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Lessons To Be Learned From Horror Films
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Creep
Body Snatchers (1993)
You canât trust anyone.
Not your friends, family, or the military. At all.
Not your friends, family, or the military. At all.
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What stays underground, doesn't stay underground for long.
Like toxic waste, and C.H.U.D.S.
Also, we are responsible for the mess we make. Literally and figuratively speaking.
Like toxic waste, and C.H.U.D.S.
Also, we are responsible for the mess we make. Literally and figuratively speaking.
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âO, beware, my lord, of jealousy; it is the green-ey'd monster, which doth mock the meat it feeds on."
Critics, what do they know?
Critics, what do they know?
Tenebre (1982)
Should creators be held responsible, for their own creations?
Everybodyâs a critic.
Everybodyâs a critic.
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If itâs meant to contain an evil presence...
Donât let it out!
Donât let it out!
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Identity (2003)
Are you, or someone else than you?
Can you trust yourself?
Can you trust yourself?
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White Noise (2005)
You can communicate with the dead, but...
Is it a great idea?
Is it a great idea?
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The Mothman Prophecies (2002)
Itâs a warning.
Your dreams and visions, can be the key to the future.
Your dreams and visions, can be the key to the future.
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You have to eat, into order to have your dinner!
You canât eat, if you donât have your dinner!
You canât eat, if you donât have your dinner!
Barbarian (2022)
Stay, leave, or not. We donât care either way.
Hey, donât leave yet!
Also... Men are creeps.
Hey, donât leave yet!
Also... Men are creeps.
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Donât exploit animals.
All King Kong, wanted is to be left alone.
All King Kong, wanted is to be left alone.
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King Kong (1933)
âIt was beauty, who killed the beast.â
Arenât humans, just the worst?
Arenât humans, just the worst?
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Ghosts of Mars (2001)
Donât excavate there.
Nothing good, has ever come from exploring or colonizing where you shouldnât.
Nothing good, has ever come from exploring or colonizing where you shouldnât.
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Hellraiser: Bloodline (1996)
In space, no one can hear your last scream.
Go ahead, scream because noise doesn't travel in space!
Go ahead, scream because noise doesn't travel in space!
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Don't open it!
All of hell could rain down on you! Thatâs what could happen.
All of hell could rain down on you! Thatâs what could happen.
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Hellboy (2004)
Just because youâre a devil, doesnât mean you canât kick some serious evil ass.
Your actions donât determine who you are.
Your actions donât determine who you are.
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Hellbound: Hellraiser II (1988)
Never Solve a Haunted Puzzle
If you come across an old, sketchy board game, leather bound book, or other strange ritualistic device donât solve it. Donât even touch it.
Why on earth would you even want to unlock whatever could be, and probably is, trapped inside puzzle. This is especially true if one of your friends jokingly says, âWhatâs the worst that could happen?â
Also, give into pain.
You know you want to.
If you come across an old, sketchy board game, leather bound book, or other strange ritualistic device donât solve it. Donât even touch it.
Why on earth would you even want to unlock whatever could be, and probably is, trapped inside puzzle. This is especially true if one of your friends jokingly says, âWhatâs the worst that could happen?â
Also, give into pain.
You know you want to.
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We will be back.
You have burnt us before, but donât worry. We will be back.
You have burnt us before, but donât worry. We will be back.
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Extinction is pretty a given fact, if youâre a dinosaur.
They had a good run.
They had a good run.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1992)
Embrace who you are.
Especially, that someone is someone who kills vampires.
Especially, that someone is someone who kills vampires.
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The Lords of Salem (2013)
Put down that record!
You donât know where, it came from.
And also if you are going to choose a team, choose team evil.
You donât know where, it came from.
And also if you are going to choose a team, choose team evil.
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Mark of the Witch (1970)
Revenge!
Even if it takes years or centuries. a person will get theirs, eventually.
Also, donât do seances. You might invite evil into your home.
Even if it takes years or centuries. a person will get theirs, eventually.
Also, donât do seances. You might invite evil into your home.
Underworld (2003)
The war between vampires and werewolves, will never end.
And also, Love can defeat anything.
And also, Love can defeat anything.
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The Church doesnât have your best interests, at heart.
There are greedy, opportunistic people, in charge. And thatâs just the Pope.
And also, if you see a vampire, kill a vampire.
There are greedy, opportunistic people, in charge. And thatâs just the Pope.
And also, if you see a vampire, kill a vampire.
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Brotherhood of the Wolf (2001)
Is it real?
Or is it something else? Well?
Or is it something else? Well?
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Maximum Overdrive (1986)
Machines will be the death, of us all yet.
Just you wait and see.
And also, there is strength in numbers.
Just you wait and see.
And also, there is strength in numbers.
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Little Nicky (2000)
Just because youâre the son of the Devil, doesnât mean you have to be the son of the Devil.
And also, Ozzy rules!
And also, Ozzy rules!
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Youâre next door neighbour, could be a vampire.
A hot sexy vampire. But donât worry, no one will ever believe you.
A hot sexy vampire. But donât worry, no one will ever believe you.
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Doing bad things and getting away with it, sounds like a good idea at first.
Direct actions, have direct consequences.
And also, friends help friends, and not all monsters are monsters.
Direct actions, have direct consequences.
And also, friends help friends, and not all monsters are monsters.
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That hot looking babe, that is interested in you, could be a vampire.
And also revenge, is a dish best served with fangs.
And also revenge, is a dish best served with fangs.
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The Watcher in the Woods (1980)
Donât go into the woods!
You may never know, who or what is in there.
You may never know, who or what is in there.
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Twilight Zone: The Movie (1983)
There are varying lessons, to be learned from this film.
But here is one, more related to the filming of the film.
Please, donât put other peopleâs lives in danger.
But here is one, more related to the filming of the film.
Please, donât put other peopleâs lives in danger.
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Don't go into the backwoods.
Or at least, be prepared if you do.
Or at least, be prepared if you do.
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Some times, lessons can be learned from horror movies. Note: this is very much, a humor based list, if anything else.
Suggestions are welcomed!
Also there maybe spoilers.
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Also there maybe spoilers.
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