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My favourite quotes..

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People who added this item 4412 Average listal rating (2875 ratings) 8.1 IMDB Rating 8.3
BEST QUOTE:
"Open the pod bay doors, HAL."


OTHERS:
"I'm afraid I can't let you do that, Dave."

"Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer do. I'm half crazy all for the love of you. It won't be a stylish marriage, I can't afford a carriage. But you'll look sweet upon the seat of a bicycle built for two."

"Here you are, sir, main level please."
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People who added this item 6259 Average listal rating (4256 ratings) 8.2 IMDB Rating 8.3
BEST QUOTE:
"I was cured, all right!"


OTHERS:
"I woke up. The pain and sickness all over me like an animal. Then I realized what it was. The music coming up from the floor was our old friend, Ludwig Van, and the dreaded Ninth Symphony."

"Can ye spare some cutter, me brothers?"

"Viddy well, little brother. Viddy well."
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BEST QUOTE:
"Don't call me stupid."


OTHERS:
"I love watching your ass when you walk. Is that beautiful or what? Don't go near him, he's mine!"

"Pork away, pal. Fuck her blue."

"I love robbing the English, they're so polite."
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People who added this item 1266 Average listal rating (740 ratings) 8 IMDB Rating 8
BEST QUOTE:
"Hey, toots! Canary bird, will you get out of the bathroom!"


OTHERS:
"Stella! Hey, Stella!"

"You think I'm gonna interfere with you?... You know, maybe you wouldn't be bad to interfere with."

"Remember what Huey Long said that every man is a king, and I'm the king around here. And don't you forget it."
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People who added this item 3461 Average listal rating (2452 ratings) 7.9 IMDB Rating 8.4
Aliens (1986)
BEST QUOTE:
"Get away from her, you bitch!"


OTHERS:
"Not bad for a human."
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People who added this item 6688 Average listal rating (4591 ratings) 7.8 IMDB Rating 8.3
BEST QUOTE:
"I feel like I've been in a coma for the past twenty years. And I'm just now waking up."


OTHERS:
"You don't get to tell me what to do ever again."

"Look at me, jerking off in the shower... This will be the high point of my day; it's all downhill from here."

"I don't think that there's anything worse than being ordinary."

"1970 Pontiac Firebird. The car I've always wanted and now I have it. I rule!"
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People who added this item 3366 Average listal rating (2060 ratings) 8.2 IMDB Rating 8.5
BEST QUOTE:
"Here's looking at you, kid."


OTHERS:
"Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship."

"Play it, Sam. Play 'As Time Goes By.'"

"We'll always have Paris."
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People who added this item 2862 Average listal rating (1775 ratings) 8.2 IMDB Rating 8.3
BEST QUOTE:
"Rosebud..."


OTHERS:
"I don't think there's one word that can describe a man's life."

"You know, Mr. Bernstein, if I hadn't been very rich, I might have been a really great man."

"I always gagged on that silver spoon."
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People who added this item 3189 Average listal rating (2006 ratings) 7 IMDB Rating 7.2
BEST QUOTE:
"Lying is the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off but it's better if you do."


OTHERS:
"I know who you are. I love you. I love everything about you that hurts."

"A good fight is never clean."

"Yes, I saw her naked. No, I did not fuck her."

"Where is this love? I can't see it, I can't touch it, I can't feel it. I can hear it. I can hear some words but I can't do anything with your easy words."
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People who added this item 1340 Average listal rating (926 ratings) 7 IMDB Rating 7.2
(REPRESENTING ALL JAMES BOND FILMS)

BEST QUOTE:
"The name's Bond. James Bond."


OTHERS:
"Vodka martini. Shaken not stirred."

"How's our girl? Melted your cold heart yet?"

"Pay attention, 007, I've always tried to teach you two things. First, never let them see you bleed." "And the second?" "Always have an escape plan."
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BEST QUOTE:
"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room!"


OTHERS:
"I will not go down in history as the greatest mass-murderer since Adolf Hitler."

"Gee, I wish we had one of them doomsday machines."
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BEST QUOTE:
"E.T. phone home."
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People who added this item 8585 Average listal rating (6136 ratings) 7.7 IMDB Rating 7.9
BEST QUOTE:
"Hold me." "I can't."


OTHERS:
"We're looking for the man with the hands."
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People who added this item 9310 Average listal rating (6844 ratings) 8.3 IMDB Rating 8.8
Fight Club (1999)
BEST QUOTE:
"My God. I haven't been fucked like that since grade school."


OTHERS:
"Now, a question of etiquette - as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?"

"This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time."

"Fight Club was the beginning, now it's moved out of the basement, it's called Project Mayhem."
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People who added this item 8379 Average listal rating (6215 ratings) 7.5 IMDB Rating 8.1
Finding Nemo (2003)
BEST QUOTE:
"I shall call him squishy and he shall be mine and he shall be my squishy."


OTHERS:
"Jellyman, offspring. Offspring, Jellyman."

"Sharkbait! Hoo ha ha!"

"Wow. I wish I could speak whale."

"I am a nice shark, not a mindless eating machine. If I am to change this image, I must first change myself. Fish are friends, not food."

"Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine!"

"It's because I like you, I don't want to be with you. It's a complicated emotion."
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People who added this item 9480 Average listal rating (6976 ratings) 7.9 IMDB Rating 8.8
BEST QUOTE:
"My momma always said, 'Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.'"


OTHERS:
"You have to do the best with what God gave you."

"Stupid is as stupid does."

"I'm sorry I ruined your New Year's Eve party, Lieutenant Dan. She tasted like cigarettes."
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People who added this item 4111 Average listal rating (2725 ratings) 8 IMDB Rating 8.3
BEST QUOTE:
"You climb obstacles like old people fuck!"


OTHERS:
"A day without blood is like a day without sunshine."

"Bullshit. It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress."

"Get your fat ass up there! I'll bet if there was some pussy up there you would get up there, wouldn't you?"

"Did your parents have any children that lived?"

"Drop your cocks and grab your socks!"

"My thoughts drift back to erect nipple wet dreams about Mary Jane Rottencrotch and the Great Homecoming Fuck Fantasy. I am so happy that I am alive, in one piece and short. I'm in a world of shit... yes. But I am alive. And I am not afraid."

"Tonight... you pukes will sleep with your rifles! You will give your rifle a girl's name! Because this is the only pussy you people are going to get! Your days of finger-banging old Mary Jane Rottencrotch through her pretty pink panties are over! You're married to this piece, this weapon of iron and wood! And you will be faithful!"
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People who added this item 6641 Average listal rating (4710 ratings) 7.8 IMDB Rating 8.5
Gladiator (2000)
BEST QUOTE:
"My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius. Commander of the Armies of the North. General of the Felix Legions. Loyal servant to the true Emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife โ€“ and I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next."


OTHERS:
"Are you not entertained?!"

"What we do in life echoes in eternity."

"It vexes me. I'm terribly vexed."
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People who added this item 2527 Average listal rating (1536 ratings) 7.9 IMDB Rating 8.1
BEST QUOTE:
"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn."


OTHERS:
"I'm very drunk and I intend on getting still drunker before this evening's over."

"Dreams, dreams always dreams with you, never common sense."

"Whatever happens, I'll love you just as I do now until I die."
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People who added this item 5480 Average listal rating (3804 ratings) 8 IMDB Rating 8.4
BEST QUOTE:
"Say Auf Weidersehen to your Nazi balls."


OTHERS:
"You probably heard we ain't in the prisoner-takin' business; we in the killin' Nazi business. And cousin, business is a-boomin'."

"We have all our rotten eggs in one basket. The objective of the operation: blow up the basket."

"Monsieur LaPadite, to both your family and your cows I say: Bravo."
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People who added this item 2285 Average listal rating (1477 ratings) 8.2 IMDB Rating 8.6
BEST QUOTE:
"Every time a bell rings, an angel gets his wings."


OTHERS:
(In the book) "Remember, no man is a failure who has friends."

"You've been given a great gift, George: A chance to see what the world would be like without you."

"I wanna live again!"

"A toast to my big brother George: The richest man in town."
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People who added this item 4679 Average listal rating (3168 ratings) 7.4 IMDB Rating 8.1
BEST QUOTE:
"You're gonna need a bigger boat."


OTHERS:
"My husband tells me you're in sharks."

"Smile you son of a BITCH."

"I'm not talkin' 'bout pleasure boatin' or day sailin'. I'm talkin' 'bout workin' for a livin'. I'm talkin' 'bout sharkin'!"
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People who added this item 3500 Average listal rating (2428 ratings) 7.3 IMDB Rating 7.6
Kick-Ass (2010)
BEST QUOTE:
"Ok, you cunts. Let's see what you can do now."


OTHERS:
"Fuck this shit, I'm getting the bazooka!"

"With no power, comes no responsibility. Except, *that* wasn't true."

"So, you wanna play?"
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People who added this item 1268 Average listal rating (810 ratings) 7.5 IMDB Rating 7.9
King Kong (1933)
BEST QUOTE:
"It wasn't the airplanes. It was beauty that killed the beast."
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People who added this item 2109 Average listal rating (1422 ratings) 7.5 IMDB Rating 7.8
Misery (1990)
BEST QUOTE:
"Eat it till ya choke, you sick, twisted fuck!"


OTHERS:
"God, I love you."

"I am your number one fan. There is nothing to worry about. You are going to be just fine. I am your number one fan."

"You're just another lying ol' dirty birdy."
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People who added this item 1215 Average listal rating (798 ratings) 8.3 IMDB Rating 8.1
BEST QUOTE:
"I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore!"


OTHERS:
"Television is not the truth. Television is a goddamned amusement park."

"Good morning, Mr. Beale. They tell me you're a madman."
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People who added this item 4462 Average listal rating (2969 ratings) 8.5 IMDB Rating 8.7
BEST QUOTE:
"Which one of you nuts has got any guts?"


OTHERS:
"If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way."

"Jesus Christ! D'you nuts wanna play cards or do ya wanna fuckin' jerk off?"
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People who added this item 1773 Average listal rating (1180 ratings) 7.6 IMDB Rating 8
BEST QUOTE:
"Take your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape!"


OTHERS:
"Man has no understanding. He can be taught a few simple tricks. Nothing more."

"Doctor, would an ape make a human doll that TALKS?"

"Imagine me needing someone. Back on Earth I never did. Oh, there were women. Lots of women. Lots of love-making but no love. You see, that was the kind of world we'd made. So I left, because there was no one to hold me there."
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People who added this item 4208 Average listal rating (2785 ratings) 8.3 IMDB Rating 8.5
Psycho (1960)
BEST QUOTE:
"A boy's best friend is his mother."


OTHERS:
"We all go a little mad sometimes."

"Oh, we have 12 vacancies. 12 cabins, 12 vacancies."

"Wouldn't it be better if you put her... someplace?"

"A hobby is supposed to pass the time, not fill it."

"She might've fooled me but she didn't fool my mother."
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People who added this item 8623 Average listal rating (6212 ratings) 8.3 IMDB Rating 8.9
Pulp Fiction (1994)
BEST QUOTE:
"Does he look like a bitch?"


OTHERS:
"'What' ain't no country I've ever heard of. They speak English in What?"

"Oh, I'm sorry, did I break your concentration?"

"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee."

"You leave town tonight. Right now. And when you gone, you stay gone or you be gone."

"So, you're gonna go out there and you're gonna say "Good night. I've had a very lovely evening." Walk out the door, get in the car, go home, jerk off and that's all you gonna do."

"So pretty please, with sugar on top, clean the fuckin' car."

"Well, let's not start suckin' each other's dicks quite yet."
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People who added this item 4176 Average listal rating (2720 ratings) 7.9 IMDB Rating 8.3
Scarface (1983)
BEST QUOTE:
"Say hello to my little friend!"


OTHERS:
"I'm Tony Montana! You fuck with me, you fuckin' with the best!"

"Can't you stop saying fuck all the time?"
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People who added this item 3473 Average listal rating (2301 ratings) 6.6 IMDB Rating 7.4
BEST QUOTE:
"Life is like a movie. Only you can't choose your genre."


OTHERS:
"Don't you blame the movies! Movies don't create psychos, movies make psychos more creative."

"Guess I remembered the safety that time, bastard."
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(REPRESENTING ALL SIX STAR WARS FILMS)

BEST QUOTE:
"I am your father."


OTHERS:
"I love you." "I know."

"A young Jedi named Darth Vader, who was a pupil of mine until he turned to evil, helped the Empire hunt down and destroy the Jedi knights. He betrayed and murdered your father. Now the Jedi are all but extinct. Vader was seduced by the dark side of the Force."

"Sir, it's quite possible this asteroid is not entirely stable."

"I am a Jedi, like my father before me."

"There was no father. I carried him, I gave birth, I raised him. I can't explain what happened."

"I have a bad feeling about this."

"Once more, the Sith will rule the galaxy! And... we shall have peace."
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People who added this item 1581 Average listal rating (1021 ratings) 8.5 IMDB Rating 8.4
BEST QUOTE:
"All right, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my close-up."


OTHERS:
"No-one ever leaves a star. That's what makes one a star."

"Norma, you're a woman of 50, now grow up. There's nothing tragic about being 50, not unless you try to be 25."
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BEST QUOTE:
"No, not Barker. That man is dead. It's Todd now. Sweeney Todd. And he will have his revenge."


OTHERS:
"I can guarantee the closest shave you'll ever know."

"At last! My arm is complete again."

"These are desperate times, Mrs. Lovett and desperate measures are called for..."
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People who added this item 7838 Average listal rating (5654 ratings) 8.3 IMDB Rating 9
BEST QUOTE:
"You either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain."


OTHERS:
"Why so serious?"

"The only sensible way to live in this world is without rules."

"He's a silent guardian. A watchful protector. A dark knight."

"Wanna know how I got these scars?"
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People who added this item 5283 Average listal rating (3616 ratings) 8 IMDB Rating 8.5
BEST QUOTE:
"I'm the guy who does his job. You must be the other guy."


OTHERS:
"I mean the guy murdered somebody right? The guy fuckin' murdered somebody and you don't fuckin' take him!"

"What's a lace-curtain motherfucker like you doing in the Staties?"

"What Freud said about the Irish is: We're the only people who are impervious to psychoanalysis."

"I fucking know you. I know your family. You make one more drug deal with that idiot fucking cop-magnet of a cousin of yours and I'll forget your grandmother was so nice to me. I'll cut your fucking nuts off. You understand that?"
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People who added this item 2484 Average listal rating (1413 ratings) 8.1 IMDB Rating 8.1
BEST QUOTE:
"I am not an elephant! I am not an animal! I am a human being! I am a man!"


OTHERS:
"Life!... is full of surprises. Consider the fate of this creature's poor mother, struck down in the fourth month of her maternal condition by an elephant, a wild elephant. Struck down!... on an uncharted African isle. The result is plain to see... Ladies and gentlemen... The terrible... Elephant... Man..."

"My life is full because I know I am loved."
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People who added this item 6387 Average listal rating (4367 ratings) 8.7 IMDB Rating 9.2
The Godfather (1972)
BEST QUOTE:
"I'm gonna make him an offer he won't refuse."


OTHERS:
"Never hate your enemies. It affects your judgment."

"I don't like violence, Tom. I'm a businessman; blood is a big expense."
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People who added this item 4516 Average listal rating (2957 ratings) 8.6 IMDB Rating 9
BEST QUOTE:
"Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer."


OTHERS:
"I know it was you, Fredo. You broke my heart. You broke my heart!"

"My father's name was Antonio Andolini... and this is for you."
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People who added this item 2280 Average listal rating (1411 ratings) 7.7 IMDB Rating 8
The Graduate (1967)
BEST QUOTE:
"Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me, aren't you?"


OTHERS:
"Mrs. Robinson, if you don't mind my saying so, this conversation is getting a little strange."
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People who added this item 7655 Average listal rating (5408 ratings) 7.9 IMDB Rating 8.5
The Lion King (1994)
BEST QUOTE:
"Remember who you are. You are my son and the one true king."


OTHERS:
"What do you want me to do, dress in drag and do the hula?"

"Don't ever do that again! Carnivores, ugh!"

"Long live the king."
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(REPRESENTS THE WHOLE TRILOGY)

BEST QUOTE:
"Do you remember the Shire, Mr. Frodo? It'll be spring soon, and the orchards will be in blossom. And the birds will be nesting in the hazel thicket. And they'll be sowing the summer barley in the lower fields. Eating the first of the strawberries with cream. Do you remember the taste of strawberries?"


OTHERS:
"The battle for Helm's Deep is over. The battle for Middle-Earth is about to begin."

"My... precious."

"In the Common tongue it says, ''One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them, One Ring to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them.''"

"I made a promise, Mr. Frodo. A promise. "Don't you leave him, Samwise Gamgee", and I don't mean to. I don't mean to!"

"You.. shall not.. pass!"

"Sons of Gondor! Of Rohan! My brothers! I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the heart of me! A day may come when the courage of men fails, when we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship. But it is not this day. An hour of wolves and shattered shields when the age of Men comes crashing down! But it is not this day! This day we fight! By all that you hold dear on this good Earth, I bid you stand! Men of the West!"

"I wish the Ring had never come to me. I wish none of this had happened."
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People who added this item 6531 Average listal rating (4542 ratings) 8.2 IMDB Rating 8.4
BEST QUOTE:
"Here's Johnny!"


OTHERS:
"Wendy, I'm home!"

"All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy."

"Little pigs, little pigs, let me come in! Not by the hair of your chiny-chin-chins? Then I'll huff, and I'll puff, and I'll blow your house in!"

"Wendy, give me the bat."
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BEST QUOTE:
"A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti."


OTHERS:
"You fly back to school now, little Starling. Fly, fly, fly. Fly, fly, fly."

"Ohh.. and, Senator, just one more thing: .. love your suit."

"It rubs the lotion on its skin. It does this whenever it's told."

"Quid pro quo - I tell you things, you tell me things. Not about this case, though. About yourself. Quid pro quo. Yes or no?"
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People who added this item 7249 Average listal rating (5170 ratings) 7.5 IMDB Rating 8.1
BEST QUOTE:
"I see dead people."


OTHERS:
"Walking around like regular people. They don't see each other. They only see what they want to see. They don't know they're dead."
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People who added this item 3719 Average listal rating (2448 ratings) 7.7 IMDB Rating 8
BEST QUOTE:
"There's no place like home."


OTHERS:
"Toto, I have a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore."

"Ring around the rosie, a pocket full of spears! Thought you were pretty foxy, didn't you? Well! The last to go will see the first three go before her! And your mangy little dog, too!"

"A heart is not judged by how much you love; but by how much you are loved by others."
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People who added this item 9379 Average listal rating (6813 ratings) 7.1 IMDB Rating 7.9
BEST QUOTE:
"I'm the king of the world!"


OTHERS:
"I can see the Statue of Liberty already!... Very small, of course."

"I'd rather be his whore than your wife."

"Well, I believe you may get your headlines, Mr. Ismay."

"That's the one good thing about Paris: there's a lot of girls willing to take their clothes off."

"Fifteen-hundred people went into the sea, when Titanic sank from under us. There were twenty boats floating nearby... and only one came back. One. Six were saved from the water, myself included. Six... out of fifteen-hundred. Afterward, the seven-hundred people in the boats had nothing to do but wait... wait to die... wait to live... wait for an absolution... that would never come."
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People who added this item 7784 Average listal rating (5552 ratings) 7.6 IMDB Rating 8.3
(REPRESENTING THE WHOLE TRILOGY)

BEST QUOTE:
"To infinity and beyond!"


OTHERS:
"Over in that house is a kid who thinks you are the greatest and it's not because you're a space ranger, pal. It's because you're a toy. You are HIS toy."

"How dare you open a Space man's helmet on an uncharted planet? My eyeballs could have been sucked from of their sockets!"

"Now Woody, he's been my pal for as long as I can remember. He's brave, like a cowboy should be. And kind, and smart. But the thing that makes Woody special, is he'll never give up on you... ever. He'll be there for you, no matter what."

"Years of Academy training wasted."

"The Claaaaawwww!"

"Buzz, you've got wings! You glow in the dark! You talk! Your helmet does that, that... *whoosh* thing! You are a cool toy! As a matter of fact, you're too cool."

"You never forget kids like Emily, or Andy, but they forget you."

"That was definitely Woody's finest hour!"

"I told you kids to stay out of my butt!"
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People who added this item 409 Average listal rating (260 ratings) 8 IMDB Rating 8.1
BEST QUOTE:
"Made it, Ma! Top of the world!"


OTHERS:
"A copper, a copper, how do you like that boys? A copper and his name is Fallon. And we went for it, I went for it. Treated him like a kid brother. And I was gonna split fifty-fifty with a copper! "
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I haven't got a favourite film quote so I decided to add the films in the list in A-Z order with some of the best quotes in the films in the notes section.

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