30 From 96: My Favorite Films From 1996
Donât get me wrong, I do like me a so-called âpopcorn movieâ every once in a while. Everybody does. But letâs face it, Hollywood cranks out these kinds of poorly scripted action bloated blockbusters at a rate that demonstrates that, if they could, this would be the only kind of lazily written crud they make. Strictly for the purpose of making money.Â
And I know that there are some of you out there reading this that are defending them by saying âWell, making movies is a business â. To which I say âYes, but it is the business of making movies first. If money was the first priority, then get into the financial business, which is the business of making money. The motion picture industry is about making movies, with the hope of making money. I understand that every once in a while, a film with less integrity will have to be released but shouldnât be at the expense of the integrity of the entire medium.Â
 I know that itâs just my opinion, but people like Bay, who obviously make movies just for sake of making money (although he would twist it to say that they are made for âfunâ), tend to hurt the foundation for creating cinema much more than they do anything positive for it.
 But, as the saying goes, I digress. Time for me to get off this high horse and focus on the fact that this is the entry for The Rock, one of Bayâs earlier works in the action-adventure genre, and as a result, he wasnât yet completely immersed in the fixed formula of making box office returns the absolute priority. Therefore, despite the sacrificed script, there is still enough fun in this flick to make the process of eating popcorn worth watching it.

 So, a year later, in 1968, not to be outdone by the very successful venture, the ever competitive and Fab Four "evil" counterparts, the Rolling Stones decided to counter the televised Mystery Tour with television special of their own, which they called a Rock and Roll Circus.
 This musical show featured acts like Marianne Faithfull, Jethro Tull, Taj Mahal and the only appearance of the super group known as The Dirty Mac (which roster of members included Eric Clapton, Keith Richards, Mitch Mitchell, and Winston Leg-Thigh, which really was just a nom de plume for John Lennon). Originally meant to be shown on the BBC, the airing of this show was pulled by the Rolling Stones themselves, citing their own mediocre performance, although many believe that it may have been due to the Who, who's turn on the center stage everyone involved felt, with good reason, had upstaged the entire production.
 After many years of floating around in limbo, the footage for this event was finally released in 1996 as a theater movie. And it is a very interesting one in that it provides a look into a slice of time that represents the beginnings of a shift in rock'n'roll history.
Whether it be John Lennon's foray into music outside of the Beatles, the Stones' separation from psychedelia or the Who's "changing of the guard", this a circus event that made it quite clear that when it came to rock and roll, the times they were a'changing.


 On the ground level, Executive Decision looks like the typical action thriller that was coming out of Hollywood by the boatload during the 1990's. But once it takes off, it manages to rise above the rest despite its formulaic tropes that it follows through by the numbers. And there are a couple of primary reasons for this. First, everyone in the cast seems to take this production pretty seriously, and with the talents of Kurt Russell, Oliver Platt, John Leguizamo and Halley Bailey all in the cockpit of this large body commercial flight, it feels like a thrill ride that can only be experienced as a result of a first call ticket.Â
 Second, this is a story that is committed to the formula but also throws in a few unexpected twists (one of which involves Steven Seagal, who takes one for the team despite being at the top of the heap at the time when it comes to action stars of the over bloated 90's). Decision is the rare type of formula flick that shows that even if Hollywood has pretty much run into a wall creatively when it comes to this type of movie, they can still be quite inescapably entertaining.Â

In this one, Woody Harrelson plays a bowling prodigy who has been dealt a "bad hand", and sees within an Amish bowler (Randy Quaid) the kind of "lucky strike" that can put him back in the game. Hitting the road to Reno for a tournament with a big cash pot, their trip ends up encountering the kind of traversing troubles that make picking up a 7-10 split look like child's play.
And even though that might sound weird, the truth is, it's a pretty common occurence whenever a live-action person enters a peach the size of a house.
And if you don't believe, next time you see a giant piece of fruit, try it. See what happens.
In the meantime, I'll be here, logged on this site, waiting to tell you "See? I told you so".

ladies and gentlemen....
 Selma Hayek.

  Okay, in all seriousness, I gotta upfront and honest here with you guysâŚ
 IMHO, this movie is a tad bit overrated. Even on a B-movie level. And the main reason is because, we all know that this is not a B-movie. It is an A -level movie that is trying to capture the aesthetics that make a B-movie âsuccessful â. And the truth is, what makes a B-movie successful is the fact that its aesthetics are a natural result of its lack of funding. When you have a budget that allows you to make the movie the way that you envision, the aesthetics are not really gonna be natural. In other words, From Dusk TILL Dawn is a movie that is trying to be something that it isnât. At least, thatâs the way I see it.
 So then, why do I include it on this list?
 Simply put, overrated does not mean that itâs not good. For my own personal tastes, FDTD is good, just not great.  The combination of it manufactured aesthetics combined with the obvious clunky half & half genre mixing is what keeps it from reaching the heights of cult classicism thatâs itâs trying to achieve, but that said, itâs still got the kind heart that makes its love for B level style cinema apparent. Its two separate halves, on their own, had the potential to be more than they were, but were hampered by the clumsy transition that separated the duo sides and left each story falling just short of reaching the payoff that is expected from each of the respective genres.
 But at least both the serial killing angle and the vampiric one were plots that were handled with the quality and care that can come from the Hollywood heavyweights (Clooney, Tarantino, Keitel, Rodriguez, etc.) that were involved in making this picture.
 As a balanced hybrid, Dusk is a mess. But as a Pulp Fiction crime story that gets rudely interrupted by a bloodsucking gore fest, itâs full of popcorn laden entertainment that is topped off with the sangre seductive allure that is the sexy snake charmer known as Selma Hayek.

Now those are the kinds of cats that I wanna see in a catfight.
MeOOOW!
 But down here on Earth, screaming is a pretty effective way in getting people's attention. More specifically, it's a pretty effective way for horror film producers to get assess in the seats. That is, until the formula started to be overused and abused as an easy way to fill up movie theaters. Because of years of this, the horror subgenre known as the slasher flick began its sharp decline both creatively and financially. Fortunately, this was a downturn that didn't last very long when one of the masters of this kind of scream feature was able to effectively reinvigorate the slasher genus with the first screamed themed chapter of the franchise that was, appropriately enough, simply called Scream. A new type of slasher misadventure which was now more self-aware and satirizing towards the cliches that almost killed its own kind, it was now a brand of fear fare that was more in demand than ever before.

despite what Elaine says about this film,
The English Patient is definitely worth see worthing. At least, even more so than Sack Lunch, that's for sure. That movie was pure trash.

My apologies to anyone who is not a Seinfeld fan and therefore hasn't got a clue as to what this entry is talking about.
Trees Lounge is a film that portrays an alcoholic (Steve Buscemi, who also makes his directorial debut here) and the kind of comfortable slide that prevents the drinker from seeing himself in the gutter that his habit is wading him into. Lounge effectively takes a more subdued look at the gradual deterioration that is the existence of someone who drinks too much and the end result is a more honest view at the slow downhill life that the demons in a bottle tend to inflict on the world of the steadily inebriated.


After a series of life experiences which include unforeseen twists of fates, a young Frenchman (played by the always interesting John Malkovich) ends up as a soldier on the side of the Nazis at the outbreak of World War two.
After an additional set of turns that he would never have anticipated, he unexpectedly finds himself in a position in which he recruits children for the German cause. Thinking that by doing this, he is somehow protecting the young boys, he soon learns that the locals are of the opposite opinion, and instead of a protector, they regard him more as an "ogre" who steals their children away.
this list will self-destruct.

 From the second half of the 1980âs to the first part of the 90ââ, Tom Cruiseâs name was a box office draw all by itself. However, as just about everything that being cranked out from Hollywood at the time of this list, it was becoming clear that franchises were looming over the horizon as the future for blockbuster success. Something that didnât escape Tomâs radar in his keen awareness of what he needed to do if he wanted to career as one of filmdomâs biggest stars.
 By the time any of you will read this, the stories of this series will still show no sign of making all that much logistical sense. But that's okay, because even by then, the breakneck speed of the high-quality action will show no signs of slowing down.
And let's be honest, when it comes to these missions, it's that kind of impossibility that we crave.
With the release of That Thing That You Do, he was out to prove that he could direct too. And with an over-all 93% rating on that one spoiled fruit site that rates movies based on critics and audiences, he proved that he could.
You go, Tom Hanks! You do that thing that you do!

Living "the life" means "la familia" of the mob gets priority over the family of your blood.
And making the life of "la familia" a family bizaness usually translates into the idea that the family that shoots together, dies together.
Next thing you know, whenever a big event that involves the relatives comes along, you won't be able to tell whether you're at a family reunion or at a family funeral.

I guess, it's kinda like creating a fictional universe within a fictional universe.
With robots.
And when you think about it,
a science fiction flick probably couldn't get any more science fictiony than that.

I was a big fan of MST3K from the beginning when it just a small TV show that came outta the Minneapolis area. And while this big sreen version didn't make much of an impact at the box office, the few weeks that it was showing at the local Cineplex, it was great to be able to laugh with with a movie theater full of fellow fans.
And while MST3K in no longer around, I still make it an effort today to catch it's "descendant" show, RiffTrax Live, whenever it hits the theater (which it does about three times a year).
It something that I look forward to just as much, and sometimes, even more so, than whatever big budget blockbuster event is going on for that month.

Actually, as a courtroom drama, Primal Fear is just a so-so movie that gets pushed up a notch or two on the quality scale based almost exclusively on Edward Norton's stand-out debut performance. His switch on a dime acting, combined with his fresh unfamiliarity with the viewing audience is what primarily drives the twist ending of the plot's "proceedings", allowing the peripeteia* to achieve it's intended purpose of elemental surprise.
* Yes, that is actually a word. Look it up.
And as usual, it's the porn that wins.

This is the rags to filthy x-rated riches story of adult magazine magnate and spokesman, Larry Claxton Flynt, Jr..
TPvLF follows his journey as he goes from the bootleggin' "backwoods" of Kentucky to the multi-million empire of smut-rags, and continues from his brief stint into religion to his wheelchair-bound transition to Beverly Hills (the city, not the porn-star with the same name).
With acting well above average from everyone involved, this is a sharp biopic that maybe lionizes it's lead character a bit too much but brings home the point of one's right to private satisfaction.
Free speech never felt so "wrong" and yet, so right.

1996 was the year when Paul Anderson came onto the Hollywood field with Hard Eight. Three years earlier, in 1993, he had made a short 20 minute film called Cigarettes and Coffee. The story portrays the various results that can happen as a $20 dollar bill gets passed around to different people.
The film became a hit in the independent circuit and as result, Anderson was given the opportunity to direct his first feature film, which obviously, was this one.
Which goes to show, sometimes, you just gotta make your own luck.

Mark Renton, played by Ewan McGregor in a breakthrough role, is a young opioid dependent living in the capital city of Scotland along with his motley crew of fellow addicts. Deciding to finally seek the path of a drug free life, he quickly comes to realize that sometimes, spotting trains can be funny, while at other times, it can be just downright dirt-grudgingly ugly.
And that "getting clean" is never easy, never quick and rarely does it last.
Yep, that's back when these two up and comers were both doing their thing as swingers.


 When I think about a âtypicalâ Ahnold action flick, this movie is my go-to. I know that some people may think of other films such as True Lies or any of the Terminator films, but I donât regard those as being typical. Those are exceptional. Heck, the second Terminator, Judgment Day is inas an "actioneer" with an intelligence that offsets the "simplicity" of his slanted pronunciation, and with a caring heart that belies the intimidation of his massive "terminator" physique. A story whose concept of a secret ring of do-gooders who were once do-badders has the potential, IMO, to be just as rich and far-reaching as any plot-lines based on a time-traveling, death-dealing uber-robot.

 That is, until I started compiling a list for the year 1996. I originally had a list of 30 movies, none of which featured non-English speaking scripts. So, before I made a final decision of putting that list up, I did some double checking on the internet, to make sure that I hadn't missed any. Turns out that I did.
La Promesse is a "small" Belgian movie about a boy who comes of age as he comes into his own moral identity, is not only the best foreign film that I watched back in 1996, but also, one of the best foreign films of the whole decade.

A backwater murder mystery with outlying consequences in a remote spot of the big state of Texas, Lone Star is a shining moment in the long career of writer and director John Sayles.

A trio of stop-motion shorts, each with a lighthearted British flavor that doesn't try to whack you over the head with it's look, humor or more importantly, with any kind of "universal life-lesson".
The adventures of Wallace & Gromit have a distinction from other stop-motion films that comes off much more subtle, yet, IMO, are more evenly consistent than their clay composed "competition". And as a result, these featurettes always tend to leave me not so much with a roaring laughter that other animated features try to shoot for, but more with a satisfying smile that is firmly set in place from beginning to end.

Now while most 'em tend to teach through the use of a narrator, Microcosmos achieves this more through the use of special lenses which zoom into the world of insects with groundbreaking clarity. The focus is so sharp in this film, that all the usually unnoticeable tiny details ranging from the spikes on a mantis' claws to the massive looking drops of dew water take on a size and weight as to appear monstrous and/or alien.
To the point where I almost included this film on my Favorite Sci-Fi Films list.


Following the build up that led to the famous "Rumble in the Jungle" heavyweight championship match between Muhammad Ali and George Foreman, it wasn't just the unique manner in which Ali strategically approached the bout that makes this movie stand out in it's category, but also the way Kings shows the kind of promotional heights, some good (the black Woodstock taking place in Zaire), some bad (Don King's rise as a promoter in the field), that were starting to result from the hype machines that lie behind these kinds of international events.

God@mn.
Now, those are my kind of lesbians.

A made man's "goomar" and a "Jane of all trades" meet, fall in love, and decide that they're gonna run away together. But before they do, there's some mob money lying around that could be easy pickins. So they formulate a plan. And as we all know by now, in the movies, plans never go according to plan.
That is, if, well, y'know....
her car doesn't need a jump or somethin'.


For my money, Billy Bob Thornton's break out performance, the portrayal of the mentally handicapped Karl Childers, is one of the most unique characters to come onto the silver screen in a long time.

And BTW, after watching Sling Blade the first time, I went out and bought a can of potted meat, just to see of it's true what they say in this movie.
And gosh darn it if it isn't right there on label....it actually say's so right on the list o' ingredients..... "pork shoulders, lips, peckers & intestines....".
Hunh.
Go reckon.
- Ransom
- Courage Under Fire
- The Arrival
- The Whole Wide World
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