Added by BradWesley123 on 7 Nov 2012 07:46

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The MVPs and LVPs of 2012 Presidential Election

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346

6.2

Barack Obama

Whether you like him or not, he won. Boo-Yah!

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7.8

Samuel L. Jackson

"I have had it, with all these motherfuckin' Romneys in this motherfuckin' election!"

Big Bird

Big Bird can rest easy tonight.

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130

5.2

Bill Clinton

Just watch his speech at the DNC. Bill might have liked the whores, but you can't deny that Big Daddy C was on his game.

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228

7.7

Stephen Colbert

While the Daily Show was good this election season, Colbert owned it. Just watch his response to Donald Trump's $5mil offer.

4.4

Joe Biden

With every competent thought and blunder, Biden was on his game this year.

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6.1

Michelle Obama

She might be more likeable than the President himself.

1.3

Chris Christie

Got the job done in his home state in wake of that whore Sandy.

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LVPs

438

4.2

Donald Trump

The fuckiest fuck of the fucking bunch. Fuck.

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Todd Akin

The man that forever plagued the world with the term "Legitimate Rape."

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Jim Lehrer

Dropped the ball so hard in the first debate that the damn thing deflated.

Richard Mourdock

Why is it that the only people talking about rape in this election were these old, white goons.

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1.3

Karl Rove

Any time I can put Karl Rove in an LVP column is a good time. Once again, the architect's blueprint fails.

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2.3

Mitt Romney

I can't honestly put Romney at the top here, while he was a fuck at times, I believe that he was just another GOP victim to the Karl Rove blueprint. But still, dat bitch lost!!

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Now that the 2012 election season is finally in the books, it's time to take a look back at the Clusterfuck that was.

Note: I didn't think it would, but it comes across very liberal. Republicans, you've been warned.