30 From 99: My Favorite Films From 1999
Some of my favorite childhood memories involve my parents taking me and my siblings to see the first three Star Wars movies in the theaters. And while I didn't expect the new films to have the ability to recreate that feeling of cinematic magic the original Trilogy instilled into my preadolescent love for science fiction opera, I still walked away from these latest installments with the typical sense of disappointment that many of the die-hard fans shared. However, my level of dismay wasn't as high as of most of those who love to go onto the worldwide webs and profusely proclaim their avarice for any of the new films. Despite the lower quality in their plots and execution, I was still able to enjoy the visuals of these New Millennium flix, particularly, the diversity of kick-ass looking aliens and otherworldly creatures that continue to fill this universe that is so far far away (actually the varied and distinctive lifeforms are one my favorite aspects of the whole franchise).
So, as a sci-fi fan, I’m not complaining.
(Actually, I am… just not as much as the next Sci- fi fan. But the later chapters that Disney farted out… yeah, I'll admit, with those I was kinda pissed.)
Despite being in the later stages of his career, Sean Connery was as popular an actor as he had ever been in his career, and, again quoting Fernando, “He looked marvelous “. Very few men on this planet look as good he did when he starred in this movie. And his costar, Catherine Zeta-Jones, I mean, c’mon…. she was at the very peak of being hot, literally, figuratively, and every other sense of the word.
In the story, they portray a couple of high-level tech thieves, with the overlaying question of whether or not Zeta- Jones is really a thief or just pretending in order to nab Connery. It’s a pretty slick and satisfying piece of escapist entertainment that wears it upcoming New Millennium banner on its shoulder pretty good. However, once it’s over, there really isn’t all that much to remember about it afterwards other than it looked great. That might make for the argument that it’s an example of escapism in its purest form, but a tinge of dissatisfaction does result from wishing that the plot and script did a bit more than just act as a vehicle for how “entrapping the visuals, including its two leads, were from beginning to end.
Just like the theme of its premise, this is a heist movie that is fun to watch, but once it’s over, you feel like maybe it wasn’t as valuable as it appeared on the surface.
Okay, so here we “go”… was there a bigger name that helped to define 1990’s style filmmaking than Quentin Tarantino? That’s a rhetorical question since we all know that the answer is “no”. And it is because of the massive mark that he left in this decade’s cinema (despite the fact that he really only made three films during that time frame) that a whole slew of cop copycats and wannabe style of films was released in what remained in that ten-year time period. It was also a deluge that produced very little in terms of actual satisfying movie viewing moments.
The fact that this one, “Go” (which in my opinion is a just an absolutely bad title for a movie), is on this list should be an obvious indicator that this is one of the rare ones that is actually very good. Sitting directly right next to one of Tarantino’s works, the story and script may come off as being a bit lightweight. But when compared to the rest of the stuff that was playing in the theaters at the time, Go had a very nice edge that adds a bit more “get up and go “than we were used to viewing at the time.
More of anthology set of stories that are stitched together to come together in the end (a la Pulp Fiction), this film selightweight Taraninoesuque film, that doesn't have the depth or style of other more quality films of the genre, but still, just the effort of trying comes off as satisfying. At least enough to provide some escape from the typical big budgeted same-ol' same-ol' that the decades of the nineties kept crankin' out.
Therefore, with Eyes Wide Shut being the last film he directed before he died, I was hoping for a piece of work that would help to end his lifetime career with a bang (and considering the nature of the plot, if there's any kind of pun in there, I can honestly assure you that it is truly unintentional).
However, despite the driving force of 90's blockbusting couple, Nicole Kidman and then hubby Tom Cruise, Eyes, while not exactly a whimper, was still not the kind of cinematic piece that allowed even the most avid of auteurs to walk away with a feeling of high artistic satisfaction.
The visual dynamics and the dense, twisting story-line most associated with Kubrick's films are here, including the interesting subject matter.
However, the methodically slow pace of the story dampens the effect the film's impact to the point that, unless you're a die-hard Kubrick fan (which I am since this movie is on this list), can make Eyes Wide Shut a struggling exercise in keeping the average viewer's eyes wide open.
Galaxy-Quest starts out as a parody of the Star Trek franchie, but then, with just the right amount of heart, wry humor and even some satirical intelligence, it's a story which then evolves into a sci-fi adventure film with a premise that is alot of fun, on point and with a story that, despite it's quest as a parody, ends up standing distinctively on it's own.
Not until they began getting more three dimensional with their graphics did I find myself seeing the three dimensional quality in their stories. And when it comes to computer generated films, I obviously prefer Pixar over Disney.
However, I do enjoy some of Uncle Walt's very early efforts in the area of cartoon cinema, including the original Fantasia from the year 1940.
The first film successfully integrated classical music with animation in eight featurettes with each medium complimenting the other. The power of the music was enhanced by the visuals of each short (with various degrees of success of course) while at the same time, the hand crafted artwork of each cell seemed to be powered by the notes and melodies of each time tested arrangement.
Almost sixty years later, Disney released this follow-up, which follows the same format of the original with the same amount of varying degree of success of each feature. Although, TBH, personally, I wouldn't have minded if they could've found a way to rev up the stylings of both music and visuals in way that would have better demonstrated the progress made in each field. But in the end, F2000 still manages to entertain and delight in the same manner that Uncle Walt had envisioned when he first dreamed up this moused-eared manner of movie magic.
As a self professed comicbook nerd, one would think that, naturally, I'd be a fan of fellow comicbook nerd, Kevin Smith. And as that sentence implicates, I'm not.
I enjoy watching and listening to his various convention & college speaking tours, but his movies, while not bad,
I don't think their humor and storylines are as solid as his stories that he likes to relay whenever he's in auditorium full of his fans.
Whenever I listen to one of his scripts, I tend to hear him talking more than I hear the characters conversing with each other.
Dogma is no exception to this,
the difference being that in this movie, I do enjoy listening to the points he brings about religion & the stigmas that result or tend to grow out it.
So, despite some stiff monolithically-centered writing, in the end, I still found it to be fun and pretty interesting on a biblical level.
Y'know how when you try to wake up your foot after it's fallen asleep and it then feels like there are a hundred thin needles piercing thru the flesh? Raise the level of that feeling from uncomfortable to horrific,
add a little razor-wire and an angelic smile,
and there you go.
You've got this movie.
Rarely does the face of horror look so beautiful and hurt so torturously bad at the same time.
Or, if taken too far,
just completely crumbles together.
A grey, sodden story of family disorder that's as bleak as the subject matter can be,
and provides for some really good acting (particularly Lara Belmont), not to mention an excellent directorial debut by Tim Roth.
following several story-lines of several different people,
centering on the various forms that the six degrees of separation take in connecting humans inhabiting a shared vicinity.
Forms that include things like common human insecurities, minor and major coincidences, or my favorite of them all, anomalical weather patterns of almost biblical(!) proportions.
Well then, watch this movie, foo.
Because in it, anyone who wants to, can become John Malkovich.
And let's be honest here,
anyone who can become John Malkovich has got it made in the shade.
However, with Steve Soderbergh in the director's chair, Terence Stamp in the zone as the lead and Peter Fonda who plays the antagonist with an evil that shows itself on the surface as only as a laser-like sliver,
there's is enough in this movie to raise it just above the heap of the average revenge thriller.
An recently freed exconvict from across the pond travels out to La-La-Land to investigate the passing of his only daughter. A combination of circumstances which proves that when it comes to an angry Englishman looking to avenge the death of his "little girl", you don't mess with the limey bastard.
And Willian Dafoe is the FBI detective assigned to stopping 'em.
That is, until he starts to find their actions kind of agreeable. And then finds himself dressing up like a woman.
Which I don't find agreeable at all.
Good solid crime flick that was entertaining to watch.
Though I do still kinda wish I could unwatch the Dafoe in a dress part.
BTW, I know that the pic above is from the second film, but it''s such a cool image, I couldn't resist using it here (especially since I wasn't that big of a fan of the sequel, so I'll probably never end up using it again...).
Lord, I so wish I became an actor....
And why I don't have this movie listed at #1, I honestly couldn't tell ya.....
Lemme just say that
when I first saw that particular scene,
I can promise you, the words that I came outta my mouth definitely were not Holy Smoke.
Holy sh#t was more like it.
Then I just spent the next thirty minutes touching and retouching the rewind button. And I don't mean the one on the VCR (*rimshot*).
However, that's not to take away Matt Damon's impressive portrayal of the con artist from the crime novels.
Labeled as a "dapper sociopath", Tom is a man who enjoys his creature comforts and does not mind attaining them through the use of dangerous scams and even murder. In this, the first chapter of his story, he begins the process which will eventually amass him enough of a body count to earn the title of a serial killer and that of a man of lavish leisure.
Peter Gibbons, a demotivated programmer who spends his weekdays staring at his desk soon finds his apathetic nature as a possible promotion at the IT company he works for, Initech.
Which isn't really all that much of a stepping stone considering that this is a company in which downsizing, outsourcing, paycheck glitches, smashing malfunctioning printers, infecting the company's accounting system in a money laundering scheme and holding onto one's precious Swingline stapler are all just part of another day at the office.
And as this movie explains, when they say bullions,
they don't mean like the soup.
Oh, wait....
I meant $70,000.
I gotta be careful....
As this movie shows, getting those kind of numbers mixed up is liable to get someone killed.
I think that had Boys Don't Cry been released any other year, it would've easily have made it either to the top spot or close to it.
The fact that for 1999, it's only at number ten shows that this was an exceptionally good year for high quality films.
It was really hard for me to rank the all these films in the top ten in the order that I did. If it were possible to list the number one spot for this year ten times over, to include this & the next nine movies, I would.
Well, if you're like most fans of films from the early 2000's, the answer is most likely "No". Followed up by another question "What the hell is Coven?".
Rather than explaining what "Coven" is and why the long "o" that has become attached to it, it might just easier to direct you toward this particular move. It's an american movie called "American Movie" and it will clear any and all confusion that might have surfaced after reading this entry.
the story in this first chapter of Neo & Co. was still fresh and not yet over-wrought with complicated ideas and all walks of philosophical influences that tended to bog down what originally started out as a really cool concept with monumental possibilities.
You are now entering the Matrix.
Actually, they never left. They're still in the same ol' toybox they've always been, its just that it took four years for Pixar, the groundbreakers of highly advanced computer animation, to make the sequel that continues the saga of these toys and their story.
The first Toy Story was a computer-generated movie that showed how sophisticated graphics can be integrated into a really top quality and well-defined story.
One whose visuals matched it's plot in emphasizing the vibrant third dimensional warmth and color that was starting to become more and more "faded" in the tired 2-D animated family films that movie producers had seemed to be wearily cranking out at the time.
The sequel not only managed to continue this tricky balancing trick, but also when you compare the stride in advancement between the first TS and this one, it's pretty obvious that it has even surpassed it.
The succession in quality for this film series was so consistent, that by the time we get to the third installment, we end up with one of the most successful, critically and financially, animated film franchise series of all time.
First of all, I couldn't care less how over-hyped this movie was. Anyone's whose opinion of this movie was as an adverse effect from this, it's their fault for giving it any attention in the first place. No hype, no matter how well-founded, should ever be believed.
Secondly, as kid, sure, but as an adult, I really can't get scared from movies anymore. Especially, if there's a monster or a Jason/Freddy/Michael Myers involved. The minute I see any of these guys on the screen wearing some kind of fright-enhancing mask or wielding a sharp object with a screaming Abercrombie & Fitch-looking teenager's name all over it, I am instantly reminded that I'm watching a movie, and thereby negating any chance of suspending my belief enough to being frightened anymore. However, Blair Witch tried to bring the horror of cinema as close to the real world as any fright flick could since Night of the Living Dead (IMO, that is), thus making it seem like this situation could actually happen in this frame of reality. Plus, a major part of the fear-factor for this story's premise is that the lead characters, or even the viewers themselves, never actually get to see the witch in question. And as it has been stated many times over centuries, "The unknown is one the greatest fears to the human mindset".
So, while it still didn't scare me, TBWP probably came as close as it possibly can come to at this point in my life. As far as I can remember, I've never had any real inclination to go out on a camping trip of any sort.
But now, because of this film, sleeping under a tent overnight in the middle of the woods, is a situation that I can definitely say that I will never expect to try & initiate.
Ever.
And for me, The Blair Witch Project earns a couple of extra points just for that.
Then comes along the Iron Giant, and proves me wrong.
And it's not just that it's a movie,
but even worse, it's an animated movie.
A cartoon.
Whenever I watch the scene with the line " ....Superman.",
I always find it quite difficult to refrain from repeatingly dabbing at that "something in my eye" that starts to become annoyingly persistent.
Damn.
Watching a movie makes life hard to be a hardcore gangsta pimp.
Or maybe I'm just looking at things bigger than what they really are in this movie.
Which could easily just be a side effect of the one-too-many times that I kept pressing the pause button during Thora Birch's naked breasts scene.
You get an unconventionally "conventional" yet moving film by David Lynch, in which he simply goes about telling you The Straight Story.
In other words,
Eraserhead, this ain't.
saying that this is M. Knight Shyamalan's best film (by far) may sound overly obvious (by far),
but,
it is (by far).
A very good from-the-beyond-yarn that starts out by depicting the debilitating effects that may result from being able to percieve ghosts. Then, almost completely, turns it around to show how this paranormal ability can be more of a help than a hindrance, if we just gave the spooky spectres a chance.
Maybe seeing dead people ain't so bad.
Though when I think about it,
if I had to deal with any kind of communication with lost spirits,
I'd rather just stick to commiserating online with all of my fellow "Listalolites" here on this site.
Updated Entries:
- The Hurricane
- Eye Of The Beholder
Other Fave Movies Lists By Year:
1970
www.listal.com/list/10-70-my-fave-films
1971
www.listal.com/list/15-71-my-favorite-movies
1972
www.listal.com/list/15-72-my-favorite-films
1973
www.listal.com/list/20-73-my-favorite-films
1974
www.listal.com/list/films-of-1974
1975
www.listal.com/list/20-75-my-favorite-films
1976
www.listal.com/list/20-76-my-favorite-films
1977
www.listal.com/list/20-77-my-favorite-films
1978
www.listal.com/list/20-1978-my-favorite-films
1979
www.listal.com/list/20-79-my-favorite-films
1981
www.listal.com/list/25-81-my-favorite-films
1982
www.listal.com/list/25-82-my-favorite-films
1983
www.listal.com/list/25-83-my-favorite-films
1984
www.listal.com/list/25-84-my-favorite-films
1985
www.listal.com/list/25-85-my-favorite-films
1986
www.listal.com/list/25-86-my-favorite-films
1987
www.listal.com/list/25-87-my-favorite-films
1988
www.listal.com/list/25-88-my-favorite-films
1989
www.listal.com/list/25-89-my-favorite-films
1990
www.listal.com/list/30-90-my-favorite-films
1991
www.listal.com/list/30-91-my-favorite-films
1992
www.listal.com/list/30-92-my-favorite-films
1993
www.listal.com/list/30-93-my-favorite-films
1994
www.listal.com/list/30-94-my-favorite-films
1995
www.listal.com/list/30-95-my-favorite-films
1996
www.listal.com/list/30-96-my-favorite-films
1997
www.listal.com/list/30-97-my-favorite-films
1998
www.listal.com/list/30-98-my-favorite-films
2000
www.listal.com/list/35-00-my-favorite-films
2001
www.listal.com/list/35-1-my-favorite-films
2002
www.listal.com/list/35-2-my-favorite-films
2003
www.listal.com/list/35-3-my-favorite-films
Other lists by The Mighty Celestial:
My Top 20 Female Movie Bad-Asses www.listal.com/list/my-top-10-female
10 Movies That Feature A Dancin' Travolta In 'Em www.listal.com/list/my-list-9158
My Top 15 Guilty Pleasure Movies www.listal.com/list/guilty-pleasures-thecelestial
Can't We Be Dysfunctional Like A Normal Family? www.listal.com/list/dysfunctional-family-movies
A - Z
www.listal.com/list/ay-zee-my-favorite-films
My Favorite Movies By Genre:
WAATAAAH!! My Top 10 Favorite Martial Arts Flix!
www.listal.com/list/my-list-thecelestial
Science Fiction:
- When Aliens Attack ....Or At Least, Go Bad www.listal.com/list/aliens-attack-at-least-go
- Aliens Who Come In Peace www.listal.com/list/good-aliens
- Favorite Sci Fi's Of Like....Ever. www.listal.com/list/scifi-movies
Horror:
www.listal.com/list/my-top-ten-favorite-horror
- Run For Your Lives! My 25 Fave Giant Monster Films www.listal.com/list/my-top-10-favorite-giant
Comicbook:
- Superhero Movies www.listal.com/list/yep-am-huge-comicbook
- Non-Superhero Movies www.listal.com/list/my-favorite-nonsuperhero-comicbook-movies
My Top Favorite Westerns, Pard'ner www.listal.com/list/westerns-thecelestial
Romance:
- Romantic Comedies www.listal.com/list/my-top-30-romantic-comedies
- Straight-Up Romance www.listal.com/list/romance-movies
Animated:
- 3D www.listal.com/list/animate-this-my-favorite-animated
- 2D www.listal.com/list/my-favorite-animated-movies-thecelestial
Foreign:
- From Around The World www.listal.com/list/my-top-10-favorite-foriegn
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