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Schwarzenegger: Best to Worst

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Leading Actor

2596

7.3

7.8

Predator (1987)

10/10

Arnold: Come on... Come on! Do it! Do it! Come on. Come on! Kill me! I'm here! Kill me! I'm here! Kill me! Come on! Kill me! I'm here! Come on! Do it now! Kill me!

Siskel: Thumbs Down
Ebert: Thumbs Up

Cohaagen's rating:

2424

7.1

7.5

Total Recall (1990)

10/10

Arnold: See you at the party, Richter!

Siskel: Thumbs Down
Ebert: Thumbs Up

Cohaagen's rating:

5455

7.4

8.1

The Terminator

10/10

Cleaning Man: [Damaged skin on the Terminator is rotting from gangrene] Hey, buddy. You got a dead cat in there, or what?

[the Terminator visualizes: 'POSSIBLE RESPONSE: YES/NO; OR WHAT?; GO AWAY; PLEASE COME BACK LATER; FUCK YOU, ASSHOLE; FUCK YOU']

Arnold: Fuck you, asshole.

Siskel: Thumbs Down
Ebert: Thumbs Up

Cohaagen's rating:

5376

7.8

8.6

Terminator 2: Judgment Day

10/10

Arnold: I need your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle.

Siskel: Thumbs Up
Ebert: Thumbs Up

Cohaagen's rating:

1299

6.6

6.7

Commando (1985)

10/10

Arnold: Let off some steam, Bennett.

Siskel: Thumbs Down
Ebert: Thumbs Up

Cohaagen's rating:

1411

6.5

6.9

Conan the Barbarian (1982)

10/10

Mongol General:...what is best in life?

Arnold: To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women.

Cohaagen's rating:

2267

6.6

7.2

True Lies (1994)

9.5/10

Siskel: Thumbs Down
Ebert: Thumbs Up

Cohaagen's rating:

1123

6.3

6.7

The Running Man (1987)

9.0/10

Cohaagen's rating:

338

5.4

5.6

Raw Deal (1986)

8.7/10

Cop: [reading ID] Joseph P. Brenner. What's the "P" stand for?
Arnold: Pussy.

Cohaagen's rating:

1564

5.7

6.4

Last Action Hero (1993)

8.5/10

Siskel: Thumbs Down
Ebert: Thumbs Down

Cohaagen's rating:

566

5.7

6.1

Red Heat (1988)

8.2/10

Siskel: Thumbs Down
Ebert: Thumbs Up

Cohaagen's rating:

923

5.5

6.1

Eraser (1996)

8.0/10

Vanessa Williams: What happened?
Arnold: They caught a train.

Siskel: Thumbs Up
Ebert: Thumbs Up

Cohaagen's rating:

500

6.2

6.3

The Last Stand (2013)

7.8/10

Cohaagen's rating:

2099

5.6

6.2

Kindergarten Cop (1990)

7.6/10

Arnold: No more complaining. No more "Mr. Kimble, I have to go the bathroom". Nothing!
[shouts]
Arnold: There *is* no bathroom!

Siskel: Thumbs Down
Ebert: Thumbs Up

Cohaagen's rating:

692

4.9

5.5

Collateral Damage (2002) (2002)

7.4/10

The Wolf: When are you going to kill me?
Arnold: NOW!

Cohaagen's rating:

1052

5.1

5.8

End of Days (1999)

7.3/10

Cohaagen's rating:

3010

5.7

6.3

Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines (2003)

7.0/10

Deleted scene:

Cohaagen's rating:

1127

5.4

5.9

The 6th Day (2000)

7.0/10

Cohaagen's rating:

1956

5.3

6.1

Twins (1988)

7.0/10

Arnold: I did nothing. The pavement was his enemy.

Siskel: Thumbs Up
Ebert: Thumbs Up

Cohaagen's rating:

172

3.7

3.3

Hercules in New York (1970)

6.8/10

Arnold: Is he your lover?
female: My what?
guy: Hey mister, watch your talk.
Arnold: I can hear my talk, I cannot watch it.
guy: You're not gonna be hearing it much longer if you don't apologize to Miss Camden right now.
Arnold: Apologize? For paying her a tribute?
guy: A tribute? Insulting her!
Arnold: A beautiful woman who has a handsome man for a friend. They must be lovers. It is disappointing the natural if they're not.

gangster: I got a lot of dough spread out on those muscles of yours.
Arnold: Don't worry.
gangster: Oh, i'm not worrying. Just reminding you that if anything goes wrong, i'm not gonna like losing all that money and you won't like it either.
Arnold: I understand. It is not pleasant to lose money once one becomes accustomed to its use.
gangster: Yeah, I don't back losers. Ever!
Arnold: Very practical.

Note: Arnold fights a bear.

Cohaagen's rating:

1414

4.8

5.6

Jingle All the Way (1996)

6.4/10

Siskel: Thumbs Down
Ebert: Thumbs Down

Cohaagen's rating:

222

5.4

5.7

Sabotage (2014)

6.3/10

Cohaagen's rating:

5.1

5.6

Aftermath (2017)

6.0/10

Cohaagen's rating:

188

5.5

5.6

Maggie (2015)

5.8/10

Cohaagen's rating:

1667

4.3

4.6

Junior (1994)

5.7/10

Arnold: Does my body disgust you?

Arnold: My nipples are very sensitive.

Siskel: Thumbs Up
Ebert: Thumbs Up

Cohaagen's rating:

817

5.5

5.9

Conan the Destroyer (1984)

5.5/10

Siskel: Thumbs Down
Ebert: Thumbs Up

Cohaagen's rating:

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Supporting Actor

1183

6.4

6.6

The Expendables 2

7.5/10

Cohaagen's rating:

580

6.1

6.7

Escape Plan

7.5/10

Cohaagen's rating:

5.8

5.6

Stay Hungry (1976)

7.3/10

Bridges: Say...what is this Batman routine of yours? Is that for concentration or what?
Arnold: Not really. I think it's funny. It adds a little humor to the workout. You should've seen me last year. I wore a frogman outfit.

Arnold: I told you awhile back, you can't grow without burning.
Bridges: I don't need this shit!

- Won a Golden Globe Award for "Best Acting Debut in a Motion Picture", even though his debut was in Hercules in New York.

Siskel: Thumbs Up
Ebert: Thumbs Up

- #5 on Gene Siskel's top ten of 1976.

Cohaagen's rating:

3589

4.3

3.8

Batman & Robin (1997)

6.0/10

Siskel: Thumbs Down
Ebert: Thumbs Down

Cohaagen's rating:

519

5.8

6.1

The Expendables 3 (2014)

5.8/10

Cohaagen's rating:

5.7

5.3

The Villain (1979)

5.6/10

[bending over while wearing a low cut dress]
Ann-Margret: Would you help me with these please?
Arnold: Sure.
[picks up her luggage and walks off]

Cohaagen's rating:

456

5.2

Red Sonja (1985)

5.3/10

Siskel: Thumbs Down
Ebert: Thumbs Down

Cohaagen's rating:

5.2

The Jayne Mansfield Story

5.0/10

TV Movie

Jayne: If you swell up any bigger you'll bust.
Arnold: When I get you home...
Jayne: You promise?

Arnold narrates the film.

Cohaagen's rating:

745

5.4

6.3

Terminator Genisys (2015)

3.0/10

Cohaagen's rating:

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Cameo, Short, TV

513

7.9

7.6

The Long Goodbye (1973)

9.5/10

as a 'hood' extra. No lines.

Director Robert Altman: Arnold Schwarzenegger who I was introduced to as Arnold Strong...I didn't know who he was. So we used Arnold in the film. But Arnold never speaks of this film.

- On how Arnold was cast as a favor to one of his producer friends. [DVD extra]

Cohaagen's rating:

6.8

7.7

T2 3-D: Battle Across Time (1996)

7.0/10

[destroys a cyborg]
John: Friend of yours?
Arnold: He was my college roommate.

Cohaagen's rating:

7.2

7.3

The Streets of San Francisco (1972)

S5, EP20: 'Dead Lift' May 5, 1977

7.0/10

(not a spoiler)

Cohaagen's rating:

1929

6.2

6.5

The Expendables (2010)

6.8/10

Cohaagen's rating:

744

6.1

6.7

The Rundown (2003)

6.8/10

Cohaagen's rating:

543

6.2

6.8

Dave (1993)

5.0/10

Note: Arnold's scene is from 00:38:46 - 00:39:05. He plays himself.

Cohaagen's rating:

6.7

2.9

Beretta's Island (1993)

3.5/10

Appears as himself and does a brief workout routine with Columbu.

Arnold only worked for two hours on this movie. A favor for his friend Franco.

Cohaagen's rating:

1217

5.3

5.9

Around the World in 80 Days (2004)

3.5/10

Cohaagen's rating:

6.5

5.7

Happy Anniversary and Goodbye (1974)

3.5/10

Cohaagen's rating:

7.1

5.8

Scavenger Hunt (1979)

3.0/10

Note: Arnold's scene starts at 1:17:00. Screen time approx 2 minutes.

Cohaagen's rating:

5.5

5.2

The Kid and I (2005)

2.5/10

Appears as himself. Screen time approx 1 minute.

Cohaagen's rating:

6.4

The San Pedro Beach Bums

S1, EP10: Lifting Is My Life Dec. 19, 1977

N/A

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Voice Actor

1396

4.3

4.7

Dr. Dolittle 2 (2001)

2.5/10

White Wolf (cameo) (archive sound?)

Cohaagen's rating:

7.7

7.9

Liberty's Kids

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Director

611

7.2

Tales from the Crypt (1989)

7.5/10

Tales from the Crypt: Season 2, Episode 2
The Switch (21 Apr. 1990)

Plot Summary:

"Linda (Kelly Preston) is a sexy young woman looking for a handsome young stud or so she thinks. She soon learns that she has the undying attraction of a rich elderly man (William Hickey) who would do just about anything to win her heart. He soon meets a doctor (Roy Brocksmith) and his associate Hans (Rick Rossovich), who are more than willing to grant him his wishes, for a very costly price."

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Leading Actor
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1. Predator (1987) 10/10
2. Total Recall (1990) 10/10
3. The Terminator (1984) 10/10
4. Terminator 2 (1991) 10/10
5. Commando (1985) 10/10
6. Conan the Barbarian (1982) 10/10
7. True Lies (1994) 9.5/10
8. The Running Man (1987) 9.0/10
9. Raw Deal (1986) 8.7/10
10. Last Action Hero (1993) 8.5/10
11. Red Heat (1988) 8.2/10
12. Eraser (1996) 8.0/10
13. The Last Stand (2013) 7.8/10
14. Kindergarten Cop (1990) 7.6/10
15. Collateral Damage (2002) 7.4/10
16. End of Days (1999) 7.3/10
17. Terminator 3 (2003) 7.0/10
18. The 6th Day (2000) 7.0/10
19. Twins (1988) 7.0/10
20. Hercules in New York (1969) 6.8/10
21. Jingle All the Way (1996) 6.4/10
22. Sabotage (2014) 6.3/10
23. Aftermath (2017) 6.0/10
24. Maggie (2015) 5.8/10
25. Junior (1994) 5.7/10
26. Conan the Destroyer (1984) 5.5/10

Supporting Actor
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1. The Expendables 2 (2012) 7.5/10
2. Escape Plan (2013) 7.5/10
3. Stay Hungry (1976) 7.3/10
4. Batman & Robin (1997) 6.0/10
5. The Expendables 3 (2014) 5.8/10
6. The Villain (1979) 5.6/10
7. Red Sonja (1985) 5.3/10
8. Jayne Mansfield Story (1980) 5.0/10
9. Terminator Genisys (2015) 3.0/10