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Lessons To Be Learned From Horror Films

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7.7

Longlegs (2024)

In order to find the creep....

You must get help from a creep.

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6.1

The Poughkeepsie Tapes (2007)

He is out there!

You’re next!

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4.8

The Strangers: Chapter 1 (2024)

Don’t open the door!

Seriously, don’t!

5.7

In a Violent Nature (2024)

If you go in the woods today...

You’re gonna die.

3.8

4.7

Imaginary (2024)

Evil can be cute and cuddly.

Go on, give evil a hug!

6.9

6.6

Abigail (2024)

Vampires can come in all sizes.

This one wants to play with you! And then kill you.

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6.4

6.2

Frankenhooker (1990)

Can’t find love?

Then make love!

6.7

A Quiet Place: Day One (2024)

Be quiet.

Stay quiet.

6.1

Lisa Frankenstein (2024)

Love can last forever.

Don’t have it? You can make it.

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5.1

Bless the Child (2000)

Satan is coming!

Can we be saved? Or is too late?

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200

6.3

The Fury (1978)

If you have a power, it will be exploited.

I H’VE GOT THE POWER!

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327

6.1

6.3

Dark Skies (2013)

Aliens!

If you see a alien or experience them, you’re dead!

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363

6.5

Inferno (1980)

Hey you!

You who go poking into things, where they don’t belong! You’re dead already!

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817

7.3

Possession

Relationships will come and go..

Yours will the Devil, will never end.

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6.9

Death Proof (2007)

Don’t mess with girls.

Unless you wanna get your ass kicked.

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2162

Planet Terror (2007)

If you gonna kick ass...

Then you should really truly kick ass.

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5.9

6.1

The Last Voyage of the Demeter (2023)

Obvious vampire is...

Obvious vampire. Obviously.

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5.7

6.4

Renfield (2023)

Dracula is not your friend.

Never has, nor will he will be.

5.9

5.8

Immaculate (2024)

Don’t trust anyone.

No. Really. Don’t

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5.1

5.8

Old (2021)

You’re going to get old.

So, you might as well accept it.

7.3

6.5

The First Omen (2024)

He is coming!

And you won’t be ready, for when does!

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6.8

7.1

Late Night with the Devil (2023)

Satan is up all night!

Every night!

6.4

5.7

Nightmares (1983)

Play stupid games....

Win even stupider prizes.

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4.9

4.6

Deadtime Stories (1986)

Your favourite fairy tales, can become nightmares.

Give a boo, read a book.

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6.7

5.8

The Vagrant (1992)

Let buyer beware.

If the place, you live looks to good to be true, well it is.

“This is not, my beautiful house.”

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802

6.2

6.4

Darkman (1990)

Revenge!

If you do something wrong, it will come looking....FOR YOU!

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5.9

The House on Sorority Row

Don’t presume that your victim, won’t fight back.

There is strength in numbers.

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124

6.5

6.6

Pin (1989)

Seeing is believing.

Is it real, or is it fake? Which is it?

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1775

7.9

Night of the Living Dead (1968)

Good luck with zombies...

When dealing with zombies, you're gonna lose. Everytime.

And also, we are the actual living dead.

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252

5.8

5.7

Return of the Living Dead II (1988)

No one can save us, from the living dead.

Except for ourselves.

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469

6.7

6.8

Night of the Living Dead (1990)

When there is no room in Hell....

The dead will walk the Earth.

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1623

6.3

7.1

Tremors (1990)

Be prepared.

Better safe than sorry! Have ammo will travel.

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734

Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer (1986)

Trust no one.

The person who you think is a monster, likely is a monster

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1008

5.7

6.1

Wrong Turn (2003)

Don't go there.

You may never know, who or what lurks in the back woods.

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131

6.3

6.6

Evil Dead Rise

Family.

You can’t live with them. You can’t live without them.

4.7

Night Swim (2024)

Swim, as if your life depends on it.

Or don’t. Your call.

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5.7

5.9

Body Snatchers (1993)

You can’t trust anyone.

Not your friends, family, or the military. At all.

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140

5.6

C.H.U.D.

What stays underground, doesn't stay underground for long.

Like toxic waste, and C.H.U.D.S.

Also, we are responsible for the mess we make. Literally and figuratively speaking.

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124

7.1

Talk to Me (2022)

Don’t play it!

Seriously. Don’t!

5.9

Cobweb

Some secrets are better left kept.

What’s yours?

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4.7

Halloween Ends

Or does it?

I don’t know. You tell me.

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7.3

7.1

Theater of Blood

“O, beware, my lord, of jealousy; it is the green-ey'd monster, which doth mock the meat it feeds on."

Critics, what do they know?

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7.4

Tenebre (1982)

Should creators be held responsible, for their own creations?

Everybody’s a critic.

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5.1

House III: The Horror Show (1989)

Your past could back to haunt you.

Literally.

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153

6.1

6.9

The Black Phone

Don’t answer the phone.

Hello? It’s Death, will you accept the collect call?

6.1

5.9

Censor (2021)

Don’t watch it.

Snuff films, are censored for a very good reason.

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6.2

6.1

Basket Case (1982)

Family is everything.

Let nothing or nobody, stand in your way.

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169

5.1

5.2

Cherry Falls (2000)

Sex!

If you have it, be careful out there.

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725

6.8

It Follows

It doesn't necessarily, have to have a form.

Just the unknown itself, is scary enough.

And also.... Sex! Now that I have your attention, be careful out there.

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1190

7.2

7.1

Naked Lunch (1992)

Drugs, man.

It’s a real trip.

And also, everything and nothing is real. And real is nothing.

Exterminate all rational thought.

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