Those Names

Tucker actually is one of the names that George Carlin attacked!

The name Tucker is actually appropriate in this case.

The first person I knew of with the given name Peyton was the annoying football star Peyton Manning. I don't know if the young Peytons were named after Manning, but it seems to be a weird given name for a girl.
Fact: There are at least two actresses with the name Peyton List.

How in Anakin Skywalker's bunghole did I forget to add the name Hayden when I first created this list?

I have nothing against Hayden Christensen or the other people on this list - with the exception of Tucker Carlson. This list is about the names.

Tip to parents:
If you're going to give your kid a name, at least be able to fucking spell it!

My God, I thought that George was joking when he included McKenna on one of his lists of names.

Male or female, the name Bryce is just plain goofy, for lack of a better word..

Another trendy name. It's one of the goofiest first names that can be given. The funny thing is that this guy in the picture looks like a Skyler.

I'm sure that George would have had something to say about the name Jaden.

(Sigh) The ever-so-trendy Madison. I remember that Madison was one of the possible names my brother and his wife were going to give their daughter. Fortunately, they actually picked a real name.

It's bad enough when boys are given the first name Blake, but for a girl it's just fucking ridiculous.