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Lessons To Be Learned From Horror Films

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You have to eat, into order to have your dinner!

You can’t eat, if you don’t have your dinner!
People who added this item 43 Average listal rating (29 ratings) 5.7 IMDB Rating 6.7
Turn your frown, into a smile!

Literally.
People who added this item 21 Average listal rating (11 ratings) 6.4 IMDB Rating 6.4
Clowns are terrifying.

I hate clowns.
People who added this item 77 Average listal rating (54 ratings) 6.6 IMDB Rating 7.1
Stay, leave, or not. We don’t care either way.

Hey, don’t leave yet!
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People who added this item 4587 Average listal rating (3165 ratings) 6.5 IMDB Rating 7.2
Don’t exploit animals.

All King Kong, wanted is to be left alone.
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People who added this item 407 Average listal rating (295 ratings) 5.5 IMDB Rating 5.9
King Kong (1976)
Just leave nature alone.

Please?
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People who added this item 1240 Average listal rating (784 ratings) 7.4 IMDB Rating 7.9
King Kong (1933)
“It was beauty, who killed the beast.”

Aren’t humans, just the worst?
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People who added this item 583 Average listal rating (426 ratings) 4.9 IMDB Rating 4.9
Don’t excavate there.

Nothing good, has ever come from exploring or colonizing where you shouldn’t.
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People who added this item 276 Average listal rating (187 ratings) 5.2 IMDB Rating 5.2
In space, no one can hear your last scream.

Go ahead, scream because noise doesn't travel in space!
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People who added this item 410 Average listal rating (284 ratings) 5.5 IMDB Rating 5.5
Don't open it!

All of hell could rain down on you! That’s what could happen.
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People who added this item 3136 Average listal rating (2122 ratings) 6.6 IMDB Rating 6.8
Hellboy (2004)
Just because you’re a devil, doesn’t mean you can’t kick some serious evil ass.

Your actions don’t determine who you are.
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People who added this item 555 Average listal rating (388 ratings) 6.5 IMDB Rating 6.5
Never Solve a Haunted Puzzle

If you come across an old, sketchy board game, leather bound book, or other strange ritualistic device don’t solve it. Don’t even touch it.

Why on earth would you even want to unlock whatever could be, and probably is, trapped inside puzzle. This is especially true if one of your friends jokingly says, “What’s the worst that could happen?”

Also, give into pain.

You know you want to.
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People who added this item 1523 Average listal rating (953 ratings) 6.4 IMDB Rating 6.9
We will be back.

You have burnt us before, but don’t worry. We will be back.
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Be happy with what you have.

Not what with you don’t have.
Extinction is pretty a given fact, if you’re a dinosaur.

They had a good run.
People who added this item 999 Average listal rating (620 ratings) 5.4 IMDB Rating 5.6
Embrace who you are.

Especially, that someone is someone who kills vampires.
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People who added this item 223 Average listal rating (147 ratings) 5.7 IMDB Rating 5.1
Put down that record!

You don’t know where, it came from.

And also if you are going to choose a team, choose team evil.
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People who added this item 3 Average listal rating (1 ratings) 4 IMDB Rating 4.6
Revenge!

Even if it takes years or centuries. a person will get theirs, eventually.

Also, don’t do seances. You might invite evil into your home.
People who added this item 72 Average listal rating (36 ratings) 5.4 IMDB Rating 5.4
Love can conquer all.

Maybe?
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People who added this item 3209 Average listal rating (2128 ratings) 6.7 IMDB Rating 7
Underworld (2003)
The war between vampires and werewolves, will never end.

And also, Love can defeat anything.
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People who added this item 618 Average listal rating (427 ratings) 5.6 IMDB Rating 6.1
The Church doesn’t have your best interests, at heart.

There are greedy, opportunistic people, in charge. And that’s just the Pope.

And also, if you see a vampire, kill a vampire.
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People who added this item 836 Average listal rating (532 ratings) 6.7 IMDB Rating 7
Is it real?

Or is it something else? Well?
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People who added this item 153 Average listal rating (98 ratings) 6.3 IMDB Rating 6
Motel Hell (1980)
You are what you eat.

Literally.
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People who added this item 140 Average listal rating (99 ratings) 6.4 IMDB Rating 5.8
Terror Train (1980)
Live by the prank....

Die by the prank.
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People who added this item 284 Average listal rating (197 ratings) 5.7 IMDB Rating 5.5
Machines will be the death, of us all yet.

Just you wait and see.

And also, there is strength in numbers.
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People who added this item 1593 Average listal rating (1095 ratings) 5.1 IMDB Rating 5.3
Little Nicky (2000)
Just because you’re the son of the Devil, doesn’t mean you have to be the son of the Devil.

And also, Ozzy rules!
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People who added this item 756 Average listal rating (494 ratings) 6.2 IMDB Rating 6.4
You’re next door neighbour, could be a vampire.

A hot sexy vampire. But don’t worry, no one will ever believe you.
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People who added this item 193 Average listal rating (125 ratings) 5.6 IMDB Rating 6.1
Doing bad things and getting away with it, sounds like a good idea at first.

Direct actions, have direct consequences.

And also, friends help friends, and not all monsters are monsters.
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That hot looking babe, that is interested in you, could be a vampire.

And also revenge, is a dish best served with fangs.
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People who added this item 96 Average listal rating (54 ratings) 6.2 IMDB Rating 6.3
Don’t go into the woods!

You may never know, who or what is in there.
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People who added this item 494 Average listal rating (308 ratings) 6.4 IMDB Rating 6.5
There are varying lessons, to be learned from this film.

But here is one, more related to the filming of the film.

Please, don’t put other people’s lives in danger.
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People who added this item 4129 Average listal rating (2867 ratings) 5.1 IMDB Rating 5.2
Twilight (2008)
Vampires need love too.

Especially, sparkly vampires.
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Don't go into the backwoods.

Or at least, be prepared if you do.
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People who added this item 105 Average listal rating (76 ratings) 6 IMDB Rating 7
Don’t answer the phone.

Hello? It’s Death, will you accept the collect call?
People who added this item 35 Average listal rating (25 ratings) 6.1 IMDB Rating 5.9
Censor (2021)
Don’t watch it.

Snuff films, are censored for a very good reason.
People who added this item 269 Average listal rating (171 ratings) 6.1 IMDB Rating 6.2
Basket Case (1982)
Family is everything.

Let nothing or nobody, stand in your way.
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People who added this item 166 Average listal rating (97 ratings) 5.1 IMDB Rating 5.2
Cherry Falls (2000)
Sex!

If you have it, be careful out there.
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People who added this item 697 Average listal rating (506 ratings) 6.9 IMDB Rating 6.8
It Follows (2015)
It doesn't necessarily, have to have a form.

Just the unknown itself, is scary enough.

And also.... Sex! Now that I have your attention, be careful out there.
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People who added this item 1174 Average listal rating (637 ratings) 7.2 IMDB Rating 7.1
Naked Lunch (1992)
Drugs, man.

It’s a real trip.

And also, everything and nothing is real. And real is nothing.

Exterminate all rational thought.
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People who added this item 284 Average listal rating (157 ratings) 7 IMDB Rating 6.5
Maniac (1980)
Don’t go out there!

I warned you, not to go out there, tonight!
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People who added this item 73 Average listal rating (44 ratings) 6.5 IMDB Rating 5.9
Fade to Black (1980)
Movies are not worth dying for.

The long hand for fanatic, is fan.
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People who added this item 439 Average listal rating (255 ratings) 7.4 IMDB Rating 7.2
Ghosts, have unfinished business. The accent on the word, unfinished.

That house is not fit to live in. No one's been able to live in it. It doesn't want people.
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People who added this item 491 Average listal rating (317 ratings) 4.3 IMDB Rating 4.2
Boogeyman (2005)
Conquer your fears.

Before they conquer you.
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People who added this item 86 Average listal rating (55 ratings) 4.4 IMDB Rating 4.6
The Boogey Man, exists.

And he wants to get down, and boogie with you.
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People who added this item 28 Average listal rating (15 ratings) 5.3 IMDB Rating 4.8
“Do Not Approach the Nameless One Lest Your Soul Be Withered."

Um, yeah..... that means you. You idiot.
People who added this item 555 Average listal rating (306 ratings) 6.8 IMDB Rating 6.9
Drugs and science, don't mix.

No matter, how "groovy and far out", it may seem.
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People who added this item 394 Average listal rating (249 ratings) 5.3 IMDB Rating 5.5
Be nice.

The geeky outsider, or bullied will have their day.

Also, technology will end us all. Log off. Now.
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People who added this item 265 Average listal rating (147 ratings) 5.7 IMDB Rating 5.8
The Crush (1993)
Don’t play games with other people’s hearts.

She’s pretty, hot, and dangerous. Stay away from her.
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People who added this item 507 Average listal rating (345 ratings) 6.1 IMDB Rating 6.2
The boy next door.

He is not what he seems. What a creep.
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People who added this item 1686 Average listal rating (1141 ratings) 7 IMDB Rating 7.3
Cape Fear (1991)
Protect your family at all costs.

The life you save, maybe theirs.
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Suggestions are welcomed!

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