Meet the Spartans (2008)

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Directed by

Aaron Seltzer

Jason Friedberg

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Sean Maguire
Leonidas

Carmen Electra
Queen Margo

Ken Davitian
Xerxes

Kevin Sorbo
Captain

Diedrich Bader
Traitoro

Method Man
Persian Emissary

Jareb Dauplaise
Dilio

Travis Van Winkle
Sonio

Written by

Jason Friedberg
(written by)

Aaron Seltzer
(written by)

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The 'Worst of 2008' list on its own!

14 years, 11 months ago at Jun 13 6:35

PvtCaboose91

4 votes

"This is bullshit!" (an actual quote that accurately describes everything about this movie as well!)

Meet the Spartans is a film I wanted to avoid and at the end of the day should have avoided. After the creators of the appalling Date Movie and Epic Movie announced yet another spoof...I was almost in tears. Just spare a thought about the money the duo of Jason Friedberg and Aaron Se... read more

Bad movie and I am not joking.

15 years, 1 month ago at Apr 5 23:20

John E.

4 votes

The whole jokes in this movie were retarded and were not funny. Believe me the trailer is great then the movie is just really bad they use all the good jokes at the start. The movie runs out of ideas quickly and just try and take the p*ss out of everything. The gay jokes are annoying which happen the whole way over the movie. Beware if your looking for something like Scary Movie your not gettin... read more

Carmen Elektra's tits... and nothing else.

15 years ago at May 24 23:04

Pixa

4 votes

The wors film of the year, with the terrible "Rise:The blood hunter", of course.
Three or four stupid Jokes and a lot of gags that could had been writed by my dog.

Epic Movie, Superhero Movie, Data Movie... there are all some of the Hollywood factory´s originals manufactures.

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The heroic Spartan king Leonidas, armed with nothing but leather underwear and a cape, leads a ragtag bunch of 13 Spartan misfit warriors to defend their homeland against thousands of invading Persians whom include the Ghost Rider, Rocky Balboa, the Autobots, and an ugly hunchbacked Paris Hilton and a shaved-head Brittany Spears.

Release date: 24 January 2008

Tags: Comedy (15), 2008 (12), 2000s (6), Spoof (5), Parody (4), (3), Usa (3), Paris Hilton (3), Not Funny (2), 2000s Spoof (2), Chastity Belt (2), Homoeroticism (2), Archery (2), King (2), War (2), English (2), Wtf (2), Bow And Arrow (1), Beard (1), Spartan (1)

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Movie Maniac posted a review 2 weeks, 4 days ago

“There is something fascinating about watching this wretched, soulless, and utterly uncreative hodge-podge of rancid references and vapid vignettes that are stitched together into an incoherent turgid tapestry that can only be described as "un-humor". That garbage like this got a theatrical release is shameful. That anyone gave these fools money to realize (however shambolically) it is truly unforgivable. The spoof was never a subtle art but Seltzer and Friedberg robbed it of it's charm and replaced an semblance of ridiculous joy and raucous but charming nonsense with loud, obnoxious, and groan-inducing shite.

This dreck can't even be enjoyed in the company of people who revel in "so good, it's bad" style entertainment. HOWEVER, if you feel like unloading a solid lifetime's worth” read more