Jaws 3 (Jaws 3-D) (1983)

Why It’s Rated (549 movies items)

"Rated: PG Why it’s rated: 3-D shark violence and Adult language."

Pop Culture Phenomenon Films: 80’s (830 movies items)

" Jaws 3-D (titled Jaws III in its 2-D form) is a 1983 American horror film directed by Joe Alves and starring Dennis Quaid, Bess Armstrong, Lea Thompson and Louis Gossett Jr. It is the second sequel to Steven Spielberg's Jaws and the third installment in the Jaws franchise. The film follows the Brody children from the previous films to SeaWorld, a Florida marine park with underwater tunnels and lagoons. As the park prepares for opening, a young great white shark infiltrates the park from th"

Tier Ranking: The Worst Films of 1982 - 1983 (44 movies items)

"For many critics, the film was not only a low point for franchise, but it was laughably bad as a 3-D movie. My thoughts? Even if it was a Doctor Tongue film from SCTV it would still be very bad."

Movies That I have watched all (2154 movies items)

"3.0/10"

DVD Pickups Fall/Winter 2022 (45 movies items)

"This was released in the glorious year of 1983-D, when 3-D movies were all of a sudden the rage again (Amityville 3 and Treasure of the Four Crowns also released in 3-D that year). The switch to having Jaws go nuts at Seaworld was a nice change up, with a young Dennis Quaid as the hero (as one of the grown up Brody boys). This scared the crap out of me as a kid so looking forward to revisiting it."

Watched films in 2022 (175 movies items)

"7.8. Blu-ray Kolmososa pelaakin ilokseni ihan eri sarjassa. Siinä ei perinteisessä mielessä toimi oikein mikään, eikä sillä itse haita ja Brodyn veljeksiä lukuunottamatta ole mitään tekemistä edeltäjiensä kanssa ja ellen paremmin tietäisi, olisin varmasti uskonut katsovani kolmen liiran italokopiota. Hellyyttävä kaakattava kalkkuna, josta ei vaan voi olla innostumatta. 3D:nähän olisi varmasti mestariteos, on niin hienoja tehosteita. Valitettavasti TV-valmistajat unohtivat Tap"

Dead Meat Kill Counts (149 movies items)

" 5 confirmed deaths in 3-D! All 5 dude shark snacks! and Jaws 3 Animal deaths: 2 Running time: 98 mins Number of deaths: 5 Kills per average: 19.6 mins Most Jawiest death: Phillip FitzRoyce, who becomes shark food. Most brutal death: Phillip. Least brutal death: Scuba coral reef thief Survivors: Michael Brody, Sandy Dolphin, Cindy Dolphin, Sean Brody, Kelly Ann Bukowski,, water skiing performers, Sea World visitors, Liz, and Calvin Bouchard"

“Jaws 3-D is not as bad as Jaws:The Revenge, which for me is one of the worst sequels ever, but it is the complete anti-thesis of the masterpiece that is Spielberg's original film. Even the second film was better, and while I would hardly call that film a masterpiece, it was watchable.

One major problem with this film is that it's dull, in my opinion that is. I wouldn't have minded so much the sluggish pace if the suspense and plot were up to par. Sadly, neither are. The plot is both unoriginal and close to being a non-event.

The suspense, tension and thrills were what made the original so memorable, there is next to none of that here. The music and direction do not help. The music feels very predictably placed sometimes which spoils the mood of the scene, and the direct” read more

Lessons To Be Learned From Horror Films (552 movies items)

"Aquatic animals and mammals, are best left in the wild. And in 3-D!"

“Podría decir que 90% de la película es ver un aburrido espectáculo de mundo marino y el otro 10 de ataque de tiburón. No se porque hacer tanto en efectos de computadora si se ven de la verga, sobre todo esa escena donde el tiburón rompe el cristal, mi familia entera se cago de la risa al verla, ah si y los personajes son jodidamente olvidables, 2/10” read more

Movies Watched in 2019 (59 movies items)

"August 4th"

Films watched in 2017 (314 movies items)

"3D Blu-ray - Monday 06.11.17"