Dead Meat Kill Counts

5 confirmed deaths
2 men
3 girls

Unconfirmed deaths: 2 doggies, Peter, and Edith, over the kills for the film was the lowest of the series.

Run time: 91 mins.
Kills per minute: 5
Overkill average: 1.82

Michael’s death?: Shot at couple of times, and just “disappears”.

Coolest kill: Bob, he was pinned to the wall by Michael Myers.

Lamest kill: Chris, the trucker who was killed off screen.

My favourite death? Lynda’s death is memorable (Michael Myers is wearing a bed sheet, and is wearing his own halloween costume!)

Survivors: Michael Myers, Dr. Samuel Loomis, Angus Taylor, Nurse Marion, Laurie Strode, Tommy Doyle, Lindsey Wallace, Sheriff Leigh Brackett, and Daniel Hodges

10 confirmed deaths
5 men
5 women

Unconfirmed deaths: Alan Gateways’s son, Jimmy Lloyd: (Head Trauma (Survives in TV Cut), Michael and Sam Loomis were originally to killed be off, but made it into part 4.

But hey, at least Dana Carvey’s character survived?

Running time: 92 mins
Number of kills: 10
9.2 deaths per minute

Michael’s desth?: Shot at, and then burnt in a explosion.

Coolest kill: Nurse Karen’s Death by hot tub.

Lamest kill: The marshal. Marshall Terrence Gummell’s throat was slashed by Michael.

The version of his death, was far more graphicin the TV version.

My favourite death? Ben Tramer. It’s a controversial death, to be sure but it’s also memorable.

Survivors: Michael Myers, Dr. Sam Loomis, Laurie Strode, Sheriff Leigh Brackett, Norma Elrod, Graham, Gary’s mother, Gary, and Gary Hunt

28 confirmed deaths
5 male
19 male androids
1 female android

Several non confirmed deaths. The children at the end of the film’s deaths are left up in the air. Are they dead or not? Ellie Bot, is not counted because she is a android. So, is Ellie actually still alive or not?

Is Dan Chillis still alive or dead?

Running time: 98 mins
Kills per minute: 28
Overkill average: 3.5

Coolest death: Staker gets decapitated by a kill bot.

Lamest death: Teddy gets killed by a driller killer, off screen.

My favourite death? Oddly enough it’s Buddy Jr., and the Incredible Melting Pumpkin Mask.

Survivor?: Apparently, Daniel Challis survives. But I am not sure about that.

18 confirmed deaths
3 women
11 men
2 paramedics

Unconfirmed deaths: Laurie Strode (Offscreen car accident (Retconned in Halloween H20: 20 Years Later), Mr. Lloyd, and sadly Sundae. Poor doggy.

Run time: 88
Deaths: 18
Kills per minute: 5.5

Michael’s death?: Shot at serval times, but still survives.

Coolest kill: Earl, who gets his neck broken in half.

Lamest kill: The waitress, who is killed off screen.

My favourite death? Bucky, who received death by electrocution! Effective and really memorable!

Survivors: Michael Myers, Nurse Marion, Dr. E.W. Hoffman, Rachel Carruthers, Tommy Doyle, Lindsey Wallace, Wade, and Sheriff Ben Meeker

Note: Darlene Carruthers “technically survives” nearly being killed by a temporary possessed Jamie.

20 confirmed deaths
16 men
4 women

Running time: 97 mins
Kills: 20
Kills per minute: 4.85

Michael’s fate: Jailed, and then broken out of jail.

Coolest kill: Mikey “I’m not Michael Myers!” Gordon, gets kills by pitchfork.

Lamest kills: Dr. Max Hart and Nurse Patsy, death by off screen.

Animals who die: Max, Rachel and Jamie’s pet dog. The barn kittens survive!

Survivors: Michael Myers, Dr. Sam Loomis (for now), Jamie Lloyd, and Billy Hill

Unconfirmed death: Dr. Loomis was originally supposed to dead by a stroke, but lived to see another day.

Favourite death? Tina Williams, she was decidedly very annoying and isn’t particularly missed. If only Rachel didn’t die.

This film officially marked the final appearance of Danielle Lloyd as Jamie Lloyd. She would later be played by J.C. Brandy, in the sequel.

17 confirmed deaths (including Dr. Sam Loomis)
10 men
7 women

Coolest kill: John Strode’s disco head strobe death.

Lamest kill: The doctors, including Dr. Terrance Wynn. Who died off screen lamely.

Running time: 88 mins
Over all kills: 17
Kill average: 1.58 mins.

Favourite death? John Strode. He ends get getting electrocuted, and his head explodes really good!

Least favourite death? The death of Jamie Lloyd, who gets mulched to death. Sigh, if only she survived another day to kick some serious Michael Myers ass.

Survivors: Tommy Doyle, Michael Myers, Danny Strode, Kara Strode, and Steven Lloyd

This officially marked the final appearance of Donald Pleasance as Dr. Sam Loomis, given that the actor died not too long afterwards.

10 and a half confirmed kills
6 men
4 women

Michael’s death?: Shot at by Busta Rhymes.

My favourite death? Jim Morgan, getting his throat crushed with Michael Myer’s bare hands.

Least favourite kill? Laurie Strode. She dies being thrown off a balcony. Luckily, she returns years later.

This ended up being Jamie Lee Curtis’s final appearance, in the series right up until the recent films.

Coolest kill: Charlie, who is killed with the very camera and tripod, he used to film the whole thing.

Least coolest kill: Norma, whose death was filmed off screen.

Running time: 90 mins
Number of kills: 10 and a half
Average kills: 8.57 mins

Note: This officially, ended Michael Myers’s timeline due to less than stellar box office returns.

Survivors: Michael Myers, Sara Moyer, Harold Trumble, Myles Barton, and Freddie Harris

6 confirmed deaths
4 men (and a half)
2 women

Kills per minute: 6
Running time: 86 mins
Average kills per minute: 12.9

Not Michael’s death: Decapitated.

Favourite kills? Jimmy Howell, who gets killed by a ice skate to the face, and fake Michael Myers, who gets decapitated.

Coolest kill: Jimmy, Tony’s friend. He got the gtimest death in the film.

Lamest kill: Tony Alegre. Who becomes a Halloween decoration.

Survivors: Michael Myers, John Tate, Norma Watson, Molly Cartwell, Claudia, Casey, and Laurie Strode

22 confirmed deaths
15 men
7 women
Number of animals killed: Way too many.

Favourite death? Joe Grizzly, who was slammed 14 times against bathroom stall, and his stomach stabbed twice.

Coolest kill: Joe Grizzly

Lamest kill: Cynthia Strode, death by neck snap.

Running time: 112 minutes
Number of kills: 22
Average kills per minute: 5

Survivors: Michael Myers, Tommy Doyle, Lindsey Wallace, Chester Chesterfield, Sheriff Leigh Brackett, Dr. Samuel Loomis, and Laurie Strode

Confirmed deaths: 19
12 men
7 women

And one Michael Myers.

One animal dead: Being a dog.

Running time: 112 mins
Number of deaths: 19
Kills per minute: 6.05

Michael Myers’s death: Shot at, and killed by Laurie.

Favourite death? Howard Boggs, death by choke slam, face stomped 5 times, and hung by holiday lights.

Coolest kill: Gary Scott, who is beheaded.

Lamest kill: Andy Neale, who gets strangled by a cord.

Survivors: Mark, Sheriff Leigh Brackett, and Barbara Collier

It’s also the Halloween film, to kill off Michael Myers, Dr. Samuel Loomis, and Laurie Strode all in the same film, or at least in the director’s cut.

Note: This was the last film, to feature Scout Taylor Compton, and the final Rob Zombie Halloween film.

Confirmed deaths: 18
14 men
4 women

Running time: 106 mins
Number of deaths: 18
Number of kills: 5.89

Michael’s fate: Left to be burnt to death, in a burning house.

Favourite death?: Dr. Ranbir Sartain, who was head stomped by Michael Myers.

Coolest kill: Dr. Sartain, who is head stomped.

Lamest kill: Ray, who is strangled and his death isn’t acknowledged.

Survivors: Michael Myers, Laurie Strode, Julian Morrisey, Karen Nelson, and Allyson Nelson

31 confirmed deaths
17 male
5 women
9 unknown firefighters

Running time: 105 mins
Number of kills: 31
Kills per average: 3.39 mins

Favourite kill: Tommy Doyle. I definitely don’t miss him, now that he is gone.

Coolest kill: Big John, who dies pretty badly.

Lamest kill: Little John. He just dies off screen.

Evil may not die tonight, but 31 people sure did!

Survivors: Laurie Strode, Lindsey Wallace, Allyson Nelson, and Michael Myers

18; confirmed kills
11 male
7 female

and one Michael Myers.

Running time: 110 mins
Number of kills: 18
Kills per average: 6.11 mins

Coolest kill: The final death of Michael Myers!
Lamest death: Mrs. Cunningham

Survivors: Laurie Strode, Allyson Nelson, and Deputy Frank Hawkins, Sondra, Julian, and Sheriff Barker.

But not Michael Myers! Who is “finally” killed, at least in this trilogy!

He gets Fargoed and crushed to death.

Laurie Strode, finally gets her happily ever after.

Confirmed kills: 10
6 men
4 women

Running time: 80 mins
Number of kills: 10
Kills per average: 8

Golden cheese: No one. The kills and film stink. So why bother?

Stinky cheese: Hockey goons. Who ie unremarkable deaths.

Survivors: Mickey Mouse (Tim Collins) and Rebecca

13 confirmed kills
8 women
4 dudes
1 Piglet

Running time: 84 mins
Number of kills: 13
Kills per average: 6.46 mins

Golden pot of honey: Alice, who gets mouth stabbed.

Empty pot of honey: John, who was killed by bees.

Survivors: Winnie the Pooh, and Christopher Robin

66 confirmed kills
26 male
33 females
7 unknown

and Piglet and Winnie. For now.

Running time: 100 mins
Number of kills: 66
Kills per minute: 1.52 minutes

Golden honey pot: Blinded raver girl

Empty honey spot: Alan, who dies off screen.

Survivors: Christopher Robin, Lexy Robin, Bunny Robin, Tigger, and Owl.

Technically speaking, Winnie and Piglet, since they will return for the sequel.

20 confirmed grinched
11 male
8 female
1 unknown

and One The Mean One

Running time: 92 mins
Number of kills: 20
Kills per average, 4,46 mins

Good present: The Mean One. His heart grows three sizes too big, killing him by exploding.

Bad present: Daryl. He dies a rapid cut death.

Survivors: Officer Burke and Cindy

76 confirmed deaths
All 75 are dudes.
1 Predator

Predator death: Self sacrificing itself.

Best Predator kill: Mac’s death arguably the most brutal death, in the film.

Although, Jim Hopper’s unseen death is almost just as brutal.

Running time: 107 mins.
Number of kills: 76
Kills per average: 1.44 mins

Most brutal death: Dillon’s death, even with his arm missing.

Lamest deaths: The guerrilla’s deaths. Been there, done that.

Survivors: Alan "Dutch" Schaefer, Anna Gonsalves, and Major General Homer Philips

45 confirmed deaths
42 male
1 female
1 Predator

Predator death: Stabbed throw chest with spear.

Best Predator Kills: Everyone on the subway train. And I do mean everybody. Except for Detective Leona Cantrel, who is pregnant.

Running time: 108 mins
Number of deaths: 48
Kills per average: 2.4 mins

Best death: The screaming headless King Willie.

Worst death: Danny, who just gets pulled up into the ceiling.

Survivors: Detective Mike Harrigan, Detective Leona Cantrel, Dr. Irene Edwards, unnamed kid, Ruth Albrigh, assorted Predators, Deputy Chief Phil Heinemann, and Tony Pope

16 confirmed deaths
9 men
4 Predators
3 unknown dead

Running time: 110 mins
Number of deaths: 16
Kills per average: 6.69 mins

Predator death: Shot and decapitated.

Best Predator Kill: Nolan, who gets blown up, real good!

Most most brutal death: Stans, who gets Scorpioned.

Least brutal death: Guy who just parachutes to his death.

Survivors: Royce and Isabelle, who let’s face it, are going to get killed anyways, one way or another.

Oh, dear God is this film ever terrible. And I don’t mean it’s humour and it’s less interesting characters, or it’s bad depiction of autism, as being “a super power”.

By the end of the film, other than the boy and Olivia Munn’s character, you don’t care who lives or dies.

58 confirmed deaths
53 men
1 female
2 Predators

Predator death: Killed by own weapons.

Best Predator Kill: None of them.

Running time: 108 mins
Number of deaths: 58
Kill per average: 1.84 mins

Best death: Neetles, who becomes legless due to a force shield.

Lamest death: Lynch. Who just dies.

Survivors: Quinn McKenna, Rory McKenna, and Casey Brackett

8 confirmed deaths or possessions
1 man
3 women
4 possessions

Favourite death or possession: Cheryl, her’s was memorable brutal. But not in a good way.

Coolest possession: Shelly’s possession, and later killed by Scotty.

Lamest death: Scotty, who was killed off screen.

Running time: 88 mins
Number of deaths: 8
Number of kills per minute: 10.63

Survivor: Ash? I’m counting as him however being dead. At the end of the film.

Sorry everyone!

8 confirmed deaths and or possessions
1 possessed dude
2 possessed women
2 male deaths
2 female deaths

Running time: 85 mins
Number of kills: 8
Numbers of kill or possessions per minute: 10.5 min

Favourite possessions: Bobby Joe, who fortunately doesn’t get “tree attacked” but still gets vined just the same.

And Ash, who briefly gets possessed.

Coolest death or possession: Jake, who becomes a Kool Aid geyser of blood. Oh yeah!

Lamest death: Annie Knowby, who just gets stabbed in the back.

Survivor: Ash, and only Ash.

38 confirmed deaths and or possessions
32 male
1 possessed male
1 Evil Ash
1 Mini Ash

Running time: 83 mins
Number of kills: 28
Kills per minute: 2.13

Favourite death or possessions: Shelia, who becomes a hot, sexy Deadite and of course.... Evil Ash.

Coolest death: Knight dude who becomes a geyser of blood, after falling into The Pit.

Lamest death: S-Mart Deadite

Survivors: Ash, Duke Henry, Lord Arthur, Linda, Assorted soldiers, Wise Old Man, Shelia, and S-Mart Girl

Note: This film marks the end of the The Evil Dead trilogy, and Bruce Campbell in a lead role of Ashley J. Williams.

9 confirmed deaths and or possessions
2 male deaths
3 women
1 male Deadites
2 female Deadite
1 big bad

Animal deaths: 1 dead dog and several dead cats

Running time: 98 mins
Number of deaths and or possessions: 9
Kills per minute: 10.11 mins

Favourite deaths or possession: Olivia, whose death is just plain nasty.

Coolest death or possession: The Abomination!

Lamest death or possession: Eric, who just dies.

Survivor: Mia, and just only Mia. And a cameo by Ash!

Note: I don’t care what anyone else says, this film is just plain freaking awesome.

12 confirmed deaths or possessions
6 men
3 women
1 dead dudes
2 dead dudettes

Running time: 97 mins
Number of deaths: 12
Kills per average: 8 per minute

Favourite death or possession: Ellie. Her’s a terrifyingly tragic one, since she is a mommy.

Bloodiest death: The Marauder. Death by tree mulcher!

Lamest death: Danny, whose just stabbed to death.

Survivors:

Kassie and Beth

5 confirmed deaths
5 dudes!

and numerous dinosaurs

Running time: 128 mins
Number of deaths: 5
Kills per average: 25 mins

Most Dino Death: Dennis Nedry. Who gets face puked, and snacked on.

Most Dino Moments: Raptors in the kitchen and Tyrannosaurus rex car chase.

Most brutal death: Donald Gennaro, who becomes dino chomped.

Least brutal death: Joffrey, whose death is barely seen.

Survivors: Ian Malcolm, Alan Grant, Ellie Stattler, John Hammond, Tim Murphy, Tim Murphy, Dr. Henry Wu, and various dinosaurs

15 confirmed deaths
15 dudes!

Running time: 129 mins
Number of deaths: 15
Kills per average: 8.6 mins

Most Dino death: Dieter Stark, who gets chomped by mini dinos.

Most Dino moment: Grass Raptors!

Most brutal death: Eddie Carr, dinner for two dinos!

Least brutal deaths: Two men on transport ship.

Survivors: Ian Malcolm, John Hammond, The Bowman family and staff, Cathy Bowman, Lex Murphy, Tim Murphy, Sarah Hardin, Kelly Curtis, and various dinosaurs

6 confirmed deaths
All dudes!

Running time: 92 mins
Kills per average: 15.3 mins
Number of dates: 6

Most Dino death: Udesky, whose neck gets snapped by a Raptor.

Most Dino moment: Swimming Spinosaurs.

Most brutal death: Udesky, his death is the most brutal in a otherwise non brutal film.

Least brutal deaths: Enrique Cardoso, plus one. We never did find out what killed them.

Survivors: Alan Grant, Ellie Stattler, Paul Kirby, Charlie, Amanda Kirby, Eric Kirby, Billy Brennan, Mike, and various dinosaurs

23 confirmed deaths
22 men
1 woman

Animal deaths: Way too many dinosaur deaths.

Most Dino Death: Vic Hoskins, whose needs a hand, after it’s chomped on by a Raptor.

Most Dino moment: The Dino petting zoo.

Running time: 124 mins
Number of deaths: 23
Kills per average: 5.39 mins

Most brutal death: Zara, who becomes flying Dino dinner.

Least brutal death: 7 unnamed InGen Tech workers, who became Raptor chow.

Survivors: Karen Mitchell, Scott Mitchell, Zach Mitchell, Grey Mitchell, Claire Dearing, Dr. Henry Wu, Owen Grady, Blue Raptor, Rexy Dino, Scott, and various dinosaurs

19 confirmed extinct people
18 very extinct men
1 woman

Animal deaths: Practically every dinosaur, on Isla Nublar.

Due to a volcano explosion.

Note: Dinosaurs die and die really hard, in this film.

Running time: 128 mins
Number of dates: 19
Kills pet average: 6.74 mins

Most dino death: Eli Miles

Most Dino moment::The film’s opening.

Most brutal death: Eli Miles. Death by Dino dinner.

Least brutal death: Sir Benjamin Lockwood, killed by pillow suffocation.

Survivors: Dr. Ian Malcolm, Claire Dearing, Iris, Dr. Zia Rodriguez, Rexy Dino, Owen Grady, Blue Raptor, Maisey Lockwood, Dr. Henry Wu, and various dinosaurs

6 confirmed deaths
6 male

Most Sawest Saw Trap: Amanda who is in the bear trap helmet, especially since it’s the most memorable.

Rusty trap: Adam, because he just gets shot, and his leg cut off.

Running time: 103 mins
Number of deaths: 6
Kills per average: 17.2 mins

Coolest death: Zep, despite only being shot.
Least coolest death: Tapp: Not only he getting too old for this shit, but he just gets shot.

Survivors: Dr. Lawrence Gordon, Alison Gordon, Diana Gordon, Amanda, and John “Jigsaw” Kramer

9 confirmed deaths
7 men
2 women

Kills per minute: 10.44 mins
Number of deaths: 9
Running time: 93 mins

Most sawest trap: Venus fly trap: It’s the most bloodiest and goriest, and the pit of needles: At lease Amanda survives.

Most memorable death: Mike and the Venue fly trap, and
Obi,who becomes Toasty!

Lest memorable death: The cops, who just gets zapped.

Most brutal trap: The Venus fly trap.

Least brutal trap: Obi, and the furnace trap.

Survivors: John “Jigsaw” Kramer, Detective Eric Matthews, Danny Matthews, Detective Alison Kerry, OfficerDaniel Rigg, and Amanda Young

9 confirmed deaths
5 men
4 women

And one John Kramer. Not a moment too soon.

Running time: 108 mins
Number of deaths: 9
Kills per average: 12.76 mins


Most sawest trap: Sadly, it’s fan favourite, Detective Alison Kerry, who according to Jigsaw, her greatest crime was “wanting to dead.”

Making her death, all the more needless and cruel.

Most brutal death: Alison, of course.

Least brutal death: Amanda Young, who gets shot by Jeff.

Most brutal trap: Alison, of course.

Least brutal trap: Timothy, who just gets super glued.

Survivors: Jeff, who lives long enough to see Lynn die,
Corbett Delon, who is likely to traumatized, for life.

10 confirmed deaths
8 men
2 women

and one Marky Mark

Most sawest trap: Art Blank, who is the most unlucky person in a Saw film.

And also Cecil, who was equally unlucky.

Number of deaths: 10
Running time:
Kills per average: 9,95

Most brutal trap: Ivan

Rusty trap: Morgan, who just ends being impaled

Coolest death: Oddly enough, Eric Matthews.

Lamest death: Rigg

Survivors: Detective Perez, Agent Strawm, Jill Tuck,and Mark “Obvious person who is obvious” Hoffman

6 confirmed deaths
3 men
3 women

Most sawest trap: Seth, who ends up being Slice O Matic!

Running time: 88 mins.
Number of deaths: 6
Kills per average: 15.38

Coolest death: Agent Strawm,who ends up being death by compactor.

Lamest death: Ashley, who just gets lamest decapitation ever.

Coolest trap: The collar trap.

Lamest trap: Mark Hoffman, almost gets killed by a shotgun.

Survivors: Jill Tuck,The most luckiest people alive, Britt and Malik, Mark “I’m definitely the bad guy” Hoffman, Detective Perez, Dan Erickson, and Jill Taub

13 unlucky deaths.
9 very unlucky dudes.
4 super lucky women.

And one Mark “The Hoff” Hoffman

Kills per average: 7.06

Sawiest saw trap: Death by screw helmet.

Most sawfric trap: The shotgun carousel.

Most rusty trap: Live or die switch trap.

Coolest death: William Easton, who just got nailed!

Lamest death: Hank, who died via breathing mask.

Survivors: Jill Tuck, Tara, Pamela Jenkins, Simone, Emily, Addy,


and Brad

No but not really. What you actually thought that this was actually the “final chapter?”

And also Mark “I’ll be back.” Hoffman, is also like some of Termintor.

But do you know who won’t be back?

26 confirmed deaths
19 men
10 women (Although, theirs were the most brutal and nastiest deaths.)

Most sawiest saw trap: Sadly, it was Jill Tuck, who died by reverse bear trap, and also the Wheel of Misfortune.

Rustiest trap: Police officers who were just poisoned by gas, and the brazen bull.

Oh Pumbba everything with you, gas!

Kills per average: 3.47 mins

Most brutal death: Jill Tuck

Dullest deaths: Police officers.

Survivors: Congratulations, you win not being killed by Jigsaw, Simone, Malik Scott, Emily, Addy, Brad, Ryan, and Sidney!

And also Dr. Lawrence Gordon!

Or Night of the Living John Kramer?

16 Confirmed deaths
10 male
4 female
2 unknown

Number of deaths: 16
Kills per average: 5.75 mins

Most sawiest saw trap: I can’t say for sure, seeing as that I never seen it yet.

Although, Carly’s death by needle injection, seems pretty brutal.

Deadliest trap: The bucket head trap.

Rusty trap: The anchor chain trap

Most brutal death: Halloran, who gets killed by freaking laser beams!

Least brutal death: Asthma lady.

Survivors: Eleanor Bonneville, Detective Keith Hunt, and Logan Nelson.

Side note: John Kramer is totally dead, and my guess unless stated the unstoppable Mark Hoffman, maybe dead?

8 confirmed deaths
7 male
1 female

Number of deaths: 8
Running time: 93 mins
Kills per average: 11.63 mins

Most sawiest saw trap: Detective Bozwick who was killed by a runaway train.

Most brutal trap: The Finger Puller 9000

Least brutal trap: The glass bottle checker.

Least brutal death: Man in car, who is shot by cops.

Most brutal death: Detective Garza, whose face gets melted by hot wax.

Survivors: Detective Zeke Banks, Charlie Emmerson, and
Detective William Schenk

4 confirmed kills
2 men
2 women

Running time: 118 mins
Number of kills: 4
Kills per average: 29.5 mins

Most Sawest Saw Trap: Unnamed janitor, and eye balls tap.

Coolest kill: Valentina, who dies a very messy death.
Parker Sears: Stomach stabbed and death by poisonous gas.

Rusty trap: The Radiation Trap

Survivors:

Cecilia Pederson, John Kramer, Carlos, and Amanda Young

8 confirmed kills
6 men
2 women

Running time: 90 mins
Number of kills: 8
Kills per average: 11.25 mins

Golden kill: “Big Bob” Carter, who was nailed to a tree, and incinerated by explosion.

Lame kill: Ethel Carter, who just gets shot:

Survivors:

Brenda Carter, Bobby Carter, Catherine Carter, Beast the dog, Doug Wood, Ruby, and Pluto

Confirmed kills: 39 deaths
32 wishes granted to men
7 wishes granted to women

Running time: 90 mins
Number of kills: 39 kills
Kills per average: 2.31 mins

Best wish: Bastard skeleton who gets ripped from body.
Worst wish: Security guard who is killed by statue.

Survivors:

Everyone. Since the wish was unwished. And the Wishmaster who goes on to grant more wishes.

Confirmed kills: 2
One male
One female

Granted, they both become ghosts, later.

Golden scares: Barbara Maitland and Adam Maitland, who die in a car accident.

Running time: 92 mins
Number of deaths: 2
Kills per average: 46 mins

Survivors:

Barbara Maitland and Adam Maitland (They are dead and ghosts, but still.), Delia Deetz, Otho, Lydia Deetz, Charles Deetz, Juno, Jane Butterfield, party guests, and of course, Beetlejuice).

4.038 mega deaths!
40 male zombified
3 women zombified

78 male zombies who are no longer living dead.
29 female zombies who are no longer living dead.
34 unknown zombies who are no longer living dead.

Unknown others who are nuked!

Running time: 91 mins
Number of kills: 4,038
Kills per average: 1.35 seconds

Golden kill: Suicide, who becomes brain chow!

Lamest kill: Trash. Who has the lamest zombie death.

Survivors:

No one!

Confirmed kills: 8
5 male
3 female

Running time: 93 mins
Kills per average: 11.6 mins
Number of kills: 8

King of the prom: Lou, who looses his head.
Left setting alone, dead: Wendy, who dies off screen.

Survivors:

Kimberly "Kim" Hammond, Lt. McBride, Mr. Sykes, Mrs. Hammond, and Mr. Hammond

Confirmed kills: 7
5 male prom guests
2 female prom guests

Running time: 97 mins
Number of kills: 7
Kills per average: 13.86 mins

Queen of the pork: Monica, who gets crushed by lockers.

Left in the corner all alone: Buddy Cooper, who dies off screen and is spun around.

Survivors:

Vicki Carpenter, Craig Nordham (for now!), and Principal Bill "Billy" Nordham

3 confirmed deaths
2 men who sucks ***** in Hell
1 woman who sucks ***** in Hell

Running time: 122 mins
Kills per average: 40.67 mins
Number of kills: 3

Golden vomit: Pretty much none of them. Gruesome? Not when you consider one fall to death, death due to natural causes (edema). and heart attack.

Sent to Hell: Burke Demmings, who fell to death.

Note: Father Damien Karras’ death is up for debate, given that yes, he did fall and was presumed dead by the police, but later turns up not dead in part III.

Survivors: Regan MacNeil, Father Lankester Merrin, Chris MacNeil, Lt. William Kinderman, Father Joseph Dryer, Father Damien Karras, and Sharon Spencer

Five confirmed kills
3 men who sucks ***** in hell
2 women who sucks **** in hell
1 Pazuzu

Running time: 118 mins
Number of kills: 5
Kills per average: 2.36 mins

Golden vomit: Pazuzu, who gets fatallied by a priest!

Sent to hell: A cabbie. Who dies off screen.

Survivors:

Regan MacNeil, Phillip Lamont, Dr. Gene Tuskin, and Kakumo

8 confirmed deaths
6 men who sucks ***** in hell
2 women who sucks ***** in hell.

With Father Damien Karras’ soul being put to rest, after getting shot.

Running time: 118 mins
Number of kills: 8
Kills per average 13.75 mins

Golden vomit: Nurse Keaton who loses her head.

Sent to hell: Unnamed nurse, who dies off screen.

Survivors:

Lieutenant William F. Kinderman, Sergeant Mel Atkins, and Father Riley