Ted (2012)

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6.9	IMDB rating

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Directed by

Seth MacFarlane

Starring (View all)

Mark Wahlberg
John Bennett

Mila Kunis
Lori Collins

Seth MacFarlane
Ted (voice)

Joel McHale
Rex

Giovanni Ribisi
Donny

Patrick Warburton
Guy

Matt Walsh
Thomas

Jessica Barth
Tami-Lynn

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Seth MacFarlane
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Alec Sulkin
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Fucking hilarious - an instant classic!

12 years, 5 months ago at Jul 10 7:37

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"Thunder buddies for life, right, Johnny?" Ted is the feature film debut of writer/director/star Seth MacFarlane, who's best known for his hit television show Family Guy. It's hardly surprising, then, that the film bears a notable resemblance to the long-running cartoon series, as MacFarlane retains his proclivity for toilet humour, non-sequiturs, one-liners, obscure movie references and pop cult... read more

Solid feature film debut from Seth MacFarlane.

12 years, 3 months ago at Aug 16 22:48

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Since it was introduced back in 1999, Seth MacFarlane’s work on animated sitcom Family Guy had progressively risen to worldwide fame and has largely influenced a generation. Whilst continuing with the show in 2011, MacFarlane decided to put his talents to the test, so to speak, as he began production on his feature film directorial debut - Ted. We already knew from the very beginning that it was... read more

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12 years, 1 month ago at Nov 1 15:05

rosie

8 votes

This was a very disappointing movie. After seeing all of those people saying it was one of the funniest movies in a long time, I had high expectations for this movie. Being a fan of both Family Guy and American Dad, I felt very confident that this would be a good movie. Boy how wrong I was. I don't know why I didn't expect anything except a long episode of Family Guy but that's all this movie was ... read more

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As the result of a childhood wish, John Bennett's teddy bear, Ted, came to life and has been by John's side ever since - a friendship that's tested when Lori, John's girlfriend of four years, wants more from their relationship.

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