Dead Meat Kill Counts

11 confirmed deaths
11 Mortally Wounded Men

Running time: 101 mins
Number of kills: 11
Kombats per min: 9.89 mins

Flawless victory: Scorpion, who becomes Toasty!

Lame defeat: Art Lean, who just gets punched.

Survivors: Johnny Cage, Raiden, Kitana, Sonya Blade, and Lui Kang

3 non breathers
2 unbreathing men
1 unbreathing women

Number of kills: 3
Running time: 88 mins
Kills per average: 29.33 mins

Coolest kill: Money, who can no longer be spent.

Lamest kill: Alex who just dies.

Survivors: Norman Nordstrom, Rocky, Doggy, and Diddy

11 non breathers
9 unbreathing men
2 unbreathing women

Number of kills: 11
Running time: 98 mins
Kills per average: 8.17 mins

Coolest kill: Jared, who gets faced.

Lamest kill: Josephine, who just gets gun shot.

5 confirmed deaths
5 dudes!

and numerous dinosaurs

Running time: 128 mins
Number of deaths: 5
Kills per average: 25 mins

Most Dino Death: Dennis Nedry. Who gets face puked, and snacked on.

Most Dino Moments: Raptors in the kitchen and Tyrannosaurus rex car chase.

Most brutal death: Donald Gennaro, who becomes dino chomped.

Least brutal death: Joffrey, whose death is barely seen.

Survivors: Ian Malcolm, Alan Grant, Ellie Stattler, John Hammond, Tim Murphy, Tim Murphy, Dr. Henry Wu, and various dinosaurs

15 confirmed deaths
15 dudes!

Running time: 129 mins
Number of deaths: 15
Kills per average: 8.6 mins

Most Dino death: Dieter Stark, who gets chomped by mini dinos.

Most Dino moment: Grass Raptors!

Most brutal death: Eddie Carr, dinner for two dinos!

Least brutal deaths: Two men on transport ship.

Survivors: Ian Malcolm, John Hammond, The Bowman family and staff, Cathy Bowman, Lex Murphy, Tim Murphy, Sarah Hardin, Kelly Curtis, and various dinosaurs

6 confirmed deaths
All dudes!

Running time: 92 mins
Kills per average: 15.3 mins
Number of dates: 6

Most Dino death: Udesky, whose neck gets snapped by a Raptor.

Most Dino moment: Swimming Spinosaurs.

Most brutal death: Udesky, his death is the most brutal in a otherwise non brutal film.

Least brutal deaths: Enrique Cardoso, plus one. We never did find out what killed them.

Survivors: Alan Grant, Ellie Stattler, Paul Kirby, Charlie, Amanda Kirby, Eric Kirby, Billy Brennan, Mike, and various dinosaurs

23 confirmed deaths
22 men
1 woman

Animal deaths: Way too many dinosaur deaths.

Most Dino Death: Vic Hoskins, whose needs a hand, after it’s chomped on by a Raptor.

Most Dino moment: The Dino petting zoo.

Running time: 124 mins
Number of deaths: 23
Kills per average: 5.39 mins

Most brutal death: Zara, who becomes flying Dino dinner.

Least brutal death: 7 unnamed InGen Tech workers, who became Raptor chow.

Survivors: Karen Mitchell, Scott Mitchell, Zach Mitchell, Grey Mitchell, Claire Dearing, Dr. Henry Wu, Owen Grady, Blue Raptor, Rexy Dino, Scott, and various dinosaurs

19 confirmed extinct people
18 very extinct men
1 woman

Animal deaths: Practically every dinosaur, on Isla Nublar.

Due to a volcano explosion.

Note: Dinosaurs die and die really hard, in this film.

Running time: 128 mins
Number of dates: 19
Kills pet average: 6.74 mins

Most dino death: Eli Miles

Most Dino moment::The film’s opening.

Most brutal death: Eli Miles. Death by Dino dinner.

Least brutal death: Sir Benjamin Lockwood, killed by pillow suffocation.

Survivors: Dr. Ian Malcolm, Claire Dearing, Iris, Dr. Zia Rodriguez, Rexy Dino, Owen Grady, Blue Raptor, Maisey Lockwood, Dr. Henry Wu, and various dinosaurs

21 confirmed deaths
11 male
10 female

Running time: 98 mins
Number of deaths: 21
Kills per average: 4.33 mins

Golden scare: Mllo’s family, who are attacked by rats.

Lame scare: Peter’s family, who are just electrocuted.

Survivors: Bughuul, and The Ghost Cult Kids. That’s it. Everyone dies.

Dr. Stomberg and Father Rodriguez, however are lucky.

20 confirmed deaths
10 male
10 female

Running time: 110 mins
Number of deaths: 20
Kills per average: 5.6 mins

Golden scare: The DiLozzio mother, and the infamous lawnmower scene.

Survivors: The Ghost Cult Kids, Ashley, Bughuul, Professor Jonas, Sheriff, and Deputy So and So. The family, isn’t lucky. They are all dead.

23 confirmed deaths
15 men
8 women

Running time: 93 mins
Number of Kill: 23
Kills per average: 4,04 mins

Coolest Kill: Josh, with his heels sliced by a scalpel.

Lamest kill: The American, who just gets shot.

Survivors: Paxton, but not before being tortured, and The Bubblegum Gang

19 confirmed deaths
13 men
6 women

Running time: 94 mins
Number of kills: 19
Kill per average: 4.84 mins

Coolest kill: Lorna, who dies a very horrible death.

Lamest kill: Whitney, who dies off screen.

Survivors: Beth, the Bubblegum Gang, Sasha, Stuart’s wife, and various Elite Pack members.

Sadly, not Paxton who ended up headless.

12 confirmed deaths
10 men
2 women

Running time: 88 mins
Number of death: 12
Kills per average: 7.33 mins

Coolest kill: Mike, who gets a face lift.

Lamest kill: Nikki, who gets eaten by bugs.

Survivors: Amy and Scott, who end up killing Carter.

11 confirmed deaths
7 men
4 women

Running time: 82 mins
Number of deaths: 11
Kills per average: 7.45 mins

Golden turkey: Brad, whose hand is cut off, and gets a machete in the head.

Lame leftovers: Gregg, who just stabbed.

Survivors: Karen, unnamed baby, and maybe Todd?

20 confirmed deaths
10 men unelected
10 women unelected

Running time: 82 mins
Number of kills: 20
Kills per average: 4.1 mins

Coolest kill: The Janitor, who dies a very messy death.

Lamest kill: Officer Kennedy, who dies off screen.

Survivors: Barry, Joanna, Vice Principal McKay, and various students

40 confirmed deaths
16 men pranked
4 women pranked
6 killed killer klowns
14 unknown cotton candied

Running time: 86 mins
Number of kills: 46
Klowning per average: 2.16 mins

Golden klown prank: Biker dude pied, and decapitated.

Lawn klown prank: Sgt. Mooney, who gets squeezed through bats.

Survivors: Mike Tobacco, Debbie Stone, Rich Terenzi, and Paul Terenzi.

6 confirmed deaths
4 women
2 men

Running time: 86 mins
Number of kills: 6
Kills per average: 14.3 mins

Golden ball drop: Sally, gets suffocated by a plastic bag.

Lamest ball drop: Paramedic

Survivors: Derek, Unnamed girl, Lieutenant Ed Clayton, Sergeant Greene, and Diane “Blaze” Sullivan (But probably not for long!)

12 captured
4 men given coal for presents.
8 women given coal for presents

Running time: 98 mins
Captured: 12
Captures per average: 9.08 mins

Golden candy cane: Jordan, who is swallowed by a toy clown.

Sour candy cane: Aunt Dorothy

Survivors: Max’s family?

27 trick or treated
16 male
4 female
7 unknown

Running time: 82 mins
Number of kills: 27
Kills per average: 3.04

Cool trick: Charlie who vomited chocolate, and is beheaded.

Uncool treat. Macy, Schrader, and Chip, who are tricked off screen.

Survivors: Sam, Emma, Billy, Rhonda, Danielle, Laurie, Maria, and Janet

15 people nexted
10 men nexted
5 women nexted

Run time: 94 mins
Number of kills: 15
Kills per average: 6.27 mins

Best nexted: Felix, who is killed by a blender.

Least nexted: Talia, who dies off screen.

Survivor: Erin

9 unbirthdays
6 male
3 female

Running time: 111 mins
Number of kills: 9
Unbirthdays per average: 12.33

Most savage death: Greg, who gets crushed by a bar bell.

Least savage: Alfred. His death left a lot to be desired.

Survivors: Ginny, Rudi, Amelia, unnamed pet rat, and unnamed police cop.

28 worded
15 worded males
16 worded females
1 farewell to arm

Running time: 98 mins
Number of kills: 28
Kills per average: 3.38 mins

Coolest worded: Laurel Anne. Eew.

Least worded: Obituary deaths.

Survivors: Nobody. Sorry nobody!

9 unlucky people
7 very unlucky men
2 very unlucky women

Running time: 93 mins
Number of kills: 11
Kills per average: 10.3 mins

Most nastiest dare: Conway, who dies horribly.

Most unnasiest dare: Paul, who dies of a heart attack.

Survivors: Iris and the rest of the Lambrick family. Those horrible smug bastards.

7 confirmed Icks
1 dude Icked
6 women something somethinged

Running time: 84 mins
Number of unfortunate events in this film: 7
Kills per average: 12.4

The Most Did They Had to Do That Moment: The waterbed moment.

The most I guess sure why not moment: Dean Foley, who just gets shot?

Survivors: Mary Riggs, Kung Fu Dude, and Sgt. Randy Holden

Note: This film, truly lives up to it’s title.

127 confirmed barfed
52 men puked
32 women vomited
38 unknown sluggies

And way too many animal deaths.

Most Barfoest death: Brenda Blob, who explodes into a gooey mess of alien slug worms.

Running time: 95 mins.
Number of deaths: 127
Kills per average: 0.748 mins

Most pukey death: Brenda Blob

Least pukey death: Dragged away dead bodies.

Survivors: Bill Prady and Starla Grant

12 confirmed deaths
9 unhappy male campers
3 unhappy female campers

Running time: 83 mins
Number of deaths: 12
Kills per average: 7.08 mins

Golden S’more: Judy, death by curling iron.

Lame campfire story: Campers in sleeping bags.

Survivors: Angela/Peter Baker, Aunt Martha Thomas, and Ricky Thomas

18 confirmed deaths
9 unhappy male campers
9 unhappy female campers

Running time: 80 mins
Number of deaths: 18
Kills per average: 4.44 mins

Golden S’more: Ally, who gets breakfast clubbed by leeches.

Lame campfire story: Matt, a nothing dude, who dies an equally nothing desth.

Survivors: Molly Hagle (fate left unknown?, and Angela Baker

16 confirmed deaths
9 unhappy male campers
7 unhappy female male campers

Running time: 79 mins
Number of deaths: 16
Kills per average: 4.94 mins

Golden S’more: Lilly, decapitated by lawnmower.

Lame campfire story: Snowboy, who gets melted in his tent by fire.

Survivors: Just only Angela and Tony, but with Angela being the boss!

9 confirmed deaths
7 unhappy male campers
2 unhappy female campers

And unfortunate froggies.

Running time: 86 mins
Number of deaths: 9
Kills per average: 9.56 mins

Golden S’more: Bella, who is crushed by nails in a bed.

Lame campfire story: Frank, whose faces gets rat minced, off screen.

Survivors: Angela Baker, Ronnie, and Ricky

Not that it matters.

Officially, thus marks the end of the series.

27 confirmed deaths
22 frat men
6 sorority sisters

Running time: 92 mins
Number of kills: 27
Kills per average: 3.41 mins

Golden Christmas present: Unnamed Deke pledge, who gets keyed to death.

Coal in stocking: Jessie, who just gets strangled by Christmas lights.

Survivors: Riley, Kris, Landon, and various girls.

18 confirmed deaths
11 men
7 women

Running time: 92 mins
Number of kills: 18
Kills per average: 5.11 mins

Golden Christmas present: Melissa, who is killed a ice skates

Lump of coal in stocking: Leigh, who gets her neck snapped.

Survivors: Kelli Presley, Kelli’s mother, and Kelli’s father.

7 confirmed deaths
5 women
2 men

Running time: 98 mins
Number of kills: 7
Kills per average: 14 mins

Golden Christmas Present: Barb, who is killed by glass unicorn.

Coal in stocking: Phyll, who dies off screen.

Survivors: Nash, Lt. Fuller, Jess, Graham, Clare’s dad, and Billy

7 confirmed deaths
7 dudes who stopped rocking
1 killer car. Maybe?

Running time: 100 mins
Number of deaths: 7
Kills per average: 14.29 mins

Golden oldie: Barney Rapperton, who gets killed by a hot rod!

Golden moldie: Darnell, who gets crushed by a car seat.

Survivors: Dennis Guilder, Leigh Cabot, Detective Rudy Junkins, Regina Cunningham, and Christine?

“I don’t care what people say, Rock ‘n Roll is here to stay.”

4 confirmed deaths
3 men
1 rabid dog

Running time: 93 mins
Number of kills: 4
Kills per average: 23.25 mins

Good doggy kill: Garry. it’s graphic, and it’s the first death of the film.

Bad doggy kill: Joe Camber, who just dies off screen.

Survivor; Donna Trenton, Tod Trenton, and Vic Trenton. But not Cujo.

34 people misted
24 men misted
9 women misted
4 unknown cocooned

Run time: 126 mins
Number of kills: 34
Kills per average: 3.71 mins

Cool mist: Military police officer, who becomes spider egged.

Uncool must: Norton and red shirts, who just wander into the mist.

Survivors: David Drayton, miscellaneous soldiers, and some of David’s group.

“Darkest film, ever!”

4 confirmed deaths
4 male lighthouse keepers

Running time: 107 mins
Number of deaths: 4
Kills per average: 27.25 mins

Golden Sea Shanty: Thomas Rake, who is pecked by birds, after falling to his death.

Lame sea shanty: Ephraim Winslow, who just dies.

Survivors: Nobody. Everyone dies. Except maybe the screaming mermaid? And the Woman on the Rock?

4 confirmed deaths
3 men
1 woman

Running time: 92 mins
Number of kills: 4
Kills per average: 93 mins

Golden spell: William, killed by a goat.

All deaths, were extremely effective.

Survivors: Villagers, Thomasin, The Governor, Black Philip, and assorted witches

4 confirmed deaths
1 man
3 women

Running time: 127 mins
Number of deaths: 4
Kills per average: 31.75 mins

Golden death by evil devil dude: Charlie, who looses her head.

Lame death by evil devil dude: Leigh, whose body just lies there.

Survivors: Peter Graham (who is possessed!): Joan, Bridget, and coven members.

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12 confirmed deaths
8 men dead or sacrificed
4 women dead or sacrificed
1 dead bear

Running time: 141 mins
Number of sacrifices or deaths: 12
Sacrifices or deaths per minute: 11.75 mins

Golden sacrifice: Elders who have jumped, to their deaths.

Every death or sacrifice is this film, is terrifying.

Survivors: Dani Ardor, Pelle, Rueben, Ingmar, Maja, and various village members.

6 confirmed deaths
4 men who didn’t survive last summer
2 women who didn’t survive last summer

Running time: 101 mins
Number of Kills: 6
Kills per average: 16.83 mins

Fresh fish: Max who gets hooked and dragged.

Stinky fish: David, who just gets pushed off a cliff, and drowns.

Survivors: Julie James, Ray Bronson, and Ben Willis

10 confirmed deaths
8 men who didn’t survive last summer
2 women who didn’t survive last summer

Running time: 101 mins
Number of deaths: 10
Kills per average: 10.1 mins

Fresh fish: Dave, who gets mouth hooked, and dragged.

Stinky fish: Derek, who gets slash off screen.

Survivors?: Do Julie James, Ray Bronson, and Karla Wilson, survive or not? You tell me.

6 confirmed deaths
4 men who didn’t survive last summer
1 woman who didn’t survive last summer

Running time: 95 mins
Number of kills: 6
Kills per average; 15.33 mins

Fresh fish: Deputy Haffner, who gets hooked.

Stinky fish: Everything else.

Survivors?: Do Amber, Zoe, and Lance? What do you think? Given they are “pointless, disposable, nothings”, will you really care?

Very mercifully this film, ended the franchise seemingly for good.

7 confirmed deaths
5 men
2 girls

Running time: 111 mins
Number of kills: 7
Kills per average: 15.86

Ghost Face unghosted: Head smashed by a TV set, shot at several times.

Most memorable death: Casey Becker, whose death is not only memorable and starts off the series.

However, the final deaths in the film are just as memorable.

Bloodiest death: Casey, the fact that she was played by Drew Barrymore, freaked audiences out, and signaled that no one is safe in the film.

Lamest death: Principal Hembrey, who died off screen. Aye.

Survivors: Cindy Prescott, Dewey Prescott, Gale Weathers, Randy Meeks, and Neil Prescott

10 confirmed deaths
6 male
4 female

Running time: 120 mins
Number of deaths: 10
Kills per average: 12 mins

Ghost Face unghosted: Shot at a couple of times.

Most memorable death: Maureen Evans, who dies while watching Stab 2. How meta.

Bloodiest death: Officer Richards, who dies in a brutal car accident.

Lamest death: Derek, who dies from being shot.

Survivors: Cindy Prescott, Dewey Prescott, Gale Weathers, and Cotton Wearry

10 confirmed deaths
6 male
6 female

Running time: 110 mins
Number of kills: 11
Kills per average: 11.6

Ghost Face unghosted: Shot at several times.

Most memorable death: Cotton Wearry, who won’t be back for a sequel.

Most Valuable Klll: Very few, except for Tyson Fox.

Lamest death: Tom Prinze, who was just killed in the most unconvincing explosion, ever.

Survivors: Cindy Prescott, Detective Mark Kincaid, Martha Meeks, Dewey Prescott, and Gale Weathers

15 Confirmed deaths
10 women
5 male

Running time: 110 mins
Number of kills: 15
Kills per average: 7.3

Ghost Face unghosted: Shot at couple of times.

Most memorable death: Olivia, whose death was memorably nasty and brutal.

Bloodiest death: Officer Perkins, who was stabbed in the head.

Lamest death: Hoss, who was just shot.

Survivors: Sydney Prescott, Dewey Prescott, Kirby, Gale Weathers, and Deputy Judy Hicks

Note: This was not only the last Scream film, for a while, but the final film directed by Wes Craven. Rest In Peace, Wes Craven.

8 confirmed deaths
5 male
3 female

Running time: 114 mins
Number of kills: 8
Number of kills: 14.25 mins

Ghost Face unghosted: Throat split, and stabbed, and burnt and stabbed.

Most memorable death: Dewey, who gets stabbed and eviscerated.

Bloodiest death: Poor Dewey.

Lamest kill: Deputy Clay

Survivors: Gale Weathers, Sydney Prescott, Sam Carpenter, Tara Carpenter, Mindy Meeks-Martin, and Chad Meeks-Martin.

But not Dewey. Poor Dewey.

13 confirmed deaths
10 men
3 women

Ghostfsce #1 unghosted: Eye stabbed
Ghostfsce #2 unghosted: Smashed by TV set
Ghostfsce #3 unghosted: Shot

Most memorable kill: Bodega store owner getting shot.

Bloodiest deaths: Unfortunate store customers.

Running time: 123 minutes
Number of kills: 13
Kills per minute: 9.46 minutes

Coolest kill: Anykia, who gets brutally killed by Ghostface.

Lamest kill: Brooks, who is killed off screen.

Survivors: Tara Carpenter, Danny Brackett, Chad Meeks Martin, Gail Weathers, Sam Carpenter, Kirby Reed, and Mindy Meeks Martin

73 confirmed deaths
5 men
6 women
62 students and staff members

And some unfortunate piggies.

Running time: 98 mins
Number of kills: 73
Kills per average: 1.19 mins

A+ kill: Margaret White, who is crucified by knives and whatnot.

D- kill: Tommy Ross, who just gets bonked by a paint can.

Survivor: Sue Snell

27 confirmed deaths
13 men
13 women
1 unknown

Rest In peace, Sue Snell.

Running time: 105 mins
Number of kills: 27
Kills per average: 3.89 mins

A+ kills: Eric and Mark, who get impaled.

D- kill: Mark, who just drowns.

Survivors: Walt, Sheriff Kelton, Barbara Lang, Coach Walsh, and Jessie Ryan