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Mark Wahlberg Mark Wahlberg
John Bennett
Mila Kunis Mila Kunis
Lori Collins
Matt Walsh Matt Walsh
Thomas
Jessica Barth Jessica Barth
Tami-Lynn


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Seth MacFarlane Seth MacFarlane
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Alec Sulkin Alec Sulkin
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Fucking hilarious - an instant classic!

7 years, 1 month ago at Jul 10 7:37
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"Thunder buddies for life, right, Johnny?"

Ted is the feature film debut of writer/director/star Seth MacFarlane, who's best known for his hit television show Family Guy. It's hardly surprising, then, that the film bears a notable resemblance to long-running cartoon series, as MacFarlane retained his proclivity for toilet humour, non-sequiturs, one-liners, obscure movie references a... read more

Solid feature film debut from Seth MacFarlane.

7 years ago at Aug 16 22:48
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Since it was introduced back in 1999, Seth MacFarlane’s work on animated sitcom Family Guy had progressively risen to worldwide fame and has largely influenced a generation. Whilst continuing with the show in 2011, MacFarlane decided to put his talents to the test, so to speak, as he began production on his feature film directorial debut - Ted. We already knew from the very beginning that it was... read more

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6 years, 9 months ago at Nov 1 15:05
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This was a very disappointing movie. After seeing all of those people saying it was one of the funniest movies in a long time, I had high expectations for this movie. Being a fan of both Family Guy and American Dad, I felt very confident that this would be a good movie. Boy how wrong I was. I don't know why I didn't expect anything except a long episode of Family Guy but that's all this movie was ... read more
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As the result of a childhood wish, John Bennett's teddy bear, Ted, came to life and has been by John's side ever since - a friendship that's tested when Lori, John's girlfriend of four years, wants more from their relationship.
Release date: 29 June 2012
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