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8.3

8.8

Fight Club (1999)

"I am Jack's smirking revenge." - The Narrator

"This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time."

"I felt like putting a bullet between the eyes of every Panda that wouldn't screw to save its species. I wanted to open the dump valves on oil tankers and smother all the French beaches I'd never see. I wanted to breathe smoke."

"You met me at a very strange time in my life."

"Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken."

Narrator: "I am Jack's colon."
Tyler Durden: "I get cancer, I kill Jack."

"The things you own end up owning you."

drugs's rating:

2689

7.8

8.1

Stand by Me (1986)

"I never had any friends later on like the ones I had when I was twelve. Jesus, does anyone?" - The Writer

"Why don't you go home and fuck your mother some more." - Chris

Gordie: "But you didn't miss him. Chris Chambers never misses, does he?"
Chris: "Not even when the ladies leave the seat down."

drugs's rating:

993

7.8

The Fall

"What a mystery this world, one day you love them and the next day you want to kill them a thousand times over."

"There's no happy ending with me."

drugs's rating:

1914

7.2

7.3

Labyrinth (1986) (1986)

"I ask for so little. Just fear me, love me, do as I say and I will be your slave." - Jareth

drugs's rating:

4632

8.1

8.5

American History X

"Hate is baggage. Life's too short to be pissed off all the time.
It's just not worth it."
- Daniel Vinyard

drugs's rating:

1089

7.1

Coffee and Cigarettes

"The beauty of quitting is, now that I've quit, I can have one, 'cause I've quit."
- Coffee and Cigarettes, Tom Waits

drugs's rating:

5476

8.4

Inglourious Basterds (2009)

"Say 'auf Wiedersehen' to your Nazi balls!" - Sgt. Hugo Stiglitz

Lt. Aldo Raine: "My name is Lt. Aldo Raine and I'm putting together a special team, and I need me eight soldiers. Eight Jewish-American soldiers. Now, y'all might've heard rumors about the armada happening soon. Well, we'll be leaving a little earlier. We're gonna be dropped into France, dressed as civilians. And once we're in enemy territory, as a bushwhackin' guerrilla army, we're gonna be doin' one thing and one thing only... killin' Nazis. Now, I don't know about y'all, but I sure as hell didn't come down from the goddamn Smoky Mountains, cross five thousand miles of water, fight my way through half of Sicily and jump out of a fuckin' air-o-plane to teach the Nazis lessons in humanity. Nazi ain't got no humanity. They're the foot soldiers of a Jew-hatin', mass murderin' maniac and they need to be dee-stroyed. That's why any and every every son of a bitch we find wearin' a Nazi uniform, they're gonna die. Now, I'm the direct descendant of the mountain man Jim Bridger. That means I got a little Injun in me. And our battle plan will be that of an Apache resistance. We will be cruel to the Germans, and through our cruelty they will know who we are. And they will find the evidence of our cruelty in the disemboweled, dismembered, and disfigured bodies of their brothers we leave behind us. And the German won't not be able to help themselves but to imagine the cruelty their brothers endured at our hands, and our boot heels, and the edge of our knives. And the German will be sickened by us, and the German will talk about us, and the German will fear us. And when the German closes their eyes at night and they're tortured by their subconscious for the evil they have done, it will be with thoughts of us they are tortured with. Sound good?"
The Basterds: "YES, SIR!"
Lt. Aldo Raine: "That's what I like to hear. But I got a word of warning for all you would-be warriors. When you join my command, you take on debit. A debit you owe me personally. Each and every man under my command owes me one hundred Nazi scalps. And I want my scalps. And all y'all will git me one hundred Nazi scalps, taken from the heads of one hundred dead Nazis. Or you will die tryin'."

drugs's rating:

3341

8.1

Into the Wild (2007)

"Some people feel like they don't deserve love. They walk away quietly into empty spaces, trying to close the gaps of the past."
- Christopher McCandless

drugs's rating:

4696

8.1

Trainspotting (1996)

"Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose a three-piece suit on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pissing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourselves. Choose your future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life. I chose somethin' else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you've got heroin?" - Mark "Rent-boy" Renton

drugs's rating:

491

7.9

Harvey (1950)

"Years ago my mother used to say to me, she'd say, "In this world, Elwood, you must be" - she always called me Elwood - "In this world, Elwood, you must be oh so smart or oh so pleasant." Well, for years I was smart. I recommend pleasant. You may quote me."
- Elwood P. Dowd

drugs's rating:

5829

7.7

Donnie Darko (2001)

"A storm is coming, Frank says / A storm that will swallow the children / And I will deliver them from the kingdom of pain / I will deliver the children back the their doorsteps / And send the monsters back to the underground / I'll send them back to a place where no-one else can see them / Except for me / Because I am Donnie Darko. " - Donnie Darko

Donnie: "I made a new friend today."
Dr. Lilian Thurman: "Real or imaginary?"
Donnie: "Imaginary."

"28 days... 6 hours... 42 minutes... 12 seconds. That... is when the world... will end. "
- Frank

Donnie: "Why do you wear that stupid bunny suit?"
Frank: "Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?"

"Some people are just born with tragedy in their blood."
- Gretchen

"Every creature on this earth dies alone."
- Roberta Sparrow

drugs's rating:

1982

7.6

7.9

In Bruges (2008)

Natalie: Harry. Harry! It's a inanimate fucking object!
Harry: *You're* an inanimate fuckin' object!

Ray: One gay beer for my gay friend, one normal beer for me because I am normal.

drugs's rating:

1539

7.4

7.8

The Boondock Saints (1999)

Now you will receive us. We do not ask for your poor, or your hungry. We do not want your tired and sick. It is your corrupt we claim. It is your evil that will be sought by us. With every breath we shall hunt them down. Each day, we will spill their blood till it rains down from the skies. Do not kill, do not rape, do not steal, these are principles which every man of every faith can embrace. These are not polite suggestions, these are codes of behavior and those of you that ignore them will pay the dearest cost. There are varying degrees of evil, we urge you lesser forms of filth not to push the bounds and cross over, into true corruption, into our domain. For if you do, one day you will look behind you and you will see we three. And on that day, you will reap it. And we will send you to whatever god you wish. - Connor & Murphy MacManus

drugs's rating:

7618

6.5

6.6

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (2005)

Willy Wonka: You're all quite short, aren't you?
Violet Beauregarde: Well yeah, we're children.
Willy Wonka: Well that's no excuse. I was never as short as you.
Mike Teavee: You were once.
Willy Wonka: Was not. Know why? Because I distinctly remember putting a hat on top of my head. Look at your short little arms. You could never reach.

"Little boy, don't push my button!"

Willy Wonka: Good morning, starshine... the earth says hello!

"Everything in this room is eatable, even *I'm* eatable! But that is called "cannibalism," my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies."
- Willy Wonka

drugs's rating:

7834

8.3

The Dark Knight (2008)

"Do I really look like a guy with a plan? You know what I am? I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it."

"Wanna know how I got these scars? My father was... a drinker. And a fiend. And one night he goes off crazier than usual. Mommy gets the kitchen knife to defend herself. He doesn't like that. Not-one-bit. So - me watching - he takes the knife to her, laughing while he does it! Turns to me, and he says, "why so serious, son?" Comes at me with the knife... "Why so serious?" He sticks the blade in my mouth... "Let's put a smile on that face!" And...Why so serious?"

"How about a magic trick?"

"Well, you look nervous. Is it the scars? You want to know how I got 'em? Come here. Hey! Look at me. So I had a wife, beautiful, like you, who tells me I worry too much. Who tells me I ought to smile more. Who gambles and gets in deep with the sharks... Look at me! One day, they carve her face. And we have no money for surgeries. She can't take it. I just want to see her smile again, hm? I just want her to know that I don't care about the scars. So...I stick a razor in my mouth and do this...to myself. And you know what? She can't stand the sight of me! She leaves. Now I see the funny side. Now I'm always smiling!"

"Do you want to know why I use a knife? Guns are too quick. You can't savor all the... little emotions. In... you see, in their last moments, people show you who they really are. So in a way, I know your friends better than you ever did. Would you like to know which of them were cowards?"

- The Joker

drugs's rating:

414

6.3

The Boondock Saints II: All Saints Day (2009)

Connor MacManus: "You ready for this shit, my dear brother?"
Murphy MacManus: "Let's do some gratuitous violence."

Rocco: I am so sick of all of this self help, twelve step, leftover hippie generation bullshit!
Connor MacManus: Now they don't want you to do anything, right? Just sit there. Don't drink.
Murphy MacManus: Don't smoke. Don't drive fast.
Connor MacManus, Murphy MacManus, Rocco: Kiss my ass!
Rocco: Fuck it! Do it all I say! Do you think Duke Wayne spent all of his time talking about his feelings with a fuckin' therapist?
Connor MacManus: There's no fucking way he did!
Rocco: John Wayne died with five pounds of undigested red meat in his ass. Now that's a man! Real men hide their feelings. Why?
Connor MacManus, Murphy MacManus, Rocco: Because it's none of your fuckin' business!
Rocco: Men do not cry. Men do not pout. Men jack you in the fuckin' jaw and say...
Detective Greenly: Thanks for comin' out.

drugs's rating:

2518

6.1

7.1

8 Mile (2002)

"Fuck a beat, I'll go A Capella. Fuck a Papa Doc, fuck a clock, fuck a trailer, fuck everybody. Fuck y'all if you doubt me. I'm a piece of fuckin' white trash, I say it proudly. And fuck this battle, I don't want to win, I'm outtie. Here, tell these people something they don't know about me."
- Jimmy 'B-Rabbit' Smith

drugs's rating:

8582

7.7

7.9

Edward Scissorhands (1990)

Kim: Hold me.
Edward: I can't.

You see, before he came down here, it never snowed. And afterwards, it did. If he weren't up there now... I don't think it would be snowing. Sometimes you can still catch me dancing in it. - Kim

drugs's rating:

4395

7.3

7.7

Brokeback Mountain (2005)

Jack Twist: "Tell you what, we coulda had a good life together! Fuckin' real good life! Had us a place of our own. But you didn't want it, Ennis! So what we got now is Brokeback Mountain! Everything's built on that! That's all we got, boy, fuckin' all. So I hope you know that, even if you don't never know the rest! You count the damn few times we have been together in nearly twenty years and you measure the short fucking leash you keep me on - and then you ask me about Mexico and tell me you'll kill me for needing somethin' I don't hardly never get. You have no idea how bad it gets! I'm not you... I can't make it on a coupla high-altitude fucks once or twice a year! You are too much for me Ennis, you sonofawhoreson bitch! I wish I knew how to quit you."
Ennis Del Mar: [crying] "Well, why don't you? Why don't you just let me be? It's because of you Jack, that I'm like this! I'm nothin'... I'm nowhere... Get the fuck off me! I can't stand being like this no more, Jack."

Ennis Del Mar: "Yep, you're a real thinker there. Goddamn. Jack fuckin' Twist; got it all figured out, ain't ya? "

drugs's rating:

2417

7.3

7.5

The Crow (1994)

"I have something to give you. I don't want it anymore. Thirty hours of pain all at once, all for you."
- Eric Draven

Albrecht: "Police! Don't move! I said, "Don't move!"
Eric Draven: "I thought the police always said, "Freeze!"
Albrecht: "Well, I am the police, and I say, "Don't move" Snow White. "You move, you're dead."
Eric Draven: "And I say, "I'm dead," and I move"

drugs's rating:

4644

8.2

8.5

Léon: The Professional

Stansfield: "I like these calm little moments before the storm. It reminds me of Beethoven. Can you hear it? It's like when you put your head to the grass and you can hear the growin' and you can hear the insects. Do you like Beethoven?"

Léon: "And stop saying "okay" all the time. Okay?"
Mathilda: "Okay."
Léon: "Good."

drugs's rating:

378

8.2

7.9

Monsieur Verdoux (1947)

"Business is a ruthless business, my dear."

"Wars, conflict - it's all business. One murder makes a villain; millions, a hero. Numbers sanctify, my good fellow!"

"I shall see you ALL soon - very soon."
- Henri Verdoux

drugs's rating:

3367

7.2

7.6

Zombieland (2009)

"It's amazing how fast the world can go from bad to total shit storm."

"You see? You just can't trust anyone. The first girl I let into my life and she tries to eat me."

"You're like a giant... cock blocking robot, like developed in a secret fucking government lab."

"You almost knocked over your alcohol with your knife."
- Columbus

"Where are the fucking Twinkies?!"
- Tallahassee

drugs's rating:

6529

8.2

8.4

The Shining

"HEEERE'S JOHNNY!"

drugs's rating:

2248

7.4

7.7

Philadelphia (1993)

Now, explain it to me like I'm a four-year-old. - Joe Miller

Joe Miller: "What's wrong with your face?"
Andrew Beckett: "I have AIDS."

"Miguel, I'm ready." - Andrew Beckett

drugs's rating:

5551

7.6

Big Fish

Karl: "I don't want to eat you. I just get so hungry. I'm just too big."
Young Ed Bloom: "Has it ever occurred to you that maybe you're not too big? That maybe this place is just too small?"

"A man tells his stories so many times that he becomes the stories. They live on after him, and in that way he becomes immortal." - Will Bloom

drugs's rating:

1104

7.1

7.5

August Rush (2007)

"Listen. Can you hear it? The music. I can hear it everywhere. In the wind... in the air... in the light. It's all around us. All you have to do is open yourself up. All you have to do... is listen. "

drugs's rating:

6255

8.2

8.3

A Clockwork Orange (1971)

"There was me, that is Alex, and my three droogs, that is Pete, Georgie, and Dim, and we sat in the Korova Milkbar trying to make up our rassoodocks what to do with the evening. The Korova milkbar sold milk-plus, milk plus vellocet or synthemesc or drencrom, which is what we were drinking. This would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of the old ultra-violence."

"Viddy well, little brother. Viddy well."

"It had been a wonderful evening and what I needed now, to give it the perfect ending, was a little of the Ludwig Van."
- Alex

drugs's rating:

1434

7.5

Funny Games (1997)

Anna: "He only wants to have a game."
Peter: "Funny game."

drugs's rating:

1014

6.9

Velvet Goldmine

Curt Wild: "Excuse me, fellas, while I raise my glass to the loveliest man in Europe."
Brian Slade: "And they tell you it's not natural."

"It's funny how beautiful people are when they're walking out the door."
- Mandy Slade

"He was elegance walking arm in arm with a lie."
- Cecil

"Man is least himself when he talks in his own person... Give him a mask and he'll tell you the truth." - Brian Slade

drugs's rating:

1239

7.2

7.7

Ray (2004)

"Don't you talk about God! You have any idea how it feels to go blind and still be afraid of the dark? And every day, you stand and pray just for a little light, and you don't get nothing. Cause God don't listen to people like me." - Ray Charles

"Always remember your promise to me. Never let nobody or nothing turn you into no cripple." - Aretha Robinson

"Man, you told me if I think pennies, I get pennies. I'm thinking dollars, man." - Ray Charles

drugs's rating:

3304

8.5

8.8

The Good, the Bad and the Ugly

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig." - Blondie

"The way I figure, there's really not too much future with a sawed-off runt like you." - Blondie

drugs's rating:

2567

7.4

The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975)

"A mental mind fuck can be nice."

"I'm just a sweet transvestite, from Transsexual Transylvania."
- Frank

drugs's rating:

4144

7.9

8.2

No Country for Old Men

"Are you going to shoot me?"
Anton: "That depends. Do you see me?"

Boy on Bike: "Mister? You got a bone stickin' out of your arm."
Anton Chigurh: "Let me just sit here a minute."

Carson Wells: "Do you have any idea how crazy you are?"
Anton Chigurh: "You mean the nature of this conversation?"
Carson Wells: "I mean the nature of *you*."

drugs's rating:

3653

8.1

8.5

The Usual Suspects (1995)

drugs's rating:

1568

7.6

7.7

Dirty Harry

"I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?" - Harry Callahan

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Interview with the Vampire: The Vampire Chronicles

4495

7.4

7.5

Interview with the Vampire: The Vampire Chronicles... (1994)

"Vampires pretending to be humans, pretending to be vampires."

drugs's rating:

3216

8.3

8.6

City of God

"You need more than guts to be a good gangster, you need ideas."
- Rocket

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Here's at least a few of my favorite movie quotes. This list will be updated.

Some of the "quotes" are really long, and they're more like scenes than just quotes. But I still count them as my favorite quotes.