAN'T FLIRT
Directed by: Gail Mancuso
Written by: Doty Abrams
Ross gets a bit gassy while trying to prove his flirting prowess, Phoebe's caught in the middle when Rachel loses one of Monica's earrings, and Joey has to think quick to avoid disappointing his grandmother.
"If you said, 'Big lima bean bubbling up', would she know the difference?"
HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 4
TOTAL: 8
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
S5E20 THE ONE WITH...
Originally broadcast: 29 April 1999
THE RIDE ALONG
Directed by: Gary Halvorson
Written by: Shana Goldberg-Meehan, Seth Kurland
The boys insist on being allowed to ride along with Gary in his patrol car, Rachel doesn't know what to do when Emily leaves a message for Ross, and Joey acts quickly to protect his friend at the sound of a gunshot.
"When you say 'partner', it doesn't sound cop. It sounds gay."
HOLY GODIVA 3 - ONION JACK 3
TOTAL: 6
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
S5E21 THE ONE WITH...
Originally broadcast: 6 May 1999
THE BALL
Directed by: Gary Halvorson
Written by: Greg Malins, Scott Silveri
Rachel spends $1000 on a cat because it reminds her of one her grandmother had, Phoebe sends Chandler to put Gary off the idea of living together, and Monica takes control of a ball-throwing game.
"Baking it didn't help, huh?"
HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 3
TOTAL: 7
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
S5E22 THE ONE WITH...
Originally broadcast: 11 May 1999
JOEY'S BIG BREAK
Directed by: Gary Halvorson
Written by: Wil Calhoun, Shana Goldberg-Meehan
Rachel's phobia of having anything touch her eyes turns to terror when she has to see the eye-doctor, Joey gets the lead in a film due to be shot in Vegas, and Phoebe can't remember why she's angry with Ross.
"Wow, if Chandler and Joey walked in now, we could make a fortune."
HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 4
TOTAL: 8
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
S5E23 THE ONE IN...
Originally broadcast: 20 May 1999
VEGAS: PART ONE
Directed by: Kevin S. Bright
Written by: Andrew Reich, Ted Cohen
Phoebe lets slip about Monica having lunch with Richard, Ross thinks a spot of naked dancing is purely for his benefit, and Joey thinks he's found his fortune at a blackjack table.
"For 99 cents, I'd eat you."
HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 4
TOTAL: 8
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
S5E24 THE ONE IN...
Originally broadcast: 20 May 1999
VEGAS: PART TWO
Directed by: Kevin S. Bright
Written by: Greg Malins, Scott Silveri
Ross goes a step too far in his efforts to outdo Rachel on the plane, Chandler raises the stakes when Monica hits a lucky streak at the craps table, and Phoebe declares war on a slot machine lurker.
"Who's your friend? He's hot."
HOLY GODIVA 5 - ONION JACK 5
TOTAL: 10
2
8
0
SEASON SIX
(1999-2000)25 episodes
Season Score: 195
Episode Average: 7.80
Perfect 10's: 5
S6E1 THE ONE AFTER...
Originally broadcast: 23 September 1999
VEGAS
Directed by: Kevin S. Bright
Written by: Adam Chase
Chandler and Monica worry about how fast things are moving, Phoebe agrees to keep Joey company as he drives the cab back to New York, and Ross worries about having three failed marriages behind him.
"Yes, you do. This is your third divorce. God, you love divorce so much, you're probably gonna marry it and then... and then it won't work out, so you're gonna have to divorce it... divorcing guy."
HOLY GODIVA 5 - ONION JACK 5
TOTAL: 10
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
S6E2 THE ONE WHERE...
Originally broadcast: 30 September 1999
ROSS HUGS RACHEL
Directed by: Gail Mancuso
Written by: Shana Goldberg-Meehan
Chandler and Monica decide that they should move in together, Ross discovers that annulment is more complicated than he imagined, and Rachel takes the news that she's about to be homeless a little too well.
"This is crazy. I mean, yes, Rachel is my good friend. And I have loved her in the past but now, she is just my wife."
HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 3
TOTAL: 7
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
S6E3 THE ONE WITH...
Originally broadcast: 7 October 1999
ROSS'S DENIAL
Directed by: Gary Halvorson
Written by: Seth Kurland
Chandler and Monica can't agree about what to with the spare room, Joey places an advertisement in the hope of finding a hot young roommate, and Ross tells Rachel that she can move in with him.
"Hey, hey! I thought naked Thursdays was just our thing, man."
HOLY GODIVA 3 - ONION JACK 3
TOTAL: 6
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
S6E4 THE ONE WHERE...
Originally broadcast: 14 October 1999
JOEY LOSES HIS INSURANCE
Directed by: Gary Halvorson
Written by: Andrew Reich, Ted Cohen
Phoebe's psychic tells her that she'll be dead within the week, Joey's discovers that his health insurance has expired, and Rachel and Monica are amused by Ross's accent during palaeontology lectures.
"I'm sorry, man. There's never a good time to have to stop catching on fire."
HOLY GODIVA 5 - ONION JACK 5
TOTAL: 10
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
S6E5 THE ONE WITH...
Originally broadcast: 21 Octber 1999
JOEY'S PORSCHE
Directed by: Gary Halvorson
Written by: Perry M. Rein, Gigi McCreery
Rachel can't believe that Ross lied to her about the annulment, Joey feels the benefit of finding a set of car keys in the coffee shop, and Chandler has to go to the emergency room after swallowing a sonic blaster gun.
"Of course. Only an idiot would wear this stuff if he didn't have the car."
HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 4
TOTAL: 8
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
S6E6 THE ONE ON...
Originally broadcast: 4 November 1999
THE LAST NIGHT
Directed by: David Schwimmer
Written by: Scott Silveri
Rachel pretends that her not packing is a parting gift to Monica, Chandler has to get creative when Joey refuses to accept charity, and Ross makes a fake Ben to get out of helping the girls.
"See, now that's why the little fake men are supposed to do the kicking."
HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 5
TOTAL: 9
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
S6E7 THE ONE WHERE...
Originally broadcast: 4 November 1999
PHOEBE RUNS
Directed by: Gary Halvorson
Written by: Sherry Bilsing, Ellen Kreamer
Rachel's too embarrassed to go running with Phoebe, Joey's warned that flirting with his new roommate is a bad idea, and Chandler gets into a situation with the furniture after cleaning the apartment.
"I'm telling you, when she runs she looks like a cross between Kermit the Frog and the Six Million Dollar Man."
HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 4
TOTAL: 8
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
S6E8 THE ONE WITH...
Originally broadcast: 18 November 1999
ROSS'S TEETH
Directed by: Gary Halvorson
Written by: Perry M. Rein, Gigi McCreery, Andrew Reich, Ted Cohen
Phoebe tells Rachel about an encounter in the copy room, Ross gives his teeth a little added sparkle in the hope of impressing a date, and Chandler wonders what's happened to the men of the world.
"Well, that's like summer in a bowl."
HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 4
TOTAL: 8
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
S6E9 THE ONE WHERE...
Originally broadcast: 25 November 1999
ROSS GOT HIGH
Directed by: Kevin S. Bright
Written by: Greg Malins
Monica tells Chandler that her parents don't know about them, Rachel's put in charge of making the Thanksgiving dessert, and Ross is forced to admit the truth about taking drugs in his younger days.
"It's a trifle. It's got all of these layers. First there's a layer of ladyfingers, then a layer of jam, then custard, which I made from scratch, then raspberries, more ladyfingers, then beef sautรฉed with peas and onions, then a little bit more custard, and then bananas and then I put whipped cream on top."
HOLY GODIVA 5 - ONION JACK 5
TOTAL: 10
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
S6E10 THE ONE WITH...
Originally broadcast: 16 December 1999
THE ROUTINE
Directed by: Kevin S. Bright
Written by: Brian Boyle
Ross and Monica get competitive at a New Year's party recording, Rachel and Phoebe talk Chandler into helping them search for hidden Christmas presents, and Joey finds he has competition for the attentions of Janine.
"Oh yeah, well when you learned to dance, did you forget how to put on underpants?"
HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 4
TOTAL: 8
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
S6E11 THE ONE WITH...
Originally broadcast: 6 January 2000
THE APOTHECARY TABLE
Directed by: Kevin S. Bright
Written by: Brian Boyle, Zachary Rosenblatt
Rachel lies to Phoebe when she buys mass produced furniture, an evening with Ross threatens to reveal the truth, and Joey's caught in the middle when Janine confesses to not liking his friends.
"Huh. You know what's not one-of-a-kind? A twin!"
HOLY GODIVA 3 - ONION JACK 3
TOTAL: 6
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
S6E12 THE ONE WITH...
Originally broadcast: 13 January 2000
THE JOKE
Directed by: Gary Halvorson
Written by: Andrew Reich, Ted Cohen, Shana Goldberg-Meehan
Chandler claims ownership of a joke that Ross manages to get published, Monica's not happy about being seen as high-maintenance, and Joey starts working in the coffee shop as the bills stack up.
"Jokes? What? You guys know they have naked chicks in there, right?"
HOLY GODIVA 3 - ONION JACK 3
TOTAL: 6
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
S6E13 THE ONE WITH...
Originally broadcast: 3 February 2000
RACHEL'S SISTER
Directed by: Gary Halvorson
Written by: Sherry Bilsing, Ellen Kreamer, Seth Kurland
Monica refuses to accept that she's sick after being sent home from work, Rachel's sister turns up after being cut off by her father, and Joey gets into trouble with Gunther for giving pretty girls free muffins.
"This coming from the man who couldn't split out $80 phone bill in half."
HOLY GODIVA 3 - ONION JACK 3
TOTAL: 6
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
S6E14 THE ONE WHERE...
Originally broadcast: 10 February 2000
CHANDLER CAN'T CRY
Directed by: Kevin S. Bright
Written by: Andrew Reich, Ted Cohen
Rachel demands that Ross stop seeing her sister, Chandler's inability to cry leads to accusations of being dead inside, and Joey's shocked to discover that Phoebe has a career in adult entertainment.
"Yes, it was very sad when the guy stopped drawing the deer."
HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 4
TOTAL: 8
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
S6E15 THE ONE THAT...
Originally broadcast: 17 February 2000
COULD HAVE BEEN: PART ONE
Directed by: Michael Lembeck
Written by: Greg Malins, Adam Chase
News of a divorce sets the friends thinking about how things might have been, Phoebe has a heart attack after losing $13m at work, and Rachel meets one of her favourite actors from television.
"Because at that time, you see, I thought everything that rhymed was true. So, I thought if I worked with stocks, I'd have to live in a box and only eat lox and have a pet fox."
HOLY GODIVA 3 - ONION JACK 4
TOTAL: 7
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
S6E16 THE ONE THAT...
Originally broadcast: 17 February 2000
COULD HAVE BEEN: PART TWO
Directed by: Michael Lembeck
Written by: David Crane, Marta Kauffman
Rachel's plans to cheat on Barry with Joey hit something of a snag, Chandler agrees to help a friend with her first sexual experience, and Ross is confused when he's left out of his plans for a threesome.
"Well, with Dr. Drake they always tell me what to say. And with Joey, I pretty much have to make it up on my own."
HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 4
TOTAL: 8
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
S6E17 THE ONE WITH...
Originally broadcast: 24 February 2000
UNAGI
Directed by: Gary Halvorson
Written by: Adam Chase, Zachary Rosenblatt
Ross questions whether Rachel and Phoebe have learnt to defend themselves, Chandler and Monica agree to make each other romantic gifts, and Joey hires someone to be his twin for a research study.
"Ah, salmon-skin roll."
HOLY GODIVA 5 - ONION JACK 5
TOTAL: 10
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
S6E18 THE ONE WHERE...
Originally broadcast: 9 March 2000
ROSS DATES A STUDENT
Directed by: Gary Halvorson
Written by: Seth Kurland
Ross discovers that he has an admirer amongst his students, Phoebe and Rachel need somewhere to stay when there's a fire at their apartment, and Chandler takes out an ex in an attempt to secure Joey an audition.
"Thursday! Look, if you need help remembering, just think of it like this: The third day. Monday, one day. Tuesday, two day. Wednesday... When, huh, what day? Thursday! The third day, okay?"
HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 4
TOTAL: 8
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
S6E19 THE ONE WITH...
Originally broadcast: 23 March 2000
JOEY'S FRIDGE
Directed by: Ben Weiss
Written by: Gigi McCreery, Perry M. Rein, Seth Kurland
Joey tries to get everyone to buy him a new fridge, Chandler and Monica battle with Phoebe in the hunt for a date for Rachel, and Ross worries about his girlfriend meeting other guys while on Spring break.
"Do you want our guy to be your guy?"
HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 3
TOTAL: 7
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
S6E20 THE ONE WITH...
Originally broadcast: 13 April 2000
MAC AND C.H.E.E.S.E.
Directed by: Kevin S. Bright
Written by: Doty Abrams
Phoebe realises how talented she is while helping Joey prepare for a role, Chandler fails to pass on a message about a changed audition time, and an absent father lays the blame at Monica's door.
"Okay. Mac... audition... at 2. Allergy... actor... attacked. By dog... not... flowers."
HOLY GODIVA 1 - ONION JACK 1
TOTAL: 2
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S6E21 THE ONE WHERE...
Originally broadcast: 27 April 2000
ROSS MEETS ELIZABETH'S DAD
Directed by: Michael Lembeck
Written by: Scott Silveri, David J. Lagana
Joey's far from impressed when he meets his robotic sidekick, Ross asks for an opportunity to impress his girlfriend's dad, and Chandler and Monica get annoyed with Phoebe writing everything down.
"I may have to. I hate to do it. But I'm the star, you know? There's a limit to how many sandwiches I can eat off the floor."
HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 4
TOTAL: 8
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S6E22 THE ONE WHERE...
Originally broadcast: 4 May 2000
PAUL'S THE MAN
Directed by: Gary Halvorson
Written by: Sherry Bilsing, Ellen Kreamer, Brian Caldirola
Ross has to choose between his job and his relationship with Elizabeth, Monica's persuaded to join a waiting list for a wedding venue, and a romantic weekend at a country cottage gets a little overcrowded.
"Hey, Ross, listen. Chandler got you out of going to the lesbian sandwich museum this weekend."
HOLY GODIVA 5 - ONION JACK 5
TOTAL: 10
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S6E23 THE ONE WITH...
Originally broadcast: 11 May 2000
THE RING
Directed by: Gary Halvorson
Written by: Andrew Reich, Ted Cohen
Phoebe allows herself to be distracted while guarding the perfect engagement ring, Rachel tries desperately to get Paul to open up about himself, and Ross learns that Chandler is upset with him and Joey.
"Well, you can see my dad in Vegas kissing other dads."
HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 4
TOTAL: 8
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S6E24 THE ONE WITH...
Originally broadcast: 18 May 2000
THE PROPOSAL: PART ONE
Directed by: Kevin S. Bright
Written by: Shana Goldberg-Meehan, Scott Silveri
Joey accidentally places the winning bid on a boat in a silent auction, Richard spoils Chandler's big proposal plans, and a water balloon incident wakes Ross up to the truth about his relationship.
"Forget Elizabeth. If you're not careful you may not get married at all this year."
HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 4
TOTAL: 8
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S6E25 THE ONE WITH...
Originally broadcast: 18 May 2000
THE PROPOSAL: PART TWO
Directed by: Kevin S. Bright
Written by: Andrew Reich, Ted Cohen
Chandler tries desperately to hide the truth about his intentions, Ross and Joey realise that they both have backup agreements with the same woman, and a confused Monica pays Richard a visit.
"No, pick me! I don't want to end up an old maid."
HOLY GODIVA 5 - ONION JACK 4
TOTAL: 9
2
8
0
SEASON SEVEN
(2000-2001)24 episodes
Season Score: 187
Episode Average: 7.79
Perfect 10's: 4
S7E1 THE ONE WITH...
Originally broadcast: 12 October 2000
MONICA'S THUNDER
Directed by: Kevin S. Bright
Written by: David Crane, Marta Kauffman, Wil Calhoun
Joey tries to convince himself that he can pass for 19, Phoebe comes up with a few ideas in the hope of singing at the wedding, and Monica's not happy when she catches Ross and Rachel kissing on her night.
"Yes, on a scale of one to ten, ten being the dumbest a person can look, you are definitely 19."
HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 4
TOTAL: 8
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S7E2 THE ONE WITH...
Originally broadcast: 12 October 2000
RACHEL'S BOOK
Directed by: Michael Lembeck
Written by: Andrew Reich, Ted Cohen
Joey can't help teasing Rachel about her choice of reading, Ross freaks out when Phoebe sees clients at his apartment, and Monica can't believe that her parents turned her wedding fund into a beach house.
"Oh, it's my fault? You didn't have to massage him. You could've sent him away. You could've not rolled Tonka trucks up and down his back."
HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 4
TOTAL: 8
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S7E3 THE ONE WITH...
Originally broadcast: 19 October 2000
PHOEBE'S COOKIES
Directed by: Gary Halvorson
Written by: Sherry Bilsing, Ellen Kreamer
Phoebe discovers that her secret family cookie recipe was destroyed in the fire, Rachel gets frustrated at trying to teach Joey to sail, and Chandler gets a little too close to his future father-in-law.
"You gave my father a lap dance."
HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 4
TOTAL: 8
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S7E4 THE ONE WITH...
Originally broadcast: 26 October 2000
RACHEL'S ASSISTANT
Directed by: David Schwimmer
Written by: Brian Boyle
Rachel's promotion at work sees her interviewing for a personal assistant, Joey soon regrets an audition decision when his show gets cancelled, and Ross and Chandler blurt out secrets about each other.
"In my defence, it was dark and he was a very pretty guy."
HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 3
TOTAL: 7
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S7E5 THE ONE WITH...
Originally broadcast: 2 November 2000
THE ENGAGEMENT PICTURE
Directed by: Gary Halvorson
Written by: Patty Lin, Earl Davis
Chandler has difficulty posing for an important photograph, Rachel becomes obsessed with her new hunky personal assistant, and Ross and Phoebe date the two halves of a divorced couple.
"Chandler, what is the matter with your face? This picture should say 'Geller and Bing to be married', not 'Local woman saves drowning moron'."
HOLY GODIVA 3 - ONION JACK 3
TOTAL: 6
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S7E6 THE ONE WITH...
Originally broadcast: 9 November 2000
THE NAP PARTNERS
Directed by: Gary Halvorson
Written by: Brian Buckner, Sebastian Jones
Ross and Joey wake up in an awkward position after watching Die Hard, Rachel and Phoebe audition for the role of Monica's maid of honor, and Chandler's forced to apologise to a girl he dumped at summer camp.
"Skidmark still got a way with the ladies."
HOLY GODIVA 3 - ONION JACK 3
TOTAL: 6
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S7E7 THE ONE WITH...
Originally broadcast: 16 November 2000
ROSS'S LIBRARY BOOK
Directed by: David Schwimmer
Written by: Scott Silveri
Janice invites herself to Chandler and Monica's wedding, Ross is disgusted to find his book in the make out area of the library, and Joey's persuaded to make more effort with his relationship.
"It sounds like two people are really enjoying the Dewey Decimal System."
HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 4
TOTAL: 8
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S7E8 THE ONE WHERE...
Originally broadcast: 23 November 2000
CHANDLER DOESN'T LIKE DOGS
Directed by: Kevin S. Bright
Written by: Patty Lin
Ross becomes obsessed with trying to name all fifty states, Chandler's horrified to find that Phoebe has a secret dog, and Joey leaves Rachel no choice but to admit the truth to Tag.
"Yeah. It's like a cow's opinion. It just doesn't matter. It's 'moo'."
HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 4
TOTAL: 8
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S7E9 THE ONE WITH...
Originally broadcast: 7 December 2000
ALL THE CANDY
Directed by: David Schwimmer
Written by: Wil Calhoun
Ross surprises Phoebe with the bike she never had as a child, Monica makes candy for the neighbours in the hope of getting to know them, and a joke evaluation finds its way to human resources.
"Well, I'll tell you, this little talent came in handy before I could afford porn."
HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 4
TOTAL: 8
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S7E10 THE ONE WITH...
Originally broadcast: 14 December 2000
THE HOLIDAY ARMADILLO
Directed by: Gary Halvorson
Written by: Greg Malins
Phoebe finds out that Rachel might not want to be her roommate again, Chandler's shown the fine art of jumping the restaurant queue, and Ross tries to teach Ben about Hannukah instead of Christmas.
"Ok, I understand why Superman is here, but why is there a porcupine at the Easter Bunny's funeral?"
HOLY GODIVA 5 - ONION JACK 5
TOTAL: 10
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S7E11 THE ONE WITH...
Originally broadcast: 4 January 2001
ALL THE CHEESECAKES
Directed by: Gary Halvorson
Written by: Shana Goldberg-Meehan
Rachel catches Chandler enjoying somebody else's cheesecake, Monica's upset at not being invited to her cousin's wedding, and Phoebe has to question her own beliefs after lecturing Joey about friendship.
"Ah, ah, ah, Mr. Smarty Pants. It's just my character that's not brain-dead."
HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 4
TOTAL: 8
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S7E12 THE ONE WHERE...
Originally broadcast: 11 January 2001
THEY'RE UP ALL NIGHT
Directed by: Kevin S. Bright
Written by: Zachary Rosenblatt
Joey and Ross get stuck on the apartment roof after watching for a comet, Phoebe can't work out how to shut off a beeping fire alarm, and Chandler insists on having sex when he can't get to sleep.
"Oh, yeah. You'll be fine. It'll... it'll be, um, just like bungee jumping, you know? But instead of bouncing back up... you won't."
HOLY GODIVA 5 - ONION JACK 5
TOTAL: 10
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S7E13 THE ONE WHERE...
Originally broadcast: 1 February 2001
ROSITA DIES
Directed by: Stephen Prime
Written by: Brian Buckner, Sebastian Jones,
Sherry Bilsing, Ellen Kreamer
Joey's mortified when Rachel breaks his armchair, Ross and Monica are stunned when they spot their parents' house for sale, and Phoebe chats with a suicidal man after taking a job in telemarketing.
"Rach, how would you feel if, say, I wanted to move your mom, okay, and you said, 'Don't', and I did it anyway... and her head fell off?"
HOLY GODIVA 3 - ONION JACK 4
TOTAL: 7
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S7E14 THE ONE WHERE...
Originally broadcast: 8 February 2001
THEY ALL TURN THIRTY
Directed by: Ben Weiss
Written by: Sherry Bilsing, Ellen Kreamer,
Vanessa McCarthy
Rachel realises that her life isn't going the way she planned, thoughts turn back to how everyone celebrated their own milestones, and Phoebe discovers that she's older than she thought.
"Ross, a sports car? Wouldn't it be cheaper to just stuff a sock down there?"
HOLY GODIVA 3 - ONION JACK 2
TOTAL: 5
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S7E15 THE ONE WITH...
Originally broadcast: 15 February 2001
JOEY'S NEW BRAIN
Directed by: Kevin S. Bright
Written by: Andrew Reich, Ted Cohen,
Sherry Bilsing, Ellen Kreamer
Rachel and Phoebe do battle over a cellphone left in the coffee shop, Ross announces his plan to play the bagpipes at the wedding, and Joey looks for advice on getting inside a female character.
"I think it's the Dying Cat Parade."
HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 4
TOTAL: 8
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S7E16 THE ONE WITH...
Originally broadcast: 22 February 2001
THE TRUTH ABOUT LONDON
Directed by: David Schwimmer
Written by: Zachary Rosenblatt, Brian Buckner
Sebastian Jones
Ross soon regrets asking Rachel to look after Ben for an hour, Joey looks into getting ordained as a minister on the internet, and Chandler discovers that he wasn't first choice in London.
"I won't spit and I won't stare at Monica's breasts. You know, everyone knows I'm an ass man."
HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 4
TOTAL: 8
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S7E17 THE ONE WITH...
Originally broadcast: 15 March 2001
THE CHEAP WEDDING DRESS
Directed by: Kevin S. Bright
Written by: Andrew Reich, Ted Cohen,
Brian Buckner, Sebastian Jones
Rachel hands out advice on how to save money on wedding dresses, Ross and Joey discover that they're dating the same woman, and Monica does battle with a rival bride-to-be.
"Do not take a nap on this stoop, or you could wake up with your shoes gone."
HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 4
TOTAL: 8
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S7E18 THE ONE WITH...
Originally broadcast: 29 March 2001
JOEY'S AWARD
Directed by: Gary Halvorson
Written by: Brian Boyle, Sherry Bilsing,
Ellen Kreamer
Joey discovers that he's been nominated for an obscure soap award, a male student declares that his love for Ross is too much of a distraction, and Monica worries that she'll never experience falling in love again.
"Sure I do. It's a verb. As in 'I be half-in it!'"
HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 4
TOTAL: 8
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S7E19 THE ONE WITH...
Originally broadcast: 19 April 2001
ROSS AND MONICA'S COUSIN
Directed by: Gary Halvorson
Written by: Andrew Reich, Ted Cohen
Rachel and Phoebe have to organise a bridal shower at short notice, Monica's far from happy with Chandler's reaction to her cousin, and Joey hits a snag when it comes to a nude scene in a movie.
"Joey, this is not like learning to ride a horse. This is like learning to grow a turtleneck."
HOLY GODIVA 5 - ONION JACK 5
TOTAL: 10
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S7E20 THE ONE WITH...
Originally broadcast: 26 April 2001
RACHEL'S BIG KISS
Directed by: Gary Halvorson
Written by: Shana-Goldberg-Meehan, Scott Silveri
Rachel bumps into a girl she made out with at college, Monica organises the seating plan for the big day, and Chandler and Ross get kitted out with tuxes once worn by celebrities.
"Yeah, yeah, like warm up the crowd. Ask them where they're from. In Joey Tribbiani, you get a minister and an entertainer. I'm a 'ministainer'."
HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 4
TOTAL: 8
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S7E21 THE ONE WITH...
Originally broadcast: 3 May 2001
THE VOWS
Directed by: Gary Halvorson
Written by: Doty Abrams
Monica and Chandler both struggle to come up with suitable vows, Joey gets kicked out for making inappropriate suggestions, and Phoebe points out that the marriage will change everything.
"Well, with Carol I promised never to love another woman until the day I die. She made no such promise."
HOLY GODIVA 2 - ONION JACK 1
TOTAL: 3
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S7E22 THE ONE WITH...
Originally broadcast: 10 May 2001
CHANDLER'S DAD
Directed by: Kevin S. Bright, Gary Halvorson
Written by: Brian Bucker, Sebastian Jones,
Greg Malins
Joey's shocked when he spots Phoebe's boyfriend wearing lingerie, Monica and Chandler head to Vegas to invite his dad to the wedding, and Rachel gets pulled over after stealing the keys to the Porsche.
"Trust me, you don't want him there either. Nobody's going to be staring at the bride when the father of the groom is wearing a backless dress."
HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 4
TOTAL: 8
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S7E23 THE ONE WITH...
Originally broadcast: 17 May 2001
MONICA AND CHANDLER'S WEDDING: PART ONE
Directed by: Kevin S. Bright
Written by: Greg Malins
Chandler struggles to take a threat of physical violence seriously, there's panic when Ross discovers that the groom has gone missing, and Joey doesn't appreciate being spat at on set by his famous co-star.
"Don't you have a little too much penis to be wearing a dress like that?"
HOLY GODIVA 5 - ONION JACK 4
TOTAL: 9
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S7E24 THE ONE WITH...
Originally broadcast: 17 May 2001
MONICA AND CHANDLER'S WEDDING: PART TWO
Directed by: Kevin S. Bright
Written by: David Crane, Marta Kauffman
Ross guides Chandler through the day one step at a time, a sozzled star makes life difficult for Joey on set, and the groom disappears again after overhearing a conversation about pregnancy.
"You look beautiful, Mom. You look beautiful too, Dad."
HOLY GODIVA 5 - ONION JACK 5
TOTAL: 10
2
8
0
SEASON EIGHT
(2001-2002)24 episodes
Season Score: 181
Episode Average: 7.54
Perfect 10's: 2
S8E1 THE ONE AFTER...
Originally broadcast: 27 September 2001
I DO
Directed by: Kevin S. Bright
Written by: David Crane, Marta Kauffman, Dana Klein
Phoebe announces that she's pregnant to a married actor, Chandler's shoes do little to promote his new dance skills, and Ross finds himself in huge demand after messing with the seating arrangements.
"Oh, and be careful who you hug. Okay? My father's upstairs in tears because you got blood on his dress."
HOLY GODIVA 3 - ONION JACK 3
TOTAL: 6
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S8E2 THE ONE WITH...
Originally broadcast: 4 October 2001
THE RED SWEATER
Directed by: David Schwimmer
Written by: Dana Klein
Chandler panics when Ross doesn't collect the disposable cameras, Monica gives in to temptation and opens the wedding presents, and Joey tries to do the right thing by proposing to two different women.
"Yeah, that's right. Chandler does still think I'm pregnant. He hasn't asked me how I'm feeling, or offered to carry my bags. Oh, I feel bad for the woman who ends up with him. After you, of course."
HOLY GODIVA 3 - ONION JACK 4
TOTAL: 7
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S8E3 THE ONE WHERE...
Originally broadcast: 11 October 2001
RACHEL TELLS...
Directed by: Sheldon Epps
Written by: Sherry Bilsing, Ellen Kreamer
Monica isn't happy when another couple get bumped to first class at the airport, Joey and Phoebe get creative when they find themselves locked out, and Ross lodges a complaint about the size of a warning.
"I grew up with Monica. If you didn't eat fast, you didn't eat!"
HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 4
TOTAL: 8
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S8E4 THE ONE WITH...
Originally broadcast: 18 October 2001
THE VIDEOTAPE
Directed by: Kevin S. Bright
Written by: Scott Silveri
Joey offers Ross advice on how to end his sex drought, Chandler and Monica discover that their new friends gave them a fake phone number, and an accidental video recording proves who came on to who.
"That's like the pervert motto. Yes, yes, they have you raise your right hand, put your left hand down your pants and repeat that."
HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 5
TOTAL: 9
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S8E5 THE ONE WITH...
Originally broadcast: 25 October 2001
RACHEL'S DATE
Directed by: Gary Halvorson
Written by: Brian Buckner, Sebastian Jones
Phoebe begs Monica to give her new boyfriend another chance, Ross is shocked when Rachel goes out on a date with an actor, and Chandler tries to hide his true identity from an angry work colleague.
"Chandler Muriel Bing. Boy, your parents never even gave you a chance, did they?"
HOLY GODIVA 3 - ONION JACK 3
TOTAL: 6
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S8E6 THE ONE WITH...
Originally broadcast: 1 November 2001
THE HALLOWEEN PARTY
Directed by: Gary Halvorson
Written by: Mark J. Kunerth
Chandler insists on proving that he is stronger than Ross, Rachel has to give money away to trick or treaters when the candy runs out, and Phoebe confronts her sister about telling lies to her fiancรฉ.
"Hey, all right! Ross came as doodie."
HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 4
TOTAL: 8
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S8E7 THE ONE WITH...
Originally broadcast: 8 November 2001
THE STAIN
Directed by: Kevin S. Bright
Written by: R. Lee Fleming Jr.
Rachel sets her eye on the apartment of a dying woman in Ross's building, Monica's convinced that the new maid is stealing her clothes, ans Ursula's ex can't be with Phoebe without feeling angry.
"Yeah, I can't live with Joey once the baby comes. I don't want my child's first words to be, 'How you doing?'"
HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 4
TOTAL: 8
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S8E8 THE ONE WITH...
Originally broadcast: 15 November 2001
THE STRIPPER
Directed by: David Schwimmer
Written by: Andrew Reich, Ted Cohen
Rachel panics and tells her dad that she's getting married, Monica organises a stripper for the bachelor party that Chandler never had, and Ross finds himself in a tricky spot with his girlfriend.
"Sure. One year is paper, but two months is lap dance."
HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 4
TOTAL: 8
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S8E9 THE ONE WITH...
Originally broadcast: 22 November 2001
THE RUMOR
Directed by: Gary Halvorson
Written by: Shana Goldberg-Meehan
Joey makes a deal to make sure turkey stays on the menu, Monica invites an old school friend for Thanksgiving, and Ross is revealed as a former member of the rumour-spreading 'I Hate Rachel Club'.
"Oh right. It's no fat, it's no sugar, it's no dairy. It's no good. Throw it out."
HOLY GODIVA 5 - ONION JACK 5
TOTAL: 10
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S8E10 THE ONE WITH...
Originally broadcast: 6 December 2001
MONICA'S BOOTS
Directed by: Kevin S. Bright
Written by: Brian Buckner, Sebastian Jones,
Robert Carlock
Chandler demands that Monica return an expensive pair of boots, Joey's not happy when he discovers that his little sister's pregnant, and Phoebe poses as Ben's guardian in an effort to get concert tickets.
"Well, I'll let you two 'fashists' get down to business."
HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 3
TOTAL: 7
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S8E11 THE ONE WITH...
Originally broadcast: 13 December 2001
ROSS'S STEP FORWARD
Directed by: Gary Halvorson
Written by: Robert Carlock
Ross questions whether his relationship is moving too fast, Monica tells Chandler that they shouldn't go out to dinner with his boss, and Phoebe offers a solution to Rachel's pregnancy cravings.
"You hung up on the pizza place? I don't hang up on your friends."
HOLY GODIVA 3 - ONION JACK 3
TOTAL: 6
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S8E12 THE ONE WHERE...
Originally broadcast: 10 January 2002
JOEY DATES RACHEL
Directed by: David Schwimmer
Written by: Sherry Bilsing, Ellen Kreaming
Ross gets the opportunity to teach an advanced class, Phoebe hogs her late wedding present to Chandler and Monica, and Joey's left feeling weird after taking Rachel out on a pretend date.
"I got good. I played this game all day and now I rule at it. They should change the name of it to 'Ms. Chandler', but I hope they don't."
HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 4
TOTAL: 8
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S8E13 THE ONE WHERE...
Originally broadcast: 17 January 2002
CHANDLER TAKES A BATH
Directed by: Ben Weiss
Written by: Vanessa McCarthy
Chandler discovers what's so good about soaking in your own juices, Ross and Rachel struggle to find baby names that they both like, and Monica manages to put two and two together to make Phoebe.
"I don't know. Joey hasn't had this much trouble getting out words since we saw him in Macbeth."
HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 4
TOTAL: 8
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S8E14 THE ONE WITH...
Originally broadcast: 31 January 2002
THE SECRET CLOSET
Directed by: Kevin S. Bright
Written by: Brian Buckner, Sebastian Jones
Phoebe feels betrayed when Monica goes elsewhere for a massage, Chandler tries to gain access to the only room he's never been inside, and Joey makes a suggestion about living arrangements.
"Oh, you make sex noises when you get massaged. And it really freaked me out. After a while, I even tried to hurt you and it just spurred you on."
HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 3
TOTAL: 7
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S8E15 THE ONE WITH...
Originally broadcast: 7 February 2002
THE BIRTHING VIDEO
Directed by: Kevin S. Bright
Written by: Dana Klein
Chandler's excitement about Valentine's porn quickly turns into a nightmare, Joey manages to bum out the happiest dog in the world, and Mona isn't happy when she discovers the truth about Rachel.
"Oh, okay, big brother. Um, which one of these do you think would make your little sister look hotter so your best friend would want to do her?"
HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 4
TOTAL: 8
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S8E16 THE ONE WHERE...
Originally broadcast: 28 February 2002
JOEY TELLS RACHEL
Directed by: Ben Weiss
Written by: Andrew Reich, Ted Cohen
Joey's worried about losing a friend after opening up to Ross, Chandler's not too happy about Monica meeting her soul-mate, and Rachel doesn't quite know how to deal with a confession of love.
"I don't know. They both want to live in a house of cheese. I don't know how you fight that."
HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 3
TOTAL: 7
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S8E17 THE ONE WITH...
Originally broadcast: 7 March 2002
THE TEA LEAVES
Directed by: Gary Halvorson
Written by: Steven Rosenhaus, R. Lee Fleming Jr.
Phoebe learns that she will soon meet the man of her dreams, Ross tries to get his favourite shirt back from Mona's apartment, and Joey confronts Rachel's boss about plans to buy her baby.
"Yeah. A naked bagel game? Huh. Dude, I don't know. That's a pretty small hole."
HOLY GODIVA 3 - ONION JACK 4
TOTAL: 7
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S8E18 THE ONE IN...
Originally broadcast: 28 March 2002
MASSAPEQUA
Directed by: Gary Halvorson
Written by: Mark J. Kunerth, Peter Tibbals
Ross and Rachel play the married couple at Jack and Judy's anniversary party, Monica prepares a speech in the hope of making her parents cry, and Phoebe's over-enthusiastic date manages to annoy everyone.
"I know, I'm having the worst time. There was a fifteen minute line for the buffet and when I finally got up to the plates, I slipped on a giant booger."
HOLY GODIVA 3 - ONION JACK 3
TOTAL: 6
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S8E19 THE ONE WITH...
Originally broadcast: 4 April 2002
JOEY'S INTERVIEW
Directed by: Gary Halvorson
Written by: Doty Abrams
Joey reveals that he has an interview with a soap magazine, the rest of the group stay on hand to stop him saying anything silly, and the usual tactics are used after a last minute slip-up.
"Oh, okay. It's, um, P as in Phoebe. H as in Heebie. O as in Obie. E as in Ebie. B as in Beebee. And E as in, ''ello there, mate!'"
HOLY GODIVA 3 - ONION JACK 3
TOTAL: 6
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S8E20 THE ONE WITH...
Originally broadcast: 25 April 2002
THE BABY SHOWER
Directed by: Kevin S. Bright
Written by: Sherry Bilsing, Ellen Kreamer
Monica has to step in when an important baby shower invite gets missed, Joey works on his hosting skills for a gimmicky new game show, and Rachel's mum suggests moving in when the baby is born.
"Oh, my gosh! Oh, wow! Oh, I know what this is. Wait a minute. That can't be right. Is that a beer bong for a baby?"
HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 4
TOTAL: 8
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S8E21 THE ONE WITH...
Originally broadcast: 2 May 2002
COOKING CLASSES
Directed by: Gary Halvorson
Written by: Brian Buckner, Sebastian Jones, Dana Klein
Monica's devastated when her restaurant receives a bad review, Rachel gets jealous when Ross flirts with a pretty sales girl, and Phoebe helps Chandler prepare for a job interview.
"Well, of course you did, Ross. You'd date a gorilla if it called you Indiana Jones."
HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 4
TOTAL: 8
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S8E22 THE ONE WHERE...
Originally broadcast: 9 May 2002
RACHEL IS LATE
Directed by: Gary Halvorson
Written by: Shana Goldberg-Meehan
Joey regrets his decision about who to take to his movie premiere, Phoebe and Monica make a series of bets about when the baby will arrive, and Chandler's services are offered to help Rachel along.
"When she comes out, you hold her nose, I'll blow in her moth and the kid'll just... pop right out her."
HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 3
TOTAL: 7
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S8E23 THE ONE WHERE...
Originally broadcast: 16 May 2002
RACHEL HAS A BABY: PART ONE
Directed by: Kevin S. Bright
Written by: Scott Silveri
Rachel isn't happy when she's given a semi-private room at the hospital, Chandler and Monica talk about having a baby of their own, and Dr. Drake Ramoray steps in to help Phoebe locate a male patient.
"Squeeze your legs together and cover the baby's ears."
HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 4
TOTAL: 8
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S8E24 THE ONE WHERE...
Originally broadcast: 16 May 2002
RACHEL HAS A BABY: PART TWO
Directed by: Kevin S. Bright
Written by: David Crane, Marta Kauffman
Chandler's horrified to learn that he's about to become a dad, Rachel gets increasingly irritated while waiting for her turn in the delivery room, and Janice and Phoebe raise questions about the future.
"Man, you see the kid on that nose?"
HOLY GODIVA 5 - ONION JACK 5
TOTAL: 10
2
7
0
SEASON NINE
(2002-2003)24 episodes
Season Score: 165
Episode Average: 6.88
Perfect 10's: 1
S9E1 THE ONE WHERE...
Originally broadcast: 26 September 2002
NO ONE PROPOSES
Directed by: Kevin S. Bright
Written by: Sherry Bilsing, Ellen Kreamer
Jack regrets spying on a couple having sex in the janitor's closet, Ross is confused when he's accused of proposing to Rachel, and Monica and Chandler are given tips on how best to conceive.
"Oh, I still can't believe that my sad saw us having sex. He didn't make it to one of my piano recitals, but this he sees!"
HOLY GODIVA 5 - ONION JACK 5
TOTAL: 10
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S9E2 THE ONE WHERE...
Originally broadcast: 3 October 2002
EMMA CRIES
Directed by: Sheldon Epps
Written by: Dana Klein
Joey's attempts to make up with Ross mean a trip to the hospital, Rachel can't figure out how to stop Emma crying, and Chandler accidentally accepts a job in Tulsa after falling asleep in a meeting.
"Name? No, I know Ross, but what's it short for? You know, like Rossell. Or, uh... Or Rosstropher."
HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 4
TOTAL: 8
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S9E3 THE ONE WITH...
Originally broadcast: 10 October 2002
THE PEDIATRICIAN
Directed by: Roger Christiansen
Written by: Brian Buckner, Sebastian Jones
Emma's pediatrician quits after receiving call at all hours, Joey finds a random stranger for a blind date with Phoebe, and plans for Tulsa hit a snag when Monica's offered a job in New York.
"What are you doing? I said seven!"
HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 4
TOTAL: 8
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S9E4 THE ONE WITH...
Originally broadcast: 17 October 2002
THE SHARKS
Directed by: Ben Weiss
Written by: Andrew Reich, Ted Cohen
Joey realises he's been in a woman's apartment before, Ross tries to smooth things over with Mike after upsetting Phoebe, and Monica gets the wrong idea when she walks in on Chandler entertaining himself.
"'What' means, like, if he gets a disease or kills someone, not if he gets his jollies to Jaws."
HOLY GODIVA 3 - ONION JACK 3
TOTAL: 6
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S9E5 THE ONE WITH...
Originally broadcast: 31 October 2002
PHOEBE'S BIRTHDAY DINNER
Directed by: David Schwimmer
Written by: Scott Silveri
Chandler gives into temptation and starts smoking again, Rachel struggles with the idea of being separated from Emma, and Phoebe and Joey try to resist being moved to a smaller table at the restaurant.
"Are you kidding? That woman has the nose of a bloodhound. And the breasts of a Greek goddess."
HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 3
TOTAL: 7
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S9E6 THE ONE WITH...
Originally broadcast: 7 November 2002
THE MALE NANNY
Directed by: Kevin S. Bright
Written by: Marta Kauffman, David Crane
Monica tells Chandler about the funniest man she knows, Phoebe has a conflict of emotions when David arrives back from Russia, and Ross can't handle the idea of Emma having a male nanny.
"I'm funny, right? What do you know? You're a door. You just like knock-knock jokes."
HOLY GODIVA 3 - ONION JACK 3
TOTAL: 6
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S9E7 THE ONE WITH...
Originally broadcast: 14 November 2002
ROSS'S INAPPROPRIATE SONG
Directed by: Gary Halvorson
Written by: Robert Carlock
Rachel's shocked at how Ross manages to make Emma laugh, Phoebe struggles to make the right impression with Paul's parents, and Chandler asks Joey to check the contents of a video found in Richard's apartment.
"Oh, no, no, no, no, no, don't get me wrong. No, he's... not in like a sissy way. No, no, no, when he gets going, he can really rattle a headboard like a sailor on leave."
HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 5
TOTAL: 9
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S9E8 THE ONE WITH...
Originally broadcast: 21 November 2002
RACHEL'S OTHER SISTER
Directed by: Kevin S. Bright
Written by: Shana Goldberg-Meehan
Joey needs an excuse after failing to turn up for the Thanksgiving Parade, Rachel's sister manages to upset almost everyone, and Chandler discovers where he is on the list of people to take care of Emma.
"You know, I can talk to your producers for you. I'm a great liar. Take Monica's dress. I said I loved it, I hate it. I'm also a great moron."
HOLY GODIVA 3 - ONION JACK 2
TOTAL: 5
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S9E9 THE ONE WITH...
Originally broadcast: 5 December 2002
RACHEL'S PHONE NUMBER
Directed by: Ben Weiss
Written by: Mark J. Kunerth
Ross and Mike have difficulty finding anything to talk about, Rachel worries about Ross after giving her number to a guy in a bar, and Joey calls Chandler when he hears Monica with another man.
"Ooh, girl's night out indeed."
HOLY GODIVA 3 - ONION JACK 3
TOTAL: 6
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S9E10 THE ONE WITH...
Originally broadcast: 12 December 2002
CHRISTMAS IN TULSA
Directed by: Kevin S. Bright
Written by: Doty Abrams
Chandler discovers that he has to work in Tulsa over Christmas, Monica questions why a beautiful girl is the only other person in the office, and unwelcome advances lead to a big decision.
"I don't know. I'm not used to girls making passes at me. Wait a minute. Am I sexy in Oklahoma?"
HOLY GODIVA 2 - ONION JACK 2
TOTAL: 4
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S9E11 THE ONE WHERE...
Originally broadcast: 9 January 2003
RACHEL GOES BACK TO WORK
Directed by: Gary Halvorson
Written by: Peter Tibbals, Jed Rubin
Phoebe has problems with nerves while working as an extra, the presence of a rival forces Rachel to return to work earlier than planned, and a new career means plans of parenthood might have to go on hold.
"Uh. Well, he can be a little rough around the edges so I'm gonna replace a word he used a lot with the word 'puppy', Ok, so he said, 'If your puppy friend doesn't get her puppy act together, I am gonna fire her mother-puppy ass'."
HOLY GODIVA 3 - ONION JACK 3
TOTAL: 6
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S9E12 THE ONE WITH...
Originally broadcast: 16 January 2003
PHOEBE'S RATS
Directed by: Ben Weiss
Written by: Brian Buckner, Sebastian Jones,
Dana Klein
Mike meets Phoebe's friend while preparing food in her kitchen, Rachel isn't happy when Monica invites her new rival to her birthday party, and Ross recruits Chandler to keep Joey away from Emma's new nanny.
"Fine, but don't blame me if it doesn't work. Because you know as well as I do that once Joey sets his mind on something, more often than not, he's going to have sex with it."
HOLY GODIVA 3 - ONION JACK 3
TOTAL: 6
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S9E13 THE ONE WHERE...
Originally broadcast: 30 January 2003
MONICA SINGS
Directed by: Gavin Halvorson
Written by: Steven Rosenhaus, Sherry Bilsing,
Ellen Kreamer
Ross decides to reach out to other women after witnessing Rachel's birthday kiss, Chandler offers to finish off the makeover of Joey's eyebrows, and Monica time in the spotlight proves to be a big hit.
"Not well. I went on a subway again and someone did sit on my hand, but that person was neither female nor wearing pants."
HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 4
TOTAL: 8
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S9E14 THE ONE WITH...
Originally broadcast: 6 February 2003
THE BLIND DATES
Directed by: Gavin Halvorson
Written by: Sherry Bilsing, Ellen Kreamer
Phoebe sets Rachel up with the blind date from hell, Ross finds himself being bet on after being stood up at a restaurant, and Monica and Chandler panic when Emma goes missing from their apartment.
"I might have checked to see if I was ovulating a couple of times."
HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 4
TOTAL: 8
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S9E15 THE ONE WITH...
Originally broadcast: 13 February 2003
THE MUGGING
Directed by: Gavin Halvorson
Written by: Peter Tibbals
Joey gets off to a bad start at an audition for a play, Phoebe remembers something about a boy she once mugged, and Chandler has to find a way to market a product with very limited appeal.
"I can't. Oh, I want to, Long Pause... but I can't."
HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 3
TOTAL: 7
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S9E16 THE ONE WITH...
Originally broadcast: 20 February 2003
THE BOOB JOB
Directed by: Gavin Halvorson
Written by: Mark J. Kunerth
Mike suggests that he and Phoebe should move in together, Joey has to think fast when Chandler finds out he leant Monica money, and Rachel sets about baby proofing the apartment.
"Okay, so I'm out $4000 and nobody's boobs are getting any bigger?"
HOLY GODIVA 3 - ONION JACK 3
TOTAL: 6
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S9E17 THE ONE WITH...
Originally broadcast: 13 March 2003
THE MEMORIAL SERVICE
Directed by: Gavin Halvorson
Written by: Brian Buckner, Sebastian Jones,
Robert Carlock
Chandler takes things a little too far when he decides to kill Ross, Joey has to find a way to get Hugsy back from Emma, and Phoebe soon regrets asking Monica for help with Mike.
"Don't listen to him. He's in a really bad mood."
HOLY GODIVA 3 - ONION JACK 4
TOTAL: 7
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S9E18 THE ONE WITH...
Originally broadcast: 3 April 2003
THE LOTTERY
Directed by: Gavin Halvorson
Written by: Sherry Bilsing, Ellen Kreamer,
Brian Bucker, Sebastian Jones
Chandler waits for a call to see if he'll be offered a paid position, Ross is reluctant to get involved with splitting the cost of buying lottery tickets, and Rachel's overjoyed when Emma utters her first word.
"Ah, the 'I'm sorry I rejected you' phone call. I'm not used to getting these from guys."
HOLY GODIVA 2 - ONION JACK 2
TOTAL: 4
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S9E19 THE ONE WITH...
Originally broadcast: 17 April 2003
RACHEL'S DREAM
Directed by: Terry Hughes
Written by: Mark J. Kunerth, Dana Klein
Monica tells Phoebe that her songs aren't appropriate for the restaurant, Chandler and Ross try their best to get revenge on a hotel in Vermont, and Rachel has a dream after a visit to the Days of Our Lives set.
"The food here at Javu will kill you.
The food here at Javu will kill you."
HOLY GODIVA 3 - ONION JACK 3
TOTAL: 6
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S9E20 THE ONE WITH...
Originally broadcast: 24 April 2003
THE SOAP OPERA PARTY
Directed by: Sheldon Epps
Written by: Andrew Reich, Ted Cohen,
Shana Goldberg-Meehan
Rachel questions whether a bit of fun would ruin a friendship, Ross has a surprise when he meets two professors in the coffee shop, and a roof-top party means Chandler's left to face a one-woman show alone.
"Twenty bucks says they're married within the month."
HOLY GODIVA 3 - ONION JACK 3
TOTAL: 6
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S9E21 THE ONE WITH...
Originally broadcast: 1 May 2003
THE FERTILITY TEST
Directed by: Gavin Halvorson
Written by: Robert Carlock, Scott Silveri
Phoebe tries to talk Rachel out of going for a corporate massage, Joey asks Ross for advice on how to impress an intelligent woman, and Janice makes Chandler consider the consequences of a trip to the fertility clinic.
"It is not okay that I am aroused by this now."
HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 4
TOTAL: 8
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S9E22 THE ONE WITH...
Originally broadcast: 8 May 2003
THE DONOR
Directed by: Ben Weiss
Written by: Andrew Reich, Ted Cohen
Ross's bid to be key note speak at a convention hits a snag, Rachel and Phoebe have an awkward moment with Charlie while out shopping, and Chandler introduces Monica to his idea of the perfect man.
"Wow! You look... stop-eating hot!"
HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 4
TOTAL: 8
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S9E23 THE ONE IN...
Originally broadcast: 15 May 2003
BARBADOS: PART ONE
Directed by: Kevin S. Bright
Written by: Shana Goldberg-Meehan, Scott Silveri
Chandler accidentally sets the wheels in motion for a marriage proposal, Ross and Charlie work on recreating the speech when it gets deleted, and Joey puts Rachel on the spot about who she likes.
"You don't own a TV? What's all your furniture pointed at?"
HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 4
TOTAL: 8
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S9E24 THE ONE IN...
Originally broadcast: 15 May 2003
BARBADOS: PART TWO
Directed by: Kevin S. Bright
Written by: Marta Kauffman, David Crane
The weather improves just long enough for Ross to deliver his speech, Mike and Monica square up to do battle at the ping-pong table, and Charlie realises that she has nothing in common with Joey.
"All right. come on, Mike. You can beat her. Knock that dog off her head."
HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 4
TOTAL: 8
3
8
0
SEASON TEN
(2003-2004)18 episodes
Season Score: 141
Episode Average: 7.83
Perfect 10's: 5
S10E1 THE ONE AFTER...
Originally broadcast: 25 September 2003
JOEY AND RACHEL KISS
Directed by: Kevin S. Bright
Written by: Andrew Reich, Ted Cohen
Monica's the only one impressed with her crazy hair solution, Phoebe discovers that Mike has a girlfriend back in New York, and Joey can't bring himself to tell Ross about him and Rachel.
"That's not true. I came with Monica and I'm leaving with Weird Al."
HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 4
TOTAL: 8
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S10E2 THE ONE WHERE...
Originally broadcast: 2 October 2003
ROSS IS FINE
Directed by: Ben Weiss
Written by: Sherry Bilsing, Ellen Kreamer
Frank Jr considers giving up of one his three kids, Chandler puts his foot in it when he and Monica look into the idea of adoption, and Ross hosts an embarrassing evening after finding out about Joey and Rachel.
"That is gonna hurt tomorrow."
HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 5
TOTAL: 9
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S10E3 THE ONE WITH...
Originally broadcast: 9 October 2003
ROSS'S TAN
Directed by: Gary Halvorson
Written by: Brian Buckner
Monica and Phoebe try to avoid calls from an old neighbour, Ross has difficulty counting to five when he goes for a spray tan, and Rachel and Joey hit trouble when they try to move things on to the next level.
"I don't get it. Chandler loved it."
HOLY GODIVA 5 - ONION JACK 5
TOTAL: 10
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S10E4 THE ONE WITH...
Originally broadcast: 23 October 2003
THE CAKE
Directed by: Gary Halvorson
Written by: Robert Carlock
Monica and Chandler have to put plans on hold for Emma's first birthday, Phoebe and Joey present performance pieces for the occasion, and Rachel freaks out when she sees the shape of the cake.
"Oh, cool. Wow, it's like a time capsule. Oh, just think, she's gonna be watching that video on a TV that hasn't even been invented yet, with friends who, right now, are just, like, babies. And they'll be living in a floating city that the humans built to escape the ant people."
HOLY GODIVA 5 - ONION JACK 5
TOTAL: 10
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S10E5 THE ONE WHERE...
Originally broadcast: 30 October 2003
RACHEL'S SISTER BABYSITS
Directed by: Roger Christiansen
Written by: Dana Klein
Phoebe manages to spoil Mike's big anniversary moment, Joey writes a letter of recommendation for the adoption agency, and Ross protests when Rachel lets Amy look after Emma.
"Well, because you signed it 'Baby Kangaroo Tribbiani'."
HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 4
TOTAL: 8
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S10E6 THE ONE WITH...
Originally broadcast: 6 November 2003
ROSS'S GRANT
Directed by: Ben Weiss
Written by: Sebastian Jones
Joey asks Chandler to get him a part in a commercial, Ross discovers that his grant application is in the hands of Charlie's ex, and Monica and Rachel find themselves battling over a Buffay original.
"I'm sorry. I should have given you guys my little black book when I got married. Although, it wasn't so much a book as a napkin. With Janice's phone number on it."
HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 4
TOTAL: 8
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S10E7 THE ONE WITH...
Originally broadcast: 13 November 2003
THE HOME STUDY
Directed by: Kevin S. Bright
Written by: Mark J. Kunerth
Phoebe and Mike struggle to decide between a charitable donation and a big wedding, Rachel doesn't want Ross to take Emma to the playground, and Monica and Chandler try to hide Joey from a visiting social worker.
"Space is filled with orbiting children."
HOLY GODIVA 5 - ONION JACK 5
TOTAL: 10
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S10E8 THE ONE WITH...
Originally broadcast: 20 November 2003
THE LATE THANKSGIVING
Directed by: Gary Halvorson
Written by: Shana Goldberg-Meehan
Monica's persuaded to take up her usual position as Thanksgiving host, Phoebe persuades Rachel to enter Emma in a baby beauty pageant, and Ross and Joey risk being late by going to a hockey game.
"I got mugged and they stole my pocket."
HOLY GODIVA 5 - ONION JACK 5
TOTAL: 10
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S10E9 THE ONE WITH...
Originally broadcast: 8 January 2004
THE BIRTH MOTHER
Directed by: David Schwimmer
Written by: Scott Silveri
Joey tells Phoebe why he doesn't want to go out with her friend again, Rachel helps Ross dress appropriately for a date, and Chandler can't bring himself to go along with a lie at an adoption meeting.
"Oh, excuse me, sir. There seems to be some sort of red crap on my cheesecake."
HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 3
TOTAL: 7
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S10E10 THE ONE WHERE...
Originally broadcast: 15 January 2004
CHANDLER GETS CAUGHT
Directed by: Gary Halvorson
Written by: Doty Abrams
Rachel and Phoebe follow Chandler when they see him with another woman, Monica's more interested in the location than the companion, and news about leaving the city leaves the group in shock.
"Uh, food. No, sex. Food. Sex. Food. Sex... I don't know. Oh, God, I want both. I want... I want girls on bread."
HOLY GODIVA 1 - ONION JACK 1
TOTAL: 2
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S10E11 THE ONE WHERE...
Originally broadcast: 5 February 2004
THE STRIPPER CRIES
Directed by: Kevin S. Bright
Written by: Marta Kauffman, David Crane
Ross asks for permission to break a pact made at college, Phoebe complains when her bachelorette party lacks a little something, and Joey does the contestants no favours when he appears on a game show.
"Did someone call for the long arm of the law?"
HOLY GODIVA 5 - ONION JACK 5
TOTAL: 10
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S10E12 THE ONE WITH...
Originally broadcast: 12 February 2004
PHOEBE'S WEDDING
Directed by: Kevin S. Bright
Written by: Robert Carlock, Dana Klein
Ross and Chandler are left waiting for Rachel to make a decision, Monica's insistence to do everything her way pushes Phoebe to the edge, and news of a blizzard threatens to spoil everything.
"Oh, man! I wouldn't have had breakfast if I knew there were going to be corsages."
HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 3
TOTAL: 7
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S10E13 THE ONE WHERE...
Originally broadcast: 19 February 2004
JOEY SPEAKS FRENCH
Directed by: Gary Halvorson
Written by: Sherry Bilsing, Ellen Kreamer
Joey asks Phoebe to help him learn French for an audition, a revelation from Erica gives Chandler cause for concern, and Ross accompanies Rachel to the hospital when her father has a heart attack.
"By the way, I wanted to ask you something. It would really mean a lot to me if the baby was a boy that you name it after my father... Jiminy Billy Bob."
HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 3
TOTAL: 7
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S10E14 THE ONE WITH...
Originally broadcast: 26 February 2004
PRINCESS CONSUELA
Directed by: Gary Halvorson
Written by: Tracy Reilly, Robert Carlock
Phoebe realises that she can change her name to anything she likes, Rachel gets fired after being caught at an interview for a rival company, and Joey tries to find fault with Monica and Chandler's new house.
"Okay I will. This is, um... this is my husband, um, Crap Bag."
HOLY GODIVA 3 - ONION JACK 3
TOTAL: 6
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S10E15 THE ONE WHERE...
Originally broadcast: 22 April 2004
ESTELLE DIES
Directed by: Gary Halvorson
Written by: David Crane, Marta Kauffman,
Mark J. Kunerth
Phoebe tries to protect Joey from news about his agent, Ross tries to get Rachel her job back to stop her moving to Paris, and Chandler's horrified when he learns the identity of a potential neighbour.
"How would he like to come with me to the Museum of Natural History after everyone else has left, just the two of us, and he can touch anything he wants? I just heard it how you must have heard it, and that's not good."
HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 3
TOTAL: 7
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S10E16 THE ONE WITH...
Originally broadcast: 29 April 2004
RACHEL'S GOING AWAY PARTY
Directed by: Gary Halvorson
Written by: Andrew Reich, Ted Cohen
Erica arrives in New York as her due date gets closer, Chandler finds a pair of furry handcuffs in the guest bedroom, and Ross is upset when he's the only one not to get a goodbye from Rachel.
"No, I don't mind you touching my belly, but right now your hand's kinda blocking the part where the baby's gonna come out."
HOLY GODIVA 3 - ONION JACK 3
TOTAL: 6
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S10E17 THE LAST ONE:
Originally broadcast: 28 May 2004
PART ONE
Directed by: Kevin S. Bright
Written by: Marta Kauffman, David Crane
Ross and Rachel spend the night together after sharing a heart-to-heart, Joey buys something special for Chandler and Monica, and there's a surprise at the hospital when Erica goes into labour.
"I think it's time to kick you in the nuts and see which is worse."
HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 4
TOTAL: 8
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S10E18 THE LAST ONE:
Originally broadcast: 28 May 2004
PART TWO
Directed by: Kevin S. Bright
Written by: Marta Kauffman, David Crane
Ross and Phoebe race across the city to the wrong airport, Monica steps up to the plate when Joey doesn't have what it takes, and an overheard phone call to Rachel freaks out her fellow passengers.
"Well, at least we got these little guys out. Ah, we were worried about you. Hmm. I guess I'd better get used to things crapping in my hand, huh?"
HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 4
TOTAL: 8
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RACHEL KAREN GREEN
Played by Jennifer Aniston
236 episodes
(1994-2004)
- = RACHEL'S MEN = -
BARRY FARBER
Played by Mitchell Whitfield
PAOLO
Played by Cosimo Fusco
DR. JEFFREY ROSEN
Played by Noah Wyle
CARL
Played by Tommy Blaze
MICHAEL
Played by Arye Gross
RUSS
Played by David Schwimmer (Snaro)
JEAN-CLAUDE VAN DAMME
Played by Jean-Claude Van Damme
ROSS
Played by David Schwimmer
MARK ROBINSON
Played by Steven Eckholdt
TOMMY
Played by Ben Stiller
JOSH
Played by Brian 'Fish' Smith
JOSHUA BURGIN
Played by Tate Donovan
DAVE
Played by Zen Gesner
DANNY
Played by George Newbern
JOEY TRIBBIANI (as Rachel Farber)
Played by Matt LeBlanc
SEBASTIAN
Played by Scott Paetty
PAUL STEVENS
Played by Bruce Willis
TAG JONES
Played by Eddie Cahill
HEY! DUDE LOOKS LIKE A LADY!
MELISSA WARBURTON
Played by Winona Ryder
KASH FORD
Played by Johnny Messner
GAVIN MITCHELL
Played by Dermot Mulroney
STEVE
Played by Jon Lovitz
JOEY TRIBBIANI
Played by Matt LeBlanc
CHANDLER BING
Played by Matthew Perry
7
7.6
0
MONICA E. GELLER
Played by Courteney Cox
236 episodes
(1994-2004)
- = MONICA'S MEN = -
PAUL
Played by John Allen Nelson
ALAN
Played by Geoffrey Lower
FUN BOBBY
Played by Vincent Ventresca
DR. MICHAEL MITCHELL
Played by George Clooney
ETHAN
Played by Stan Kirsch
JEAN-CLAUDE VAN DAMME
Played by Jean-Claude Van Damme
DR. RICHARD BURKE
Played by Tom Selleck
JULIO
Played by Carlos Gรณmez
PETE BECKER
Played by Jon Favreau
CHIP MATTHEWS
Played by Dan Gauthier
DR. TIM BURKE
Played by Michael Vartan
CHANDLER BING
Played by Matthew Perry
DR. ROGER
Played by Pat Finn
OOPS!!! ROSS GELLER
Played by David Schwimmer
13
6.9
0
ROSS EUSTACE GELLER, Ph.D.
Played by David Schwimmer
236 episodes
(1994-2004)
- = ROSS'S WOMEN = -
CAROL WILLICK
Played by Anita Barone/Jane Sibbett
NORA TYLER BING
Played by Morgan Fairchild
KRISTEN
Played by Heather Medway
CELIA
Played by Melora Hardin
JULIE
Played by Lauren Tom
RACHEL
Played by Jennifer Aniston
CHLOE
Played by Angela Featherstone
CAILIN
Played by Laura Cayouette
BONNIE
Played by Christine Taylor
CHERYL
Played by Rebecca Romijn
THE POUGHKEEPSIE WOMAN
Played by Yasemin Baytok
THE WOMAN ON THE TRAIN
Played by Shannon Maureen Brown
EMILY WALTHAM
Played by Helen Baxendale
ELIZABETH HORNSWOGGLE
Played by Sarah Peterson
JANICE GORALNIK
Played by Maggie Wheeler
THE WINDOW WOMAN
Played by Samantha Smith
HILLARY
Played by Missi Pyle
JILL GREEN
Played by Reese Witherspoon
ELIZABETH STEVENS
Played by Alexandra Holden
WHITNEY
Played by Julia Campbell
THE WOMAN
Played by Sarah Murdoch
KRISTEN LANG
Played by Gabrielle Union
KRISTEN
Played by Lisa Thornhill
MONA
Played by Bonnie Somerville
KATIE
Played by Rena Sofer
CHARLIE WHEELER
Played by Aisha Tyler
ADRIENNE TURNER
Played by Kimberley Davies
JOAN
Played by Carla Toutz
OOPS!!! MONICA GELLER
Played by Courteney Cox
9
8.4
0
CHANDLER MURIEL BING
Played by Matthew Perry
236 episodes
(1994-2004)
- = CHANDLER'S WOMEN = -
JANICE GORALNIK
Played by Maggie Wheeler
AURORA
Played by Sofia Milos
NINA BOOKBINDER
Played by Jennifer Grant
DANIELLE
Played by Lynn Clark
JADE
Played by Brittney Powell
SUSIE MOSS
Played by Julia Roberts
MARY ANGELA TRIBBIANI
Played by Holly Gagnier
MARY THERESE TRIBBIANI
Played by Mimi Leiber
GINGER
Played by Sherilyn Fenn
JOANNA
Played by Alison La Placa
KATHY
Played by Paget Brewster
MARJORIE
Played by Christina Moore
MONICA GELLER
Played by Courteney Cox
DANA KEYSTONE
Played by Bess Meyer
JULIE GRAFF
Played by Stacy Galina
MISSY GOLDBERG
Played by Ellen Pompeo
RACHEL GREEN
Played by Jennifer Aniston
8
7.8
0
PHOEBE BUFFAY
Played by Lisa Kudrow
236 episodes
(1994-2004)
- = PHOEBE'S MEN = -
DAVID
Played by Hank Azaria
ROGER
Played by Fisher Stevens
DUNCAN
Played by Steve Zahn
ROB DONNEN
Played by Chris Isaak
RYAN
Played by Charlie Sheen
MALCOLM
Played by David Arquette
ROBERT
Played by Markus Flanagan
SERGEI
Played by Jim Pirri
VINCE
Played by Matt Bataglia
JASON
Played by Robert Gant
LARRY
Played by Gregory Sporleder
GARY
Played by Michael Rapaport
KYLE
Played by David Sutcliffe
JAKE
Played by Troy Norton
TIM
Played by Kevin Rahm
ERIC
Played by Sean Penn
JIM NELSON
Played by James Le Gros
PARKER
Played by Alec Baldwin
CLIFF
Played by Eddie McClintock
MIKE HANNIGAN
Played by Paul Rudd
11
7.2
0
JOSEPH FRANCIS TRIBBIANI, Jr.
Played by Matt LeBlanc
236 episodes
(1994-2004)
- = JOEY'S WOMEN = -
ANGELA
Played by Kim Gillingham
SANDY
Played by Sarah MacDonnell
LORRAINE
Played by Nancy Valen
URSULA BUFFAY
Played by Lisa Kudrow
MELANIE
Played by Corinne Bohrer
ERIKA FORD
Played by Brooke Shields
LAUREN
Played by Jennifer Milmore
KATE MILLER
Played by Dina Meyer
KATHY
Played by Paget Brewster
CASEY
Played by ?
THE STRIPPER
Played by Lisa Rotondi
FELICITY
Played by Olivia Williams
CYNTHIA
Played by Jennette Robbins
KATIE
Played by Soleil Moon Frye
JANINE LECROIX
Played by Elle Macpherson
RACHEL FARBER
Played by Jennifer Aniston
THE DRY CLEANER'S WIFE
Played by Susie Park
ERIN
Played by Kristin Davis
JESSICA LOCKHART
Played by Susan Sarandon
KRISTEN LANG
Played by Gabrielle Union
MABLE
Played by Krista Allen
SHELLY
Played by Sasha Alexander
MARY ELLEN JENKINS
Played by Dedee Pfeiffer
HAYLEY
Played by Susan Ward
POPPY
Played by Nikita Ager
EXTRA
Played by Alexandra Margulies
EXTRA
Played by Heather Sims
CHARLIE WHEELER
Played by Aisha Tyler
RACHEL GREEN
Played by Jennifer Aniston
LAURA
Played by Maria Pitillo
SARAH
Played by Annie Parisse
The
FAMILIES
Rachel's Parents
Rachel's Other Family
Ross & Monica's Parents
Ross & Monica's Other Family
Chandler's Parents
Phoebe's Parents
Phoebe's Other Family
Joey's Parents
Joey's Other Family
0
6
0
COOKIE
Played by Alex Meneses
TRIBBIANI
1 episode
(1997)
MARY THERESE
Played by Mimi Lieber
TRIBBIANI
1 episode
(1997)
GINA
Played by K.J. Steinberg
TRIBBIANI
1 episode
(1997)
DINA
Played by Lisa Melilli / Marla Sokoloff
TRIBBIANI
2 episodes
(1997-2001)
VERONICA
Played by Dena Micelli
TRIBBIANI
1 episode
(1997)
MARY ANGELA
Played by Holly Gagnier
TRIBBIANI
1 episode
(1997)
TINA
Played by Lisa Maris
TRIBBIANI
1 episode
(1997)
The
OTHERS
SEASON SCORES
Season 1: 7.88
Season 2: 8.25
Season 3: 8.04
Season 4: 7.54
Season 5: 8.21
Season 6: 7.80
Season 7: 7.79
Season 8: 7.54
Season 9: 6.88
Season 10: 7.83
FAVOURITE EPISODES
Holy Godiva 1. The One with
the Proposal: Part Two
(Season 6, Episode 25 - 2000)
2. The One with
the Prom Video
(Season 2, Episode 14 - 1996)
3. The One Where
Rachel Has a Baby: Part Two
(Season 8, Episode 24 - 2002)
4. The One with
the Late Thanksgiving
(Season 10, Episode 8 - 2003)
5. The One Where
the Stripper Cries
(Season 10, Episode 11 - 2004)
6. The One with
All the Resolutions
(Season 5, Episode 11 - 1999)
7.The One with
Monica and Chandler's Wedding: Part One
(Season 7, Episode 23 - 2001)
8. The One Where
Paul's the Man
(Season 6, Episode 2 - 2000)
9. The One with
Ross's Tan
(Season 10, Episode 3 - 2003)
10. The One Where
No One Proposes
(Season 9, Episode 1 - 2002)
11. The One with
Monica and Chandler's Wedding: Part Two
(Season 7, Episode 24 - 2001)
12. The One Where
Ross Finds Out
(Season 4, Episode 6 - 1997)
13. The One Where
Rachel Finds Out
(Season 1, Episode 24 - 1995)
14. The One Hundredth
(Season 5, Episode 3 - 1998)
15. The One with
All the Thanksgivings
(Season 5, Episode 8 - 1998)
16. The One with
the Rumor
(Season 8, Episode 9 - 2001)
17. The One Where
Ross Got High
(Season 6, Episode 9 - 1999)
18. The One Where
Joey Loses His Insurance
(Season 6, Episode 4 - 1999)
19. The One with
the Holiday Armadillo
(Season 7, Episode 10 - 2000)
20. The One Where
Everybody Finds Out
(Season 5, Episode 14 - 1999)Onion Jack 1. The One Where
Everybody Finds Out
(Season 5, Episode 14 - 1999)
2. The One with
All the Thanksgivings
(Season 5, Episode 8 - 1998)
3. The One with
the Rumor
(Season 8, Episode 9 - 2001)
4. The One Where
the Stripper Cries
(Season 10, Episode 11 - 2004)
5. The One with
All the Resolutions
(Season 5, Episode 11 - 1999)
6. The One Where
Ross Got High
(Season 6, Episode 9 - 1999)
7. The One with
the Late Thanksgiving
(Season 10, Episode 8 - 2003)
8. The One Where
Rachel Has a Baby: Part Two
(Season 8, Episode 24 - 2002)
9. The One After
the Superbowl: Part Two
(Season 2, Episode 13 - 1996)
10. The One with
the Prom Video
(Season 2, Episode 14 - 1996)
11. The One Where
Ross Is Fine
(Season 10, Episode 2 - 2003)
12. The One Hundredth
(Season 5, Episode 3 - 1998)
13. The One with
Monica and Chandler's Wedding: Part Two
(Season 7, Episode 24 - 2001)
14. The One with
Ross's Tan
(Season 10, Episode 3 - 2003)
15. The One with
the Videotape
(Season 8, Episode 4 - 2001)
16. The One Where
No One Proposes
(Season 9, Episode 1 - 2002)
17. The One with
the Football
(Season 3, Episode 9 - 1996)
18. The One with
the Holiday Armadillo
(Season 7, Episode 10 - 2000)
19. The One with
Ross and Monica's Cousin
(Season 7, Episode 19 - 2001)
20. The One Where
They're Up All Night
(Season 7, Episode 12 - 2001)
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