Added by Ruisperkele on 3 Mar 2011 06:00

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2494

5.6

5.8

The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen (2003)

One of the few films, which made me actually quite furious. I simply cannot understand how this kind of source material can be wasted so completely. It escapes me... Every actor, including Sean Connery seem to be completely lost and most of em are also complete morons to boot. CGI is ugly as hell and action scenes are stupid and all the good parts from the comics have been stripped off. Well done, sir!

Ruisperkele's rating:

2.8

1.4

Black Dahlia (2006)

The same scene filmed over and over and over again. Actors(?) who seem to have been picked out of the streets, ugly looking filters and complete lack of competence, skill and coherent storytelling.

Ruisperkele's rating:

3226

7.2

7.7

Crash (2004)

probably the worst film ever to win best picture oscar. Tries to say much, without saying actually anything. Episodic structure of storytelling doesn't really work at all and makes movie even less credible. Some bonus from one of the most hilarious scenes in near movie history: The fairy cloak, which of course cannot actually be given as credit for the movie for I think it was supposed to be very touching scene... Jesus. (More of this guy later on.)

Ruisperkele's rating:

2.3

2.4

Theodore Rex (1995)

Whoopi Goldberg in leather with ugly dinosaurs and shitloads of bad tail gags. Also I still have no idea why the hell Shaft was in this.

Ruisperkele's rating:

422

5.3

5.4

Southland Tales (2007)

What happens here? Christopher Lambert in apocalyptic ice van selling guns? Two million and one unimportant other characters, which aren't actually explained ever? The Rock, who acts almost as good as his name suggests... The movie is a complete mess and just dragged along and I couldn't care less.

Ruisperkele's rating:

2391

6.3

7.2

The Passion of the Christ (2004)

Not that I wouldn't like to watch Christ getting beaten up for two hours, but gimme a break here? When the sole purpose of the movie is to watch that and eat popcorns I gotta question the motives.

Ruisperkele's rating:

5125

6.2

6.7

The Matrix Revolutions (2003)

A good example to many filmmakers who just doesn't know when to stop. CGI fest without an end. Ugly, stupid and without any purpose. All this concept needed to say, was already said in the first film.

Ruisperkele's rating:

1118

7.1

6.8

Inland Empire (2006)

This is it. All the David Lynch fanatics can go kiss their masters arse for all I care. This movie is like Lynch is trying to invent homevideos again. The picture looks ugly an there simply is no justification for it. Puzzles have become the sole purpose of the whole film and it simply isn't enjoyable anymore as it was in Mullholland Drive for example, where there is a purpose for the puzzles in the movie, not other way around.

Ruisperkele's rating:

2565

5.7

Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (2009)

The first one already was bad enough, but oh boy, oh boy, we hadn't seen anything yet. Whole movie is full of stupid comical sidekicks, even the main characters. About 1h too long when considering the the subjects and story. Megan Fox's only purpose seemingly is to wear tight clothes and look sexy, this wouldn't be all that bad if she actually was good looking.

Ruisperkele's rating:

1346

5.4

5.5

Lady in the Water (2006)

M Night Shemaleman's worst, easily. Nothing good here, whole idea is so shitfaced insane that it makes me wonder what mushrooms has Night taken, I want some too.

Ruisperkele's rating:

305

6.9

7.1

We Are Marshall (2006)

Mathew Macgognaghoy, with his shirt on for a change. Nothing good comes to mind when I think this movie... oh, wait a minute, one of MacKonahghoghey's kid run into a tree, it was funny, for a second or so. Also it escapes me why Kognaghey sounds like an used cars salesman in every film.

Ruisperkele's rating:

1339

7.2

Cinderella Man (2005)

Communist dies, good man wins the fight and the movie is boring and over sentimental bullshit.

Ruisperkele's rating:

2869

6.5

6.7

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (2005)

Another all time favourite book of mine butchered to pieces on this crap. Of course I knew all along that Guide could never translate to screen, but then again Gilliam did it with Fear and Loathing, which also seems quite unfilmable... then again, Garth Jennings, or whoever the heck was this guy, isn't Terry Gilliam...

Ruisperkele's rating:

2523

6.6

A Knight's Tale (2001)

I feel greatly amused when people compare Ledger to James Dean. Then again I can understand it really, only difference being of course that Dean could act.

Ruisperkele's rating:

4142

5.9

6.4

Click (2006)

Idea itself is stupid as hell, but then again, what can you expect from a man who looks like he lacks half of his brain? Childish humor with Adam Sandler: a joy ride without an end. Kate Beckinsale was hot though.

Ruisperkele's rating:

111

4.1

5.9

Matti (2006)

A collection of poor jokes and stupid characters getting drunk. Lacks all the coherrent flow a (decent) movie should have. Goes into category "Suomipaskaa." Actually calling this one a film at all, is an insult to whole industry.

Ruisperkele's rating:

6095

7.8

8.6

Saving Private Ryan (1998)

Ah, Steven Spielberg at his finest. Not counting the Normandy scene, which actually is a very beautiful piece of cinema, this movie is utterly stupid. Tom Hanks was better off when he acted a retard, nicely covered the fact that he is one. Too much flag waving. Saving Ryan's Privates has probably better plot than this, or atleast more boobs.

Ruisperkele's rating:

1280

5.2

5.5

Dreamcatcher (2003)

Worst movie ever made from a King novel. Some credit might go to King himself as well though, because this isn't actually a masterpiece as a book either. Morgan Freeman is a complete misscast and rest of the actors fail the deliver in other ways. Also some pretty horrid CGI, which is always nice.

Ruisperkele's rating:

2455

4.8

5.4

Godzilla (1998)

Godzilla goes New York with Jean Reno's nose and bad accent. It's said, that Toho gave americans strict details of how this classic monster should be portrayed... Needless to say Emmerich disregarded about every point there was. Poor action scenes, CGI Godzilla looks ugly, but still acts better than any real actor on the set... Enough said.

Ruisperkele's rating:

854

6.3

6.6

The Manchurian Candidate (2004)

Typical modern remake of an old classic, made 'cause B&W doesn't really have what it takes for modern audience anymore. Completely unnecessary, and without saying, lacks all the essence the original had.

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Movies I consider to be worst of the worst. Of course there's a truckloads of other bad movies, but because this is again a listing project we have with friends, quota is 20 flicks.

I have left out some obvious choices like Whatever Movies, which every sane man should realize without saying to be a rotten one. And as you realize also this list is like Nosoki's is completely objective and if you disagree with it you are wrong.

Though everybody of course have a right to be wrong so no harm done mates.

Cherio!