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The future kind of sucks.

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People who added this item 818 Average listal rating (538 ratings) 5.5 IMDB Rating 5.8
Reason why the future sucks:

Because us stupid humans, couldn’t leave well enough alone, and decided in all of it’s infinite wisdom, to clone humans.

The year it takes place:

Nowish.
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People who added this item 538 Average listal rating (389 ratings) 6.8 IMDB Rating 6.8
Annihilation (2018)
Reason why the future sucks:

You’re in a zone, where there are strange creatures, and no one gets out alive.

Year it takes place: Unknownish.
People who added this item 86 Average listal rating (64 ratings) 5.1 IMDB Rating 5.2
Reason why the future sucks:

The moon is about to destroy Earth, unless we stop it from happening.

“America must, can, and will blow up the moon.”

Year it takes place: 2022ish.
People who added this item 2583 Average listal rating (1750 ratings) 5.2 IMDB Rating 5.8
2012 (2009)
Reason for the future sucking:

The world's about to end, and only John Cusack can save it!

Year it takes place: 2012, obviously.

Spoiler alert: The world didn’t actually end, in 2012.
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People who added this item 195 Average listal rating (139 ratings) 4.6 IMDB Rating 5.3
Geostorm (2017)
Reason why the future sucks:

Things have gotten so bad, that weather changing satellites, have been created.

How could things go wrong?

Year it takes place: Near futurish.
People who added this item 1068 Average listal rating (695 ratings) 6.3 IMDB Rating 6.4
Daybreakers (2010)
Reason for the future sucking:

A disease has turned almost everyone on the planet, into vampires.

Other people, are harvested as a blood substitute, by a company run by vampires.

I guess, that in this case, that in this Buffy Summers, would have her work cut out, for her.

Year it takes place: 2019
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Reason why the future sucks:

Body modification, is taken to new disturbing and terrifying levels.

Long live the new flesh.

Year it takes place:

Near futurish.
People who added this item 1165 Average listal rating (790 ratings) 6.3 IMDB Rating 6.6
Reason why the future sucks:

The world is about to end. Obviously.

Year it takes place:

Sometime. In the near future.
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People who added this item 860 Average listal rating (513 ratings) 7.4 IMDB Rating 7.7
Reason why the future sucks:

A man and a robot from space, have come with a warning....

“Hey you jerks, get your act together or your doomed!”

Gas, grass, or ass. No one rides for free.

Year it takes place: 1951ish.
People who added this item 348 Average listal rating (257 ratings) 6.4 IMDB Rating 7.2
Reason why the future sucks:

A asteroid is about to destroy us. But we are too stupid and dumb, to notice or care.

Year it takes place: Right now.
People who added this item 28 Average listal rating (19 ratings) 5.2 IMDB Rating 5.5
Reason why the future sucks:

A super virus is about to super kill us. That and there is a up and coming war between good and evil.

Year it takes place: Unknownish.
People who added this item 72 Average listal rating (54 ratings) 6.8 IMDB Rating 6.7
Reason why the future sucks:

The world is about to be crushed by a deadly falling star.

Unless, we destroy us first.

Year it takes place: 1951ish
People who added this item 267 Average listal rating (163 ratings) 7.2 IMDB Rating 7.2
Reason why the future sucks:

A space station satellite, has crashed down on Earth, carrying a deadly virus with it.

Year it takes place: 1970ish.
People who added this item 992 Average listal rating (689 ratings) 6.9 IMDB Rating 7
Reason why the future sucks:

Aliens are about to destroy our planet, so we might as well get boozed up, first.

“To alcohol, the cause and problem of all of life’s solutions.”

Year it takes place: 2013ish
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People who added this item 34 Average listal rating (22 ratings) 7.3 IMDB Rating 6.7
Reason why the future sucks:

Men has become unreasonably cruel, after the big one drops.

“You dropped a bomb on me. Baby.”

Year it takes place: The less then groovy year of 1962.
Reason why the future sucks:

We are about to be destroyed,by a giant space rock.

Year it takes place: 2012ish.
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People who added this item 124 Average listal rating (72 ratings) 5.8 IMDB Rating 5.6
Xtro (1982)
Reason why the future sucks:

An alien has kidnapped a man, who has returned to destroy and kill, and is now half space mutant.

Year it takes place: 1982ish
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People who added this item 18 Average listal rating (10 ratings) 3.7 IMDB Rating 3.3
Reason why the future sucks:

Aliens from a another galaxy have arrived. And they want to meet and open a whole new world of terror.

Year it takes place: 1990ish
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Reason why the future sucks:

Alien vs. Predator. Round one. Fight!

Year it takes place: 2004ish.
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Reason why the future sucks:

America is about to be nuked. It was fun, while it last.

Year it takes place: 1991
People who added this item 646 Average listal rating (386 ratings) 6.5 IMDB Rating 6.4
Night Watch (2004)
Reason why the future sucks:

Vampires are everywhere! And I do mean everywhere!

Year it takes place: 2004
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People who added this item 126 Average listal rating (94 ratings) 6.3 IMDB Rating 6.1
Reason why the future sucks:

A potential disaster is about to occur, and you are the only one who can stop it.

Unfortunately, you are trapped in 1984.

You it takes place: 1984
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People who added this item 1400 Average listal rating (901 ratings) 6.3 IMDB Rating 6.8
Reason why the future sucks:

We are about, to be wiped out by a deadly virus.

Year it takes place: 2011ish
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People who added this item 108 Average listal rating (73 ratings) 6.1 IMDB Rating 5.7
TerrorVision (1986)
Why the future sucks:

You just got a satellite dish. Great! It has beamed down freaky, weird, space monsters.

Not great.

Year it takes place: Weird, strange, punked out 1986.
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People who added this item 8035 Average listal rating (5857 ratings) 7.2 IMDB Rating 8.2
Reason why the future sucks:

God creates dinosaurs, dinosaurs die, God creates man, man brings clones dinosaurs, and dinosaurs take over.

We should have listened to Ian Malcolm.

Year it takes place: 1993ish.

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People who added this item 74 Average listal rating (53 ratings) 4.8 IMDB Rating 5.4
Reason for the future sucking:

Humans are turned into cyborgs, and can have their bodies, transfer into synethic bodies.

Year it takes place: Near future
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People who added this item 218 Average listal rating (147 ratings) 6.3 IMDB Rating 6.1
Reason why the future sucks:

Hot female vampire babe! She wants to take your breath away! Literally!

Shall we shag now, or later?

Year it takes place: 1985ish.
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Why the future sucks:

You’re in time period, that makes no sense to you. Granted, you’re also from the Medieval ages, where there is also the bubonic plaque...

Year it takes place: 1988
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People who added this item 435 Average listal rating (280 ratings) 6.7 IMDB Rating 6.9
Why the future sucks:

See it from the kid’s perspective. You’re from the 70’s.

You’re in a time period, that makes no sense what so ever.

And you just want to go back home, to see your family and pet dog.

Year it takes place: 1986
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People who added this item 100 Average listal rating (65 ratings) 5.9 IMDB Rating 5.9
Reason why the future sucks:

They have come from other space, and look like humans.

And they are not friendly.

Year it takes place: 1994ish.
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People who added this item 129 Average listal rating (99 ratings) 6.3 IMDB Rating 6.1
Reason for the future sucking:

An intergalactic drug dealer, has arrived on Earth and bodies full of heroin, have been piling up.

And Dolph Lungred, must team up with an alien cop, to stop the alien from killing more people, and using them as his personal supply.

Year it takes place: Unknowish
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People who added this item 186 Average listal rating (126 ratings) 6.1 IMDB Rating 6.3
Alien Nation (1988)
Reason for the future sucking:

Aliens who are slaves, on other planets, arrive on Earth, hoping that the people would be okay, with them having jobs, blending in, having houses, and other things.

There is also a drug, that is being produced in hopes of keeping the aliens productive.

Year it takes place: 1991
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People who added this item 1047 Average listal rating (752 ratings) 7.1 IMDB Rating 7.3
They Live (1988)
Reason for the future sucking:

What if news reporters, the well off, politicians, and others, are really aliens, and are brain washing us, and the only way to discover this, was to wear sunglasses?

Year it takes place: 1988
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People who added this item 171 Average listal rating (123 ratings) 5.6 IMDB Rating 6.2
The Arrival (1996)
Reason why the future sucks:

Aliens, arrive on Earth. They look like us, they sound like us, but they are not us.

And they are not friendly.

When it takes place: 1996ish.
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People who added this item 68 Average listal rating (44 ratings) 5.9 IMDB Rating 5.8
Millennium (1989)
Reason for the future sucking:

Humans from the past, arrive in the future and end up discovering, that they can't reproduce in that future, so they have to go elsewhere.

Year it takes place: 2959
People who added this item 1902 Average listal rating (1314 ratings) 7.4 IMDB Rating 7.7
Gravity (2013)
Reason why the future sucks:

You’re floating in space, and there’s a good chance you could die in space.

Year it takes place: 2013ish.
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People who added this item 920 Average listal rating (596 ratings) 5.5 IMDB Rating 6.1
Reason why the future sucks:

You’re on a sub, and just discovered a mind altering orb, capable of showing your worst fears.

Year it takes place: 1998ish.
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People who added this item 1036 Average listal rating (763 ratings) 7.5 IMDB Rating 7.9
Arrival (2016)
Reason for the future sucking:

Aliens from space arrive, and want to communicate. But are they friendly aliens?

Year it takes place: Nowish.
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People who added this item 2112 Average listal rating (1420 ratings) 6.7 IMDB Rating 7.1
The Mist (2007)
Reason for the future sucking:

Deadly pterodactyl-like animals, giant insects, and Cthuluish tentacle creatures, are attacking a small town.

Year it takes place: Unknownish
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People who added this item 1396 Average listal rating (754 ratings) 8.4 IMDB Rating 8.1
Reason the future sucks:

Imagine a zone, where your dreams come true. Now imagine, that “Zone” being a bleak, nuked over dystopian blast zone.

Year it takes place: Unknownish
People who added this item 846 Average listal rating (526 ratings) 5.7 IMDB Rating 6.2
Solaris (2002)
Reason why the future sucks:

You’re on a space station, where time is non existent and has no real meaning.

Year it takes place:

Unknownish.
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People who added this item 1210 Average listal rating (653 ratings) 8.1 IMDB Rating 8.1
Solaris (1972)
Reason why the future:

Time and logic, have no purpose or reason. And you have no idea where you are.

Year it takes place:

Unknownish.
Reason why the future sucks:

The machines strike back, again. What? You actually thought that they wouldn’t? Stupid humans.

And nostalgia, is a machine designed for the sake of nostalgia.

Year it takes place: Unknownish.
People who added this item 63 Average listal rating (38 ratings) 5.6 IMDB Rating 5.8
Reason why the future sucks:

Don’t go searching, for what is your past. Because in this future, you can relieve the past.

And also massive flooding.

Year it takes place: Not too far off future.
People who added this item 110 Average listal rating (55 ratings) 7.3 IMDB Rating 7.1
Reason for the future sucks:

Party, like there is no tomorrow. Because, soon there will be tomorrow.

Year it takes place: Soon to be the end of the worldish, 1999.
Reason for the future sucks:

Humans, are forced to mine for crystals for a space God.

And you thought, that your job sucks.

Year it takes place: Unspecified near future year X.
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Reason for the future sucking:

Earth has reverted, to being in the prehistoric ages.

Year it takes place:

Unknown
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Reason why the future sucks:

Zombies!

Year it takes place:

The grungtastic year 1998.
People who added this item 1474 Average listal rating (938 ratings) 6.8 IMDB Rating 7.2
Reason for the future sucks:

Two words, space pirates. In space.

Year it takes place: Unspecified near starship punk future.
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People who added this item 521 Average listal rating (327 ratings) 6.6 IMDB Rating 6.7
Heavy Metal (1981)
Reason for the future sucking:

New York City has turned into a hell hole, and a giant glowing talking ball of death called the Loc-Nar has turned people into bloody thirsty barbarians

Years it takes place: 2031 and unknowish
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Movies in which in the future or near future, the world or part of it, goes to hell and really bad things happen.

"We are all interested in the future, for that is where you and I going to spend rest of our lives. And remember my friend, future events such as these will effect you in the future."

- Jeron King Criswell

"The future ain't what it used to be."

- Yogi Berra

“Don't wake me for the end of the world unless it has very good special effects.”

― Roger Zelazny

"This is the way the world ends
This is the way the world ends
This is the way the world ends
Not with a bang but a whimper."

- T. S. Eliot

"It's the end of the world as we know it,
It's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine."

- R.E.M.

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