100 Greatest Movie Threats

You tell 'em... You tell 'em I'm fucking coming!

I'm going to bring the whole fucking disease corrupt temple down on your head. It's going to biblical.

I've got something planned for your wife and kids that hey're never gonna forget, they'll never going to forget either way your ????

You're not there in 30 mintues, i'll find your jury and shoot you and i'll shoot your fucking wife and shoot you're little fucking children and i'll shoot all their little fucking heads, you got it?

I'll only tell you one time. Don't fuck my brother... and don't you ever try to fuck me.

From now on, you'll better be looking behind you when you walk, cause one day, you're gonna get a bullet in your back.

You die first, get it? Your friends my get me in a rush, but not before I make your head into a canoe. You understand me?

You better drop that blade, or you won't believe what happens next. Even if it is happening.

I'm giving you a choice. Either put on your glasses, or start eating that trash can.

Whatever you're reaching for, it better be a sandwitch, cause you're gonna have to eat it.

I`ll kick your ass so hard, yu`ll have to unlock your car in shit.

Pesci: You`ll fuck people out of money and you get away with it.
Fat Guy: Can`t talk.
Pesci: Hey, you fat irish prick, you put my fucking money to sleep, you get my money or i`ll put your fucking brain to sleep.

2nd Insult: Get this to your head, you jew motherfucker, You! You only exsist out here because of me! You're fucking warrant will better not go over my fucking head again! You motherfucker, you!

I`m going to give your 3 seconds, exactly 3 fucking seconds, to wipe that stupid grin off your face, or I`ll gouge out your eyeballs and skullfuck you!

2nd Insult: You're best to unfuck yourself or I will unscrew your head and check down your neck!

Oh, I am 2 seconds from being on you like white on rice and a glass of milk and a paper plane of snowstorms. I`ll pout my foot so far up your ass that you`ll have to pinch the dirt.

What makes you so hard to face when you shit in teeth?

You stay out of my way, they'll be no problem. But if you toy with me, I'll burn you so bad, you'll wish you died as a child.

You and that other dummie better not get more more personally involved, or I'll going to stab you through the heart with a fucking pencil. Understand me?

You make one more drunk deal, and I'll forget that your grandmother was so nice to me, and I'll cut your fucking nuts off. Understand?

We'll come back and cut off your johnson.

Now, what you're going to do about that? You're going to stop us? You're pretty funny trying to go on the cob with no fucking teeth!

I don't give a damn who you are. This is America, Jack. Now if you say one more word about Lisa here, and I'm going to break my foot off your royal ass!

So you tell me thats-that, before I beat the hell from you.

I swear on my fucking mother, if you touch her again, you're dead!

Now if I ever, I mean, if I ever see you here again, you die, just like that (snaps fingers).

The price you pay, for bringing up my Chinese or American heritage as a negative, I collect your fucking head, just like this fucker here (holds up severed head). Now if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now`s the fucking time!

Go ahead, make my day.

Say what again! What Again! I dare ya! I double dare you, motherfucker! Say waht, one more goddamn time!

Shut that cunt's mouth or I'll come over there and fuckstart her head.

Listen, asshole!
- No, you listen, you little bitch! You hang up on me again and I'll gut you like a fish.

I'll rip out your eyes and piss on your brain.

But I hope you leave enough room for my fist cause I'm going to ram it into your stomach and break your goddamn spine!

I'm gonna rip the eyes out of your head and piss into your dead skull! You fucked with the wrong marine!

I'm gonna BBQ your ass and molasses!

I'm gonna cut your heart out with a spoon.

I'm going to rip your fucking spine out, I swear to god.

You see this knife? I'm going to teach you English with this fucking knife!

I'm going to send you to a deep dark place and I'm gonna ahve fun doing it!

I'll send you straight to hell, fucker!