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Added by FG93 on 3 Nov 2012 07:59
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Game of Thrones characters I want to cut in half

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Average listal rating (105 ratings) 6.9 IMDB Rating 0
Joffrey Baratheon, the worst of the worst, hate this guy so much. He's basically an evil little shit who thinks he can do anything because he's (the Prince, and then) King and yet as soon as someone comfronts him he is a complete coward. He is so cruel to Sansa, ordering knights too beat her up and prostitutes to beat eachother. He ran and hid and the first chance during the battle of Blackwater. Best moment ever: when someone threw poo in his face!! Or, of course, when Tyrion slapped him!
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Ser Ilyn Payne, refered to as 'The King's Justice' everytime he appears on screen i want to drop kick him in the face, I wish Ned had punched him, after the incident with Arya, when he got in his way.

Here's that scene:(he's the guy with the glare on his head!)
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Average listal rating (3 ratings) 5.3 IMDB Rating 0
Plays Ser Meryn Trant, the guys supposed to be a knight and yet he spends his time beating up girls...such an ass, so glad when Tyrion's helper stuck a spear through him.

Average listal rating (4 ratings) 6.3 IMDB Rating 0
Plays Mirri Maz Duur the witch saved by Daenerys, and then she just betrays her by, instead of saving Kahl Drogo and delivering Daenerys' baby, she kills the baby and puts Drogo in a catatonic vegetable state. So deserved the firery death which ended her.

She claims to Daenerys "You wont hear me scream"
and 2 seconds after being set on fire.....everyone hears her screaming ;P
Plays Janos Slynt, the former leader of the City Watch, gets bought out and arrests Ned. I was so glad when Tyrion exiled him.
Grand Maester Pycelle, such a slimey little turd.
Responsible for the death of both 'Hands of the King' since he's been a spy for the Lannister's.
Wish someone would send an arrow straight through his face.
Craster is a wildling who has an uneasy "friendship" with the Night's Watch.
He a massive tosser!
He marries his own daughters and then sacrifices his sons, WTF?!
Ser Jaime Lannister, can't lie the guy is a great fighter with beasty skills with a sword, and plus he gained some respect when he didn't kill Ned when one of his men intervened, however he's sleeping with his own sister so gets that respect taken away already, and then he pushed a 10 year old(Bran) out of a window. Then hired an assasin to finish him off. Even kills his own cousin. Needs to be killed soon!
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Average listal rating (817 ratings) 7.7 IMDB Rating 0
Cersei Lannister is Queen Regent of the Seven Kingdoms of Westeros, she was the wife of King Robert Baratheon. She has been involved in an incestuous love affair with her brother Jaime since childhood, which is just wrong, and she has had 3 children by him and claimed them to be Robert's. So evil, hoped she would die in the battle of Blackwater.
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Average listal rating (101 ratings) 7.1 IMDB Rating 0
Viserys Targaryen, always winging and begging for things he does not deserve. He does have a ligitimate claim to the throne however, he expects it to just fall in his lap. Meets a timely end when he finally gets his golden throne.
How he can be such a tosser after having Roxanne McKee in the bath I don't know.
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Balon Greyjoy, Lord of the Iron Islands and the father of Theon and Yara, failed his rebellion and now he preys on places busy at war, so lame.
Walder Frey, The Late Lord Fray, pretty weird guy.
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Average listal rating (9 ratings) 5.4 IMDB Rating 0
Pyat Pree a warlock who tries to lure Daenerys into 'The House of the Undying' but ultimately meets a firery end thanks to Daenerys and her dragons.
A 'fool of a Took' for thinking he could take on Daenerys.
Average listal rating (15 ratings) 6.1 IMDB Rating 0
Dagmer, first mate of the Sea Bitch, a pretty rough guy, apparently with no morals, guess he could of been alright but he's just on the wrong side.
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Average listal rating (40 ratings) 6.9 IMDB Rating 0
Yara Greyjoy, Theon's sister.
She lets her own brother feel her up?!
Just wrong and very strange.
Average listal rating (20 ratings) 6.1 IMDB Rating 0
Lancel Lannister, cousin of Cersei and yet sleeps with her, he's a pathetic warrior and gets shot with an arrow at the battle of Blackwater, sadly he doesn't die.
The Spice King, some tosser from Qarth who denies Daenerys and her group entry to the city even though they'll soon be dead without help. Meets a timely end.
Average listal rating (22 ratings) 5.8 IMDB Rating 0
Plays Xaro Xhoan Daxos, deserved to die for having a stupidly long and annoying name, but also because he was trying to trick Daenerys.
Fat and annoying, glad he's dead.
Average listal rating (41 ratings) 6.9 IMDB Rating 0
Varys, better known as 'The Spider' is the Master of Whisperers. He's not a bad character, I just find him annoying.
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Sansa Stark, so annoying and always complaining, however she definitely doesn't deserve to be stuck in King's Landing with Joffrey and all the beatings she gets are not deserved. Do have sympathy for Sansa but she chose to stay over returning home (when they had the choice). Maybe shouldn't be on this list as much as the others and so stays on the border in 20th place.
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The 20 characters from A Game of Thrones that I dislike the most and want to see slain!

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