Games I Beat in 2015

December 4th

This game doesn't know when to end.

November 6th

This game is fucking astounding

September 10th

August 30th

I like some stuff about this game and I hate a lot of stuff about this game. Every mission is way too long, every room is just getting 100 enemies thrown at you.

August 30th

August 26th

Obviously a masterpiece, and this is the best way you can play it, even if just for the framerate. There's nothing I can say about this game. Maybe the finest ever made.

August 23rd

Beat in 4:19, this feels like a really short game, but it has a lot of memorable scenarios. Hard to say if it's more memorable than the first considering the last time I played the first was 2012, but this game is definitely fun. Maybe better than the first? Maybe not.

July 25th

Probably definitely the worst of the three. I mean I guess the story was kinda cool at the end there, but I really don't care. The tank shit was surprisingly not awful, but still didn't really make sense. Why would The Riddler want you to get a low time on a race course? Why would tank stealth ever be a thing? I don't really have much else to say except this is one of those games that would be way better than it is if it weren't for the fact that two better games preceded it.

Edit: I take it back, this is better than City.

July 11th

Ridiculously fun

June 18th

So this is only my first playthrough, and I'll do at least two more but this still counts as beating it so here it is. This is one of the best 7th gen games.

Nevermind, I kept playing and got all four endings immediately.

June 10th

I had a game from the Indie marketplace on Xbox 360 called Miner Dig Deep, and I'm not sure which came first but this is basically just a better version of that. Super addictive and you can beat it in 5 and a half hours like I did.

June 7th

This is kind of like Bionic Commando if you took out the swinging part, which is cool. But this is even shorter than Mighty Switch Force, it could be fun for the speedrunning as my casual playthrough was about 30 minutes. I'd say this was worth the dollar I paid.

May 26th

I'm pleased because I paid about 43 cents for this and I got a couple hours out of it. I did beat it in that time, but it's hella fun.

May 10th

Gold trophy'd all the cups on 150cc, I consider that beat. This is definitely not the best Mario Kart game, it's really hard, and it kind of feel unfairly hard. I've never liked the choosing your parts mechanic, and maybe it's just my 3DS but the R button doesn't work sometimes. I dunno, it's nice to have this if I ever want to play a race on a bus or something at least.

April 19th

This is actually a really awesome stealth game. The guns feel great, the missions are varied, interesting and they're perfect length. Can't speak for the multiplayer, but as a single player experience this is good shit.

April 16th

March 31st

I got lucky and squeaked this one out right at the end of the month. Super quick, pretty easy, pretty fun racing game.

February 26th

So I played this again even though I said I didn't want to play it again, and I did enjoy it a little more for some reason. I still think it's not that good, I mean all of the main story missions suck, but flying around is fun, y'all know that. The DLC is kinda cool, with all these re-releases lately I've been playing way more DLC that I ever have and it just feels kind of cool to play extra content that I didn't pay for. It's rarely good though.

I also have a bone to pick with referential humor. This and Guacamelee, but Guacamelee especially completely prevent themselves from being classics in my mind with the shitty jokes. Imagine if Super Metroid had a room where you just played Space Invaders. Not that this game would ever be considered a classic anyway.

February 20th

I love storytelling through gameplay, but not sure how I feel about this. Nothing is explained, which isn't necessarily a bad thing but also feels completely disjointed because while you're wondering about something you'll just get something new thrown at you.

I'd love to be able to enjoy the visuals and the sound design, but it's actually pretty hard when I'm producing more salt than NaCl. Dying breaks immersion.

In the end, it was an intriguing experience that I'm sure I'll play again because I live to unlock achievements.

February 19th

Beat again on Hard mode. FUCK is this hard. Definitely the most difficult game I've beaten this year. 1k'd this shit, beat in 4:46

February 17th

I'm impressed by the amount of new content. I expected just a port with a couple new rooms, but there are entire new areas. I'm actually kind of wondering if new areas replaced old ones, because I still beat this game in 5 hours and 5 minutes, it actually seems like it took less time than it did before, but maybe I'm just better at it now. Also, I have trouble believing this is that much of a graphical upgrade considering the style and the fact that the PS3 is HD, but it looks fucking incredible. Still really fun, I recommend it.

February 5th

People say this is more of an experience than a game. I say the gameplay is definitely interesting and pretty fun, but yes, this game is about the visuals and narrative. Which are both fantastic. This game should be mentioned alongside Shadow of the Colossus and Journey. Fucking beautiful.

February 1st

The first Zelda game I've beaten since Majora's Mask, and it's probably my second favorite below Majora's Mask. Just wonderful, I'm totally sold on overhead Zelda now. I'm looking to get more into this series now woop

January 27th

Just wonderful. Probably the best Strategy RPG I've played? I beat it around 37 hours, I always assumed Strategy RPGs were super long, but the two I've played through have not been that long. I'm looking to get more into this series now woop

January 26th

Beat in Co-Op this time. Still the best.

January 21st

January 20th

I played the demo for this when it came out and I got really excited because the gameplay is fun and the songs were really good. Well, it turns out they put the two best songs in the entire game in the demo. Most of the songs in this game are actually terrible. But I kept playing for some reason. I hope the sequel will have better music.

January 17th

January 16th

Masterpiece. So hard tho

January 15th

A pretty decent, short trivia game that has a bit of replayability I guess. I might pop this in another time in the future.