U.S. Special Forces (Predator)

If it bleeds, we can kill it.

What's the matter? The CIA got you pushing too many pencils?

Stats
Primary Weapon: M16 Assault Rifle with an Integral M203 Under-barrel Grenade Launcher
Secondary Weapon: Cigars
Other: Combat Knife, Bow & Arrow

Roles & Skills: Commanding Officer, Survivalist, Woodsman, Pun Extroadinaire

Notes
Legendary Moment: The entire montage of him preparing for the final confrontation.

My Personal Thoughts: Legend. Aboslute FUCKING Legend. Nobody else in the human world could have lead this squad of barbarians. Dutch is one of those cocky action heroes that doesn't deserve any comeuppance because he proves that he cannot fail.

Cause of Death: None. Dutch survived the odds and bested the Predator.

10/10

You saying that Blain and Hawkins were killed by a fucking lizard? That's a bullshit psyche job. There is 2 to 3 men out there at the most. Fucking lizard.

I woke up. Why don't you? You're an asset. An expendable asset. And I used you to get the job done, got it?

Stats
Primary Weapon: MP5 Submachine Gun
Secondary Weapon: Paperwork
Other: None

Roles & Skills: Bureacrat

Notes
Legendary Moment: Running after the Predator for one last act of vengeance.

My Personal Thoughts: Originally I didn't like him much. But when he picks up some bad habits from Dutch, he is a must-have addition to the squad.

Cause of Death: After realising his and Mac's plan failed, Dillon lets loose on the approaching alien. The Predator's plasma cannon tears off Dillon's arm but that doesn't stop him! Whilst still aiming, The Predator makes it way to Dillon and impales him through the gut and lifts him several feet off the ground as he releases a mighty roar.

8/10

There's something in those trees...

The only way outta here is that valley that leads to the east. But I wouldn't wish that on a broke-dick dog.

Stats
Primary Weapon: M16A2 5.56mm Semi-automatic Rifle
Secondary Weapon: Combat Knife
Other: None

Roles & Skills: Tracker, "Sixth Sense", Survivalist

Notes
Legendary Moment: In hostile territory, standing in the middle of a clearing because he had a strange feeling about the road ahead.

My Personal Thoughts: The most enigmatic of the group. Billy's strong but silent composure makes him a very potent member of the team. His legendary laugh makes him Grade-A hero material.

Cause of Death: Realising that the group can't move as fast as before, Billy elects to stay behind to challenge the Predator in a one-on-one knife fight. All we hear is a scream...

9/10

You got time to duck?

Jesus, you killed a pig... think you could found something bigger?

Stats
Primary Weapon: H&K MP5A3 Submachine Gun
Secondary Weapon: Milkor MGL Grenade Launcher
Other: None

Roles & Skills: Scout, Translator

Notes
Legendary Moment: Strapping a grenade launcher to sore-asses.

My Personal Thoughts: Poncho had a few one-liners that had me creasing up.

Cause of Death: After a trap set for the Predator backfires and cracks a number of his ribs, Poncho is relegated to luggage as Dutch has to carry him through the jungle. Sadly, he takes a plasma bolt to the skull and is no longer amongst the living there after.

7/10

You lose it here, you're in a world of hurt.

I ain't got time to bleed.

Stats
Primary Weapon: Ol' Painless (GE M134 Minigun)
Secondary Weapon: T-Rex Tobacco
Other: None

Roles & Skills: Doesn't bleed, Weapons Specialist

Notes
Legendary Moment: Shooting tobacco at the feet of a superior officer without consequence.

My Personal Thoughts: The asshole of the bunch. He doesn't have a good word to say about anyone. But what a fucking hero. His jaw is made of titanium!

Cause of Death: The Predator managed to see Ol' Painless and realised that Blain was a massive threat. He is assaulted during a patrol in the jungle by a plasma bolt and is left with a gaping chest cavity.

8/10

You're ghostin' us, motherfucker. I don't care who you are back in the world, you give away our position one more time, I'll bleed ya, real quiet. Leave ya here. Got that?

I'm gonna cut your name right into him!

Stats
Primary Weapon: M60 Shorty
Secondary Weapon: Disposable Razor Blade
Other: M18A1 Claymore Mines & M49A1 Trip Flares

Roles & Skills: Ordinance Specialist

Notes
Legendary Moment: Letting lose Ol' Painless on the rainforest. Its a wonder they still exist!

My Personal Thoughts: Quote Mac-hine. He provided an ominous and overbearing presence within the group itself.

Cause of Death: Gone somewhat insane after his war buddy was taken down, Mac decides to pursue the Predator by himself. Trying to outflank him, Mac is caught out and pays for it with his life.

9/10

Billy. Billy! The other day, I was going down on my girlfriend, I said to her, "Jeez you got a big pussy. Jeez you got a big pussy." She said, "Why did you say that twice?" I said, "I didn't."

See, cuz of the echo.

Stats
Primary Weapon: H&K MP5A3 Submachine Gun
Secondary Weapon: Comic Books
Other: Radio & Med-kit

Roles & Skills: Radio Operator, Field Medic

Notes
Legendary Moment: Whilst reading a comic book, he catches a hack-e-sack thrown at him without even looking. Cue shit-eating grin.

My Personal Thoughts: The fish out of water, Hawkins just seemed like he was thrown in for all the 'smart' jobs. His jokes were cringe worthy aswell!

Cause of Death: The squad's wayward baggage, Anna, decides to run off at an awkward time. Hawkins runs her down and pleads with her to stay put but the Predator slashes him from behind. The last we see of him is as a bleeding corpse hanging high above the canopy.

4/10