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Movie list created by Agent Kermit D. Fonz

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A Nightmare on Elm Street

Films with the most deaths: Freddy vs. Jason
Films with the least deaths: Only enough, A Nightmare on Elm Street 4

2932

7.2

7.5

A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)

4 confirmed deaths
2 men
2 women

7 Freddy nightmares!

Nightmare per scares: 2.57 scares per nightmare

Running time: 91 mins
Number of deaths: 4
Kills per minute: 22.75 min

Freddy’s favourite dream: Tina's Alleyway Dream. It’s gruesome and brutal.

Tina is chased through the alley way, and is pulled and dragged to the ceiling and becomes a geyser of blood and is sliced and diced!

Least worst dream: Nancy’s boiler room dream. Essentially, it’s just Tina’s body in a body bag dragged across the floor and that’s about it.

Best Freddy’s evil punchline: “I’m your boyfriend now, Nancy!”

Freddy’s final dream: Wished out of existence.

Favourite kill: Glen, who becomes a pool of blood, and Tina who has one of the most memorable deaths ever.

Coolest kill: Glen Lantz, his death was messy and brutal. Tina Gray’s comes very close.

Lamest kill: Rod Lane, death by strangulation.

Survivors: Freddy Krueger, Nancy Thompson and Donald Thompson, the ending however makes things pretty unreliable.

Agent Kermit D. Fonz's rating:

A Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy's Revenge

927

5.4

5.5

A Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy's Revenge... (1985)

10 confirmed deaths
7 men
3 women
Animal death: One exploding bird.

3 Freddy nightmares!

Nightmares per scare: 4 scares per nightmare or 0.035 bad dreams per scream minutes.

Freddy’s final dream: Burned in a fire.

Favourite deaths: Party people, who were in the house. Disco inferno!

Coolest kills: The partiers, who burned baby, burned!

Lamest kill: The negotiator, who just gets thrown in a grill.

Running time: 88
Number of kill: 10
Kills per minute: 8.9 mins

Freddy’s favourite nightmare: The runaway bus. It’s on a highway to nightmares! Beep beep!

If you were to ask Freddy he would say, “When I possessed Jesse and took over his body! Now that was a real scream!”

Least worst dream: Coach Schneider getting hit by balls! Such great big balls!

Freddy’s best evils punchlines: “You've got the body... I've got the brain!.” And “You’re all ny children now!”

Survivors: Jesse Walsh, some partiers, Lisa Webber, Kerry Hellman, and Jesse’s family. Presuming, that the ending truly is a another nightmare.

Agent Kermit D. Fonz's rating:

A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors

906

6.5

6.6

A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors

6 confirmed deaths
3 male
3 female

11 Freddy nightmares!

Nightmare per scares: 8.7 screams per nightmare!

Running time: 98 mins
Number of kill: 6
Kills per minute: 16

Freddy’s favourite nighttime: Sure, you may dream it’s when Philip is turned into a human puppet, Jennifer is on TV, literally!

But however, I feel it’s Taryn’s nightmare that’s the most effective.

She dreams that she is leather clad punk bitch with blades, but instead she sub comes to death by drug needle overdose, complete with her arm begging for sweet, sweet drugs.

The fact she was trying to kick her habit, makes it even more tragic.

Least worst nightmare: The kitchen sink nightmare. Seriously, just how scary can a kitchen sink be?

Freddy’s best evil punchline: “What a rush." Truly, Freddy at his most sadistic.

Freddy’s final dream: Freddy, becoming a soul disco ball.

Freddy at times, is more a quality kind of a killer, than a quantity killer, at this point in time.

Favourite kill: Either Taryn White, who ends up getting injected with drugs, or Phillip Anderson, who becomes a living puppet, or Jennifer Caufield.

Welcome to prime time, bitch!

Coolest kill: Jenny’s big break on Freddy TV!

Lamest kill: Will, his powers are not very effective, and his costume is more like Count Chokula.

Survivors: Freddy Krueger, Kristen Parker, Joey Crusel, Max Daniels, Roland Kincaid, and Dr. Neil Gordon

Agent Kermit D. Fonz's rating:

A Nightmare on Elm Street 4: The Dream Master

795

5.8

5.7

A Nightmare on Elm Street 4: The Dream Master... (1988)

7 confirmed deaths
3 men
2 women

16 nightmares

Nightmares per scare: 1.23 scares per nightmare

Running time: 93 mins
Number of deaths: 3
Kills per minute: 13.29 mins

and one Freddy Krueger, for now.

Freddy’s favourite nightmare: Debbie, who viewed herself as a “cool girl” and was also into physical fitness and had a fear of bugs.

He exploits this and turns her into a bug, trapped in a roach motel.

As terrifying as the transformation into roach, it turns tragic with her as a talking roach begging for help.

Poor Debbie, she never stood a chance.

Least worst dream: The infamous sand surf death. More cartoonish than scary.

Freddy’s final dream: Ripped apart, by the souls of his victims, and blinded by the light.

Favourite death: Debbie bugs out!

Least favourite death: The Karate Freddy hands Rick a body bag!

Coolest death: Debbie checks into a roach motel.

Lamest death: Rick takes on Freddy, the Kung Fu Master.

Freddy’s best evil punch line: “You can check in, but you can't check out!l

Survivors: Freddy Krueger, Alice Johnson, Danny Jordan, Alice’s father, and Jason the dog

Agent Kermit D. Fonz's rating:

A Nightmare on Elm Street 5: The Dream Child

669

5.1

A Nightmare on Elm Street 5: The Dream Child (1989)

3 confirmed deaths
2 men
1 woman

10 Freddy nightmares!

Nightmares per scare: 0.91 scares per nightmare

Running time: 90 mins
Number of death: 3
Kills per minute: 30 mins

Freddy’s favourite nightmare: Buckle up Dan, and put the pedal to the metal!

Dan gets fused to his metal, and Freddy becomes a literal speed demon!

Least worst dream: Yvonne. She is held underwater by Freddy, and just dies.

Freddy’s final dream: Baby Freddy gets ripped out, and absorbed.

Favourite death? Greta eats at Chez Freddy!

Least favourite death? Super Freddy, who is super lame.

Coolest death: Mark’s death. Because at least it’s memorable.

Freddy’s best evil punchline: “Bon appétit, bitch!"

Survivors: Freddy Krueger, Alice Johnson, Jacob Johnson, Yvonne Miller, and Dennis Johnson

Note: This is Alice’s final film, although her and her baby live to see another day.

Agent Kermit D. Fonz's rating:

915

5.2

4.7

Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare (1991)

6 confirmed deaths
5 men
1 women

and Freddy Krueger!

10 Freddy nightmares

Freddy’s final dream: Dynamite? Really?

Animal death: One hamster

Nightmares per scare: 10:89 per nightmare scares

Running time: 8O mins
Kills per minute: 14. 83 mins
Number of deaths: 6

Freddy’s favourite nightmare: Carlo’s hearing ad death. Freddy gives him super-hearing before torturing him by scraping his bladed glove against a chalkboard, ultimately causing his head to explode.

Least worst dream: Game over for Spencer!

Favourite death? Carlos’s death, I guess?

Lamest death? Super 8 bit Freddy kills Spenser.

Coolest death: Carlos’ death. It was gnarly.

Worst death: Spenser’s video game death, by Power Glove.

Best Freddy’s evil punchline: “Great graphics!”

Survivors: Maggie Burroughs, Tracey Swan, and Doc

But not Freddy!

Note: Technically speaking, Freddy does return years later.

“Did you really think, that Freddy’s dead?”

Agent Kermit D. Fonz's rating:

663

6.3

6.4

Wes Craven's New Nightmare (1994)

5 confirmed deaths
3 men
1 woman

And a Freddy Krueger demon entity.

7 Freddy nightmares!

Nightmares per scare: 1:16 nightmares scares per scream!

Running time: 110 mins
Number of kill: 5
Kills per minute: 22.4

Freddy’s favourite nightmare: The lair confrontation, with a twisted nightmare with the most deadliest Freddy ever.

The opening scene with a killer Freddy glove, and hospital ceiling death is way up there too.

Least worst dream: The playground nightmare. A very generic nightmare, even for Freddy.

Freddy’s final dream: Burnt in a furnace.

Favourite death? Chuck Wilson, killed by Robot Freddy claw.

Lamest kill: Terry, whose death was nearly deadly enough.

Coolest kill: Julie, who was killed the same way as Tina, in the first film.

Best evil Freddy punchline: “Meet your maker!”

Survivors: Heather Langenkamp, Dylan, Wes Craven, Robert Englund, and John Saxon

Note: This is the last solo film, to feature Freddy Krueger, over all.

Agent Kermit D. Fonz's rating:

1407

5.3

5.7

Freddy vs. Jason (2003) (2003)

35 confirmed deaths
21 male
7 female
7 various

6 Freddy nightmares!

Nightmares per scare: 4.8 scares per nightmare

Freddy’s favourite nightmare: The actual fight!

Least worse death: The CGI Freddy Caterpillar pot scene.

Running time: 98 mins
Number of kill: 35
Kills per minute: 2.78

Freddy’s death: Decapitation.

Favourite deaths?: Unnamed ravers, who went to their last party, ever!

Coolest death: Trey, who was stabbed, and folded in half.

Lamest death: Blake, who is killed by Jason, off screen.

Best Freddy evil punch line: “Welcome to my world, bitch!"

Survivors: Jason Voorhess, Lori Campbell, and Will Rollins

Note: This was officially the last time, we see Freddy and Jason, especially with Ken Kirzinger and Robert Englund.

Agent Kermit D. Fonz's rating:

1167

5.2

A Nightmare on Elm Street (2010)

5 confirmed deaths
3 male
2 female

11 Freddy nightmares!

Nightmares per scares: 8.6 scares per nightmares

Freddy’s favourite nightmare: The grocery store nightmare, that becomes a snowy snow globe.

Lame worse dream: Quinten’s swimming nightmare. Because you know that Freddy can do so much better.

Running time: 95 mins.
Number of kills: 5
Kills per minute: 19 mins

Freddy’s final dream: Sliced in half.

Favourite death? Kim Flowes, who died the same way as Tina.

Coolest death: Dean, who had his throat slashed.

Lamest death: Freddy Krueger, oddly enough. Because as a human, he burned to death, and it was done before.

Best Freddy evil punchline: “Why are you screaming? I haven't even caught you yet."

Survivors: Nancy Holbrook and Quentin Smith

Note: This was the final A Nightmare on Elm Street film, solo or otherwise. For now.

Agent Kermit D. Fonz's rating:

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Wishmaster Series

Film with most deaths: Wishmaster Ii
Movie with least deaths: Wishmaster

273

5.9

5.8

Wishmaster (1997)

Confirmed kills: 39 deaths
32 wishes granted to men
7 wishes granted to women

Plus numerous people who are granted wishes.

Running time: 90 mins
Number of kills: 39 kills
Kills per average: 2.31 mins

Best wish: Bastard skeleton who gets ripped from body.
Worst wish: Security guard who is killed by statue.

Survivors: Everyone. Since the wish was unwished. And the Wishmaster who goes on to grant more wishes.

Agent Kermit D. Fonz's rating:

5.3

5.1

Wishmaster 2: Evil Never Dies (1999)

Confirmed kills: 227
31 male wishes grant
2 female wishes granted
194 wishes granted to very unfortunate people.

Running time: 102 mins
Number of kills: 227
Kills per average: 26.7 seconds

Best wish granted: The lawyer, goes and bleeps himself. Literally.

Lamest wish: Thief who gets shot, and never mentioned again.

Survivors: Morgana Truscott and Gregory Valentin,and the Wishmaster who goes on to grant more wishes.

Plus those who had their wish ungranted.

Agent Kermit D. Fonz's rating:

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Saw

Movie with the most deaths: Saw: The Final Chapter
Movie with the least deaths: Saw X

4310

6.9

7.6

Saw (2004)

6 confirmed deaths
6 male

Most Sawest Saw Trap: Amanda who is in the bear trap helmet, especially since it’s the most memorable.

Rusty trap: Adam, because he just gets shot, and his leg cut off.

Running time: 103 mins
Number of deaths: 6
Kills per average: 17.2 mins

Coolest death: Zep, despite only being shot.
Least coolest death: Tapp: Not only he getting too old for this shit, but he just gets shot.

Survivors: Dr. Lawrence Gordon, Alison Gordon, Diana Gordon, Amanda, and John “Jigsaw” Kramer

Agent Kermit D. Fonz's rating:

2763

6.1

6.6

Saw II (2005)

9 confirmed deaths
7 men
2 women

Kills per minute: 10.44 mins
Number of deaths: 9
Running time: 93 mins

Most sawest trap: Venus fly trap: It’s the most bloodiest and goriest, and the pit of needles: At lease Amanda survives.

Most memorable death: Mike and the Venue fly trap, and
Obi,who becomes Toasty!

Lest memorable death: The cops, who just gets zapped.

Most brutal trap: The Venus fly trap.

Least brutal trap: Obi, and the furnace trap.

Survivors: John “Jigsaw” Kramer, Detective Eric Matthews, Danny Matthews, Detective Alison Kerry, OfficerDaniel Rigg, and Amanda Young

Agent Kermit D. Fonz's rating:

2144

5.9

6.2

Saw III (2006)

9 confirmed deaths
5 men
4 women

And one John Kramer. Not a moment too soon.

Running time: 108 mins
Number of deaths: 9
Kills per average: 12.76 mins

Most sawest trap: Sadly, it’s fan favourite, Detective Alison Kerry, who according to Jigsaw, her greatest crime was “wanting to dead.”

Making her death, all the more needless and cruel.

Most brutal death: Alison, of course.

Least brutal death: Amanda Young, who gets shot by Jeff.

Most brutal trap: Alison, of course.

Least brutal trap: Timothy, who just gets super glued.

Survivors: Jeff, who lives long enough to see Lynn die,
Corbett Delon, who is likely to traumatized, for life.

Agent Kermit D. Fonz's rating:

1491

5.6

5.9

Saw IV (2007)

10 confirmed deaths
8 men
2 women

and one Marky Mark

Most sawest trap: Art Blank, who is the most unlucky person in a Saw film.

And also Cecil, who was equally unlucky.

Number of deaths: 10
Running time:
Kills per average: 9,95

Most brutal trap: Ivan

Rusty trap: Morgan, who just ends being impaled

Coolest death: Oddly enough, Eric Matthews.

Lamest death: Rigg

Survivors: Detective Perez, Agent Strawm, Jill Tuck,and Mark “Obvious person who is obvious” Hoffman

Agent Kermit D. Fonz's rating:

1258

5.5

5.8

Saw V (2008)

6 confirmed deaths
3 men
3 women

Most sawest trap: Seth, who ends up being Slice O Matic!

Running time: 88 mins.
Number of deaths: 6
Kills per average: 15.38

Coolest death: Agent Strawm,who ends up being death by compactor.

Lamest death: Ashley, who just gets lamest decapitation ever.

Coolest trap: The collar trap.

Lamest trap: Mark Hoffman, almost gets killed by a shotgun.

Survivors: Jill Tuck,The most luckiest people alive, Britt and Malik, Mark “I’m definitely the bad guy” Hoffman, Detective Perez, Dan Erickson, and Jill Taub

Agent Kermit D. Fonz's rating:

1002

5.8

Saw VI (2009)

13 unlucky deaths.
9 very unlucky dudes.
4 super lucky women.

And one Mark “The Hoff” Hoffman

Kills per average: 7.06

Sawiest saw trap: Death by screw helmet.

Most sawfric trap: The shotgun carousel.

Most rusty trap: Live or die switch trap.

Coolest death: William Easton, who just got nailed!

Lamest death: Hank, who died via breathing mask.

Survivors: Jill Tuck, Tara, Pamela Jenkins, Simone, Emily, Addy,

and Brad

Agent Kermit D. Fonz's rating:

811

5.5

Saw: The Final Chapter (2010)

No but not really. What you actually thought that this was actually the “final chapter?”

And also Mark “I’ll be back.” Hoffman, is also like some of Termintor.

But do you know who won’t be back?

26 confirmed deaths
19 men
10 women (Although, theirs were the most brutal and nastiest deaths.)

Most sawiest saw trap: Sadly, it was Jill Tuck, who died by reverse bear trap, and also the Wheel of Misfortune.

Rustiest trap: Police officers who were just poisoned by gas, and the brazen bull.

Oh Pumbba everything with you, gas!

Kills per average: 3.47 mins

Most brutal death: Jill Tuck

Dullest deaths: Police officers.

Survivors: Congratulations, you win not being killed by Jigsaw, Simone, Malik Scott, Emily, Addy, Brad, Ryan, and Sidney!

And also Dr. Lawrence Gordon!

Agent Kermit D. Fonz's rating:

212

4.6

5.7

Jigsaw (2017)

Or Night of the Living John Kramer?

16 Confirmed deaths
10 male
4 female
2 unknown

Number of deaths: 16
Kills per average: 5.75 mins

Most sawiest saw trap: I can’t say for sure, seeing as that I never seen it yet.

Although, Carly’s death by needle injection, seems pretty brutal.

Deadliest trap: The bucket head trap.

Rusty trap: The anchor chain trap

Most brutal death: Halloran, who gets killed by freaking laser beams!

Least brutal death: Asthma lady.

Survivors: Eleanor Bonneville, Detective Keith Hunt, and Logan Nelson.

Side note: John Kramer is totally dead, and my guess unless stated the unstoppable Mark Hoffman, maybe dead?

137

4.4

5.2

Spiral: From the Book of Saw (2021)

8 confirmed deaths
7 male
1 female

Number of deaths: 8
Running time: 93 mins
Kills per average: 11.63 mins

Most sawiest saw trap: Detective Bozwick who was killed by a runaway train.

Most brutal trap: The Finger Puller 9000

Least brutal trap: The glass bottle checker.

Least brutal death: Man in car, who is shot by cops.

Most brutal death: Detective Garza, whose face gets melted by hot wax.

Survivors: Detective Zeke Banks, Charlie Emmerson, and
Detective William Schenk

6.4

6.6

Saw X (2023)

4 confirmed kills
2 men
2 women

Running time: 118 mins
Number of kills: 4
Kills per average: 29.5 mins

Most Sawest Saw Trap: Unnamed janitor, and eye balls tap.

Coolest kill: Valentina, who dies a very messy death.
Parker Sears: Stomach stabbed and death by poisonous gas.

Rusty trap: The Radiation Trap

Survivors:

Cecilia Pederson, John Kramer, Carlos, and Amanda Young

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Night of the Living Dead

Film with the most dead: The original Dawn of the Dead
Film with the least dead: Night of the Living Dead

1799

7.9

Night of the Living Dead (1968)

22 confirmed deaths or zombies
5 female
4 male
10 male zombies
3 female zombies

Running time: 89 mins
Number of kills: 22
Kills per minute: 4.36

Memorable death or zombie biting: Ben, who gets shot by a angry mob, and has his body burned. And Johnny, who becomes zombie chow.

Coolest death or zombie biting: Helen Cooper, who is killed by her daughter, Karen.

Lamest death or zombie biting: Johnny, who just gets killed.

MVP zombie: The Cemetery Zombie

Survivors: Nobody, all of the main characters are dead.

Agent Kermit D. Fonz's rating:

1666

7.8

Dawn of the Dead (1978)

143 confirmed dead or zombies
22 men
75 male zombies
1 female
30 female zombies
1 unknown
14 unknown zombies

Running time: 128 mins
Number of kills: 143
Kills per average: 52.93 seconds

Most memorable kill or zombie biting: Steve, who barely stood a chance. Rest In Peace, Fly Boy.

Favourite zombie: Blade, the biker zombie played by Tom Savini.

Coolest death or zombie biting: The very unfortunate biker zombies, who were ripped apart.

Lamest death or zombie biting: Pre chaos mall zombies.

MVP: Gun zombie.

Survivors: Peter Washington and Fran Parker. Just barely.

Note: The Italian cut, is far more brutal. And originally, Pete and Fran were to die really horribly.

Agent Kermit D. Fonz's rating:

890

7.3

7.1

Day of the Dead (1985)

35 confirmed deaths or zombies
10 male
18 male zombies
6 female zombies
1 unknown

Running time: 89 mins
Number of kills: 33
Kill per average: 2.89 mins

Most memorable death: Captain Rhodes, “Choke on it!”

MVP zombie: Bud, of course!

Coolest death or zombie biting: Who else, Captain Rhodes, who deservedly got torn to pieces.

Least coolest zombie: Sun dried zombie.

Survivors: Sarah, John, and McDermott

Agent Kermit D. Fonz's rating:

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Scary Movie Series

Movie with most deaths: Scary Movie
Movie with least deaths: Scary Movie 2

4325

5.6

6.3

Scary Movie (2000)

Number of doofs: 20
14 men doofed
4 women doofed

Greatest goof: Brenda Meeks at the movies! All though, Not Ghostface kills her afterwards!

Running time: 88 mins
Number of doofs: 20 doofs
Number of Whaaaats Ups per minute: 4.4 doofs

True that!

Golden doof: Buffy Gilmore who loses her pretty little head!

She won’t be back for the sequel!

Raspberry: Oh my God! They killed Kenny! With a shaky camera death!

You bastards!

Survivors: Doofy Campbell is too cool for school! He drives off into the sunset with Gale Weathers.

Retroactively, Gay Ray, Shorty, Brenda, and Cindy Campbell are in part two.

Thank you, deus ex spooflia!

Agent Kermit D. Fonz's rating:

2900

4.9

5.3

Scary Movie 2 (2001)

Number of doofs: 6
3 men doofed
3 women doofed

Greatest goof: The Nike basketball parody.

Running time: 82 mins
Number of doofs: 3
Number of Whaaaats Ups per minute: 13.63 doofs

Golden doof: Alex Monday, who is crushed by a candelabra.

Raspberry: Professor Oldman, who gets spooked to death!

Survivors: Cindy Campbell, Ray Wilkins, Brenda Meeks, Shorty Meeks, Buddy & Dwight Hartman

Agent Kermit D. Fonz's rating:

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Terrifer Series

Film with most kills: Terrifer 2
Film with least kills: Terrifer

148

5.2

5.6

Terrifier (2016)

Confirmed unfunny kills: 13 deaths

10 men
4 women

No, I don’t count Art the Clown, because that mother **** may never die.

Most ickiest death: Dawn, and pretty much everyone else.

Running puking time: 88 disgusting mins
Number of unvery lucky: 10
Number of pranks per minute: 6.4

Golden prank: Dawn’s infamous death.

Unfunny prank: Corner, who just gets strangled.

Survivors: Victoria and Art the Clown, because we should only be lucky.

God, I hate killer clowns.

Agent Kermit D. Fonz's rating:

107

6.1

Terrifier 2 (2022)

Confirmed unfunny kills: 27

15 men
12 women

Not including Art, because as far I’m consider he doesn’t actually die, just comes back yet, sort at the end of the film.

Most clown moment: The infamous Clown Cafe deaths.

Running puking time: 138 mins of barfo.
Number of very unlucky: 27
Number of pranks per minute: 5.11 mins

Golden prank: Allie’s gruesome prank.

Unfunny prank: Cereal eating kid.

Survivors: Creepy Pale Little Girl, sienna Shaw, Jonathan Shaw, Mrs. Pricipe, Shawn, Eric, and Art the Clown.

5.8

6.3

Terrifier 3 (2024)

Confirmed unfunny kills: 23

15 men
7 women
1 unknown chard dead body

Run puking time: 132 gory minures
Number of unlucky: 23
Number of pranks per minutes: 5.3 minutes

Most clown moment: Holiday shoppers, who get blown by a mall explosion.

Golden prank: Cole’s very gruesome death

Unfunny prank: Jonathan. He dies off screen, and is shown only his head remaining.

Survivors: Julie? (We don’t see her death, but until confirmed other wises.): unnamed baby, Sienna Shaw, Gabby Shaw, girls leave bar,

And of course, Art the Clown!

Agent Kermit D. Fonz's rating:

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Psycho Series

Movie with most kills: Psycho II
Movie with least kills: Psycho

1022

4.8

4.6

Psycho (1998)

The same as the original.

Number of kills: 2
1 male
1 female

Mrs. Bates doesn’t count, since she is already dead.

Running time: 103 mins
Number of stabbings: 2
Stabs per minute: 51.5 stabs

Golden stuffed birds: Marion Crane (played by the late great Anne Hache, rest in peace) in a re-enacted version of the shower which is still shocking, regardless of the version.

And Milton Arbogast (played by William H. Macy) gets to be extra stabby.

Survivors: Much as in the original, Norman Bates, Lila Crane, and Sam Loomis survives.

Outside of the TV show “Bares Motel”, this is the last Norman Bate related anything other then the Bates Motel comedic TV movie with Bud Cort.

Agent Kermit D. Fonz's rating:

4251

8.3

8.5

Psycho (1960)

Number of kills: 2
1 male
1 female

Mrs. Bates doesn’t count, since she is already dead.

Running time: 109 mins
Number of stabbings: 2
Stabs per minute: 54.5 stabs

Golden stuffed birds: Need you ask? The infamous shower death, and Milton Arbogast who dies falling to his death.

Survivors: Norman Bates, Lila Crane, Sam Loomis,
Dr. Fred Richman, Sheriff Al Chambers, Mrs. Chambers, Caroline, Marion’s boss, and unnamed highway patrol officer

Agent Kermit D. Fonz's rating:

314

6.3

6.6

Psycho II (1983)

Number of kills: 6
3 male
3 women

Of them only one is killed by Norman.

Running time: 119 mins
Number of stabbings (and death by shotgun): 2
Deaths per minute: 18.67 mins

Golden stuffed bird: Lila Crane Loomis, who is brutally throat stabbed.

Bird is not the word: Mary Loomis, is shot by the police.

Survivors: Norman Bates, Sheriff John Hunt, Deputy Norris, unnamed teen girl and Ralph Statler

Agent Kermit D. Fonz's rating:

181

5.6

5.4

Psycho III (1986)

Number of kills: 5
4 woman
1 man

Running time: 93 mins
Number of stabbings: 5
Stabs per minute: 18.6 stabs

Golden stuffed bird: Red. Who sees read.

Bird is not the word: Maureen Coyle. Been there. Done that. Saw the stairs,.

Survivors: Norman Bates, Tracy Venable, Sheriff John Hunt and Deputy Leo.

Note: The series as is ends at this point, with the direct to TV sequel, being a direct sequel to the original.

Agent Kermit D. Fonz's rating:

3.5

5.5

Psycho IV: The Beginning (1990)

5 confirmed kills
3 male
2 women

Running time: 98 mins
Number of stabbings: 5
Stabs per minute: 19.2 stabs

Golden stuffed bird: Norma Bates. We finally see her of
Strychnine poisoning, via spiked tea.

Bird is not the word: Chet. He died the same way, but not one that is impactful.

Survivors: Norman Bates, Connie Bates, Fran Ambrose, and Dr. Leo Richmond

This efficiency ends the series, and Anthony Perkins would pass away not too long awards.

Agent Kermit D. Fonz's rating:

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Tremors Series

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6.3

7.1

Tremors (1990)

10 confirmed grabs
7 men grabbed
1 woman grabbed
2 New CalTel workers
4 Graboids

21 sheep
1 horse

Running tremors: 96 mins
Number of grabs: 10
Grabs per grab: 9.6 grabs

Burt’s Hunting Log
Number of Graboids killed: 4
Number killed per minute: 24 mins

Golden grab: Walter Chang, who gets munched and grabbed.

Bad grab: The two NewCal Tech workers bodies, who are just found dead.

Burt’s Hunting Trophy: Stumpy, who is killed by Val, after he is driven off the cliff.

Survivors: Valentine "Val" McKee, Earl Bassett, Rhonda LaBeck, Burt and Heather Gummer, Miguel, Mindy and Nancy

Note: This marks the last appearances by Val, Heather and Rhondain the franchise, and Nancy Sterngood and Mindy Sterngood and Miguel Sanchez appear in part 3.

Agent Kermit D. Fonz's rating:

439

5.5

5.9

Tremors 2: Aftershocks (1996)

3 confirmed grabs
3 men
28 Graboids
42 Shrikers

Actual number of Graboids killed in film: 10-11

Running tremors 100 mins
Number of grabs: 3
Grabs per grab: 33.3 grabs

Burt’s Hunting Log
28 Graboids
42 Shrikers
Number killed per minute: 1.43 mins

Golden grab: Julio, who gets bitten in the leg.

Bad grab: Pedro. He gets a rip off Jurassic Kill.

Burt’s Hunting Trophy: Shrieker! Who is blown up by a BFG!

Survivors: Earl Bassett, Burt Gummer, Grady Hoover, and Kate White Reilly

Note: This is the final appearance by Earl, in the Fran.

Sadly, Fred Ward passed away years later.

Agent Kermit D. Fonz's rating:

255

4.9

5.3

Tremors 3: Back to Perfection (2001)

5 confirmed grabs
5 men grabbed
2 Graboids
71 Shreikers
2 Ass Blasters

Burt’s Hunting Log
2 Graboids
71 Shreikers
2 Ass Blasters
Number killed per minute: 71.3 mins

80 so far!

Number of Graboids actually killed in film: 2 plus several in larval stages
Ass Blasters: 2

Running tremors: 104 mins
Number of grabs: 5
Grabs per grab: 20.8 grabs

Golden grab: Brave Sir Bufford bravely ran away! Only to be grabbed by El Blanco!

Bad grab: Agent Charlie Rusk & Agent Frank Statler who blasted off screen by Ass Blasters. They said Ass Blasters!

Burt’s Hunting Trophy: Ass Blaster! Blasted in a trailer!

Survivors: Burt Gummer, "Desert" Jack Sawyer, Jodi Chang, Mindy sterngood, Nancy Sterngood and "El Blanco" (The Albino Graboid)

Note: This is the last appearances by Nancy and Mindy in the franchise.

Agent Kermit D. Fonz's rating:

178

5.3

Tremors 4: The Legend Begins (2004)

14 confirmed grabs
All dudes
3 adult Graboids
1 baby Graboids

Running tremors: 101 mins
Number of grabs: 16
Grabs per grab: 7.2 grabs

Burt’s Hunting Log
Number of Graboids killed: 4 3 adult and 1 baby
Number killed per minute: 25.3 mins

Golden grab: Old Fred. He is dead. With no head.

Bad grabs: Miners who died off screen.

Burt’s Hunting Trophy: RIP Old Grandpa Stumpy.

Survivors: Hiram Gummer, Christine Lord, Juan Pedilla, Tecopa, and the Chang family

These survivors establish the foundation of the town, allowing for the future generations seen in the Tremors series.

This marked the film in the series to be over seen by it’s creators S.S. Wilson and Brent Maddock.

Agent Kermit D. Fonz's rating:

5.1

5.2

Tremors 5: Bloodlines (2015)

8 confirmed grabs
7 men grabbed
1 woman grabbed
5 Graboids
2 Ass Blasters
7 Detached Graboid Tentacles

Running tremors: 99 mins
Number of grabs: 8
Grabs per grab: 12.4 grabs

Burt’s Hunting Log

5 Graboids
2 Ass Blasters
7 Detached Graboid Tentacles

14 over all! Save some for the rest of us!

And one killed every 7.1 minutes!

Golden grab: Erich Van Wyk. Thank grab he’s dead!

Bad grab: Random shop keeper, who gets a random death.

Burt’s Hunting Trophy: Queen Bitch who gets queen zapped!

Survivors: Burt Gummer, Travis B. Welker, Dr. Nandi Montabu, Amahle Montabu and Baruti

5.8

5.4

Tremors: Shrieker Island

12 confirmed grabs
All dudes and 1 Burt Gummer
3 mutated Graboids
9 Shriekers
1 Queen Graboid

Running tremors: 103 grabs
Number of grabs: 12
Grabs per grab: 8.6 grabs

Burt’s Final Hunting Log

3 mutated Graboids
9 Shriekers
1 Queen Graboid
13 MOFO Graboids killed by Burt Freaking Gummer
Number killed per minute: 7.9 mins

Grand Total: 62 Graboid grabs!
55 men
5 women
2 unknown

198 Graboids made extinct!
46 Graboids
122 Ass Blasters
14 Shriekers
1 Dirt Dragon
15 Grabbers

Every kill in this “film” was pointless. Even Burt’s.

Burt’s Final Hunting Trophy: Flame Shriekers!

Survivors: Jimmy, Dr. Jasmine "Jas" Welker, Freddie and Anna

Adios Burt Gummer. This being the end of everything.

5.8

Tremors: A Cold Day in Hell (2018)

10 confirmed grabs
7 men
3 women
3 Graboids
2 Ass Blasters
6 Detached Graboid Tentacles

Running tremors: 98 mins
Number of grabs: 10
Grabs per grab: 9.8 grabs

Burt’s Hunting Log

3 Graboids
2 Ass Blasters
6 Detached Graboid Tentacles
13 in total

Number of kills per minute: 7.3 mins

Golden grab: A flaming running dude!

Bad grab: People who died off screen.

Burt’s Hunting Trophy: An electrocution of a Graboid!

Survivors: Burt Gummer, Travis Welker, Valerie McKee, Dr. Rita Sims and Aklark

Note: Jamie Kennedy doesn’t return in sequel. Thankfully.

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5.3

5.1

The Banana Splits Movie

27 banana splits
8 male
1 female
18 unknown

Running time: 98 mins
Number of deaths: 27
Kills per average: 3.33 mins

Golden banana: Andy gets the Wheel of Misfortune!

Rotten banana: Carl. Who dies off screen.

Survivors: Beth, Austin, Harley, Zoe, and Parker

167

5.9

6.2

Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark (2019)

Number of screams:

4 male

Running Back: 108 mins
Number of tales scared: 4
Tales per scare: 27 freaks

Great read: Tommy Milner, who becomes a scarecrow.

Boring read: Police Chef Turner, who gets his neck snapped.

Survived to tell another tale: Stella Nicholls, Chuck Steinberg, Ramón Morales and maybe Auggie Hilderbrandt.

Agent Kermit D. Fonz's rating:

Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street

4620

7.3

Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street... (2007)

Number of pies served: 11
9 male meat pies
2 female meat pies

Running time: 116 mins
Number of meat pies baked: 11
Pie bakings per minute: 10.55 pies

Delicious: Judge Turpin. Justice ver served.

Rancid: Chap killed off screen.

Survivors: Tobias "Toby" Ragg, Anthony Hope, Johanna Todd, inmates at Fogg’s Asylum

Agent Kermit D. Fonz's rating:

133

7.2

6.7

A Bucket of Blood (1959)

Number of cool cats and kittens killed: 4
3 men
1 woman

Number of kills: 4
Running bongo time: 65 minutes
Bongo deaths: 16.25 mins

Golden painting: unnamed furniture dude. Just because. He is also decapitated.

Worthless painting: “Awful” Alice. Her death is like her name sake. Awful.

cats and kittens who still meowed: Carla, Leonard de Santis, Maxwell H. Brock, and Art Lacroix

161

5.5

5.6

Chopping Mall (1986)

Confirmed number of deaths: 9
Number of kills per Kill Bot: 3
6 men Kill Botted
3 women Kill Botted

and death to all Kill Bots!

Number of deaths: 9
Running time: 78 mins
Chopping per minute: 8.44 blasts

Golden blast: Leslie, who got head blassted!

Malfunction: Linda, who is chest blasted.
Survivors: Alison Parks and Ferdy Meisel

Agent Kermit D. Fonz's rating:

423

4.9

Valentine (2001)

Number of hearts broken: 9
3 male hearts broken
6 female hearts broken

Running time: 96 mins
Number of Valentines: 9
Number of Valentines per heart: 10.67 mins

Golden heart: Ruthie, who has the most bloodiest death in the film.

Bad heart: Milly, whose body was dragged around the house.

Survivors: Kate Davies and Adam Carr/Jeremy Melton

Sadly, this would be the last theatrical film, to be directed by Jamie Blanks. Who just passed away recently.

Rest in peace, Jamie.

Agent Kermit D. Fonz's rating:

299

6.2

As Above, So Below (2014)

Tueries confirmées: 2
2 hommes
1 femme

Durée de fonctionnement: 88 mins
Nombre de décès: 2
Tués par moyenne: 81 mins

Meurtre le plus mémorable: Papillon, par voiture en flammes.

La mort la moins mémorable: Souxie. La Taupe lui a fracassé la tête contre un rocher à trois reprises.

Survivantes: Scarlett Marlowe, George, and Zed who is not dead, baby.

Agent Kermit D. Fonz's rating:

297

6.4

Maniac (1980)

Confirmed slashings: 8
5 women
3 men

Running per maniac: 88 mins
Slashings: 8
Slash per kill: 11 gory slashs

Most violent end: Tom Savini, who gets shot gun blasted!

Note: Frank’s death has been infirm as maybe a dream?

Least violent kill: Disco girl. Who just gets shot gun blasted. But only shot and not head exploded shot.

Survivors: Anna D'Antoni, Rita, and Unnamed Nurse

Agent Kermit D. Fonz's rating:

459

6.6

6.8

Serial Mom (1994)

7 confirmed deaths
4 men Captain Crunched
3 women Captain Crunched

Running time: 93 mins
Number of kills: 7
Kills per average: 13.92 mins

Golden cereal: Mrs.Jensen, who gets clubbed to death by a lamb shank. Maybe now someone will learn to be kind and ******** rewind!

Soggy cereal: Betty Sternin, who just gets scissored in the stomach.

Survivors: Beverly Sutpkin, Chip Sutpkin, Misty Sutpkin, Eugene Sutpkin, Suzanne Somers, Detective Tracey, Detective Pike, Birdy, Rosemary Ackerman, Dotty Hinkle, and Timothy Nazlerod

Agent Kermit D. Fonz's rating:

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