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Lessons To Be Learned From Horror Films

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Dracula (1979)
Vampires need love too!

Have you hugged your vampire, today?
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People who added this item 741 Average listal rating (425 ratings) 7.5 IMDB Rating 7.2
Don’t look now.

You won’t like what you find. Pass the warning.
People who added this item 239 Average listal rating (128 ratings) 6.8 IMDB Rating 6.5
Children can be creepy.

"Kids these days."
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People who added this item 25 Average listal rating (17 ratings) 5.5 IMDB Rating 5.6
The Boogens (1981)
Leave things alone.

No, seriously. And also, leave while you still can.
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People who added this item 144 Average listal rating (91 ratings) 6.8 IMDB Rating 6.2
Pieces (1982)
Violence begets violence.

And also, get rid of that filthy porn. Before it rots your life and mind.
People who added this item 39 Average listal rating (28 ratings) 6.1 IMDB Rating 5.6
Terrifier (2018)
Clowns are just the worse.

It’s no laughing matter.
People who added this item 21 Average listal rating (1 ratings) 10 IMDB Rating 6.2
You can’t kill evil.

Or can you?
People who added this item 37 Average listal rating (27 ratings) 6.2 IMDB Rating 6.3
Malignant (2021)
You should really look into it.

Before if it’s too late.
People who added this item 192 Average listal rating (117 ratings) 6.1 IMDB Rating 5.9
The Funhouse (1981)
Carnivals are not always fun.

Especially ones, run by a murderous family.
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People who added this item 34 Average listal rating (3 ratings) 6.7 IMDB Rating 7.4
Leave the past, in the past.

“The 60’s must have been groovy.” But were they really?
People who added this item 159 Average listal rating (102 ratings) 7 IMDB Rating 7.3
Be quiet.

Silence can actually save you.
The devil can wait.

If anything, Satan is really patient.
People who added this item 66 Average listal rating (48 ratings) 4.7 IMDB Rating 5.3
Play the game, before it plays you.

After all, what is blood if it’s not something to be shed?
People who added this item 62 Average listal rating (35 ratings) 6.1 IMDB Rating 6
Candyman (2021)
The past, can come to haunt you.

Racism, is enteral. Just in case, you’re wondering.
People who added this item 118 Average listal rating (76 ratings) 5.4 IMDB Rating 5.3
It can happen again, and will happen again.

Racism is on going, and must be confronted.
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People who added this item 153 Average listal rating (99 ratings) 6.1 IMDB Rating 6.1
“Magic is the oldest trick in the book".

And also, don’t bargain with evil. Evil always wins in the end.
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People who added this item 158 Average listal rating (115 ratings) 5.7 IMDB Rating 6.4
Escape Room (2019)
You can’t escape.

Death will always find you. And also, the wealthy do really crazy things things.
People who added this item 957 Average listal rating (602 ratings) 5.9 IMDB Rating 6
Saw VI (2009)
Let the punishment, fit the crime.

Please, end it now!
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People who added this item 70 Average listal rating (49 ratings) 5.8 IMDB Rating 5.4
The Guardian (1990)
Check you references.

No, seriously..... check them. Don’t hire strangers.
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People who added this item 379 Average listal rating (255 ratings) 6.3 IMDB Rating 6.5
Research, is your best friend.

It will get you out of jams, more often than not. And also, be careful when heading to foreign destinations.

Be really, really careful.
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People who added this item 843 Average listal rating (566 ratings) 7.2 IMDB Rating 7.3
Angel Heart (1987)
Don’t bargain your life.

Satan, doesn’t except refunds. Not now, not ever.

Don’t even try, to hide. He is everywhere and everything.
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People who added this item 73 Average listal rating (40 ratings) 5.4 IMDB Rating 5.8
Old (2021)
You’re going to get old.

So, you might as well accept it.
People who added this item 280 Average listal rating (220 ratings) 6.1 IMDB Rating 6.6
Be nice.

You know, just in case.

If at first, you don't succeed.....

Try, try again. Or die trying.
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People who added this item 99 Average listal rating (80 ratings) 5.8 IMDB Rating 5.9
The end of the world, will come one day.

But don’t worry, God will save us all. Maybe?
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People who added this item 44 Average listal rating (30 ratings) 5.2 IMDB Rating 5.1
Not all aliens are friendly.

Or eat Reese’s Pieces, for that matter.
People who added this item 23 Average listal rating (13 ratings) 5.8 IMDB Rating 0
Kids can be unbelievably cruel.

Really, unbelievably cruel.
People who added this item 427 Average listal rating (248 ratings) 7.4 IMDB Rating 7.2
Ghosts, have unfinished business. The accent on the word, unfinished.

That house is not fit to live in. No one's been able to live in it. It doesn't want people.
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People who added this item 84 Average listal rating (54 ratings) 4.4 IMDB Rating 4.6
The Boogey Man, exists.

And he wants to get down, and boogie with you.
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People who added this item 156 Average listal rating (111 ratings) 5.8 IMDB Rating 6
Alligator (1980)
Alligators

They make for lousy pets. And also, take really good of your pets.
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People who added this item 24 Average listal rating (13 ratings) 5.3 IMDB Rating 0
Do Not Approach the Nameless One Lest Your Soul Be Withered."

Um, yeah..... that means you. You idiot.
People who added this item 20 Average listal rating (11 ratings) 6.7 IMDB Rating 6.9
Good grief.

Face your fears, before they face you.
People who added this item 861 Average listal rating (556 ratings) 6.4 IMDB Rating 6.6
Candyman (1992)
Leave things alone, and people too.

So think, before you do something really stupid. Like summoning ghosts and urban legends.
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People who added this item 31 Average listal rating (17 ratings) 6.7 IMDB Rating 5.8
The Vagrant (1992)
Let buyer beware.

If the place, you live looks to good to be true, well it is.

“This is not, my beautiful house.”
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People who added this item 74 Average listal rating (45 ratings) 6.2 IMDB Rating 6.1
The Believers (1987)
Don’t take things forgranted.

Your health, family, and well being. Wealthy white people, will do anything to get ahead in life.

And also, you believe in Santeria? Well, how do you.... it doesn’t believe.... in YOU?
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People who added this item 394 Average listal rating (279 ratings) 6.5 IMDB Rating 6.7
Evil comes in many shapes and forms.

Especially, gooey, green, super satanic liquid.
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People who added this item 1604 Average listal rating (1022 ratings) 7.8 IMDB Rating 7.9
There are no safe spaces.

Especially when it comes, to dealing with zombies.
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People who added this item 2017 Average listal rating (1336 ratings) 6.8 IMDB Rating 7.3
You're not safe in a zombie apocalypse.

Not even in a shopping mall.
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People who added this item 459 Average listal rating (314 ratings) 6.7 IMDB Rating 6.9
When there is no room in Hell....

The dead will walk the Earth.
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People who added this item 1734 Average listal rating (1128 ratings) 7.9 IMDB Rating 7.9
Good luck with zombies...

When dealing with zombies, you're gonna lose. Everytime.
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People who added this item 2686 Average listal rating (1717 ratings) 6.1 IMDB Rating 6.6
Saw II (2005)
To your health!

Or what’s left of it.
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People who added this item 1204 Average listal rating (745 ratings) 5.5 IMDB Rating 5.8
Saw V (2008)
Don’t bite the hand, that bleeds .

Seriously, for crying out loud.... arrest Jigsaw!
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People who added this item 2082 Average listal rating (1306 ratings) 5.9 IMDB Rating 6.2
Saw III (2006)
If your not nice, bad things will happen to you!

So.... why hasn’t Jigsaw been put behind bars, yet?
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People who added this item 1433 Average listal rating (889 ratings) 5.7 IMDB Rating 5.9
Saw IV (2007)
Bad deeds beget punishment.

Please, for the love of God, arrest Jigsaw!
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People who added this item 169 Average listal rating (118 ratings) 5 IMDB Rating 5.8
Jigsaw (2017)
Play the game.

Before it plays you.
People who added this item 1386 Average listal rating (901 ratings) 7.3 IMDB Rating 7.5
Listen to the locals.

Or bad things, will happen to you. Like becoming a werewolf.
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People who added this item 4185 Average listal rating (2734 ratings) 7.4 IMDB Rating 7.6
The things that own you, will own you.

It’s hip to be square.
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People who added this item 289 Average listal rating (180 ratings) 6.9 IMDB Rating 6.8
Salem's Lot (1979)
Vampires are everywhere!

Even in small towns.
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People who added this item 668 Average listal rating (453 ratings) 6 IMDB Rating 6.1
Don't be a horny teenager.

They usually die, in the film in the end. Also... don't drink, do drugs, or smoke.
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People who added this item 125 Average listal rating (70 ratings) 6.8 IMDB Rating 6.4
Pranks, but no pranks.

Here’s a great, let’s not scare Jessica, to death. And say that we did.
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People who added this item 74 Average listal rating (55 ratings) 5.3 IMDB Rating 5.4
Deep Star Six (1989)
Nature has a way of protecting itself, even underwater.

So, just don’t drill underwater. Just saying.
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