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Lessons To Be Learned From Horror Films

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The Fly II (1989)
Don't experimenting on people.

Things always back fire, when you do.
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When dealing with evil.....

Always have a plan B.
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People who added this item 247 Average listal rating (153 ratings) 6.9 IMDB Rating 6.7
Hellish dimensions.

Don't open them.
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Don't look.

If someone tells not to look, then don't.
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TerrorVision (1986)
TV is the most evil invention, ever.

So don't watch it.

And nothing is ever free. Not even free Cable television.
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Things are not, what they seem.

Obvious werewolf, is obvious werewolf. Obviously.
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Change the channel.

Or better don't watch it, at all.
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The Boogeyman.

He exists. And he will find you.
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People are very rarely who they seem to be.

So be very careful.
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People who added this item 471 Average listal rating (294 ratings) 6.5 IMDB Rating 6.6
Thee beast inside.

Some people, have a inner demon/beast inside. It will come out.

Eventually.
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Don't enter the woods.

Seriously, don't.
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People who added this item 153 Average listal rating (124 ratings) 6.5 IMDB Rating 6.8
Family

You can't choose who becomes a part of it. Appreciate them.

While you still can.
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Alligators

They make for lousy pets. And also, take really good of your pets.
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Werewolves (or in this case Were Marsupials) are people too.

So we should be considerate, to them.

In this case, they are based on the now extinct Tasmanian Tigers.

Thanks to us, horrible humans. Making us the true monsters.
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People who added this item 122 Average listal rating (100 ratings) 7.2 IMDB Rating 7.6
Technology

One day. It will be the death of us all.
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People who added this item 244 Average listal rating (194 ratings) 7.1 IMDB Rating 7.3
The past.

Some secrets about it, are better off not knowing about.
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Evil Dead (2013)
Don't read that book.

Seriously. Don't.
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You can't run from death.

Try as you may, you can't cheat death. Because, death always has the last word.
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Addictions

Kick them. Before you they kick you.
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Live by the prank....

Die by the prank.
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The past

You can't change it. It will always end badly.
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The future.

It's unpredictable, and never rarly on straight path.

That's why they call it the future.
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Don't build there.

You know what they say..... Location. Location. Location.

Especially, if it's a sacred ground.
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Experimenting on people.

Will almost certainly always, back fire. Badly.
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People who added this item 140 Average listal rating (89 ratings) 6.1 IMDB Rating 6.1
You are what you eat.

Literally.
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People who added this item 727 Average listal rating (477 ratings) 6.7 IMDB Rating 6.8
Curses are meant to be taken, serious.

Stealing from pirates, and failing to save them during a storm? You're cursed!

Bitten by a werewolf? You're cursed!

Get the idea?
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Don't go on there, or on it.

Seriously, what part of death ship don't you get?
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People who added this item 1929 Average listal rating (1205 ratings) 7 IMDB Rating 7.4
Hire a professional.

In dealing with ghosts, monsters, and what not, don't take things into your own hands.

Hire someone who has experience, in dealing with them.

Also, if you're going to build houses, don't built them on top of sacred burial grounds. Or relocate graves.
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Sure, it looks harmless....

Any animal, dog or cat can go from best friend, to killer in a second.
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Fame

Some people, will do anything to win a part or get a role.

Anything.
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Keep the Holiday spirit.

Or you will be visited, by Krampus. Especially if you have been naughty!
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If you think it's over, it isn't.

The past will come to haunt you, no matter what.
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If it's dead, then it should stay dead.

Leave well enough alone.
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Not all aliens, are cute and adorable.

Some are small, deadly, and ferocious.
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Don't go in there.

Seriously. Don't.
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Don't play God.

"Hey. Remember those aliens they tried to kill us? Let's clone them! What's the worse that can happen?"
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Don't do it.

It may seem like a great idea, at the time but don't. And also, don't be surprised, if your backyard has dead bodies buried there.
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Nature.

Don't mess with it.
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People who added this item 500 Average listal rating (321 ratings) 4.3 IMDB Rating 4.2
Conquer your fears.

Before they conquer you.
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Be afraid of the dark.

Be very afraid.
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Silence is golden.

It may just save you in the end. And when the shit goes down, be prepared.
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Love comes in many shapes and forms.

Just like water.
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Don't build it there.

Don't build anything, on top of a graveyard or the gates of Hell.
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Don't make a pact with The Devil.

Unless you want unfathomable powers.
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Listen to children.

If kids say they have a creepy imaginary friend who is threatening the family, move out of the house and fork over all your money for extensive psychotherapy.

Kids have pretty good instincts in horror films so please listen when they are complaining about a lady hiding in their closet, floating in the pool, or dead people roaming the halls.

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Don't pick up, Hitchhikers.

This one is pretty simple and right up there on the top things never to do, ever. Never let a hitchhiker around your vehicle, into your vehicle, and above all else, please don’t let him stay with you in you house because who knows what he will do.

If they give you a sob story about their life hardships and good intentions, do not give in and move on.
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Don't go into the woods.

Seriously don't. You won't make it out alive.
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Don't shower.

Another big takeaway from horror films is that practicing good hygiene is how you end up dead. Do not shower. You don’t know who could be waiting in the shower, or waiting for you to get out.

As a matter of fact, don’t even go into the bathroom. Don’t wash your face and look into the mirror because there will probably be someone standing right behind you.

Bathrooms are bad.
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Double tap the monster/demon/ghosts.

If you are ever in a haunted situation, overkill is never a bad thing. And please once you kill it, do not walk over and stand right over the body to see if it is dead, because chances are, it’s not.

And that’s when it grabs your leg and your game is over.
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Don't open it!

All of hell could rain down on you! That’s what could happen.
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