No Thank You

Who the fuck are you to block off an entire level of a hospital? Your baby is no better than anyone else's.

Alien ghosts

I wear as much make up as a drag queen and dress in tasteless clothing because I'm in denial that I'm old and a mother.I'm doing the whole cougar thing,duh!

I'm also a judge on one of the most boring, overrated t.v shows of all time and I can barely sing myself.

I beat the shit out of women but I'm tired of appologizing for it!You should all love me, you're just a bunch of haters!

I still like Chris so I sing songs degrading myself about how I love being taken advantage of and how I'm such a dirty, nasty woman so people won't feel sorry for me and we can get back together!

I'm stiff and awkward on Two and a Half Men and I also got sick of f-ing a woman twice my age,the novelty wears off after a while dude.

I use the gay community as a gimmick for my success.

I always forget that I'm a white,teenaged,little boy.

I have sex with him:). ^

Can't sing for shit. Annoying nails on chalkboard voice

I'm old but I'm still hip and not going anywhere!

I am just a douche.