Favourite TV characters

Michael Scott from The Office.



"My philosophy is basically this. And this is something that I live by. And I always have. And I always will. Don't ever, for any reason, do anything to anyone, for any reason, ever, no matter what. No matter...where. Or who, or who you are with, or, or where you are going, or...or where you've been...ever. For any reason, whatsoever."

Dwight Schrute from The Office.



"I saw "Wedding Crashers" accidentally. I bought a ticket for "Grizzly Man" and went into the wrong theater. After an hour, I figured I was in the wrong theater, but I kept waiting. Cause that’s the thing about bear attacks... they come when you least expect it."

Dexter Morgan from Dexter.



"I'm a very neat monster."

Barney Stinson from How I Met Your Mother.



"It will be legend-wait for it... and I hope you're not lactose intolerant because the second half of that word is dairy!"

Marshall Eriksen from How I Met Your Mother.



"I hate New York! I'm sorry, but it's true! Today, I was walking around PriceCo. Have you been there? It's huge! All the stores in New York are so cramped! Every time I turn around I knock something over. I'm like some huge monster that came out of the oceans to destroy bodegas! ...I'm too big for New York, okay! I'm always trying to fit into cramped little subway seats, or duck under doorways that were built a hundred and fifty years ago. "Hey, people are bigger now! Build bigger doorways! What the hell is wrong with you?" ...And it's so loud. All the time. Yes, I know it's the city that never sleeps, but guess what? I like to sleep! I've been tired for eight years! Tired and scared, with black and blue marks on my elbows from trying to fit into all these tiny elf doorways! New Jersey's great! It's got huge stores, and lawns, and you never have to carry a cup again! For the rest of your life! I'm not afraid to say it: I love New Jersey!"

Ari Gold from Entourage.



"Well, unlike your world, where the bigger man pounds the smaller man from behind, the bigger man in my world is the last man standing. And that man will be me, all right?"

Joey Tribbiani from Friends



"“I saw this movie once where there was a door and nobody knew what was behind it and when they finally got it open millions and millions and millions of bugs came pouring out and they feasted on human flesh. You know it wouldn’t kill ya to respect your wife’s privacy! ...Stupid closet full of bugs!”"

Bill Haverchuck from Freaks and Geeks.



"I don't like jokes. I don't think they are funny."

Randy Marsh from South Park.



"We stay here through the night, and wait it out to see if they do anything. If we're still alive in the morning, then we'll know we're not dead. "

Doug Wilson from Weeds.



"Sometimes I actually think I'm slightly retarded in the mouth."