Looks Aren't Everything

Incredibly, holy shit hot? Hell, yes!
Unfortunately, I can't think of anything else positive about her. I tried.
I know, I'm a total asshole.

She isn't nearly as bad as the rest of this list. She has beautiful eyes and an amazing body. Yet I can't think of anything else that's nice.
Emma disappoints me. I thought that she might be different, but she's just another Hollywood princess.

Avril may be serious eye candy to me and she had one decent song (I'm With You). Unfortunately, she has cranked up this faux punk/rebel persona to annoying absurdity throughout her career. I was a teenager when the real punk bands rocked.
Avril - great looks, yes: punk? hell, no!

How could I forget about Eva? Well, I did, and she is a new addition to this list.

OK, she does the voice of Meg on Family Guy, but any actress can do that.
Aside from Family Guy, Mila seems to be the same in every role. Sure, she's nice looking, but there are a lot of actresses with good looks, including some who can actually act.
Cука!

She looks quite nice - but have you ever heard her talk? My Dear God, she is absolutely fucking annoying! If seeing Jennifer Lopez in something revealing makes me blind, then hearing Hayden talk makes me deaf.
Plus, she is the same in every fucking role!

Much like Hayden Panettiere, Sarah Hyland is nice to look at but her whiny voice can be used as a form of torture. Why do I suspect that, in real life, she is not much different from her hellishly annoying character on Modern Family?

I've saved the worst for last.

Ariana: "I Hate America!"
ChihuahuaDaddy: "Well, GO FUCK YOURSELF, you spoiled twat! Go live somewhere else!"
Seriously, where else could she have become as famous and wealthy? She should be grateful.