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The Love Guru (2008)

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Starring (View all)
Jessica Simpson Jessica Simpson
Jessica Simpson
Kanye West Kanye West
Kanye West
Mike Myers Mike Myers
Guru Pitka / Young Pitka / Teenage Pitka / Mike Myers
Deepak Chopra Deepak Chopra
Deepak Chopra
Rob Blake Rob Blake
Rob Blake
Jessica Alba Jessica Alba
Jane Bullard
Justin Timberlake Justin Timberlake
Jacques Grande
Romany Malco Romany Malco
Darren Roanoke


Written by
Mike Myers Mike Myers
(written by)
Graham Gordy Graham Gordy
(written by)


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There is nothing to love here...

12 years, 12 months ago at Sep 27 8:37
3 votes
"If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jack off an elephant?"

Mike Myers has never been one to baulk at penis jokes, juvenile potty humour, boyish smut, fart gags or scatological comedy. The actor produced a lucrative career by featuring in Saturday Night Live skits as well as the Austin Powers trilogy, and he lent his voice to the animated Shrek f... read more

A Few Funny Moments, But Overall Stupidity.

12 years, 7 months ago at Jan 31 22:20
1 vote
"The Love Guru" is Mike Myers' most recent film, which also stars his Austin Powers co-star Vern Troyer. Let's just say This is no Austin Powers. Myers plays guru Pitka, a love guru from a different country (I personally forget where). He is called upon to help a professional hockey player get the love of his life back. Throughout the film, he tries different approaches for success, and the first ... read more

A very bad movie

10 years, 10 months ago at Oct 30 7:39
1 vote
Obviously, since I kept hearing so many bad things about this flick, I didn’t expect much from it  but, I have to admit it, I was still curious and I was really wondering if it was really so terrible. Eventually, I just have to agree, the whole thing is pretty much awful. In fact, I was actually sometimes smiling but not because it was funny but more because it was so bad. I mean, even though I... read more
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Pitka an American raised outside of his country by gurus, returns to the States in order to break into the self-help business. His first challenge: To settle the romantic troubles and subsequent professional skid of a star hockey player whose wife left him for a rival athlete.
Release date: 20 June 2008
Tags: Comedy (9), (5), 2000s (5), 2008 (5), Hockey (4), Shit (3), Romance (2), India (2), Sport (2), Canada (2), Awful (2), 00s (1), Critically Bashed (1), Ontario (1), Box Office Flop (1), Justin TImberlake (1), Law And Order (1), Davod Feingold (1), Bad Movie (1), Funny Movie (1)
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“From the 90’s up until the 2000’s, Mike Myers has become a giant name in comedy, landing in successes like the Wayne’s World, Austin Powers and Shrek franchises. But soon after, people got tired of his shtick really fast after seeing the ultimate sunken ship of his career, The Love Guru. This story about Maurice Pitka (Mike Myers), the Hollywood sex guru one star below Deepak Chopra, who’s tasked to retie a knot between Maple Leaf player Darren Roanoke (Romany Malco) and his wife Prudence (Meagan Good) in order to win the Stanley Cup, became a box office and critical flop in 2008. Seeing this movie today, it’s hard not to miss why. Unlike Myers’s previous characters, Maurice doesn’t have much of a personality, aside from a bad Indian stereotype who spouts out preschool-level ” read more

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