Review of Meet the Spartans

There is something fascinating about watching this wretched, soulless, and utterly uncreative hodge-podge of rancid references and vapid vignettes that are stitched together into an incoherent turgid tapestry that can only be described as "un-humor". That garbage like this got a theatrical release is shameful. That anyone gave these fools money to realize (however shambolically) it is truly unforgivable. The spoof was never a subtle art but Seltzer and Friedberg robbed it of it's charm and replaced an semblance of ridiculous joy and raucous but charming nonsense with loud, obnoxious, and groan-inducing shite.

This dreck can't even be enjoyed in the company of people who revel in "so good, it's bad" style entertainment. HOWEVER, if you feel like unloading a solid lifetime's worth of rage in the span of barely over an hour...well, this might do. Cinephiles and casuals alike will be left agog at the sheer lack of talent on display. Nary a genuine laugh can be wrenched out of this absolute turd. Maybe some maniacal chortles as you lose your mind at the sheer audacity to call this a movie. Abomination is a much more suitable nomenclature.