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3.8

2.5

2-Headed Shark Attack (2012) (2012)

TRT: 1:27:51
First Death: 1:06
Last Death: 1:22:05
Total Deaths: 25
Swears: 20
Tits: 2
Explosions: 2
Scenes with Blood: 20
Bikini Girls: 14
Hottest Bikini Babe: Haley
Bad Jokes/Puns: Too many to count
Film Score: 3.5/5
Music: 2.5/5
DVD Special Features: 2.5/5

markjazz's rating:

6.4

Battletruck

TRT: 1:31:23
First Death: 5:39
Last Death: 1:25:43
Total Deaths: 23
Swears: 3
Tits: 0
Explosions: 13
Scenes with Blood: 6
Vehicle's Destroyed: 1
Building's Destroyed: 6
Gates Crashed Though: 4
Film Score: 2.5/5

markjazz's rating:

5.3

4.8

Cheerleader Camp (1988)

TRT: 1:28:36
First Death: 15:06
Last Death: 1:21:26
Total Deaths: 9
Swears: 7
Tits: 4
Explosions: 0
Scenes with Blood: 14
Scenes with Girls in Bikini's: 2
Cigarettes Smoked: 0
Best Looking Girl: Cory Frost
Film Score: 4/5
Rap Song: 1/5

markjazz's rating:

1005

6.4

6.7

Christine

TRT: 1:49:55
First Death: 4:52
Second Death: 1:05:50
Last Death: 1:41:22
Total Deaths: 10 (3 from first owner)
Swears: 73
Tits: 0
Explosions: 1
Scenes with Blood: 2
Meaningful Songs: 15
Times Christine's Name Is Said: 20
Times Christine Rebuilds Herself: 6

markjazz's rating:

473

5.7

6.1

Critters (1986)

TRT: 1:25:47
First Death: 0:02:28
Last Death: 0:40:27
Total Deaths: 4
Critter Kills: 4
Scene's with Blood: 6
Explosions: 14
Swears: 9
Tits: 0
Number of Times One is Subjected to that Shit Song "Power of the Night": 3
Soundtrack: 3.5/5

markjazz's rating:

210

5.5

Critters 2: The Main Course (1988)

TRT: 1:25:41
First Death: 23:56
Last Death: 1:13:05
Critter Kills: 6
Total Kills: 6
Scenes with Blood: 7
Explosions: 5
Swears: 18
Tits: 1
Music: 2.5/5

markjazz's rating:

169

4.4

4.5

Critters 3 (1991) (1992)

TRT: 1:24:41
First Death: 28:09
Last Death: 00:44:46
Critter Kills: 2
Total Kills: 2
Scenes with Blood: 3
Explosions: 5
Swears: 10
Tits: 0
Music: 3/5

markjazz's rating:

4.8

Death Row (2007)...

TRT: 89 Minutes
First Death: 4:00
First Ghost Kill: 21:30
Last Death: 1:17:00
Total Deaths: 21
Swears: 15
Tits: 0
Explosions: 1
Implosions: 1
Scenes with Blood: 20
Possessions: 4
Fight Scenes: 7
Riot Scenes: 3
Shots of hot girls taking a poop: 1
Best part of the movie: Character Brian is wearing a "Han Shot First" shirt.

markjazz's rating:

7.1

5.2

Deathstalker II: Duel of the Titans (1987)

TRT: 1:19:48
First Death: 4:16
First Deathstalker Kill: 4:16
Last Death: 1:17:24
Deathstalker Kills: 14
Total Deaths: 28
Swears: 0
Different Sets of Tits: 9
Tits Scenes: 15
Explosions: 0
Scenes with Blood: 17
Film Score: 3.5/5
DVD Special Features: 2/5

markjazz's rating:

429

7.1

Cemetery Man (1994)

TRT: 99 Minutes
First Zombie Death: 1:20
Last Zombie Death: 1:10:31
First Human Death: 27:59
Last Human Death: 1:31:12
Zombies Killed: 28
Humans Killed by Francesco: 15
Zombies Killed by Francesco: 19
Zombies Shot in the Head: 16
Decapitations: 2
Girls Puked On: 1
Cigarettes Smoked by Francesco: 9
Swears: 10
Tits: 2
Scenes with Tits: 3
WTF Moments: Way to many to count!

markjazz's rating:

3.1

Dinocroc vs. Supergator

TRT: 1:26:48
First Kill: 00:00:45
Last Kill: 1:15:00
Kills by Dinocroc: 11
Kills by Supergator: 14
Total Kills: 29
Scenes With Blood: 7
Swears: 5
Tits: 0
Explosions: 4
Film Score: 2/5

markjazz's rating:

4.5

3.1

Dinoshark

TRT: 92 Minutes
Total Dinoshark Kills: 26 (18 men, 8 women)
First Kill: 4:07
Last Kill: 1:23:53
Victims Eaten: 15
Swears: 3
Scene's with Blood: 15
Blood Splats on Camera Lens: 2
Explosions: 3
Objects Destroyed: 4
Tits: 0
Close Ups of Girls in Bikinis: 9

markjazz's rating:

2132

7.3

7.4

The Evil Dead

TRT: 1:25:25
First Death: 47:40*
Last Death: 1:19:19*
Total Deaths: 4*
Swears: 0
Tits: 2
Explosions: 0
Scenes with Blood: 19
Scenes with Puss 5
Severed Limbs: 6
Possessions: 5
Cigarettes Smoked: 0
Shots Fired: 3
Scenes with Fog Moving Over the Full Moon: 5
Raped by a Tree!!!: 26:37
Film Score: 4/5

*I count a "death" when a possessed human is killed.

markjazz's rating:

6.2

5.7

Hello Mary Lou: Prom Night II (1987)

TRT: 97 Minutes
First Death: 27:30 (There's a death at 9:30 but it's going back 30 years to show what happened in the first movie)
Last Death: 1:25:16
Total Deaths: 7
Total Deaths by Possessed Vicki: 4
Swears: 13
Tits: 2
Scenes with Tits: 4
Full Frontal Nude Scenes: 2
Scenes with Two Naked Chicks in a Shower: 1
Scenes with Blood: 8
Bad Jokes: 9
References to The Exorcist: 4

markjazz's rating:

735

Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer (1986)

RT: 1:22:14
First Kill: 1:34
Last Kill: 1:20:19
Total Kills: 15 (6 men, 9 woman)
Scene's with Blood: 9
Tits: 2
Nude Scene's: 3
Swears: 29
Cigarettes Smoked: 10
Beers Drunk: 11
Shots Fired: 7
Smashed TV's: 2
Film Score: 4/5
How Much Did it Cost for Two Packs of Cigarettes in Chicago in 1986?: $2.60

markjazz's rating:

122

6.2

5.7

Humanoids from the Deep (1980)

TRT: 1:19:41
First Death: 6:34
Last Death: 1:17:30
Humanoid Kills: 15
Humanoids Killed: 11 (at least)
Humanoid Rapes: 3
Total Deaths: 18
Swears: 10
Tits: 5
Nude Scenes: 4
Explosions: 3
Scenes with Blood: 19
Fake Scares: 6
Seagulls with One Leg: 1
Film Score: 4/5
Music: 3.5/5
DVD Special Features: 4/5

markjazz's rating:

4.6

Mega Python vs. Gatoroid

TRT: 1:30:35
First Kill: 17:13
Last Kill: 1:26:00
Mega Python Kills: 12*
Gatoroid Kills: 6*
Total Kills: 18*
Scenes with Blood: 14
Explosions: 7
Swears: 10
Tits: 0
Fucked Up Music Video?: 00:36:30
Debbie Gibson/ Tiffany Cat Fight!!!: 00:57:53
*Not including City scene at 1:04:00.

markjazz's rating:

131

2.5

Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus (2009) (2009)

TRT: 90 Minutes
Attacks on Military Vessels: 22
Attacks on Civilian Vessels: 32
Mega Shark On Screen Kills: 797 (rough estimate)
Giant Octopus On Screen Kills: 1461 (rough estimate)
Swears: 10
Scenes With Blood: 4 (2 dry blood, 2 under water)
Mega Shark First Kill: 18:09
Giant Octopus First Kill: 9:09
Tits: 0
Explosions: 4
Total Running Time of "Sex" Scene: 12 Seconds

markjazz's rating:

Monster from Bikini Beach (2008)

TRT: 1:35:08
First Death: 1:47
Last Death: 1:29:15
Total Deaths: 32
Total Monster Kills: 29
Swears: 47
Tits: 8
Explosions: 0
Scenes with Blood: 29
Girls in Bikini's: 24
Full Moon Shots: 7
Last Line in the Movie: "Monsters are for reals."
Music: 1.5/5

markjazz's rating:

4.2

Monster from a Prehistoric Planet (1969)

TRT: 1:29:43
Monster Appears: 26:07
First Kill: 37:00
Last Kill: 1:11:36
Swears: 0
Tits: 0
Explosion Scenes: 10
Scenes with Blood: 0
Buildings Destroyed: 16
Ships Destroyed: 1
Cigarettes Smoked: 1
Theory's That Don't Make Sense: Too Many!
Film Score: 2.5/5

markjazz's rating:

162

6.5

6.1

Night of the Demons (1988)

TRT: 89 Minutes
First Death: 44:22
Last Death: 1:25:40
Total Deaths: 9
Scenes With Blood: 14
Nude Scenes: 5
Tits: 2
Swears: 50
Bad Puns or Jokes: 39
Cigarettes Smoked: 0
Scenes With a Half Nude Woman Shoving a Lipstick Tube Into Her Boob: 1

markjazz's rating:

7.1

6.7

Nightmare (1964)

TRT: 1:22:16
First Death: 15:24
Last Death: 1:18:13
Total Deaths: 5
Swears: 0
Tits: 0
Explosions: 0
Scenes with Blood: 7
Music: 4/5
Notes: Here you will witness the quickest dissolving marriage on screen ever!

markjazz's rating:

2886

7.2

7.5

A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)

TRT: 1:31:18
First Death: 18:00
Last Death: 1:24:44
Total Deaths: 4
Swears: 12
Tits: 1
Explosions: 1
Scenes with Blood: 7
Worst Death: Tina
Dream Sequences: 8
Cheesy Freddy Lines: 1
Film Score: 4/5
DVD Special Features: 3/5

markjazz's rating:

A Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy's Revenge

906

5.4

5.5

A Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy's Revenge... (1985)

TRT: 1:25:28
First Death: 36:50
Last Death: 1:22:17
Total Deaths: 5
Swears: 18
Tits: 0
Explosions: 0
Scenes with Blood: 7
Cheesy Freddy Lines: 2
Dreams: 5 (Although it's kind of hard to tell what's a dream and what isn't in this movie)
Film Score: 4/5
DVD Special Features: 2/5

markjazz's rating:

A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors

885

6.5

6.6

A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors

TRT: 1:36:26
First Death: 32:25
Last Death: 1:30:30
Total Deaths: 7
Swears: 26
Tits: 1
Explosions: 1
Scenes with Blood: 9
Worst Death: Phillip
Dream Sequences: 6
Cheesy Feddy Lines: 11
Film Score: 4/5
DVD Special Features: 2/5

markjazz's rating:

A Nightmare on Elm Street 4: The Dream Master

773

5.8

5.7

A Nightmare on Elm Street 4: The Dream Master... (1988)

TRT: 1:33:14
First Death: 20:20
Last Death: 1:11:30
Total Deaths: 5
Swears: 14
Tits: 2
Explosions: 3
Scenes with Blood: 6
Worst Death: Debbie
Dream Sequences: 6
Day Dreams: 3
Cheesy Freddy Lines: 13
Film Score: 4/5
DVD Special Features: 2/5

markjazz's rating:

4.8

3.5

Octaman (1971)

TRT: 1:19:11
Octaman Shown: 0:00:53 (before the credits)
First Human Death: 7:18
Last Human Death: 1:16:00
Total Deaths: 7
Scenes with Blood: 7
Swears: 0
Tits: 0
Explosions: 0
Octavision: 35 times!
Stock Footage Scenes: 3
Film Score: 2.5/5
Part that Charley Brewster is watching in the movie Fright Night: 1:15:14

markjazz's rating:

199

5.6

5.5

Puppet Master (1989)

TRT: 90 minutes
First Kill: 11:32
First Puppet Kill: 38:47
Last Puppet Kill: 1:20:02
Total Puppet Kills: 5
Total Deaths: 6
Scenes with Blood: 10
Swears: 5
Tits: 2
Nude Scenes: 2
Kills By Ms. Leech: 1.3*
Kills By Blade: 1
Kills By Pinhead: 1.3*
Kills By Tunneler: 1.3*
Kills By Jester: 0
*Three puppets contribute for one kill

markjazz's rating:

5.8

5.3

Puppet Master II (1990)

TRT: 85 Minutes
First Kill: 20:35
Last Kill: 1:18:13
Total Kills: 8
Scenes with Blood: 4
Swears: 0
Tits: 1
Nude Scenes: 2
Kills By Ms. Leech: 1
Kills By Blade: 2
Kills By Pinhead: 1
Kills By Tunneler: 1
Kills By Jester: 0
Kills By Torch: 3
Number of Times Matte Painting Exterior Shot of Hotel is Used: 4
Oddest Scene in the Movie: Kid takes the shirt off his GI Joe doll and whips its back.

markjazz's rating:

6.7

Puppet Master III: Toulon's Revenge (1992)

TRT: 82 minutes
First Kill: 1:33
First Puppet Kill: 20:13
Last Kill: 1:16:24
Total Puppet Kills: 7
Total Deaths: 12
Scenes with Blood: 10
Swears: 1
Tits: 4
Nude Scenes: 2
Kills By Ms. Leech: 2
Kills By Blade: 0
Kills By Pinhead: 2
Kills By Tunneler: 1
Kills By Six Shooter: 2
Kills By Jester: 0
Zombies: 2
Cigarettes Smoked By Krauss: 7

markjazz's rating:

2757

6.9

7.6

RoboCop

TRT: 103 Minutes
First Death: 12:30
Last Death: 1:36:00
Total Deaths: 18
Robocop Kills: 12
Swears: 58
Tits: 2
Explosions: 21
Scenes with Blood: 11
Commercials: 4
"I'd buy that for a dollar!": 4
The Incredible Melting Man: 1:29:40

markjazz's rating:

2.2

3.2

Sharktopus

TRT: 92 Minutes
Total Sharktopus Kills: 29 (20 men, 9 women)
First Kill: 9:00
Last Kill: 1:23:27
Victims Eaten: 16
Victims Stabbed with Tentacle: 7
Swears: 4
Scene's with Blood: 26
Blood Splats on Camera Lens: 4
Explosions: 3
Tits: 0
Close Ups of Girls in Bikinis: 22
Girls in Bikinis: Too Many To Count
Mexican's Named Bob: 1

markjazz's rating:

177

6.1

5.7

The Slumber Party Massacre (1982)

TRT: 1:16:09
First Death: 5:55
Last Death: 1:14:00
Total Deaths: 11 (5 female)
Swears: 3
Tits: 7
Nude Scenes: 5
Explosions: 0
Scenes with Blood: 16
Best Looking Girl: Valerie
Woman That Weight Over 130 lbs: 0
Film Score: 3.5/5

markjazz's rating:

5.7

4.6

Slumber Party Massacre II (1987)

TRT: 1:15:48
First Death: 51:25
Last Death: 1:10:00
Total Deaths: 7 (3 female)
Swears: 4
Tits: 1
Nude Scenes: 1
Explosions: 0
Scenes with Blood: 14
Best Looking Girl: Amy
Dreams/ Visions: 12
Film Score: 4/5
Music: 3.5/5

markjazz's rating:

5.4

4.6

Slumber Party Massacre III (1990)

TRT: 1:27:09
First Death: 8:20
Last Death: 1:23:00
Total Deaths: 11 (6 female)
Swears: 18
Tits: 4
Nude Scenes: 4
Explosions: 0
Scenes with Blood: 14
Best Looking Girl: Jackie
Sluttiest Girl: Juliette
Film Score: 3.5/5
Music: 2.5/5

markjazz's rating:

5455

7.4

8.1

The Terminator

TRT: 1:47:06
First Death: 1:20
Last Death: 1:27:00
Total Deaths: 34 (23 from the Terminator)
Swears: 17
Nude Scenes: 4
Tits: 1
Explosions: 17
Scenes with Blood: 12
Music: 5/5

markjazz's rating:

5.7

4.9

The Terror Within (1989)...

TRT: 1:27:51
First Death: 4:50
Last Death: 1:24:08
Total Deaths: 15 male, 2 female
Total Mutant Deaths: 5
Swears: 11
Tits: 0
Explosions: 2
Scenes with Blood: 13
Favorite Character: Neil
Mutant Rape!: 49:58
Film Score: 3.5/5
Overall Design and Look of the Mutants: 1/5

markjazz's rating:

5.3

4.9

The Unnamable

TRT: 1:23:49
First Kill: 5:47
Last Kill: 1:03:54
Total Kills: 5
Swears: 7
Tit Scenes: 3
Explosions: 0
Scenes with Blood: 11
False Scare: 8
Cigarettes Smoked: 0
Alcoholic Drinks: 1
Film Score: 4/5

markjazz's rating:

5.3

The Velvet Vampire

TRT: 1:20:15
First Death: 3:31
Last Death: 1:16:30
Total Deaths: 6
Swears: 5
Tits: 2
Nude Scenes: 12
Explosions: 0
Scenes with Blood: 7
Dreams: 3
Cigarettes Smoked: 0
Alcoholic Drinks: 2
Film Score: 3/5

markjazz's rating:

The Werewolf vs. the Vampire Woman (aka Werewolf Shadow)

5.7

5.2

The Werewolf vs. the Vampire Woman (aka Werewolf Shadow)...

TRT: 1:22:07
First Death: 4:12
Last Death: 1:20:00
Total Deaths: 12
Total Kills by Werewolf: 9
Total Kills by Vampire Woman: 2
Swears: 0
Tits: 1
Explosions: 0
Scenes with Blood: 13
Slow Motion Shots: 14
Full Moon Shots: 7
Who Wins?: Werewolf
Film Score: 3.5/5
DVD Special Features: 3/5

markjazz's rating:

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I love movies and I love stats so it's only naturally that I combine the two! Most of these movies will be b-movies or horror films and some of the stats may not be 100% accurate due to some scenes. For example; a giant shark eats a plane. I have to estimate how many people could have been on that plane. Other notes:
Tits: Meaning how many woman bare their boobs. Nude Scenes means at least a shirt has to come off. Regarding swears I don't count curses such as "Goddamn" or "Jesus Christ" as swears.

*Maybe Spoilers*