Weird Celebrity Pets

Bill and Neal

(Okay, a ferret isn't that weird, but it's still Bill Hicks and a ferret.)

George and Max

There's something about southern writers and peacocks. Hunter Thompson also had a bunch of them.

Benjamin Harrison's children had a goat named His Whiskers who would pull them around in a cart.

Just like Lincoln!

Ice and his wallaroo, Bucky.

Teddy Roosevelt's one-legged rooster. Ol' Ted also had a badger, a bear, a hyena.

Paris Hilton and her kinkajou.

...This one makes me sad.

Salvador and his ocelot, Babou

The Coolidges had many pets including a raccoon, a mini hippo, a bear and an antelope.

Frida and her monkey and deer

Deer were apparently once super popular pets. Brigitte Bardot also had one:

Iron Mike and one of his many pigeons. Oh, and his tiger.

Billy Taft had a cow and no one ever made jokes about it.

Pauline was the last cow to live at the White House. I wish they would bring that back.

Mike and Bubbles

Not so much pets as they are farm equipment, Woody bought a bunch of sheep to keep the White House lawn in check. He also had a ram that, so they say, would chew tobacco.

Tippi Hedren, Melanie Griffith and Togar who they adopted from...

Anton and Diane LaVey