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Ted (2012)

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Starring (View all)
Mark Wahlberg Mark Wahlberg
John Bennett
Mila Kunis Mila Kunis
Lori Collins
Seth MacFarlane Seth MacFarlane
Ted (voice)
Matt Walsh Matt Walsh
Thomas
Jessica Barth Jessica Barth
Tami-Lynn


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Seth MacFarlane Seth MacFarlane
(screenplay by)
Alec Sulkin Alec Sulkin
(screenplay by)


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Fucking hilarious - an instant classic!

9 years, 2 months ago at Jul 10 7:37
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"Thunder buddies for life, right, Johnny?"

Ted is the feature film debut of writer/director/star Seth MacFarlane, who's best known for his hit television show Family Guy. It's hardly surprising, then, that the film bears a notable resemblance to long-running cartoon series, as MacFarlane retained his proclivity for toilet humour, non-sequiturs, one-liners, obscure movie references a... read more

Solid feature film debut from Seth MacFarlane.

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Since it was introduced back in 1999, Seth MacFarlane’s work on animated sitcom Family Guy had progressively risen to worldwide fame and has largely influenced a generation. Whilst continuing with the show in 2011, MacFarlane decided to put his talents to the test, so to speak, as he began production on his feature film directorial debut - Ted. We already knew from the very beginning that it was... read more

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8 years, 10 months ago at Nov 1 15:05
8 votes
This was a very disappointing movie. After seeing all of those people saying it was one of the funniest movies in a long time, I had high expectations for this movie. Being a fan of both Family Guy and American Dad, I felt very confident that this would be a good movie. Boy how wrong I was. I don't know why I didn't expect anything except a long episode of Family Guy but that's all this movie was ... read more
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As the result of a childhood wish, John Bennett's teddy bear, Ted, came to life and has been by John's side ever since - a friendship that's tested when Lori, John's girlfriend of four years, wants more from their relationship.
Release date: 29 June 2012
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