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Lessons To Be Learned From Horror Films

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Creep

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Family.

You can’t live with them. You can’t live without them.
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Night Swim (2024)
Swim, as if your life depends on it.

Or don’t. Your call.
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You can’t trust anyone.

Not your friends, family, or the military. At all.
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People who added this item 138 Average listal rating (99 ratings) 5.6 IMDB Rating 5.6
What stays underground, doesn't stay underground for long.

Like toxic waste, and C.H.U.D.S.

Also, we are responsible for the mess we make. Literally and figuratively speaking.
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Talk to Me (2022)
Don’t play it!

Seriously. Don’t!
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Some secrets are better left kept.

What’s yours?
People who added this item 100 Average listal rating (74 ratings) 4.7 IMDB Rating 5
Or does it?

I don’t know. You tell me.
People who added this item 184 Average listal rating (105 ratings) 7.4 IMDB Rating 7.1
“O, beware, my lord, of jealousy; it is the green-ey'd monster, which doth mock the meat it feeds on."

Critics, what do they know?
People who added this item 449 Average listal rating (272 ratings) 7.4 IMDB Rating 7
Tenebre (1982)
Should creators be held responsible, for their own creations?

Everybody’s a critic.
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Your past could back to haunt you.

Literally.
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If it’s meant to contain an evil presence...

Don’t let it out!
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Identity (2003)
Are you, or someone else than you?

Can you trust yourself?
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White Noise (2005)
You can communicate with the dead, but...

Is it a great idea?
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It’s a warning.

Your dreams and visions, can be the key to the future.

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M3GAN (2022)
Friends are forever.

And will never leave you. No matter what.
People who added this item 24 Average listal rating (14 ratings) 5.8 IMDB Rating 4.9
Turn off that TV set!

It will ruin your life.
People who added this item 230 Average listal rating (161 ratings) 6.8 IMDB Rating 7.2
You have to eat, into order to have your dinner!

You can’t eat, if you don’t have your dinner!
People who added this item 117 Average listal rating (89 ratings) 5.8 IMDB Rating 6.5
Turn your frown, into a smile!

Literally.
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People who added this item 64 Average listal rating (48 ratings) 6.1 IMDB Rating 6.1
Clowns are terrifying.

I hate clowns.
People who added this item 146 Average listal rating (106 ratings) 6.8 IMDB Rating 7.1
Stay, leave, or not. We don’t care either way.

Hey, don’t leave yet!

Also... Men are creeps.

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Don’t exploit animals.

All King Kong, wanted is to be left alone.
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Just leave nature alone.

Please?
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King Kong (1933)
“It was beauty, who killed the beast.”

Aren’t humans, just the worst?
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Don’t excavate there.

Nothing good, has ever come from exploring or colonizing where you shouldn’t.
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People who added this item 279 Average listal rating (189 ratings) 5.2 IMDB Rating 5.2
In space, no one can hear your last scream.

Go ahead, scream because noise doesn't travel in space!
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Don't open it!

All of hell could rain down on you! That’s what could happen.
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Hellboy (2004)
Just because you’re a devil, doesn’t mean you can’t kick some serious evil ass.

Your actions don’t determine who you are.
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Never Solve a Haunted Puzzle

If you come across an old, sketchy board game, leather bound book, or other strange ritualistic device don’t solve it. Don’t even touch it.

Why on earth would you even want to unlock whatever could be, and probably is, trapped inside puzzle. This is especially true if one of your friends jokingly says, “What’s the worst that could happen?”

Also, give into pain.

You know you want to.
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We will be back.

You have burnt us before, but don’t worry. We will be back.

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People who added this item 117 Average listal rating (78 ratings) 6.2 IMDB Rating 5.9
Be happy with what you have.

Not what with you don’t have.
People who added this item 195 Average listal rating (142 ratings) 5.4 IMDB Rating 5.6
Extinction is pretty a given fact, if you’re a dinosaur.

They had a good run.
People who added this item 1009 Average listal rating (627 ratings) 5.4 IMDB Rating 5.6
Embrace who you are.

Especially, that someone is someone who kills vampires.
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Put down that record!

You don’t know where, it came from.

And also if you are going to choose a team, choose team evil.
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Revenge!

Even if it takes years or centuries. a person will get theirs, eventually.

Also, don’t do seances. You might invite evil into your home.
People who added this item 71 Average listal rating (35 ratings) 5.3 IMDB Rating 5.4
Love can conquer all.

Maybe?
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Underworld (2003)
The war between vampires and werewolves, will never end.

And also, Love can defeat anything.
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People who added this item 628 Average listal rating (433 ratings) 5.6 IMDB Rating 6.1
The Church doesn’t have your best interests, at heart.

There are greedy, opportunistic people, in charge. And that’s just the Pope.

And also, if you see a vampire, kill a vampire.
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People who added this item 849 Average listal rating (540 ratings) 6.7 IMDB Rating 7
Is it real?

Or is it something else? Well?
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Motel Hell (1980)
You are what you eat.

Literally.
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Terror Train (1980)
Live by the prank....

Die by the prank.
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Machines will be the death, of us all yet.

Just you wait and see.

And also, there is strength in numbers.
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Little Nicky (2000)
Just because you’re the son of the Devil, doesn’t mean you have to be the son of the Devil.

And also, Ozzy rules!
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People who added this item 763 Average listal rating (497 ratings) 6.2 IMDB Rating 6.4
You’re next door neighbour, could be a vampire.

A hot sexy vampire. But don’t worry, no one will ever believe you.
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People who added this item 194 Average listal rating (126 ratings) 5.6 IMDB Rating 6
Doing bad things and getting away with it, sounds like a good idea at first.

Direct actions, have direct consequences.

And also, friends help friends, and not all monsters are monsters.
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That hot looking babe, that is interested in you, could be a vampire.

And also revenge, is a dish best served with fangs.
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Don’t go into the woods!

You may never know, who or what is in there.
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There are varying lessons, to be learned from this film.

But here is one, more related to the filming of the film.

Please, don’t put other people’s lives in danger.
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Vampires need love too.

Especially, sparkly vampires.
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Don't go into the backwoods.

Or at least, be prepared if you do.
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Don’t answer the phone.

Hello? It’s Death, will you accept the collect call?
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Some times, lessons can be learned from horror movies. Note: this is very much, a humor based list, if anything else.

Suggestions are welcomed!

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