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The Final Destination Series

Film with most deaths: Final Destination
Film with least deaths: Final Destination 2
People who added this item 2961 Average listal rating (1928 ratings) 6.2 IMDB Rating 6.7


292 confirmed deaths
287 unnamed passengers
3 men
2 women

Running time: 98 mins
Number of deaths: 292
Kills per average: 20.14 mins

Most Memorable Final Destruction Destruction: The infamous airplane crash.

Most brutal deaths : Terri Chaney, who is hit by a bus, and Billy Hitchcock who loses his head.

Least memorable death: Valerie Lewton, it just make real sense.

Survivors: William Bludworh, Agent Schreck, Agent Weine, Clear Rivers, and Alex Browning

Death always survives.
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People who added this item 2031 Average listal rating (1296 ratings) 5.7 IMDB Rating 6.2


27 confirmed deaths
15 unnamed unlucky highway passengers
8 men
4 women

Running time: 80 mins
Number of deaths: 27
Kills per average: 3.33 mins

Most Memorable Final Destruction Destruction: The very infamous highway opening.

Most brutal death: Rory. Who is a cut above the rest.

Least brutal death: Alex

Survivors: Kimberley Corman, Deputy Steve Adams, Thomas Burke, William Bludworth, Isabella Hudson, and unnamed baby.

But not Alex and Clear.

Death always wins
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People who added this item 1728 Average listal rating (1109 ratings) 5.5 IMDB Rating 5.8


29 confirmed deaths
15 men
14 women

Most Memorable Final Destruction Destruction: The very infamous roller coaster ride.

Running time: 93 mins.
Number of deaths: 29
Kills per average: 3.29 mins

Most brutal death: Erin Ulmers, who is kllled by a nail gun,

Least brutal death: 7 roller coaster riders.

Survivors: Nobody. Death wins.
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People who added this item 919 Average listal rating (589 ratings) 5.1 IMDB Rating 5.2


61 confirmed deaths
5 men
4 women
51 unknown people

Running time: 82 mins
Number of death: 61
Kills per average: 1.34 mins

Most Most Memorable Final Destination Destruction: The explosion at the movie theatre in a mall, followed by Lori’s unfortunate death.

Most brutal death: Hunt, who dies very horribly.

Least brutal death: Jonathan Groves, who gets crushed by a bathtub.

Survivors: Nobody. Everyone dies.

Death, the final equalizer.
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People who added this item 685 Average listal rating (449 ratings) 5.5 IMDB Rating 5.8


94 confirmed deaths
86 bridge deaths
6 men
2 women

Number of death: 94
Running time: 92 mins
Kills per minute: 58.72 mins

Most Brutal Final Destination Death: Dennis, who just got whammied!

Most brutal death: Candace, who just had her final gymnastics routine.

Lamest death: Agent Block, who just gets shot.

Survivors: No one.

Death: 1,000 Everyone: 0

Game over. You lose.

Note: The is the final Final Destination, of the Final Destinations.

For now.
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Halloween

Film with most deaths: Halloween Kills
Film with least deaths: Oddly enough, the original Halloween movie.
People who added this item 2458 Average listal rating (1680 ratings) 7.5 IMDB Rating 7.7
Halloween (1978)


5 confirmed deaths
2 men
3 girls

Unconfirmed deaths: 2 doggies, Peter, and Edith, over the kills for the film was the lowest of the series.

Run time: 91 mins.
Kills per minute: 5
Overkill average: 1.82

Coolest kill: Bob, he was pinned to the wall by Michael Myers.

Lamest kill: Chris, the trucker who was killed off screen.

My favourite death? Lynda’s death is memorable (Michael Myers is wearing a bed sheet, and is wearing his own halloween costume!)

Survivors: Michael Myers, Dr. Samuel Loomis, Angus Taylor, Nurse Marion, Laurie Strode, Tommy Doyle, Lindsey Wallace, Sheriff Leigh Brackett, and Daniel Hodges
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People who added this item 727 Average listal rating (506 ratings) 6.4 IMDB Rating 6.5
Halloween II (1981)


10 confirmed deaths
5 men
5 women

Unconfirmed deaths: Alan Gateways’s son, Jimmy Lloyd: (Head Trauma (Survives in TV Cut), Michael and Sam Loomis were originally to killed off, but made it into part 4.

But hey, at least Dana Carvey’s character survived?

Running time: 92 mins
Number of kills: 10
9.2 deaths per minute

Coolest kill: Nurse Karen’s Death by hot tub.

Lamest kill: The marshal. Marshall Terrence Gummell’s throat was slashed by Michael.

The version of his death, was far more graphicin the TV version.

My favourite death? Ben Tramer. It’s a controversial death, to be sure but it’s also memorable.

Survivors: Michael Myers, Dr. Sam Loomis, Laurie Strode, Sheriff Leigh Brackett, Norma Elrod, Graham, Gary’s mother, Gary, and Gary Hunt
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28 confirmed deaths
5 male
19 male androids
1 female android

Several non confirmed deaths. The children at the end of the film’s deaths are left up in the air. Are they dead or not? Ellie Bot, is not counted because she is a android. So, is Ellie actually still alive or not?

Is Dan Chillis still alive or dead?

Running time: 98 mins
Kills per minute: 28
Overkill average: 3.5

Coolest death: Staker gets decapitated by a kill bot.

Lamest death: Teddy gets killed by a driller killer, off screen.

My favourite death? Oddly enough it’s Buddy Jr., and the Incredible Melting Pumpkin Mask.

Survivor?: Apparently, Daniel Challis survives. But I am not sure about that.
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18 confirmed deaths
3 women
11 men
2 paramedics

Unconfirmed deaths: Laurie Strode (Offscreen car accident (Retconned in Halloween H20: 20 Years Later), Mr. Lloyd, and sadly Sundae. Poor doggy.

Run time: 88
Deaths: 18
Kills per minute: 5.5

Coolest kill: Earl, who gets his neck broken in half.

Lamest kill: The waitress, who is killed off screen.

My favourite death? Bucky, who received death by electrocution! Effective and really memorable!

Survivors: Michael Myers, Nurse Marion, Dr. E.W. Hoffman, Rachel Carruthers, Tommy Doyle, Lindsey Wallace, Wade, and Sheriff Ben Meeker

Note: Darlene Carruthers “technically survives” nearly being killed by a temporary possessed Jamie.
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20 confirmed deaths
16 men
4 women

Running time: 97 mins
Kills: 20
Kills per minute: 4.85

Coolest kill: Mikey “I’m not Michael Myers!” Gordon, gets kills by pitchfork.

Lamest kills: Dr. Max Hart and Nurse Patsy, death by off screen.

Animals who die: Max, Rachel and Jamie’s pet dog. The barn kittens survive!

Survivors: Michael Myers, Dr. Sam Loomis (for now), Jamie Lloyd, and Billy Hill

Unconfirmed death: Dr. Loomis was originally supposed to dead by a stroke, but lived to see another day.

Favourite death? Tina Williams, she was decidedly very annoying and isn’t particularly missed. If only Rachel didn’t die.

This film officially marked the final appearance of Danielle Lloyd as Jamie Lloyd. She would later be played by J.C. Brandy, in the sequel.
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17 confirmed deaths (including Dr. Sam Loomis)
10 men
7 women

Coolest kill: John Strode’s disco head strobe death.

Lamest kill: The doctors, including Dr. Terrance Wynn. Who died off screen lamely.

Running time: 88 mins
Over all kills: 17
Kill average: 1.58 mins.

Favourite death? John Strode. He ends get getting electrocuted, and his head explodes really good!

Least favourite death? The death of Jamie Lloyd, who gets mulched to death. Sigh, if only she survived another die, to kick some serious Michael Myers ass.

Survivors: Tommy Doyle, Danny Strode, Kara Strode, and Steven Lloyd

This officially marked the final appearance of Donald Pleasance as Dr. Sam Loomis, given that the actor died not too long afterwards.
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People who added this item 833 Average listal rating (562 ratings) 5.3 IMDB Rating 5.8


6 confirmed deaths
4 men (and a half)
2 women

Kills per minute: 6
Running time: 86 mins
Average kills per minute: 12.9

Favourite kills? Jimmy Howell, who gets killed by a ice skate to the face, and fake Michael Myers, who gets decapitated.

Coolest kill: Jimmy, Tony’s friend. He got the gtimest death in the film.

Lamest kill: Tony Alegre. Who becomes a Halloween decoration.

Survivors: Michael Myers, John Tate, Norma Watson, Molly Cartwell, Claudia, Casey, and Laurie Strode
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People who added this item 546 Average listal rating (361 ratings) 4.2 IMDB Rating 4


10 and a half confirmed kills
6 men
4 women

My favourite death? Jim Morgan, getting his throat crushed with Michael Myer’s bare hands.

Least favourite kill? Laurie Strode. She dies being thrown off a balcony. Luckily, she returns years later.

This ended up being Jamie Lee Curtis’s final appearance, in the series right up until the recent films.

Coolest kill: Charlie, who is killed with the very camera and tripod, he used to film the whole thing.

Least coolest kill: Norma, whose death was filmed off screen.

Running time: 90 mins
Number of kills: 10 and a half
Average kills: 8.57 mins

Note: This officially, ended Michael Myers’s timeline due to less than stellar box office returns.

Survivors: Michael Myers, Sara Moyer, Harold Trumble, Myles Barton, and Freddie Harris
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People who added this item 1150 Average listal rating (785 ratings) 5.9 IMDB Rating 6.1
Halloween (2007)


22 confirmed deaths
15 men
7 women
Number of animals killed: Way too many.

Favourite death? Joe Grizzly, who was slammed 14 times against bathroom stall, and his stomach stabbed twice.

Coolest kill: Joe Grizzly

Lamest kill: Cynthia Strode, death by neck snap.

Running time: 112 minutes
Number of kills: 22
Average kills per minute: 5

Survivors: Michael Myers, Tommy Doyle, Lindsey Wallace, Chester Chesterfield, Sheriff Leigh Brackett, Dr. Samuel Loomis, and Laurie Strode
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People who added this item 521 Average listal rating (349 ratings) 5.1 IMDB Rating 4.9
Halloween II (2009)


Confirmed deaths: 19
12 men
7 women

One animal dead, being a dog.

Survivors: Mark, Sheriff Leigh Brackett, and Barbara Collier

Running time: 112 mins
Number of deaths: 19
Kills per minute: 6.05

Favourite death? Howard Boggs, death by choke slam, face stomped 5 times, and hung by holiday lights.

Coolest kill: Gary Scott, who is beheaded.

Lamest kill: Andy Neale, who gets strangled by a cord.

It’s also the Halloween film, to kill off Michael Myers, Dr. Samuel Loomis, and Laurie Strode all in the same film, or at least in the director’s cut.

Note: This was the last film, to feature Scout Taylor Compton, and the final Rob Zombie Halloween film.
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People who added this item 313 Average listal rating (228 ratings) 6.3 IMDB Rating 6.6
Halloween (2018)


Confirmed deaths: 18
14 men
4 women

Running time: 106 mins
Number of deaths: 18
Number of kills: 5.89

Favourite death?: Dr. Ranbir Sartain, who was head stomped by Michael Myers.

Coolest kill: Dr. Sartain, who is head stomped.

Lamest kill: Ray, who is strangled and his death isn’t acknowledged.

Survivors: Michael Myers, Laurie Strode, Julian Morrisey, Karen Nelson, and Allyson Nelson
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People who added this item 108 Average listal rating (77 ratings) 5.4 IMDB Rating 5.9


31 confirmed deaths
17 male
5 women
9 unknown firefighters

Running time: 105 mins
Number of kills: 31
Kills per average: 3.39 mins

Favourite kill: Tommy Doyle. I definitely don’t miss him, now that he is gone.

Coolest kill: Big John, who dies pretty badly.

Lamest kill: Little John. He just dies off screen.

Evil may not die tonight, but 31 people sure did!

Survivors: Laurie Strode, Lindsey Wallace, Allyson Nelson, and Michael Myers
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People who added this item 146 Average listal rating (92 ratings) 6.7 IMDB Rating 6.1
Pieces (1982)
7 confirmed Icks
1 dude Icked
6 women something somethinged

Running time: 84 mins
Number of unfortunate events in this film: 7
Kills per average: 12.4

The Most Did They Had to Do That Moment: The waterbed moment.

The most I guess sure why not moment: Dean Foley, who just gets shot.

Note: This film, truly lives up to it’s title.

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People who added this item 844 Average listal rating (536 ratings) 6.3 IMDB Rating 6.4
Slither (2006)


127 confirmed barfed
52 men puked
32 women vomited
38 unknown sluggies

And way too many animal deaths.

Most Barfoest death: Brenda Blob, who explodes into a gooey mess of alien slug worms.

Running time: 95 mins.
Number of deaths: 127
Kills per average: 0.748 mins

Most pukey death: Brenda Blob

Least pukey death: Dragged away dead bodies.

Survivors: Bill Prady and Starla Grant
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The Basket Case Trilogy

Movie with most deaths: Basket Case 3

Movie with least deaths: Basket Case
People who added this item 268 Average listal rating (168 ratings) 6.1 IMDB Rating 6.2
Basket Case (1982)


7 confirmed grossings
4 men barfed
3 women got puked

Number of kills: 7
Running time: 88 mins
Kills per average 13 mins

Most brutal death: Dr. Needleman, who got needled.

Least brutal death: Sharon, who has the least brutal death.

Survivors: Duane Bradley, Belial, Casey, various hotel/apartment dwellers, and unnamed hotel manager

Note: There is the sequel. Just saying.
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People who added this item 63 Average listal rating (43 ratings) 5.4 IMDB Rating 5.4
Basket Case 2 (1990)


6 confirmed grossings
5 men vomited
1 woman puked

Number of deaths: 6
Running time: 90 mins
Deaths per average: 15

Most brutal death: Phil, who got defaced.

Least brutal death: Guy who dies off screen.

Survivors: Duane Bradley, Belial, Granny Ruth, Marcy, some unique individuals, and Eve


9 confirmed grossings
6 men grossed
2 women puked
1 Baby Belial barfed

Number of deaths: 9
Running time: 90 mins
Kills per average: 10 mins

Most brutal death: Officer Banner, who dies without a face.

Least brutal death: Officer Baxter, who dies a
mechanical death, off screen.

Survivors: Duane Bradley, Grandma Ruth, Belial, and several unique individuals.
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Friday the 13th

Film with the most amount of deaths: Freddy vs. Jason
Films with least amount of deaths: Friday the 13th Part 2
People who added this item 1575 Average listal rating (1031 ratings) 6.3 IMDB Rating 6.4


10 confirmed deaths
5 men
5 women

Running time: 98 mins
Number of kills: 10
Kills per minute: 9.8

Animal death: Sigh, a snake who becomes a dead snake. I don’t like snakes, but still...

Favourite death?: Kevin Bacon, becomes Bacon after being impaled with a arrow through the throat.

Coolest kill: Jack Burrell, who received the most memorable death in the film.

Lamest death: Steve Christy, who dies off screen.

Survivors: Alice Hardy, Crazy Ralph, and Sgt. Tierney

Note: Jason Voorhess, is not the killer in the this first film. It’s his mother, Pamela.
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People who added this item 678 Average listal rating (458 ratings) 5.9 IMDB Rating 6.1


9 confirmed deaths
5 men
4 women

Running time: 87 mins
Number of deaths: 9
Kills per minute: 9.67 mins

Favourite death?: Mark Jarvis, death by machete and wheelchair rolling down the stairs.

Coolest kill: Mark

Lamest kill: Terri, death by screaming into camera.

Unconfirmed animal death: Muffin, I prefer to think that Muffin survived the whole ordeal.

Survivors: Jason Voorhess, Ginny Field, Paul Holt, and Ted Bowen

Note: Paul, may or may not be dead. Who knows for sure?
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People who added this item 548 Average listal rating (383 ratings) 5.7 IMDB Rating 5.7


12 confirmed deaths
5 men
7 women

Kills per minute: 7.92

Favourite death? Chuck Garth, who was electrocuted pretty horribly.

Coolest kill: Rick Bombay, getting his head crushed really good!

Lamest kill: Also, Rick. His head looked very fake, and not real enough.

Most memorable death: Shelly Finkelstein, who gave Jason his iconic hockey mask!

Survivors: Jason Vorhees and Chris Higgins
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13 confirmed deaths
4 men
4 women

And a Jason getting his head, sliced with a machete.

Running time: 91 mins
Number of kills: 14
Kills per minute: 6.5 min

Favourite death? Jason Voorhess, who was repeatedly struck with a machete. He went out with a bang!

Coolest kill: Jason, of course!

Lamest kill: Tracey Jarvis, who went out with a whimper.

Survivors: Tommy Jarvis and Trish Jarvis, and possibly Gordon the dog.

Note: This was meant to be the final outing, of Jason. But yeah, that didn’t last very long.
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21 confirmed deaths
2 dream dudes
15 men
6 ladies

And one fake “Not Jason”.

Running time: 92 mins
Kills per minute: 4.38 mins

Coolest kill: Eddie, and death by tree.

Lamest kill: Unnamed dude.

Favourite death? Roy Burns, who was impalded through multiple places by tractor harrows.

Demon’s death by outhouse, however is very memorable.

Survivors: Tommy Jarvis, Pam Roberts, and Reggie "The Reckless" Winter

Note; Pam surviving is dubious at best, since we don’t know if the ending is all a dream. Or not.
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18 confirmed deaths
12 men
6 women

Running time: 86 mins
Number of deaths: 18
Kills per minute: 5.39 mins

Favourite death? Horshack‘s death, it’s very memorable and brutal. The

Coolest kill: Sheriff Garris, named after director Mick Garris, and folded in half.

Lamest death: Steve and Annette. It’s just so unmemorable.

Survivors: Tommy Jarvis, Megan Garris, Deputy Rick Cologne, Nancy Perry, Tyen, and Billy, and also assorted kids at camp.

Note: This film marks the finally theatrical appearance, of Tommy Jarvis.
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16 confirmed deaths
8 male
8 female

Running time: 98 mins
Number of kills: 16
Kills per minute: 6.13

Survivors: Jason Voorhess, Tina Shepard and Nick Rogers

Favourite death? Dr. Christopher “Weekend at Jason’s” Crews, who dies from death by weed wacker.

Coolest kill: Judy Williams, who was body slam to death.

Lamest kill: Maddy Paulson, who dies off sreen.

Note: This film, was initially going to be a Jason vs. Freddy film, but you know, a different studio and all.

It’s also the first Friday the 13th film, with everyone’s favourite Jason, Kane Hodder.
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42 confirmed deaths
17 male
7 female
4 extras

Running time: 100 mins
Number of kills: 42
Kills per minute: 2.46

Favourite death? Julian Gaw. He thinks he could Jason Voorhess. He was wrong.

Lamest kill: Everyone else.

Survivors: Rennie Wickham, Unknown punkers, Sean Robertson, and Toby the dog!

Note: This was the last Friday the 13th film, to be released by Paramount Pictures, and was filled in Los Angeles, California, Vancouver, British Columbia, and New York City, New York.
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23 confirmed deaths
16 men
7 women
And a Jason, being sent straight to Hell!

Running time: 88 mins
Number of deaths: 23
Kills per minute: 3.83

Coolest death: Deputy Josh, who had a very David Cronenbergish body horror melt death. Eeeew.

Lamest death: Unnamed diner patron, who died off screen.

Favourite death? Oddly enough, Jason Voorhess. He blew up really good!

Survivors: Jessica Kimball, Baby Stephanie, Steven Freeman, and maybe Creighton Duke?

Note: This marked the first New Line Cinema film, with Jason Voorhess, and the “death of Jason”. Sure.

Creighton Duke, is just way too freaking awesome, to die.
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People who added this item 614 Average listal rating (458 ratings) 4 IMDB Rating 4.4
Jason X (2001)


88 confirmed deaths
21 men
7 women
60 soldiers and unknown dudes and dudeets

Unconfirmed deaths: Way to many too count.

Running time: 91 mins
Number of deaths: 88
Kills per minute: 1.03

Favourite death?: Adrienne, who gets Sub Zeroed, her frozen and smashed to pieces. Iced iced baby!

Coolest death: Adrienne, on ice!

Lamest death: Sven, death by neck snap.

Survivors: Uber Jason, Rowan LaFontaine, 2 unnamed Earth 2 teens, Tsunaron, and Kay-Em 14

Note: This marks, the final solo Jason Voorhess film. For now.
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People who added this item 953 Average listal rating (621 ratings) 5.3 IMDB Rating 5.5


15 confirmed deaths
10 male
5 female
and one Jason who dies, death by wood chipper.

Running time: 97 mins
Number of deaths: 15
Kills per minute:

Favourite death? Amanda, who was roasted alive in a sleeping bag. Toasty!

Coolest death: Amanda, roasting on a open fire.

Lamest death: Mike, who gets underground, off screen.

Survivors? Clay Miller and Whitney Miller, or did they?

Note: Due to legal problems, this the last theatrical Friday the 13th film. For the time being.
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People who added this item 1366 Average listal rating (901 ratings) 5.3 IMDB Rating 5.7


35 confirmed deaths
21 male
7 female
7 various floaters

Running time: 98 mins
Number of kill: 35
Kills per minute: 2.78

Favourite deaths?: Unnamed ravers, who went to their last party, ever!

Coolest death: Trey, who was stabbed, and folded in half.

Lamest death: Blake, who is killed by Jason, off screen.

Survivors: Jason Voorhess, Lori Campbell, and Will Rollins

Note: This was officially the last time, we see Freddy and Jason, especially with Ken Kirzinger and Robert Englund.
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Jurassic Park Series

Movie with most deaths: Jurassic World
Movie with least deaths: Jurassic Park
People who added this item 8001 Average listal rating (5827 ratings) 7.2 IMDB Rating 8.1
Jurassic Park (1993)


5 confirmed deaths
5 dudes!

and numerous dinosaurs

Running time: 128 mins
Number of deaths: 5
Kills per average: 25 mins

Most Dino Death: Dennis Nedry. Who gets face puked, and snacked on.

Most Dino Moments: Raptors in the kitchen and Tyrannosaurus rex car chase.

Most brutal death: Donald Gennaro, who becomes dino chomped.

Least brutal death: Joffrey, whose death is barely seen.

Survivors: Ian Malcolm, Alan Grant, Ellie Stattler, John Hammond, Tim Murphy, Tim Murphy, Dr. Henry Wu, and various dinosaurs
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People who added this item 4225 Average listal rating (2832 ratings) 6.2 IMDB Rating 6.6


15 confirmed deaths
15 dudes!

Running time: 129 mins
Number of deaths: 15
Kills per average: 8.6 mins

Most Dino death: Dieter Stark, who gets chomped by mini dinos.

Most Dino moment: Grass Raptors!

Most brutal death: Eddie Carr, dinner for two dinos!

Least brutal deaths: Two men on transport ship.

Survivors: Ian Malcolm, John Hammond, The Bowman family and staff, Cathy Bowman, Lex Murphy, Tim Murphy, Sarah Hardin, Kelly Curtis, and various dinosaurs
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People who added this item 2521 Average listal rating (1647 ratings) 5.5 IMDB Rating 5.9


6 confirmed deaths
All dudes!

Running time: 92 mins
Kills per average: 15.3 mins
Number of dates: 6

Most Dino death: Udesky, whose neck gets snapped by a Raptor.

Most Dino moment: Swimming Spinosaurs.

Most brutal death: Udesky, his death is the most brutal in a otherwise non brutal film.

Least brutal deaths: Enrique Cardoso, plus one. We never did find out what killed them.

Survivors: Alan Grant, Ellie Stattler, Paul Kirby, Charlie, Amanda Kirby, Eric Kirby, Billy Brennan, Mike, and various dinosaurs

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People who added this item 1356 Average listal rating (936 ratings) 6.3 IMDB Rating 7


23 confirmed deaths
22 men
1 woman

Animal deaths: Way too many dinosaur deaths.

Most Dino Death: Vic Hoskins, whose needs a hand, after it’s chomped on by a Raptor.

Most Dino moment: The Dino petting zoo.

Running time: 124 mins
Number of deaths: 23
Kills per average: 5.39 mins

Most brutal death: Zara, who becomes flying Dino dinner.

Least brutal death: 7 unnamed InGen Tech workers, who became Raptor chow.

Survivors: Karen Mitchell, Scott Mitchell, Zach Mitchell, Grey Mitchell, Claire Dearing, Dr. Henry Wu, Owen Grady, Blue Raptor, Rexy Dino, Scott, and various dinosaurs
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People who added this item 425 Average listal rating (331 ratings) 5.3 IMDB Rating 6.2


19 confirmed extinct people
18 very extinct men
1 woman

Animal deaths: Practically every dinosaur, on Isla Nublar.

Due to a volcano explosion.

Note: Dinosaurs die and die really hard, in this film.

Running time: 128 mins
Number of dates: 19
Kills pet average: 6.74 mins

Most dino death: Eli Miles

Most Dino moment::The film’s opening.

Most brutal death: Eli Miles. Death by Dino dinner.

Least brutal death: Sir Benjamin Lockwood, killed by pillow suffocation.


Survivors: Dr. Ian Malcolm, Claire Dearing, Iris, Dr. Zia Rodriguez, Rexy Dino, Owen Grady, Blue Raptor, Maisey Lockwood, Dr. Henry Wu, and various dinosaurs
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Jaws Series

Movie with most deaths: Jaws 2
Lamest film in the series: Jaws: This Time It’s Personal
People who added this item 4620 Average listal rating (3123 ratings) 7.3 IMDB Rating 8
Jaws (1975)


6 confirmed deaths
4 men
1 woman

and Jaws

Animal death: 1

Running time: 120 mins
Number of deaths: 6
Kills per average; 20.67 mins

Most Jawiest moment: The opening with Chrissie, that’s decidedly iconic.

Most brutal death: Quint, who becomes shark dinner.

Least brutal death: Alex Kintner, but not really.

Survivors: Sheriff Martin Brody, Jeff Hendricks, Ellen Brody, Mayor Vaughan, Matt Hooper, Alex’s Mom, Michael Brody, and Sean Brody
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People who added this item 781 Average listal rating (536 ratings) 5.3 IMDB Rating 5.8
Jaws 2 (1978)


7 confirmed deaths
4 men
3 women

and Jaws 2

Animal death: 2

Running time: 117 mins
Number of deaths: 7
kills per average: 16.57 mins

Most Jawiest death: Diane, who has the most brutal death in the film.

Most brutal death: Diane, of course.

Least brutal death: Two scuba divers.

Survivors: Sheriff Martin Brody, Michael Brody, Ellen Brody, Mayor Larry Vaughan, Tina, and some of Michael Brody’s friends.
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People who added this item 418 Average listal rating (303 ratings) 3.8 IMDB Rating 3.7
Jaws 3 (1983)


5 confirmed deaths in 3-D!
All 5 dude shark snacks!

and Jaws 3

Animal deaths: 2

Running time: 98 mins
Number of deaths: 5
Kills per average: 19.6 mins

Most Jawiest death: Phillip FitzRoyce, who becomes shark food.

Most brutal death: Phillip.

Least brutal death: Scuba coral reef thief

Survivors: Michael Brody, Sandy Dolphin, Cindy Dolphin, Sean Brody, Kelly Ann Bukowski,, water skiing performers, Sea World visitors, Liz, and Calvin Bouchard
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People who added this item 570 Average listal rating (392 ratings) 3.6 IMDB Rating 2.9


2 confirmed deaths
1 man
1 woman

and Jaws 4

and one franchise.

Animal death: 1

And Sean Brody, who gets killed by a shark.

Note: Martin Brody, died before the film. Death cause? “Fear of shark”. Seriously.

Most Jawiest death: None

Running time: 90 boring dull minutes
Number of deaths: 2
Kills per average: 45 mins

Most brutal death: Banana boat lady.

Least brutal death: Sean Brody

Survivors: Pretty much everybody, except for Sean Brody and the Banana Lady, and a psychic shark, and a franchise.

Note: Because the film bombed, this has, is, was, and will possibly be the last Jaws film film, ever.

Rest In peace, Jaws film franchise.
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The Firefly Trilogy

Film with most deaths: 3 From Hell
Film with least deaths: the ironically named House of 1,000 Corpses img id=19693662 width=500full]
People who added this item 881 Average listal rating (604 ratings) 5.9 IMDB Rating 6.1


14 confirmed deaths
7 men
7 women

Running time: 88 mins
Number of deaths: 14
Kills per average: 6.36 mins

Most gruesome death: Bill Hudley, who becomes Fishboy!

Least gruesome but still brutal death: Two unknown cheerleaders

Survivors: Otis B. Driftwood, Grandpa Hugo, Baby Firefly, Captain Spaulding, Mama Firefly, Tiny, Earl Firefly, Rufus, and Stucky
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People who added this item 959 Average listal rating (661 ratings) 6.8 IMDB Rating 6.8


20 confirmed deaths
12 men
8 women

But not The Firefly family (or at least the main ones!).

Number of deaths: 20
Running time: 111 mins
Kills per average: 5.55

Most gruesome but still brutal death: Jimmy, it was very brutal.

Least brutal death: Somebody from the beginning of the film.

Survivors: ?
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3 from Hell (2019)


41 confirmed deaths
32 men
9 women

But not the Fireflys, because heaven forbid that ever happens

Running time: 119 mins
Number of deaths: 41
Kills per average: 2.83 mins

Unfortunately this ended up being Sid Haig’s final film, that he was in.

Best death in the film: All are pretty equally brutal, not really getting too thrilled about.

If that’s your kind of thing.

Least brutal death: Greta. Because the actress who played her, Dee Wallace deserved a better fate for her character.

Survivors: Um.... The Firefly family? Because everyone else in this film, is practically dead.

Note: This looks to be the last of The Firefly family films.

With no karmic retribution, or something like that. Because they are totally bad ass and cool.

Really? Is that the hill this film and series, chooses to die on?
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Alien Series

Original series:

Film with most deaths: Alien Resurrection
Film with least deaths: Alien

Prequel series:

Movie with most deaths: Alien Covenant
Movie with least deaths: Prometheus

Entire series:

Movie with most deaths: Alien Covenant
Movie with least deaths: Alien
People who added this item 4719 Average listal rating (3322 ratings) 8 IMDB Rating 8.4
Alien (1979)


6 confirmed deaths
3 male
1 female
1 android

Running time: 119 mins
Number of death: 6
Kills per average: 19.5 mins

Most memorable alien killing: The chest buster scene.

Least coolest death: Dallas, who just dies off screen.

Survivors: Ellen Ripley and Jonesy the Cat
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People who added this item 3398 Average listal rating (2406 ratings) 7.9 IMDB Rating 8.3
Aliens (1986)


15 confirmed deaths
10 male
5 female

Running time: 137 mins
Number of deaths: 15
Kills per average: 9.13

Most brutal death: Female colonist, who was killed by the old stand by. The chest burster.

Least brutal death: Carter J. Burke. He should have had a more fitting death.

Survivors: Ellen Ripley, Rebecca “Newt” Jorden, Bishop, Corporal Dwayne Hicks, and Jonesy the Cat
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People who added this item 2165 Average listal rating (1502 ratings) 6.3 IMDB Rating 6.5
Alien 3 (1992)


The most controversial and considered by many to be the worst film, in the series because it dared to kill off fan favourite film characters.

Sadly, Jonesy the Cat, may have been one of them.

29 confirmed deaths
27 male
2 female
Animal death: 1

Running time: 114 mins
Number of deaths: 29
Kills per average: 3.97 mins

Most brutal death: Clements, whose head became yum yum, for a Alien.

Least brutal death: Troy, who just just dies off screen.

Survivors: Robert Morse and Michael Bishop Weyland
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People who added this item 1960 Average listal rating (1332 ratings) 5.8 IMDB Rating 6.2


38 confirmed deaths
28 men
2 women
1 Newborn alien human hybrid

Running time: 110 mins
Number of deaths: 38
Kill per average: 3.63 mins

Most brutal deaths: Wren and Purvis, who get double chest bursted!

Least brutal death: Christie, who has his face burnt by acid, and falls to death, and possibly drowns.

Survivors: Ripley 8, Annalee Call, Ron Johner, and Dom Vriess

Note: Between this film being too quirky, odd, and strange, and the previous film being too bleak, dark, and nihilistic, Alien fans were scared away for almost good.

It would be years, before we even remotely get anything remotely Alien related.
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