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Added by johanlefourbe on 13 Aug 2010 04:34
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Top 50 worst movies ever

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People who added this item 82 Average listal rating (57 ratings) 2.7 IMDB Rating 2.9
Cool as Ice (1991)


Note : I rent it on video back then because I thought that Vanilla Ice was cool (give me a break... I was twelve years old!!!). Anyway, in spite of my young age, I was still able to figure out that it was a huge piece of turd... The worst of the worst!
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People who added this item 1067 Average listal rating (749 ratings) 3.9 IMDB Rating 4


Note : Back then, I was 14 years old and I was a little over my Jean-Claude van Damme period but being a big Street Fighter fan, I had to see it in the movie theater... What a terrible experience! One of the wortst movies I have ever seen...
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People who added this item 17 Average listal rating (11 ratings) 6.4 IMDB Rating 2.9


Note : To be honest, I really had a hard time to get what it was all about. I mean, I heard that NSYNC was involved but, except for Justin Timberlake who was pretty easy to recognize, I had no idea when they actually pop-upped. Indeed, I thought there were at least 20 guys in this movies that could have been in a boy-band and, it figures because no less than 5 different boy-bands gave some cameos here. So, you get the idea, watching this flick was like watching a very bad video clip lasting 90 minutes involving a whole bunch of boy-bands.
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Note : To make an even worse movie than the first installment is really an achievement. The story is completely boring, the jokes are pathetic and the whole thing look awful (I'm sure they spent a lot of money but it didn't help, I'm afraid...).
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People who added this item 112 Average listal rating (76 ratings) 3.5 IMDB Rating 3.6


Note : Obviously, I wasn't expecting much from this flick but it managed to be even worse than I expected. To be honest, I have never been a huge fan of parodies in general but this one was just awful and probably the worst one I have ever seen. Of course, you had Leslie Nielsen once again involved as he was apparently incapable of doing anything else and he provided his usual oblivious and obnoxious character.
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People who added this item 776 Average listal rating (522 ratings) 3.2 IMDB Rating 2.8
Date Movie (2006)


Note : Wow, it really deserves its poor reputation and it turned out to be much worse than I anticipated. I mean, I never cared for the parody genre to start with but this must be the very worst one I have seen. Why should I start? There was not one funny joke at all and, to watch this movie 10 years later, it makes the whole thing also dated and even more cringe-inducing to behold. The other thing that bothered me is that instead of focusing on the romantic-comedies, they keep throwing some references to some other movies coming from very various kinds and, as a result, it all felt totally random and even less effective.
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Note : The whole thing was just terrible and on every level (directing, acting, story, dialogs,...). If Ed Wood was still making movies today, it would probably look better than this. It was just ridiculous and I laughed my ass off the whole way through.
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People who added this item 57 Average listal rating (36 ratings) 5.5 IMDB Rating 6


Note : I have a 4 years old daughter and she wanted to see this. So I put it on and, to my surprise, Danny De Vito was in the opening credits so I thought "Let's give it a try!". Boy, that was a mistake... The only reason it doesn't get the lowest score it's because it is movie for kids but even though it's completely worthless...
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Note : I watched it because there was Alec Baldwin in it and because I thought it could be nice for my step-son... Again, huge mistake! Very very vey bad...
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People who added this item 229 Average listal rating (156 ratings) 3.8 IMDB Rating 3.7


Note : It was the worst action movie I have ever seen. The action scenes are worthless and the story doesn't make any sense....
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People who added this item 443 Average listal rating (316 ratings) 2.7 IMDB Rating 2.4


Note : Uwe Boll's (bad) reputation was growing each year as the worst director around so I was really getting curious about his work so I had to watch one of his movies. Oh, my god... I wasn't disappointed or maybe the opposite, I was very disappointed, depends how you put it... Anyway, Uwe Boll really deserves the title of "Worst movie director alive"....
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People who added this item 761 Average listal rating (500 ratings) 6.3 IMDB Rating 7
Taxi (1998)


Note : It was so bad ! I remember when it came out in France. It was a huge success and everybody went to see this movie. Everybody except me. My gut was telling me it was big pile of horses..t. So I didn't go. For months, I had to hear all the comments about this movie ("This is great !" "You have to see it !",...) . After 6 months, a friend convinced me and I finally saw it on video (no DVD back then...). I was completely stoned out of mind which didn't help. After 10 minutes, there was the first real dialog and it sounded so bad , I thought it was fake and I thought someone was comploting against me... Real panic and a complete tragedy ! Anyway it was really really bad... and they made 3 sequels !!!
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People who added this item 558 Average listal rating (360 ratings) 4.8 IMDB Rating 4


Note : After watching 'Ed Wood', I was really curious about this movie. I expected it to be pretty average but it was just terrible, not even funny terrible, but just plain terrible...
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People who added this item 448 Average listal rating (304 ratings) 6 IMDB Rating 6.5
Taxi 2 (2000)


Note : It was not better or worse than the first one which is one of the worst movie ever... If you wonder why I keep watching those worthless movies, check underneath...
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People who added this item 364 Average listal rating (247 ratings) 5.5 IMDB Rating 5.8
Taxi 3 (2003)


Note : It was so lame... Bad story, bad acting, very very average action scenes...You may wonder why I watched the 3 Taxi movies if I hate them so much... Good question ! The point is that I'm a big Marion Cotillard fan and I try to see everything she is in it. The funniest part is that she's completely under-used in all 3 movies...
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People who added this item 226 Average listal rating (133 ratings) 5.3 IMDB Rating 5.6
Taxi 4 (2007)


Note : Why on Earth did I watch this piece of crap?!? There's not even Marion Cotillard in it... My step-son is crazy about sequels (no comment...) and really wanted to see it, that's why...
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People who added this item 527 Average listal rating (326 ratings) 3.8 IMDB Rating 4.3
Movie 43 (2013)


Notes: Basically, it is a collection of supposedly funny segments but they were just really cringe-inducing and I don't think I can pick up a segment which was actually slightly worth a look. Apparently, I have seen an alternate version instead of the one released in the US but there is no way that I'm going to check this other version just too make sure that it is just as bad as the one I have seen. The most bewildering thing about this project is the stunning number of famous and sometimes even really good actors that got involved into this.
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People who added this item 31 Average listal rating (20 ratings) 3.7 IMDB Rating 4.1


Notes: Jean-Claude Van Damme was never a great actor but do you know what is worse? A cheap-ass clone of Van Damme like Sasha Mitchell. I have to admit it, the guy has a pretty face and he seems to be able to fight but, man, what a terrible actor... Seriously, he was such really pathetic to behold. Furthermore, even though it was a nice touch to go to Rio, that would be probably the only positive thing I could tell about the story. Indeed, the whole thing was just a disjointed mess with barely any fighting scenes and, above all, it was just seriously tedious to watch.
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People who added this item 11 Average listal rating (8 ratings) 4.6 IMDB Rating 4.1


Note : This was pretty terrible... Bad story, bad directing and bad acting. Shall I add something else? A total waste of time.
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Note : Basically, it is one of those terrible movies in which Sandra Bullock had a very small part but they have been re-released on dvd with her showed prominently on the box after she reached stardom. In fact, this movie would be last very low budget thing one she would make, everything after would have a rather high profile.
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People who added this item 78 Average listal rating (56 ratings) 3.6 IMDB Rating 3.9


Note : I have nothing against Jessica Simpson and she did look pretty good but, oh boy, she is just an awful actress. It didn't help that the story was stupid, boring and completely unbelievable.
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Note : Like many other pop-stars, Jessica Simpson started a movie career and managed to get the somewhat coveted part of Daisy Duke in ‘The Dukes of Hazzard’ but it turned out to be a huge flop and it was really trashed when it was released. From there, it only got worse and this was the last movie she made (did she retire from the movie business? It might be a wise choice…). Basically, it is really a poor copycat of ‘Private Benjamin’ (which wasn’t really great to start with) and the whole thing was just pretty abysmal.
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People who added this item 557 Average listal rating (375 ratings) 3.5 IMDB Rating 3.3
Jack and Jill (2011)


Note : With this movie, it’s official, Adam Sandler has finally hit rock bottom. I mean, most of his movies were rather underwhelming, some of them were pretty bad, but this time, he really nailed it. Indeed, this is a truly awful movie. Dear god, not only the concept was terrible, it wasn’t funny at all and rather pathetic but, the worst of all, he’s that he managed to drag Al Pacino in this nightmare.
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Note : This movie has been directed by the Master of Crap, Uwe Boll !! Where should I start ? First of all, they should have call it "The Lord of the rings : The Remake" because it is a total rip-off and a bad one ! I'm not gonna mention all the similarities because it will take forever but if you see this movie, you'll see what I mean. The biggest surprise is that the cast has quite a few decent actors (Jason Statham, Leelee Sobieski, John Rhys-Davies, Ron Perlman, Claire Forlani, Kristanna Loken, Matthew Lillard, Ray Liotta, Burt Reynolds...). What were they thinking ?!? They have never heard of him before ?!? Why would you jeorpardize your career by working with this guy ?!? I hope, at least, that the money was good... Finally, to conclude, the biggest flaw is that it is so damn boring... I thought it would never end.
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People who added this item 378 Average listal rating (234 ratings) 3.7 IMDB Rating 3.6


Note : It is basically a complete disaster and it is very rare to see a movie failing on every single level. For example, take the story, it is a terrible far-fetched mess which barely makes any sense and, if you try to analize it afterwards, it is even more pathetic. Concerning Lindsay Lohan, what can I say? Even though she is supposed to play 2 different characters (one real and one supposedly imaginary), there is not one single difference between any of them so her performance was far from being convincing. Even the striptease scenes were some of the most underwhelming I have ever seen but you can argue that, in real life, striptease acts actually might as well look quite ugly and boring.
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Note : In the Netherlands, there is a real market for Dutch movies for kids. There are usually very successful but most of the time actually very average. This one is probably the worst one I have seen.
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People who added this item 32 Average listal rating (18 ratings) 5.9 IMDB Rating 0


Note : What a terrible movie! It is basically a very bad remake of Dirty Dancing (which I'm not really fond of to start with). The dancing sequences are pretty cool but the story is weak, the dialogs are just laughable and the performances by the whole cast are just very poor.
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People who added this item 9 Average listal rating (6 ratings) 5.7 IMDB Rating 4.7


Note : There are about 3 story lines (The lead is a high-school football star, the lead is a great violin player, the lead is almost deaf...) and none of those story lines are developped correctly. It is a terrible and boring movie and you should definitely avoid it.
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People who added this item 12 Average listal rating (5 ratings) 6.8 IMDB Rating 5.5
Flying (1986)


Note : I have found this DVD for 1 euro and I thought why not ? There is Keanu Reeves in it! What a mistake... Just a very bad Flashdance rip-off( bare in mind that Flashdance was already an average movie) ... Avoid at all costs !!!
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People who added this item 60 Average listal rating (35 ratings) 5.7 IMDB Rating 5.5


Note : It features Brad Pitt's first lead role which was the main reason why I wanted to watch this flick. And how was it eventually? Pretty bad, actually... The directing is really laughable, the dialogs are pretty often ridiculous, the acting is terrible as well (it is quite difficult to believe that Brad Pitt would become an impressive actor twenty years later!) and the story doesn't really captivate you whatsoever.
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Note : Back in the 90's, I watched the first Street Fighter flick and it immediatly became one of the worst movies I have ever seen. So, almost 20 years later, I watch another Street Fighter flick (I know... It is borderline masochism!) and guess what? It was pretty bad as well... I mean, not as bad as the Jean-Claude Van Damme vehicle but still pretty horrendous.
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People who added this item 56 Average listal rating (33 ratings) 4.9 IMDB Rating 5.2


Note : The whole thing is just too sophisticated and scary for young kids and too boring and childish for grown-ups. It is a big failure.
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People who added this item 576 Average listal rating (423 ratings) 2.6 IMDB Rating 2.2


Note : My step-son loves The Mask (I think it's a cool movie too) and he loves sequels (Don't ask me why...)... so we had to watch this movie... Anyway, I was curious to see if it was that bad. It is that bad...
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People who added this item 111 Average listal rating (68 ratings) 3.6 IMDB Rating 4.2
Shark Bait (2006)


Note : Being a fan and having 3 kids, I watch a lot of animated movies. Unfortunately, some are just so bad. This one is just a bad Finding Nemo rip-off...
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People who added this item 618 Average listal rating (419 ratings) 3.8 IMDB Rating 3.8
The Love Guru (2008)


Note : It was so bad... I was actually sometimes smilling because it was so awful but what a terrible movie !
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People who added this item 531 Average listal rating (330 ratings) 4.7 IMDB Rating 5.2


Note : I didn't really like the first one already but this one was even worse! I watched it because I like Milla Jovovich but she wasn't able to save this disaster!
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People who added this item 454 Average listal rating (307 ratings) 4.1 IMDB Rating 4.6


Note : I watched this because there is Drew Barrymore in it (a very small part) and I was curious to see what was the fuss about with this movie. There are a few good things (honestly...) but they are completely lost in a vast ocean of not funny/stupid/despicable/nauseacting/awfull ideas (I don't dare use the word "jokes" here...)...
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People who added this item 193 Average listal rating (139 ratings) 5.4 IMDB Rating 5.7


Note : When I started to watch obsessively movies (I was about 12 years old), I first loved action movies and Van Damme was one of my favorite actor. At the end of this period, I saw this movie at the Movie Theater and it was definitely Van Damme's worst effort. Imagine him playing a romantic lead... It was the first time I felt so disappointed by a movie...
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People who added this item 162 Average listal rating (116 ratings) 5 IMDB Rating 5.7


Note : During my young years (see above), I watched everything with Van Damme and I watched this because he was on the cover. A terribly bad movie and, at 12 years old, the first time I felt ripped-off by a movie(Van Damme is only 10 minutes in the movie).
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People who added this item 56 Average listal rating (34 ratings) 5.3 IMDB Rating 4.3
Supercross (2005)


Note : It was just terrible. I guess if you are big motocross fan you may enjoy this movie. But as I'm not a motocross fan, I just found it was very very boring and just plain bad.
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People who added this item 702 Average listal rating (461 ratings) 4.5 IMDB Rating 4.7


Note : Well, what can I say about this flick? Pretty much nothing worked. Indeed, the plot was completely idiotic, it was never funny, most of the time actually rather offensive and sometimes even gross. On top of that, even though it was supposed to be about a gigolo, there was actually no sex whatsoever (there was though a topless weather presenter which was actually something I have never seen in the Netherlands).
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People who added this item 1664 Average listal rating (1044 ratings) 5.7 IMDB Rating 6.5


Note : When it came out, it was very popular but I didn't went to go at all but after 2 weeks, a friend convinced me and we saw it at the movie theater. I was completely stoned and the movie theater was packed and everybody was laughing. Except me... I had this strange feeling that they were all against me or something... Anyway, I remember half way through the movie, there was this joke that you have seen like 100 hundreds time in the trailer and it was really this stupid joke. I could count in my head that ,in 5 seconds,everybody will laugh like crazy... 1...2...3...4...5 !! BOUM !!! and it was like a big wave of laughs coming over me.... and I was thinking "Am I the only who think it stinks ?" It was just terrible...
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People who added this item 1057 Average listal rating (691 ratings) 4.9 IMDB Rating 5.7


Note : I thought it would be bad and it was indeed f*cking terrible...
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People who added this item 645 Average listal rating (464 ratings) 4.7 IMDB Rating 4.7


Note : What was George Lucas thinking with this piece of sh*t ?!? I'm pretty sure he needed some dough and thought he found his new cash cow. No way, this may be the worst comic-book adapatation ever...
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People who added this item 70 Average listal rating (51 ratings) 2.9 IMDB Rating 2.7
Ed (1996)


Note : All those movies involving animals doing any kind of sports are usually worthless (I'm no expert though...) but this one is really the worst one...
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People who added this item 351 Average listal rating (244 ratings) 3.6 IMDB Rating 3.8


Note : Eddie Murphy's worst movie (seriously...) and he has made many terrible movies....
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Note : I consider the first movie one of the most overrated movies ever made so I wasn't really expecting much before watching this 'prequel'... Oh boy... It was just terrible...
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People who added this item 619 Average listal rating (443 ratings) 4.1 IMDB Rating 4.3


Note : I was just a kid when I saw this one... Back then, I understood you could watch a comedy without a single laugh throughout the whole thing... Quite an experience...
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People who added this item 423 Average listal rating (315 ratings) 4.1 IMDB Rating 4.9
Boat Trip (2002)


Note : Another case of 'Let's check if it is that bad'... CHECK!
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Note : What can I say ? Bridgette Wilson is completely worthless as a ruthless psychopath....
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