Cherry Falls (2000)

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Favorite Horror Films: 2000 (16 movies items)

" Directed by: Geoffrey Wright Produced by: Marshall Persinger, Joyce Schweickert, Eli Seiden, Scott Shiffman, and Julie Yorn Written by: Ken Seiden Cinematography: Anthony B. Richmond Edited by: John F. Link Music by: Walter Werzowa Distributed by: IFC Films and October Films"

“The young virginal innocents of Cherry Falls are falling victim to the knife of a mysterious killer with ties to the town's past in this ridiculously stupefying post-Scream slasher. One red herring after another, a contrived plot, and tons of improbable situations later and you'll sit there agog knowing you've seen something undeniably bad but also hilariously watchable, if only for how much nonsense posing as subversiveness is lobbed at the screen.

Perhaps that is the biggest issue with "Cherry Falls", its transparent attempt to defy the genre constraints only to fall face first into them and devolve into nothing short of a clusterfuck. Here we have our virginal final girl Jody (Brittany Murphy), daughter of the town Sheriff (a defeated looking Michael Biehn), thrown into the c” read more