Added by FG93 on 3 Nov 2012 07:59

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Game of Thrones characters I want to cut in half

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7.1

Jack Gleeson

Joffrey Baratheon, the worst of the worst, hate this guy so much. He's basically an evil little shit who thinks he can do anything because he's (the Prince, and then) King and yet as soon as someone comfronts him he is a complete coward. He is so cruel to Sansa, ordering knights too beat her up and prostitutes to beat eachother. He ran and hid and the first chance during the battle of Blackwater. Best moment ever: when someone threw poo in his face!! Or, of course, when Tyrion slapped him!

FG93's rating:

5.8

Wilko Johnson

Ser Ilyn Payne, refered to as 'The King's Justice' everytime he appears on screen i want to drop kick him in the face, I wish Ned had punched him, after the incident with Arya, when he got in his way.

Here's that scene:(he's the guy with the glare on his head!)

FG93's rating:

5.3

Ian Beattie

Plays Ser Meryn Trant, the guys supposed to be a knight and yet he spends his time beating up girls...such an ass, so glad when Tyrion's helper stuck a spear through him.

5.2

Mia Soteriou

Plays Mirri Maz Duur the witch saved by Daenerys, and then she just betrays her by, instead of saving Kahl Drogo and delivering Daenerys' baby, she kills the baby and puts Drogo in a catatonic vegetable state. So deserved the firery death which ended her.

She claims to Daenerys "You wont hear me scream"
and 2 seconds after being set on fire.....everyone hears her screaming ;P

Dominic Carter

Plays Janos Slynt, the former leader of the City Watch, gets bought out and arrests Ned. I was so glad when Tyrion exiled him.

6.3

Julian Glover

Grand Maester Pycelle, such a slimey little turd.
Responsible for the death of both 'Hands of the King' since he's been a spy for the Lannister's.
Wish someone would send an arrow straight through his face.

5.4

Robert Pugh

Craster is a wildling who has an uneasy "friendship" with the Night's Watch.
He a massive tosser!
He marries his own daughters and then sacrifices his sons, WTF?!

8.2

Nikolaj Coster-Waldau

Ser Jaime Lannister, can't lie the guy is a great fighter with beasty skills with a sword, and plus he gained some respect when he didn't kill Ned when one of his men intervened, however he's sleeping with his own sister so gets that respect taken away already, and then he pushed a 10 year old(Bran) out of a window. Then hired an assasin to finish him off. Even kills his own cousin. Needs to be killed soon!

FG93's rating:

7.9

Lena Headey

Cersei Lannister is Queen Regent of the Seven Kingdoms of Westeros, she was the wife of King Robert Baratheon. She has been involved in an incestuous love affair with her brother Jaime since childhood, which is just wrong, and she has had 3 children by him and claimed them to be Robert's. So evil, hoped she would die in the battle of Blackwater.

FG93's rating:

7.4

Harry Lloyd

Viserys Targaryen, always winging and begging for things he does not deserve. He does have a ligitimate claim to the throne however, he expects it to just fall in his lap. Meets a timely end when he finally gets his golden throne.
How he can be such a tosser after having Roxanne McKee in the bath I don't know.

FG93's rating:

4.9

Patrick Malahide

Balon Greyjoy, Lord of the Iron Islands and the father of Theon and Yara, failed his rebellion and now he preys on places busy at war, so lame.

7.3

David Bradley

Walder Frey, The Late Lord Fray, pretty weird guy.

FG93's rating:

5.4

Ian Hanmore

Pyat Pree a warlock who tries to lure Daenerys into 'The House of the Undying' but ultimately meets a firery end thanks to Daenerys and her dragons.
A 'fool of a Took' for thinking he could take on Daenerys.

6.9

Ralph Ineson

Dagmer, first mate of the Sea Bitch, a pretty rough guy, apparently with no morals, guess he could of been alright but he's just on the wrong side.

FG93's rating:

6.8

Gemma Whelan

Yara Greyjoy, Theon's sister.
She lets her own brother feel her up?!
Just wrong and very strange.

6.5

Eugene Simon

Lancel Lannister, cousin of Cersei and yet sleeps with her, he's a pathetic warrior and gets shot with an arrow at the battle of Blackwater, sadly he doesn't die.

3.5

Nicholas Blane

The Spice King, some tosser from Qarth who denies Daenerys and her group entry to the city even though they'll soon be dead without help. Meets a timely end.

6.9

Nonso Anozie

Plays Xaro Xhoan Daxos, deserved to die for having a stupidly long and annoying name, but also because he was trying to trick Daenerys.
Fat and annoying, glad he's dead.

7.2

Conleth Hill

Varys, better known as 'The Spider' is the Master of Whisperers. He's not a bad character, I just find him annoying.

FG93's rating:

8.1

Sophie Turner

Sansa Stark, so annoying and always complaining, however she definitely doesn't deserve to be stuck in King's Landing with Joffrey and all the beatings she gets are not deserved. Do have sympathy for Sansa but she chose to stay over returning home (when they had the choice). Maybe shouldn't be on this list as much as the others and so stays on the border in 20th place.