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Not Another Damn Movie Diary!

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1 Star

In the Name of the King: The Last Mission

1.8

3.1

In the Name of the King: The Last Mission

Actors Worthy of Note:
Dominic Purcell...I guess...

True Rating: 0.1/10 Because of the Beauties

My Review: In the Name of the Review III

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109

4.5

3.8

The Canyons (2013)

Actors Worthy of Note:
Lindsay Lohan
Nolan Gerard Funk
and
Gus Van Sant (Usually Directs)

True Rating: 0.1/10

My Review: Canyon's Review

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2 Stars

4.9

4.8

Flood (2007) (2007)

Actors Worthy of Note:
Robert Carlyle
Jessalyn Gilsig
Ralph Brown
and
Tom Hardy

True Rating: 1.5/10:That's just for the 4 actors listed above.

My Review: Please Drown Me For Watching This Review

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3 Stars

5.1

5.6

Bad Ass 2: Bad Asses (2014)

Actors Worthy of Note:
Danny Trejo
Danny Glover
Andrew Divoff
Jonathan Lipnicki
and
Dante Basco

True Rating: 2.5/10

My Review: Bad Reviews

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197

3.6

4.2

The Legend of Hercules (2014)

Actors Worthy of Note:
Kellan Lutz
Scott Adkins
Roxanne McKee
Johnathon Schaech
and
Liam McIntyre

True Rating: 2.8/10

My Review: The Review of Hercules

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5 Stars

4.5

Antisocial

Actors Worthy of Note:
No one/Mostly unknowns

True Rating: 4.7/10

My Review: Antireview

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6 Stars

158

4.9

5.7

The Nut Job (2014)

Actors Worthy of Note:
Will Arnett
Katherine Heigl
Jeff Dunham
Brendan Fraser
Stephen Lang
Gabriel Iglesias
Maya Rudolph
Sarah Gadon
and
Liam Neeson

True Rating: 6/10

My Review: The Nut Review

BAMF's rating:

5.5

5.3

The Protector 2 (2013)

Actors Worthy of Note:
Tony Jaa
JeeJa Yanin
RZA
and
Petchtai Wongkamlao

True Rating: 6.2/10

My Review: Tom Yum Review 2

BAMF's rating:

6.9

5.3

Return to Nuke 'Em High Volume 1

Actors Worthy of Note:
Stan Lee
Debbie Rochon
and
Judah Friedlander

True Rating: 6.1/10

My Review: Return to Review 'Em High Volume 1

BAMF's rating:

372

4.8

5.1

I, Frankenstein (2014)

Actors Worthy of Note:
Aaron Eckhart
Jai Courtney
Miranda Otto
Yvonne Stravhoski
and
Bill Nighy

True Rating: 5.8

My Review: I, Review

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7 Stars

193

4.1

Paranormal Activity: The Marked Ones (2014)

Actors Worthy of Note:
Katie Featherston
Brian Steele
Micah Sloat
and
Eddie J. Fernandez

True Rating: 7.4/10

My Review: Paranormal Activity: The Reviewed Ones

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5.6

Here Comes the Devil (2012)

Actors Worthy of Note:
Nobody I have seen before

True Rating: 6.7/10

My Review: Here Comes the Review

BAMF's rating:

6.4

3.7

You Can't Kill Stephen King (2012)

Actors Worthy of Note:
None, although it is a parody of the mentioned author's awesome storytelling

True Rating: 7/10

My Review: You Can't Review Stephen King

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7.2

Mr. Hublot (2013)

Actors Worthy of Note:
N/A

True Rating: 7.3/10

My Review: Mr Reviewlot

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5.3

4.9

Hell Baby (2013)

Actors Worthy of Note:
Rob Corddry
Leslie Bibb
Keegan Michael Key
Riki Lindhome
Thomas Lennon
and
Michael Ian Black

True Rating: 6.9/10

My Review: Hell Review Baby

BAMF's rating:

223

6.2

Winter's Tale (2014)

Actors Worthy of Note:
Colin Farrell
Russell Crowe
Kevin Corrigan
Lucy Griffiths
William Hurt
Graham Greene
Will Smith!
Jennifer Connelly
Kevin Durand
Jessica Brown-Findlay
and
Eva Marie Saint

True Rating: 7.2/10

My Review: Winter's Review

BAMF's rating:

414

5.5

Pompeii (2014)

Actors Worthy of Note:
Kit Harington
Carrie-Anne Moss
Emily Browning
Jessica Lucas
Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje
Jared Harris
Kiefer Sutherland
Sasha Roiz
and
Dalmar Abuzeid (Just because he is from one of my favorite shows Degrassi)

True Rating: 7.5/10

My Review: Review: Pompeii Hard to come up with a goofy Review title for movies with these kind of titles.

BAMF's rating:

603

6.4

6.9

Non-Stop (2014)

Actors Worthy of Note:
Liam Neeson
Julianne Moore
Scoot McNairy
Nate Parker
Lupita Nyong'o
and
Shea Whigham

True Rating: 7.5/10

My Review: Non-Review

BAMF's rating:

5.7

6.1

About Last Night (2014)

Actors Worthy of Note:
Kevin Hart
Joy Bryant
Regina Hall
Michael Ealy
Christopher McDonald
and
Paula Patton

True Rating: 7.4/10

My Review: About Review Night

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8 Stars

801

5.8

6.2

300: Rise of an Empire (2014)

Actors Worthy of Note:
Sullivan Stapleton
Eva Green
Lena Headey
David Wenham
Rodrigo Santoro
Jack O'Connell
and
Peter Mensah

True Rating: 7.5/10

My Review: 300: Review of an Empire

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376

5.8

6.4

Need for Speed (2014)

Actors Worthy of Note:
Aaron Paul
Dominic Cooper
Imogen Poots
Kid Cudi
Dakota Johnson
Nick Chinlund
Rami Malek
and
Michael Keaton

True Rating: 8.4/10

My Review: Review for Speed

BAMF's rating:

349

6.3

6.8

Mr. Peabody & Sherman (2014)

Actors Worthy of Note:
Ty Burrell
Ariel Winter
Stephen Tobolowsky
Allison Janney
Dennis Haysbert
Stephen Colbert
Leslie Mann
Stanley Tucci
Patrick Warburton
Lake Bell
Thomas Lennon
and
Mel Brooks!

True Rating: 8.4/10

My Review: Mr. Review & Sherman

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9 Stars

183

6.5

6.6

Bad Words (2013)

Actors Worthy of Note:
Jason Bateman
Kathryn Hahn
Philip Baker Hall
Allison Janney
Ben Falcone
Beth Grant
Bob Stephenson
and
Rachael Harris

True Rating: 8.8/10

My Review: Review Words

BAMF's rating:

124

5.8

6.3

13 Sins

Actors Worthy of Note:
Ron Perlman
Mark Webber
Pruitt Taylor Vince
Rutina Wesley
and
Lance E. Nichols

True Rating: 8.5/10

My Review: 13 Reviews

BAMF's rating:

5.3

5.2

Raze (2014)

Actors Worthy of Note:
Zoe Bell
Tracie Thoms
Rachel Nichols
Doug Jones
Sherilyn Fenn
and
Rosario Dawson

True Rating: 8.5/10

My Review: Raze: Review or Die

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6.9

Life of a King (2013)

Actors Worthy of Note:

Cuba Gooding Jr.
Dennis Haysbert
LisaGay Hamilton
Richard T. Jones
and
Paula Jai Parker

True Rating: 9.4

My Review: Life of a Review

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10 Stars

6.5

The Den (2013)

Actors Worthy of Note:
Melanie Papalia
Katija Pevec
and
Bill Oberst Jr.

True Rating: 10/10

My Review: The Review

BAMF's rating:

994

6.3

6.7

Divergent (2014)

Actors Worthy of Note:
Shailene Woodley
Theo James
Kate Winslet
Miles Teller
Jai Courtney
Zoe Kravitz
Ansel Elgort
Ray Stevenson
Ashley Judd
Maggie Q
Justine Wachsberger
and
Mekhi Phifer

True Rating: 10/10

My Review:Review the Tests

BAMF's rating:

1004

6.9

7.1

Snowpiercer (2013)

Actors Worthy of Note:
Chris Evans
Jamie Bell
Tilda Swinton
Ed Harris
John Hurt
Alison Pill
Octavia Spencer
Ewen Bremner
and
Kang-Ho Song

True Rating: 10/10

My Review: Reviewpiercer

BAMF's rating:

246

6.9

6.7

Veronica Mars (2014)

Actors Worthy of Note:
Kristen Bell
James Franco
Krysten Ritter
Dax Shepard
Jamie Lee Curtis
Jason Dohring
Justin Long
Martin Starr
Max Greenfield
Jerry O'Connell
Sam Huntington
Francis Capra
Ryan Hansen
Enrico Colantoni
Ken Marino
Percy Daggs III
and
Daran Norris

True Rating: 10/10

My Review: We Used to be Reviewed

BAMF's rating:

113

6.7

Cheap Thrills

Actors Worthy of Note:
Pat Healy
David Koechner
Ethan Embry
and
Sara Paxton

True Rating: 9.8/10

My Review: Cheap Review

BAMF's rating:

105

5.7

After the Dark (2013)

Actors Worthy of Note:
James D'Arcy
Bonnie Wright
Daryl Sabara
Jacob Artist
and
Rhys Wakefield

True Rating: 9.7/10

My Review: Review the Dark

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